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  • posted a message on The Caption Game
    Bruce was told heavy metal moshpits could get rowdy, but he didn't expect this...

    Tidehollow Sculler
    Posted in: Other Forum Games
  • posted a message on Snappy Answers to stupid Questions
    Because Chimney Imp had a prior engagement.

    How did the makers of Red Bull decide to call it that?
    Posted in: Other Forum Games
  • posted a message on Things I'm No Longer Allowed To Do At FNM
    128. I'm no longer allowed to take naps on the tables between matches.
    They don't seem to mind if I doze off during the match tho... I never win those games.
    Posted in: the Speakeasy
  • posted a message on Fetchlands Confirmed
    No, no... not Khans...

    M15 is rumored to have lands in it... Fetchlands confirmed!

    No, wait... Khans is rumored to have lands in it too!! Dammit...

    What about return to Zendikar?!
    Return to Alara?!
    Return to... Homelands? Gaping FETCHLANDS CONFIRMED!!!
    Posted in: the Speakeasy
  • posted a message on Outrageous Lies About the Last Poster!
    Quote from Flatline »
    Quote from Mickey..Knox »

    Note: You're the first one that's made the connection to my screen name and avatar. A+ Smileup


    Really?!?! That seems crazy! Just because of that, I'm going to make this post NBK related...



    He's the first one to point it out anyway. I guess todays generation just isn't aware of the movie. Shame.
    I adopted the screen name when I played SOCOM: Navy Seals online back in my PS2 days.
    It just stuck and became my online 'persona'.

    Gangstah Mizziums is a dragon with a fedora.

    Wait... whut?
    Posted in: Other Forum Games
  • posted a message on Primer Decks: Reanimator
    I've run It That Betrays before... nasty if you get to untap with it.

    BFFs with Thraximundar Rofl

    Massacre depends on the opposing deck, but if you happen to be battling weenies... Smileup

    Gargantuan is situational...

    Sharuum just doesn't have enough support here...

    One of my personal faves that nobody runs? Magmatic Force This guys power is underrated imo...

    Also U/B is how mine runs and I love the options blue adds to the deck.

    Welcome to the necromancer club!! Jam
    Posted in: Casual Primers
  • posted a message on The Thread With **** No One Cares About
    I have a bird nest with two baby birds in it under the eve of my back porch.

    Tweet. Tweet.
    Posted in: the Speakeasy
  • posted a message on Outrageous Lies About the Last Poster!
    Laser has a song about the humor games forum he's working on. Its a comedy song.
    Posted in: Other Forum Games
  • posted a message on Throw something at the person above you
    *throws 301 blue candies at Laser*

    (I felt like overachieving today)
    Posted in: Other Forum Games
  • posted a message on Snappy Answers to stupid Questions
    Continue if it makes you happy. I'm just not good at those.

    If the lights are on and your eyes are closed, is it dark?
    Posted in: Other Forum Games
  • posted a message on Outrageous Lies About the Last Poster!
    rxavage used to be a Motley Crue groupie. And still is.

    Note: You're the first one that's made the connection to my screen name and avatar. A+ Smileup
    Posted in: Other Forum Games
  • posted a message on This is the funniest Call of Duty video in existence. Many dick and fart jokes, but insanely funny.
    Ok... that was good. I wish you'd have been around when I was playing...

    Me and my friend MaryJane would've loved that... Stoopid Funny
    Posted in: Talk and Entertainment
  • posted a message on Outrageous Lies About the Last Poster!
    voldgift aspires to be the judge of the upcoming show 'Bolas Court TV'. And find EVERYONE guilty.
    Posted in: Other Forum Games
  • posted a message on Planeswalker Sleepover
    Jace: The gorgon tried to drown in Garruks Aethermeister...
    Ajani: Well that was dumb. Ish. Can I get some of that, Beastman?
    Garruk: Look who's talkin... *slaps Ajanis back* ...I'm jus kiddin dawg... uh. Cat. Dood. Guy.
    Tamiyo: So what are we doin about the gorgon sprawled across the floor? Her tentacles are getting stepped on.
    Chandra: *snaps fingers**a small flame erupts on Vraskas asscheek* Maybe that'll wake her up...
    *Vraska bolts upright, stumble-runs out the door* *everyone bursts out laughing*
    Nissa: That was kinda rude. Funny. But rude...
    Lily: Hey, where did Vraska go?
    Venser: Where did you go?
    Lily: ...says the teleporter...
    Sorin: Maybe she's goin to hang out with Tibalt. And turn him into stone...
    Jace: Hey, where's Elspeth? Didn't you invite her? She's cute...
    Tamiyo: Her and Koth are out playing with Phyrexians as usual... she's pretty uptight anyway.
    Venser: Tell me about it...*rolls eyes* Apparently you'd have better luck with the necromancer...
    Jace: Been there. Done that. *yawn*
    Lily: *tap-slaps Jace in the back of the head* Oh hush... you know you love me...
    Nissa: We should play a game!
    Ajani: *with a slight kitty sneer* How about some 'poker'? *winkwink*
    Venser: Is that what the kids are callin it these days?
    Posted in: the Speakeasy
  • posted a message on The art and insanity of Harold McNeil
    In my understanding, which may not be spot on...

    Salvador Dali was a chronic masturbator...

    Leonardo DaVinci stole and autopsied corpses...

    Vincent Van Gogh chopped off his own ear...

    Seems to me, plenty of artists are can be or are rumored to be 'nutjobs'...

    Jus sayin. Shrugs

    EDIT: Fixed. Again, jus sayin. But I heard that rumor about the judge lands too. Wink
    Posted in: Magic General
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