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    posted a message on Snappy Answers to stupid Questions
    Its too hard if I have to DL a Sporcle app first.

    How do they get the meat in a ravioli?
    Posted in: Other Forum Games
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    posted a message on [New Info] WMCQ: Chain Veil playmat and Geist of Saint Traft promo
    Wow. Just wow. That playmat is an instant "Hell yes" from me. Lovin it.

    I'm also on the 'Lily Veil in M15' bandwagon. *fingers crossed*
    Posted in: The Rumor Mill
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    posted a message on Your best MTG jokes...
    --Dear WOTC...

    Please ban Paper Tiger.

    --Thanks,
    Rock Lobster
    Posted in: the Speakeasy
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    posted a message on Things I'm No Longer Allowed To Do At FNM
    128. I'm no longer allowed to take naps on the tables between matches.
    They don't seem to mind if I doze off during the match tho... I never win those games.
    Posted in: the Speakeasy
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    posted a message on Planeswalker Sleepover
    Jace: The gorgon tried to drown in Garruks Aethermeister...
    Ajani: Well that was dumb. Ish. Can I get some of that, Beastman?
    Garruk: Look who's talkin... *slaps Ajanis back* ...I'm jus kiddin dawg... uh. Cat. Dood. Guy.
    Tamiyo: So what are we doin about the gorgon sprawled across the floor? Her tentacles are getting stepped on.
    Chandra: *snaps fingers**a small flame erupts on Vraskas asscheek* Maybe that'll wake her up...
    *Vraska bolts upright, stumble-runs out the door* *everyone bursts out laughing*
    Nissa: That was kinda rude. Funny. But rude...
    Lily: Hey, where did Vraska go?
    Venser: Where did you go?
    Lily: ...says the teleporter...
    Sorin: Maybe she's goin to hang out with Tibalt. And turn him into stone...
    Jace: Hey, where's Elspeth? Didn't you invite her? She's cute...
    Tamiyo: Her and Koth are out playing with Phyrexians as usual... she's pretty uptight anyway.
    Venser: Tell me about it...*rolls eyes* Apparently you'd have better luck with the necromancer...
    Jace: Been there. Done that. *yawn*
    Lily: *tap-slaps Jace in the back of the head* Oh hush... you know you love me...
    Nissa: We should play a game!
    Ajani: *with a slight kitty sneer* How about some 'poker'? *winkwink*
    Venser: Is that what the kids are callin it these days?
    Posted in: the Speakeasy
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    posted a message on [[Official]] What is the most pimp card/deck you've seen or owned? (SEE RULES!)
    In my defense (not that I really need to be defensive) I didn't really say 'best'...
    I used the term 'jaw dropping' cuz that's actually what I do when I see some of this stuff, haha... EEK!

    Also, I don't feel that signed ABUR (or any other) cards are a crime at all, I think it just adds a level of unique to the card and it seems cool to me that the artist has actually handled the card at some point. I'm quite fond of my artist signed cards, which is actually what I would like to post in here (if i can figure out how to do properly), as I think these particular ones are very unique, and one of the prizes of my collection.
    Posted in: Magic General
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    posted a message on To atheists and agnostics: what makes Christianity unappealing or unacceptable to you?
    For me personally, I'm just too scientifically minded... I don't have the capacity for 'blind faith'.
    I believe in facts, proof, and even 'plausible believability' (which I find the idea of a god not very plausible at all), and have actually been called a 'narrow-minded moron' by religeous believers for saying this very thing.
    Strikes me as very hypocritical.
    Also, I simply don't agree with the mindset of 'if you're not one of us, you're wrong...' of course, that mindset doesn't sum up all believers, more so extremists and fanatics that bash non-believers like myself.
    I also don't agree with religious families forcing it on their children, as young kids don't have the capacity or the option of saying "no, I don't think that's right" because they've been told that religion is the only way of life.

    On a side note, I can see this thread becoming a bashfest, but I'll post this against my better judgement anyway...
    Posted in: Religion
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    posted a message on Things I'm No Longer Allowed To Do At FNM
    112. For some reason people don't like you showing up at a Pauper tourney in a Lamborghini...
    Even after you explain that your priorities are perfectly in order... I spent all my money on the car. Rofl
    Posted in: the Speakeasy
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    posted a message on Funny MTG Stories!
    So I'm sittin at the table last nite playing my Pauper decks
    against each other when I mindlessly ask my girlfriend out of nowhere...

    "Hey, you wanna play with me?"
    "You can play with Junk and I'll play RUG Diver Confused ...uh... Delver. I mean RUG Delver."

    We got a good chuckle out of that one...
    Posted in: the Speakeasy
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    posted a message on Throw something at the person above you
    *Throws a missing link What a Wookie at Laser*
    Posted in: Other Forum Games
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