Abrao, Hater of Life3BB
Legendary Creature - Zombie Horror Wizard (MR)
Suspend 3 - 1BB 3BB: Destroy all creatures. Activate this ability only while Abrao, Hater of Life is suspended or on the battlefield.
When Grod, Hater of Life enters the battlefield, your life total becomes equal to the number of creatures that died this turn plus 1. A horde of zombies travel before him like pilotfish, feasting on those that perish by his baleful will.
8/8
Yeah, this is an environment where you might well have three planeswalkers and two creatures with +1/+1 counters on them, then get two proliferates a turn with this. And I'm talking about Sealed here.
Pride Arms-Master2WWW
Creature - Cat Soldier (R)
When Pride Arms-Master enters the battlefield, create three equipment artifact tokens named "Leonin Scimitar" with Equip 1 and "Equipped creature gets +1/+1." You may attach those tokens to creatures you control. Masters of weaponcraft are more rare among than leonin than many other races, but when one of the lion folk devotes themselves fully to the forge and the blade they can be true prodigies.
2/2
Very sorry, didn't realize I passed on to this round.
Dimir - Plot
Breaker, the CalculatorUUBB
Legendary Creature - Zombie Wizard (MR)
When Breaker, the Calculator enters the battlefield, plot 1 (Exile the top card of your library face down. You may look at it at any time.)
Tap an untapped creature you control: Plot 1.
Reveal X plotted cards: Exile target permanent or permanent card in a graveyard with converted mana cost X, then return it to the battlefield under your control.
2/5
Good HorseGW
Legendary Creature - Horse Hero (MR)
Trample
Humans you control are Horses in addition to their other types and get +1/+1 and have trample. "You think the power of the Horse cannot help you? Nay."
2/2
"Winnie!"GW
Instant (U)
Target creature you control gets +3/+3 until end of turn. Whenever damage is dealt this turn to another creature you control that shares a creature type with this creature, you may shout "No!" If you do, redirect that damage to this creature. The Gluemaker learned the hard way that you never, ever threaten Good Horse's filly.
Racecar Ricky
Legendary Creature - Human Sidekick (R)
First strike 1WR, say "Vrrm vrmm!!!": Exile Racecar Ricky and return it to the battlefield transformed. "There is no teen more turbo."
1/1
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The Racecar Named Ricky
Legendary Tribal Artifact - Human Vehicle (R)
First strike, haste
Whenever The Racecar Named Ricky becomes crewed by Good Horse, you may say "Hi ho, Ricky, Away!" If you do, The Racecar Named Ricky gets +4/+4 until end of turn.
Crew 2 Good Horse's young jockey is a very driven young man.
4/4
I spelled it "Winnie" so it'd be clear that it's the name of his girlfriend (while still being a horse pun). To bad I had already made the Nay/Neigh pun.
Hemlock - "I'll kick your butts by the dozen" - The way I'm reading that, it usually won't have much effect other than letting you assign all damage to each creature (combine with trample and that's scary) and a few things like not turning on Rampage (which tends to pop back up in Un-sets because it's funny). But for a 2 mana instant that you can play after blocks, that's scary. As a sorcery this could go up to +4/+4 and still be pretty solid.
doomfish - "Here Fifi!" - It is weird how swingy it is, since it's either a pretty crappy 3/3 for 4 or a totally awesome free 3/3. And I don't really see the flavor behind it popping into play after replacing another token. Seems like it might have made more sense if it was able to replace some other token with a 3/3 token.
Subject16 - "I Pity Thy Sorry Art!" - Solid effect, not terribly original but clean and straightforward. Tie to the superhero is obvious.
Raptorchan - "Clearrr..." / "...Prrrop!" - Two solid, clean effects that make sense and are strong flavorfully.
master_of_the_universe - "Let's Make a Splash!" -That's a very splashy effect indeed. Actually playble in regular Magic, fits well with the legend, and creates interesting board states.
netn10 - "Let's Get Dirty" - "All the cards", even in an Un-Set, is really vague. Like, the ones in hands and libraries too? If so, that's going to kil every player every time. Unless they bring tongs. And do cards go back to the zone they were in before?
void_nothing - "I've Made Some Script Revisions!" - "Abilties change" is pretty vague, but probably not too vague for Un-sets. Seems pretty well balanced, since you'd have to build a deck around it to make it scary.
Good HorseGW
Legendary Creature - Horse Hero (MR)
Trample
Humans you control are Horses in addition to their other types and get +1/+1 and have trample. "You think the power of the Horse cannot help you? Nay."
2/2
Heirloom Plate2
Artifact - Equipment (C)
Equipped creature gets +0/+3.
Equip 2
Hock (Exile Heirloom Plate: Draw a card and create two Silver artifact tokens with "Sacrifice this artifact: Add C to your mana pool." Any opponent may cast Heirloom Plate while it is in hock. Hock only as a sorcery.)
Generic Rule Text
Hock (Exile this permanent: Draw a card and create X Silver artifact tokens with "Sacrifice this artifact: Add C to your mana pool." where X is this permanent's converted mana cost. Any opponent may cast this permanent while it is in hock. Hock only as a sorcery.)
1
Legendary Creature - Zombie Horror Wizard (MR)
Suspend 3 - 1BB
3BB: Destroy all creatures. Activate this ability only while Abrao, Hater of Life is suspended or on the battlefield.
When Grod, Hater of Life enters the battlefield, your life total becomes equal to the number of creatures that died this turn plus 1.
A horde of zombies travel before him like pilotfish, feasting on those that perish by his baleful will.
8/8
1
Yeah, this is an environment where you might well have three planeswalkers and two creatures with +1/+1 counters on them, then get two proliferates a turn with this. And I'm talking about Sealed here.
1
Creature - Cat Soldier (R)
When Pride Arms-Master enters the battlefield, create three equipment artifact tokens named "Leonin Scimitar" with Equip 1 and "Equipped creature gets +1/+1." You may attach those tokens to creatures you control.
Masters of weaponcraft are more rare among than leonin than many other races, but when one of the lion folk devotes themselves fully to the forge and the blade they can be true prodigies.
2/2
1
Dimir - Plot
Breaker, the Calculator UUBB
Legendary Creature - Zombie Wizard (MR)
When Breaker, the Calculator enters the battlefield, plot 1 (Exile the top card of your library face down. You may look at it at any time.)
Tap an untapped creature you control: Plot 1.
Reveal X plotted cards: Exile target permanent or permanent card in a graveyard with converted mana cost X, then return it to the battlefield under your control.
2/5
1
Legendary Creature - Horse Hero (MR)
Trample
Humans you control are Horses in addition to their other types and get +1/+1 and have trample.
"You think the power of the Horse cannot help you? Nay."
2/2
"Winnie!" GW
Instant (U)
Target creature you control gets +3/+3 until end of turn. Whenever damage is dealt this turn to another creature you control that shares a creature type with this creature, you may shout "No!" If you do, redirect that damage to this creature.
The Gluemaker learned the hard way that you never, ever threaten Good Horse's filly.
Racecar Ricky
Legendary Creature - Human Sidekick (R)
First strike
1WR, say "Vrrm vrmm!!!": Exile Racecar Ricky and return it to the battlefield transformed.
"There is no teen more turbo."
1/1
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The Racecar Named Ricky
Legendary Tribal Artifact - Human Vehicle (R)
First strike, haste
Whenever The Racecar Named Ricky becomes crewed by Good Horse, you may say "Hi ho, Ricky, Away!" If you do, The Racecar Named Ricky gets +4/+4 until end of turn.
Crew 2
Good Horse's young jockey is a very driven young man.
4/4
1
doomfish - "Here Fifi!" - It is weird how swingy it is, since it's either a pretty crappy 3/3 for 4 or a totally awesome free 3/3. And I don't really see the flavor behind it popping into play after replacing another token. Seems like it might have made more sense if it was able to replace some other token with a 3/3 token.
Subject16 - "I Pity Thy Sorry Art!" - Solid effect, not terribly original but clean and straightforward. Tie to the superhero is obvious.
Raptorchan - "Clearrr..." / "...Prrrop!" - Two solid, clean effects that make sense and are strong flavorfully.
master_of_the_universe - "Let's Make a Splash!" -That's a very splashy effect indeed. Actually playble in regular Magic, fits well with the legend, and creates interesting board states.
netn10 - "Let's Get Dirty" - "All the cards", even in an Un-Set, is really vague. Like, the ones in hands and libraries too? If so, that's going to kil every player every time. Unless they bring tongs. And do cards go back to the zone they were in before?
void_nothing - "I've Made Some Script Revisions!" - "Abilties change" is pretty vague, but probably not too vague for Un-sets. Seems pretty well balanced, since you'd have to build a deck around it to make it scary.
Top 3:
1. Raptorchan
2. master_of_the_universe
3. Subject16
1
Good Horse GW
Legendary Creature - Horse Hero (MR)
Trample
Humans you control are Horses in addition to their other types and get +1/+1 and have trample.
"You think the power of the Horse cannot help you? Nay."
2/2
2
Creature - Minotaur Cleric Warrior(U)
Haste
Sacrifice a Minotaur, T: Hurloon Cabalist deals 2 damage to target creature.
Exile a Minotaur card in your graveyard, T: Create a 2/2 black Zombie Minotaur creature token.
3/1
1
Artifact Creature - Golem (U)
You may spend colorless mana as though it were red mana.
T: Add C to your mana pool.
0/2
1
Artifact - Equipment (C)
Equipped creature gets +0/+3.
Equip 2
Hock (Exile Heirloom Plate: Draw a card and create two Silver artifact tokens with "Sacrifice this artifact: Add C to your mana pool." Any opponent may cast Heirloom Plate while it is in hock. Hock only as a sorcery.)
Generic Rule Text
Hock (Exile this permanent: Draw a card and create X Silver artifact tokens with "Sacrifice this artifact: Add C to your mana pool." where X is this permanent's converted mana cost. Any opponent may cast this permanent while it is in hock. Hock only as a sorcery.)