Riot SquadRWB
Creature - Goblin Soldier
Frenzy 7
1/1 They love their job so much, they'll start a riot just to break it up.
A group of goblins in piecemeal Boros armor standing on boxes shouting at more goblins, one of which is on fire.
1GGR
Creature -
Whenever a forest enters the battlefield, its controller puts a token that's a copy of ~ onto the battlefield.
Forests you control have "T: ~ gets +1/+0 until end of turn."
2/3
Jar Jar Binks full of Eyeballs 3:kitty::kitty::kitty::kitty::kitty::kitty:
Annoying furball
Whenever a creature you control is split in half, put two eyeball counters on Jar Jar Binks full of Eyeballs and feel the force of wanting to strangle Lucas. ,t, Saute all eyeball counters from Jar Jar Binks full of Eyeballs with honeyed carrots and a little cilantro: Look up the top of a girl, if you like what you see, put X cards of your library down her ironed shirt in her closet, where X is the number of eyeball counters sauteed with honeyed carrots and a little cilantro this way. Put your hand on one of those cards and after the cards are done falling out of the shirt, put the rest on the bottom of your library in any order. Then put X 1/1 Eye creature tokens into play, where X is the number of Star Wars movies you've watched in the past week. t: Annoy target player with kittens high on catnip and cocaine and alcoholic beverages then defenestrate that player then take the lift to pick him up, so you can defenestrate them again.
Magnet Bomb4
Artifact Sorcery
Artifact creatures targeted or dealt damage by ~ cannot leave the battlefield until end of turn.
~ deals 3 damage to target creature.
Gwynion, Amber Sage 3WB
Legendary Creature - Vampire Wizard
At the start of your upkeep, each player exiles a creature they control.
When ~ leaves the battlefield, return all creatures exiled this way to the battlefield under their owner's control. T: Return target creature exiled this way to the battlefield under its your control.
3/2
Schima, Gateless InfiltratorWBUU
Legendary Creature - Sphinx Shapeshifter
Changeling, Flying, Hexproof
Whenever a creature deals combat damage to you or a planeswalker you control, you may have ~ become a copy of that creature except its name is still ~, it's Legendary in addition to its other types, and if gains Hexproof and this ability.
5/4 One of Lazav's greatest deceptions is Isperia's greatest shame.
Sky-Climber, Demonbane2GBWW
Legendary Creature - Angel Ninja
Flying, Ninjitsu 3BB
Whenever ~ deals combat damage to a player, you may destroy target Demon or put a creature card from your graveyard onto the battlefield under your control. 1W: ~ gains Hexproof and protection from Demons until end of turn.
5/4
Brontus, Gruul Scion:SymWR:G
Legendary Creature - Human Cyclops Child
*At the beginning of your upkeep, put a +1/+1 counter on ~.
*Whenever ~ deals damage to a player, put half that many +1/+1 counters on each creature you control.
I could have been a distinguished leader, but no. I had to marry a guildleader... - Mrs. Rebecca Borborygmos
Creature - Goblin Soldier
Frenzy 7
1/1
They love their job so much, they'll start a riot just to break it up.
A group of goblins in piecemeal Boros armor standing on boxes shouting at more goblins, one of which is on fire.
1GGR
Creature -
Whenever a forest enters the battlefield, its controller puts a token that's a copy of ~ onto the battlefield.
Forests you control have "T: ~ gets +1/+0 until end of turn."
2/3
becomes:
Well, that's disappointing.
Let's try Demonic Tutor:
Yes, search for your library card!
I wish that I could pull delicious sandwiches out of hats.
3:kitty::kitty::kitty::kitty::kitty::kitty:
Annoying furball
Whenever a creature you control is split in half, put two eyeball counters on Jar Jar Binks full of Eyeballs and feel the force of wanting to strangle Lucas.
,t, Saute all eyeball counters from Jar Jar Binks full of Eyeballs with honeyed carrots and a little cilantro: Look up the top of a girl, if you like what you see, put X cards of your library down her ironed shirt in her closet, where X is the number of eyeball counters sauteed with honeyed carrots and a little cilantro this way. Put your hand on one of those cards and after the cards are done falling out of the shirt, put the rest on the bottom of your library in any order. Then put X 1/1 Eye creature tokens into play, where X is the number of Star Wars movies you've watched in the past week.
t: Annoy target player with kittens high on catnip and cocaine and alcoholic beverages then defenestrate that player then take the lift to pick him up, so you can defenestrate them again.
Artifact Sorcery
Artifact creatures targeted or dealt damage by ~ cannot leave the battlefield until end of turn.
~ deals 3 damage to target creature.
Next:
Attack Order
Bullet Punch
Dream Eater
Legendary Creature - Vampire Wizard
At the start of your upkeep, each player exiles a creature they control.
When ~ leaves the battlefield, return all creatures exiled this way to the battlefield under their owner's control.
T: Return target creature exiled this way to the battlefield under its your control.
3/2
Next: Vish Kal, Blood Arbiter and Exava, Rakdos Blood Witch
Legendary Creature - Sphinx Shapeshifter
Changeling, Flying, Hexproof
Whenever a creature deals combat damage to you or a planeswalker you control, you may have ~ become a copy of that creature except its name is still ~, it's Legendary in addition to its other types, and if gains Hexproof and this ability.
5/4
One of Lazav's greatest deceptions is Isperia's greatest shame.
Urabrask the Hidden and Zedruu the Greathearted
Creature - Illusion
Legendary Creature - Angel Ninja
Flying, Ninjitsu 3BB
Whenever ~ deals combat damage to a player, you may destroy target Demon or put a creature card from your graveyard onto the battlefield under your control.
1W: ~ gains Hexproof and protection from Demons until end of turn.
5/4
Grixis Illusionist and Vectis Agents
Where Razia was aloof and untouchable, Aurelia is on the frontlines, calling for pants.
Future Sight
"My past holds only pain and loss. I will conquer it by creating the perfect pants."
Bane of Hanweir
Technically he never left his pants. He looks after the wolf wherever it goes.
Legendary Snow Creature - Insect Avatar
Flying, trample
SG: Insect creatures you don't own enter the battlefield untapped and
Brontus, Gruul Scion :SymWR:G
Legendary Creature - Human Cyclops Child
*At the beginning of your upkeep, put a +1/+1 counter on ~.
*Whenever ~ deals damage to a player, put half that many +1/+1 counters on each creature you control.
I could have been a distinguished leader, but no. I had to marry a guildleader... - Mrs. Rebecca Borborygmos
1/2
Next:
Ogre Savant and Razia, Boros Archangel