Sounds to me like you're just in a bad area for what you want to play. As an avid EDH player, I know that yelling like crazy is something that shouldn't be happening. I'd recommend pauper, but if your playgroup only plays standard and modern, that probably won't happen.
My suggestion would be, find another store. If you still want to play, that'd probably be your best option.
Now Lasersharp is the one who has to do star jumps!
Yeah, I just did 20... is anyone else going to follow along? (Bur may be exempt because he actually did this last time.)
I am. But silently. Like a really clumsy ninja.
If we're doing transforming planeswalkers, would it be a creature that flips into a Planeswalker? Or something more along the lines of Garruk Relentless?
Now, I really like Atarka. She's big, fat, and does lots of damage. However, she is a huge target. So how do you get value with her? Whip of Erebos of course.
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My suggestion would be, find another store. If you still want to play, that'd probably be your best option.
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We don't like his Roon deck.
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I am. But silently. Like a really clumsy ninja.
If we're doing transforming planeswalkers, would it be a creature that flips into a Planeswalker? Or something more along the lines of Garruk Relentless?
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By trying and failing multiple times
@Lamia
My next choice would be Thromok the Insatiable
He just seems... Prehistoric. IDK
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3 Atarka, World Render
4 Courser of Kruphix
2 Doomwake Giant
2 Hornet Queen
4 Satyr Wayfinder
2 Stormbreath Dragon
4 Sylvan Caryatid
Sorceries (4)
2 Commune With the Gods
2 Dark Deal
Artifacts/Enchantments (4)
4 Whip of Erebos
3 Hero's Downfall
4 Murderous Cut
Lands (24)
4 Forest
3 Llanowar Wastes
2 Mountain
3 Swamp
3 Temple of Abandon
4 Temple of Malady
1 Urborg, Tomb of Yawgmoth
2 Wooded Foothills
2 Bloodstained Mire
2 Thoughtseize
2 Crater's Claws
2 Bile Blight
3 Crux of Fate
1 Hero's Downfall
3 Reclamation Sage
1 Bow of Nylea
1 Pharika, God of Affliction
How viable does this look?
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"I will destroy you with lightning and then see the future."
"I will stop your magic from forming and then see the future."
"I will call upon the great God of Slaughter to rain down destruction equal to the amount of stuff that I have done so far in the game unless you happen to have wiped out my knowledge of used spells. Then I will see the future."
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Sorcery
Politely destroy target creature or Planeswalker.
Pleeeeeeeeeeease?
- Massacre Girl
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