Memnarch
If I see that guy in a commander zone I am going to go all out to kill that player or die trying. Yeah you can say my threat assessment is bad but you know what I don't care as much about winning the game as much as I do being able to play it.
Riku of Two Reflections
My college campus group has bred me to hate this guy with a passion. Forget Kaalia she can crawl right out of my card of her, yell "MY NAME IS DANTE", tell my grandmother that she doesn't look a day over twelve-thousand, and begin to spam Axe combos with her homeboy Rakdos the Defiler on everything in my room that looks nice and that still won't bug me as much as the things Riku can do. You probably think I'm being ridiculous but how would you feel if almost everyone in that group has a Riku deck of their own that is not only like, more than 60% proxies but also try to do the same horrible things? If Kaalia of the Vast is the John Cena of Magic the Gathering then Riku of Two Reflections is freakin' X-Pac.
Like, at first Riku looks fun and also kinda handsome. Also there's two of him! However, when you get to know him you find that he's actually kind of a jerk. You have a drink with him and exchange funny double land fetch play stories. Suddenly, you wake up and find yourself shackled in his blood and tear stained dungeon of fun. Helpless, you witness Riku descending from a tall pile of copied extra turns he has left to take, laughing at you. He then turns on a TV monitor where you see copied Eldrazis, Sylvan Primordials, Terastodons, Avalanche Riders, and Acidic Slimes are destroying your home, your city, your hopes, your dreams, and everything you cherish. Finally, when you thought it couldn't be worse, Riku has revealed that Palinchron was already in his hand 35 minutes ago and there's nothing you can do about it.
Seton, Krosan Protector
I will do absolutely everything I can to make sure you never drop Glit-Leaf Archdruid down onto the table even if I have to unjustly eliminate you from the game. She will never make me feel like that again...NEVER.
Oh and Hall of Gemstone makes me sad too because I like wedge colors.
If I see that guy in a commander zone I am going to go all out to kill that player or die trying. Yeah you can say my threat assessment is bad but you know what I don't care as much about winning the game as much as I do being able to play it.
Riku of Two Reflections
My college campus group has bred me to hate this guy with a passion. Forget Kaalia she can crawl right out of my card of her, yell "MY NAME IS DANTE", tell my grandmother that she doesn't look a day over twelve-thousand, and begin to spam Axe combos with her homeboy Rakdos the Defiler on everything in my room that looks nice and that still won't bug me as much as the things Riku can do. You probably think I'm being ridiculous but how would you feel if almost everyone in that group has a Riku deck of their own that is not only like, more than 60% proxies but also try to do the same horrible things? If Kaalia of the Vast is the John Cena of Magic the Gathering then Riku of Two Reflections is freakin' X-Pac.
Like, at first Riku looks fun and also kinda handsome. Also there's two of him! However, when you get to know him you find that he's actually kind of a jerk. You have a drink with him and exchange funny double land fetch play stories. Suddenly, you wake up and find yourself shackled in his blood and tear stained dungeon of fun. Helpless, you witness Riku descending from a tall pile of copied extra turns he has left to take, laughing at you. He then turns on a TV monitor where you see copied Eldrazis, Sylvan Primordials, Terastodons, Avalanche Riders, and Acidic Slimes are destroying your home, your city, your hopes, your dreams, and everything you cherish. Finally, when you thought it couldn't be worse, Riku has revealed that Palinchron was already in his hand 35 minutes ago and there's nothing you can do about it.
Seton, Krosan Protector
I will do absolutely everything I can to make sure you never drop Glit-Leaf Archdruid down onto the table even if I have to unjustly eliminate you from the game. She will never make me feel like that again...NEVER.
Oh and Hall of Gemstone makes me sad too because I like wedge colors.