Votes: MamaThana, chochky
Haven't been herein a while. Probably won't continue when this moves to the new site. Still, I feel like I may as well be here for this.
Samsara
Instant (R)
Exile target creature in your graveyard, then search your library for a creature that shares that creature's name and put it onto the battlefield.
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Flintlock posted a message on JUNE 4TH, 2019 THE LAST DCCPosted in: Monthly Contests Archive -
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Artorias posted a message on [Monthly Card Contest] ***MCC*** Discussion ThreadAs a completely outsier I'm telling you that shame isn't what you should feel about your pool of card creations wins. Only proud to have cool card designs.Posted in: Custom Card Contests and Games -
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Moss_Elemental posted a message on The Alphabetical Card GameA wild Mossy has been sighted!Posted in: Custom Card Contests and Games
Nahiri's Reprisal 1RW
Instant
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Hemlock posted a message on March CCL Final PollWe did great, Flatline! *High fives*Posted in: Monthly Contests Archive -
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Cardz5000 posted a message on [Daily Card Contest] DCC Discussion ThreadThere are two types of cyclists: Those who have crashed, and those who will crash. congrats on the transition.Posted in: Custom Card Contests and Games -
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Cardz5000 posted a message on New Challenge Every Day, 12/20/18: Legendary TokensSubject16, JamblockPosted in: Monthly Contests Archive
Echo of History 3UU
Sorcery {R}
Create a token that is a copy of target legendary permanent card in a public zone (The graveyard, battlefield, command zone, and exile are public zones.)
IIW: Red Exile
I know the reminder text is not technically exhaustive of public zones, but Shifting Loyalties is precedent for non-exhaustive reminder text so, (Ante and the stack were intentionally left out as they will not be relevant most of the time.) -
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Megiddo posted a message on Club Flamingo ☆ Exclusively for Custom Card Connoisseurs and Great PeopleThis month was the eight year anniversary of this thread. Eight years! It's honestly incredible to me that this thread has kept chugging along for this long.Posted in: Custom Card Contests and Games
While I may have left Club Flamingo, Club Flamingo hasn't left me. This thread, and what came out of it, continues to have influence on my life. Just ask my friends, who give me flamingo-themed gifts every year for Christmas. Or look at my household's semi-regular celebrations of "Flamingo Time," an impromptu holiday based on the time shown on a broken flamingo clock I have hanging above the entrance to my kitchen. This strange corner of the internet was a huge part of my life back in the day, and it makes me happy to see that it's still going in some form eight years later. Maybe if it's still around two years from now we can do something special for the ten year anniversary.
With all of that said, here's another Statistics update:
Club Flamingo Statistics Update — November 2018
Thread Rating: ☆☆☆☆☆. Thread ratings don't exist anymore, but I'm grandfathering this rating in. You are all worth five stars to me.
Thread Size: Unsurprisingly, we're still #1 with 61,261 posts. As of the last update three years ago we had 59,150 posts. That's only 2,111 posts over three years (as compared to the 17,600 reported in the two year period covered by the last statistics post), but from what I understand about overall forum traffic this isn't that surprising to me. Still, the glory days of nonstop spam appear to have ended.
Thread Views: First, with 2,324,835 views! Three years ago we were at 2,008,742 views. Crazy. Is anybody even looking at any other threads? You know, if everybody who looked at the thread posted we might have better stats for next time.
Posts per Day Lifetime: 20.61. This is a significant drop from the 34.19 we had three years ago. The thread has now been alive for 2,972 days, which I may remind you again is eight years.
Posts per Day since last update: 1.69. Last time I checked this the average was 24.42. This represents 2,111 posts over 1,243 days. If you scroll back through past statistics updates you'll see our highest-ever PPD rate was 99.35 over a single month period. So... it's been higher.
Thanks Count: 66. Maybe people have forgotten about this feature? Go thank the OP if you haven't, if only so that in 2025 when I come back here I'll get to say we kept that going up.
Top Ten Most Prolific Posters, Lifetime:
Chemtrails – 3496 (+62)
Megiddo – 3276 (+45)
Cythare – 2848 (+11)
admirableadmiral – 2581 (+66)
AsianInvasion – 2572 (-)
void_nothing – 1706 (+133)
Oculus – 1675 (+2)
avatarz – 1476 (+14)
Winterspring – 1409 (+67)
MDenham – 1355 (-)
No changes to the top 10 (other than some change in position)... and I'm not sure whether there ever really will be. void_nothing is has made the biggest gains lately but still has a long way to go to crack the top 5.
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Indighost posted a message on NOVEMBER 22ND, 2018Posted in: Monthly Contests ArchiveThe DCC: NOVEMBER 22ND, 2018
Welcome to the DCC!
If you have any questions or comments, feel free to post in the DCC Discussion Thread.
How To Play
How does this card-making game work? It's simple! Whenever your card receives a vote in the day's poll, you receive [1] point for the month. If your card ends up with the most votes for that day, you will receive [2] additional points for the month. In the event of a tie, each person who tied receives [1] additional point. At the end of each month, the person with the most points on the scoreboard wins that month, then the scoreboard is cleared for the next month. You can participate in as many or as few days as you want in any month.
Rules
- Each day you may post any card you want. On the next day all of the posted cards will be put into
a pollthe thread as long as your card didn't get disqualified - see the next point for more details. If you post more than one card in a DCC thread, only the first card you post will be taken. - When you vote, you need to make exactly two votes for two different people. Vote for the cards that are listed in the first post, not other cards being posted in the thread. If you notice that you've only voted for one person, include your second vote in a post, even if you're not submitting a card.
- If you want to change your vote for any reason, post that change in the day's thread (you can include it with your card if you want). Changed votes in the discussion thread will be ignored.
- Voting for only one person, for three or more people, or for yourself will earn you an asterisk by your name in the monthly leaderboard. So will failing to vote if you've posted a card. (We're not going to do anything about people who don't vote or post cards; that would be kind of silly.) This indicates that you're on probation for the next 21 days. If you're on probation and you make another improper vote, your card will be disqualified. Repeated disqualification is grounds for warnings and/or infractions for not following the game rules, so please don't do it.
- Voting for everything in the poll will be grounds for a lifetime ban from the DCC. Don't do it. It just wastes the thread creators' time.
- If you wish to post a render, please use the hyperlink option when posting your card and make the card name the image link. Renders are usually large enough to clog up the list, so submit a text-formed card and (optionally) a link in the name to the render.
- This thread is just for your card submission. Take your questions/comments to our discussion thread. If it's a question, comment, or complaint about probation, PM me instead and I'll explain it.
- Anyone can post the new thread for the day. When you post it, make sure that:
You have a poll in the thread;You include everyone's cards (excluding cards that have been disqualified);The poll is marked as public and multiple choice with a one-day time limit; and- You update the leaderboard with the previous day's scores.
Notes of the Day
@FLATLINE, 1. IT SEEMS THERE WAS SOME SORT OF TIMING BULLSHOOTERY BETWEEN MY AND LOOKASHINY'S POST, IT DID NOT APPEAR ON MY LOAD OF THE PAGE UNTIL I HIT F5. SCORES WILL BE ADJUSTED 2. IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE "ONE OR FEWER" BUT I CAN'T READ APPARENTLY. ALMOST IMPRESSIVE GIVEN I WAS ABLE TO TYPE MOST OF IT CORRECTLY.
@FLATLINE, AGAIN - I CAN MATH, I SWEAR.
DCC NOVEMBER Scoreboard
Chochky 60 (+2)[+2]
Flatline 58 (+7)[+1]
Valleybeyond 50 (+3)
Brainpo 46 (+2)
Indighost 43 (+2)
Voidnothing 41 (+2)
Netn10 40 (+2)[-1]
Antiantiserum 29 (+2)
Soramaro 24 (+1)
Zemoo 22
Lookashiny 16
Master_of_the_universe 15
Raptorchan 12
Zdtsd 11 (+2)*
Subject16 5
AdmirableAdmiral 2
Sephon19 1
*14 days probation
Quote from BrainPo »Votes: Soramaro, Netn10
Horizon Incarnation G
Creature - Elemental (R)
Unbound (This permanent untaps during each player's untap step.)
When Horizon Incarnation dies, you may return it to the battlefield transformed.
2/1
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Eternal Horizon
Land (R)
Unbound (This permanent untaps during each player's untap step.)
T: Add one mana of any color to your mana pool. Eternal Horizon deals 1 damage to you.Quote from chochky »Votes: Valleybeyond, Indighost
Muckblade Revenant 2B
Creature – Skeleton Warrior [Uncommon]
Muckblade Revenant has menace and deathtouch as long as there is a land card in your graveyard.
Retrieve 2B (2B, Discard a card: Return this card from your graveyard to your hand. Retrieve only as a sorcery.)
3/1
Quote from soramaro »Flatline, BrainPo
Mindspark Ignus 3R
Creature - Elemental (UC)
When Mindflame Ignus dies, target player discards all the cards in their hand, then draws that many cards.
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In a way, an mind-jumbling episode induced by elemental magic yields the same result as years of meditation - a completely new outlook.
3/1Quote from lookashiny »netn10, zdtsd
Treacherous Commander BW
Creature- Human Soldier (U)
When a creature you control dies, ~ deals 3 damage to you.
3/4Quote from valleybeyond »Votes: void_nothing, indighost
Enlisted Dead
2W
Creature - Zombie Soldier (R)
Vigilance
Whenever a Human creature you control dies, create a 2/2 black Zombie creature token.
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With Avacyn dead, those who bore witness to the hordes of undead fighting off the Eldrazi became more open-minded regarding necromancy.Quote from Flatline »@Indighost, unless I'm crazy, you somehow failed to include lookashiny's card and votes from yesterday. Also, what the heck does "if you have cast one or more fewer spell this turn" mean?
Votes: void_nothing, BrainPo
Azorius Official 2WU
Creature — Human Advisor (U)
Vigilance
Arrest (Whenever this deals damage to a creature, tap that creature. It doesn't untap during its controller's next untap step.)
When Azorius Official enters the battlefield, return target tapped creature an opponent controls to its owner's hand.
2/4Quote from netn10 »Votes: Zdtsd, Antiantiserum
Savage Burst RG
Instant (Common)
You may discard a Mountion card and a Forest card rather than pay this spell's mana cost.
Target creature gets +3/+0 and gains trample until end of turn.Quote from Antiantiserum »Votes: chochky, valleybeyond
Ambitious Deal 2R
Sorcery {R}
Discard your hand. At the beginning of your next turn's upkeep, draw two cards for each card discarded this way.Quote from master_of_the_universe »Votes: Flatline, chochky
Ob Nixilis, Unbound 3BB
Legendary Creature — Demon (M)
Level up — Sacrifice a nontoken creature. (Sacrifice a nontoken creature: Put a level counter on this. Level up only as a sorcery.)
4/4
LEVEL 1-6
Flying, trample
7/7
LEVEL 7+
Flying, trample
When the seventh level counter is placed on Ob Nixilis, Unbound, each opponent sacrifices all nonland permanents they control.
13/13Quote from void_nothing »Votes: Flatline, valleybeyond
Prismatic Fetters GW
Enchantment - Aura (U)
Enchant creature or planeswalker
Enchanted permanent can't attack and its activated abilities cost 2 more to activate.
When enchanted permanent dies, add WUBRG.Quote from Rudyard »flatline, antiantiserum
Echomancy 2UU
Enchantment (R)
Each each and sorcery card in your hand can be cast as a copy of an instant or sorcery card in your graveyard.Quote from Indighost »FLATLINE, ANTIANTISERUM
Insufferable Pest 1BG
Creature - Imp (U)
Flash
Flying
When ~ enter the battlefield, target creature attacks this turn if able.
1/2
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void_nothing posted a message on Club Flamingo ☆ Exclusively for Custom Card Connoisseurs and Great PeopleI'm here backstage with Interplanar Wrestling Federation Champion "Phyrexian" Hulk Hogan, who is about to announce the number one contender who will face him for his prestigious title! Hulkster, how did you narrow down the many fine wrestlers who want that match?Posted in: Custom Card Contests and Games
WELL LET ME TELL YA SOMETHING MEAN GENETHAT FLATLINE, BROTHER, HE'S A TAG TEAM SPECIALIST! OF COURSE, THAT MEANS HIS BEST FINISHER IS CALLIN' SOMEONE ELSE TO DO THE WORK FOR HIM, DUDE! I STILL GOTTA RESPECT HOW HE ABUSES ETB AND LTB TRIGGERS IN A FAIR WAY AND BRINGS THAT RESONANT AND TIMELESS FLAVOR, NOT TO MENTION HIS TRIBUTE TO THE GREATEST THERE EVER WAS, ANDRE
FORESTSGUY MEANWHILE, HE'S ALL ABOUT THE STYLE OVER SUBSTANCE! HE TAKES LONGER THAN THE UNDERTAKER TO DO AN ENTRANCE, AND EVEN THOUGH HE'S A REAL STICKLER FOR THE RULES HIS MOVES ARE A LITTLE CONFUSING, JACK! HIS MOVE NAMES AREN'T TOO ORIGINAL, EITHER!
SPELLDREAMER IS UNPREDICTABLE! HE'S GOT THEM WILD EYES AND YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GOING IN HIS CRAZY MIND! HE COULD HEEL ON YOU ANY MINUTE! NOW MAKING YOUR OPPONENT'S OWN CREATURES CLEAN HOUSE IS PRETTY RAD, BUT HULKSTER THINKS THAT'S MORE OF A BABYFACE TURN
SUBJECT16, HE'S ONE OF THOSE HARDCORE WRESTLERS WHO'S MOST DANGEROUS WITH A WEAPON IN HIS HAND, DUDE! SUBJECT16 UNDERSTANDS THAT IT'S IMPORTANT TO HAVE SOMETHING YOU CAN LIFT TO HIT SOMEBODY WITH, BUT I THINK HE SHOULD INVEST IN LESS BREAKABLE CHAIRS THAT ARE GOOD FOR MORE THAN ONE SHOT! STILL, IT'S HARD TO FLING A GUY LIKE THAT OVER THE TOP ROPE!
ULKA'S A MEXICAN-STYLE HIGH-FLYER, BROTHER, AND HE'S A REAL TITAN OF THE RING, BUT IT'S HARD FOR ME TO UNDERSTAND WHY HIS RING GEAR IS TWO COLORS! I THINK HE'D LOOK A LOT BETTER IN SOLID RED!
EL HIJO DE MERGATROID_JONES IS ANOTHER OF THEM LUCHADORES ENMASCARADOS! IT LOOKS LIKE HE'S A REAL TECNICO AND WANTS EVERY FIGHT TO BE FAIR! SADLY WHAT WORKS IN MEXICO MIGHT NOT WORK IN THESE GREAT UNITED STATES JACK. THE TICKET PRICE TO THEIR EVENTS IS TOO EXPENSIVE FOR A SHOW YOU HAVE TO BUILD AROUND
CARDZ5000 LOOKS LIKE HE GOES TO RIC FLAIR'S TAILOR, DUDE! HE'S GOT THE SHINIEST ROBES AND HE KNOWS THAT TO BE THE MAN YOU GOTTA BEAT THE MAN! SEEMS PRETTY HARD WHEN THE MAN GETS +5/+5, THOUGH, THE HULKSTER RECOMMENDS STATS THAT AREN'T AS INFLATED AS LEX LUGER'S BICEPS BROTHER
VOLRATHTHERISEN, ONE OF THOSE COMEDY HEELS FROM THE TERRITORIES? GIVE ME A BREAK, THAT JAY-BRONE STILL THINKS THE Q SYMBOL IS COOL! PLEASE IGNORE WHEN THE HULKSTER WINS HIS MATCH NEXT WEEK USING A Q! IT'S ALL BECAUSE THAT NO-GOOD VOLRATH PROVOKED ME
MIRRISLEGEND, AREN'T THEY THE MANAGER OF A STABLE? I WON'T WRESTLE SOMEONE WHO'LL JUST SIC ALL THEIR BOYS ON ME, EVEN THOUGH I CAN JUST HULK UP AND DROP THE BIG LEG ON ALL OF EM. BESIDES, WHO WANTS A CHAMP WHO'S STUCK IN THE PAST AND STILL PRINTS BANDING CARDS?
CHEMTRAILS, THAT BIG AUSTRALIAN DRONGO, BROTHER, HE'S MEAN AND UGLY AND EATS THE OTHER BABYFACES FOR BREAKFAST SO HE'S JUST THE KIND OF GUY HULKSTER LIKES TOSQUASHFIGHT FOR HONOR DUDE. HIS PUSHED STATS MAKE THE PEOPLE STAND UP AND TAKE NOTICE BROTHER AND HE'LL ENFORCE LOCKER ROOM DISCIPLINE SO THE WHOLE BUSINESS FIGHTS FAIR. I THINK HE LEARNED THAT DOING TURKISH OIL WRESTLING!
JACETHEBODYSCULPTOR, HE'S A BAD DUDE WHO WON'T EVEN LISTEN TO POOR INNOCENT REFS! PRESIDENT JACK TUNNEY BETTER SUSPEND HIMWHILE SPELLDREAMER, SUBJECT16, AND MERGATROID_JONES ALL IMPRESSED ME, MY NUMBER ONE CONTENDER HAS GOTTA BE CHEMTRAILS BROTHER!
Thank you Hulkster for that... enlightening revelation! You heard it here first folks, Chemtrails is YOUR IWF Championship number one contender and has promised us fun with +1/+1 counters! -
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Cardz5000 posted a message on Club Flamingo ☆ Exclusively for Custom Card Connoisseurs and Great PeopleCrits!:Posted in: Custom Card Contests and Games
Critical Hits seems like a great mechanic to bring into MTG with dice, but I'm not a fine of having two variables attached to it. I would probably just have it always just have a 1 in 6 crit chance and a variable for the additional damage, or a variable for the crit chance and always double damage.This seems really fun, and really Izzet. I'm having trouble figuring out if this is costed correctly, but the lack of control probably allows it to be cheaper. On average its a 7 damage Fire Tempest when cast for 5, or a 3.5 damage Steam Blast for 3. its probably fine...While I totally see them designing some chart graphics for die roll result tables like this, I'm not sure that dice rolling needs to be keyworded, and if it does, endeavor really doesn't feel like the right word.Polymorphing has typically be relegated to creatures becoming other creatures, so this could use a different name. It's a really cute effect, but really feels way more red than blue.
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Spiritual Leader 1WW
Creature — Human Cleric (U)
First strike
Afterlife (When this creature dies, create a 1/1 white and black Spirit creature token with flying.)
1W, Exile Spiritual Leader from your graveyard: Creature tokens you control get +1/+0 and gain first strike until end of turn.
3/1
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Welcome to the DCC!
If you have any questions or comments, feel free to post in the DCC Discussion Thread.
How does this card-making game work? It's simple! Whenever your card receives a vote in the day's poll, you receive [1] point for the month. If your card ends up with the most votes for that day, you will receive [2] additional points for the month. In the event of a tie, each person who tied receives [1] additional point. At the end of each month, the person with the most points on the scoreboard wins that month, then the scoreboard is cleared for the next month. You can participate in as many or as few days as you want in any month.
a pollthe thread as long as your card didn't get disqualified - see the next point for more details. If you post more than one card in a DCC thread, only the first card you post will be taken.You have a poll in the thread;You include everyone's cards (excluding cards that have been disqualified);The poll is marked as public and multiple choice with a one-day time limit; andIt's been a while, but posting the DCC is like riding a bike.
void_nothing 44 (+2)
netn10 42 (+1)
Indighost 42 (+2)
soramaro 37 (+5)
Conntroll 35 (+5)
Rudyard 10 (+1)
lookashiny 9 (+0)
InfinityDie 6
JamBlock 3 (+3)
Helix Pinnacle 0
Jimmy Groove 0*
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Legendary Creature — Insect Shaman (M)
Flying, deathtouch
Whenever another nontoken creature you control dies, create a 1/1 black and green Insect creature token with flying.
Tap four untapped Insects you control: Return Mazirek, Hivemind from your graveyard to the battlefield.
2/2
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Goblin Trash-Tosser 2RR
Creature — Goblin (R)
First strike
When Goblin Trasher-Tosser enters the battlefield, each card in your hand gains cycling 1 until end of turn.
Whenever you cycle or discard a card, Goblin Trash-Tosser deals 1 damage to any target.
3/3
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@Indighost...I don't mean to be a pest but, I should have 7 points from yesterday (5 votes + 2 bonus). Right?
Gala of Gore 1BR
Enchantment (R)
Creatures you control have haste and attack each turn if able.
Whenever a creature you control is blocked, defending player loses 2 life.
"I'd be careful. The dance floor is a bit slippery."
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Goblin Gambler 1R
Creature — Goblin (U)
Whenever you win a coin flip, Goblin Gambler get +1/+1 until end of turn.
t: Flip a coin. If you win the flip, untap Goblin Gambler.
"Dang it! I should have quit while I was ahead!"
1/1
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The problem is that your card goes infinite with itself since it gets a counter every time it investigates, and investigates every time it gets a counter. As soon as your card entered the battlefield you would lose for starting a loop you couldn't break (at least I think that's how the rule works). I once made the same mistake by creating a card that had both eternalize and populate.
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Inspired by void's daily challenge yet again....
Sphinx of Lost Memories 4UR
Creature — Sphinx (R)
Flying, menace
Whenever Sphinx of Lost Memories deals combat damage to a player, exile an instant or sorcery card from your graveyard. Until end of turn, you may play that card. Then exile it.
4/5
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I made this for void's "Combotastic Artifacts" daily challenge, but I didn't post it in time.....
Spell Splitter 2
Artifact — Enhancement (R)
Whenever an ability of enhanced permanent is activated, if it isn’t a mana ability, copy that ability. You may choose new targets for the copy.
Enhance 2 (2: Attach to target noncreature permanent you control. Enhance only as a sorcery.)
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Creature — Elemental Horror
Whenever ~ blocks or becomes blocked by a creature, that creature gets -2/-2 until end of turn.
3/3
Onset of Darkness 1BB
Sorcery
Target creature gets -3/-3 until end of turn. That creature's controller loses 3 life.
Ornery Hermit 1B
Creature — Human
Menace
~ can't attack if you control another creature.
3/3