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  • posted a message on [Offtopic] Community Thread
    Quote from cryogen
    I keep debating about getting Russian lands for to pimp my deck. But then every time I think I'll do it, I realize I don't actually care that much.


    I don't have any russian foils in my deck. That is the only language I am missing anymore. (I have Korean foil swamps, they count.)
    I want Alan Pollack's foil russian swamp(s). That is all I need.
    Posted in: Commander (EDH)
  • posted a message on [Offtopic] Community Thread
    I know this is bit off-topic, but I got today (finally!) my german foil Primal Command and japanese foil Woodland Cemetary.
    Soon my deck shall be totally pimped out.
    Posted in: Commander (EDH)
  • posted a message on [Offtopic] Community Thread
    Quote from Phil
    I don't even know what that means.


    We are speaking too much off-topic, meaning we are speaking on-topic. We should speak more on-topic so that we speak off-topic about on-topic speak on off-topic.

    EDIT:
    Quote from asteriskreaper
    what exactly is the differene between lifelink and "Whenever enchanted creature deals damage, you gain that much life." ??? or are my iratated eyes just not seeing it?... could be my headache...


    Lifelink is static ability (damage caused by ~ causes you to gain as much life) as in the other one is triggered. Or this is what I believe.
    Posted in: Commander (EDH)
  • posted a message on [Offtopic] Community Thread
    Quote from Kittens
    That... doesn't make me feel much better.

    The movements in your avatar are going to kill me.

    EDIT: If it does kill me and you're willing to come to Canada temporarily, then you can eat my body.


    My avatar is digging your grave. /extremely bad pun

    Anyways, anyone around what time the banlist update is going to be published?
    Posted in: Commander (EDH)
  • posted a message on [Offtopic] Community Thread
    Quote from Kittens
    @Bursama - If your avatar gives me a seizure will you feel bad?


    Depends on several factors: If I am hating the humanity or not at the moment, what food have I eaten and the position of moon compared to Pluto and Saturn. Most likely I'll feel bad, then I feel good, then I feel bad again. Then I may feel good once again.

    ... but who should it give a seizure to you?
    Posted in: Commander (EDH)
  • posted a message on [Offtopic] Community Thread
    Quote from cryogen
    We've been programmed to eat and drink for survival as well. We drink alcohol and eat junk food because we enjoy it. Sex is the same way.

    Until you've had sex, you really can't bash it.


    ... though my programming fails at eating and drinking too. I can be without food for over 24 hours and I feel nothing. (But usually after 30 hours suddenly start feeling really bad and want to vomit.)

    I live on comments on this thread flavoured with literature. Who needs real life anyways?

    Also: Party at Galspanic sounds good. Galspanic living in USA doesn't sound good at all.
    Posted in: Commander (EDH)
  • posted a message on Interesting Combo Decks/Generals
    Well, not exactly full-blood combo, but Mishra, Artificer Prodigy has quite interesting interactions with Nether Void, Blood Funnel and such.
    Posted in: Commander (EDH)
  • posted a message on [Offtopic] Community Thread
    Quote from Phil
    I have no idea how anyone could not want to have sex. This is a personal opinion, since I'm pretty sure I'm addicted to it. When I was single I was shameless. Now I'm in a relationship with someone, who like myself, doesn't believe in monogamy, but oddly, we're both very monogamous.


    Let me put it like this: Why would any one want to have sex? Sure, it has been programmed in our brains (sadly) in order to secure the survival of human species, but other than that, I just can't fathom why.

    Quote from Phil
    Off topic: do you guys think a land that said;
    Tap: add 1 to your mana pool
    Tap: pay 1 life; shuffle your library.
    Would be too broken?


    It would be good, but not broken in my opinion. It would be legacy-playable -good for sure, but not broken.
    Posted in: Commander (EDH)
  • posted a message on [[MCD]] The Ten Guild Champions: Success or Failure? You Decide
    Quote from MRdown2urth
    The more I look at her, the meaner I keep thinking she is compared to GAAIV. Adding a tax per spell seems lighter than detaining a whole block of permanents of all opponents for a full turn.

    Consequently, I like her more and more (but only as part of the 99).


    I can't wait to see her Rasputin blink-decks. "Oh, during your upkeep I'm going to Cloudshift Lavinia."

    Also, why are people hating new Teysa? Sure, she may not be as good as when she was younger, but I still like her (as part of 99, not as commander). Pro creatures + vigilance + no mercy is still quite appealing to me. Only part of her I am not liking is that white spandex-suit -thingie.
    Posted in: Commander (EDH)
  • posted a message on [[Official]] Current Modern Banned List Discussion (1/2013 - 4/2013)
    Nah. We should just ban all cards that can produce green mana. Problem solved.


    Fixed for you.

    Anyways, I am eager to see whether or not the Eggs will get hit by the ban hammer or not. Also, what do you think of Ancestral Visions? Is it really that ban-worthy?
    Posted in: Modern Archives
  • posted a message on [Offtopic] Community Thread
    Quote from Kittens
    How is it that you end up doing more feminine things than me when I'm the one desperately trying to get people to believe I am female?


    I know. I have trouble getting people believe I am male. May have something to do that I like baking, know how to use make-up, I hate disorder and mess and that I loathe most of the human males.
    By the way, the aforementioned friend of mine called me out on this one. She said "that our gender roles have been interchanged". I am the one to talk about emotions and such, while she is the one who "doesn't get this emotional crap".

    Also, quoted.

    EDIT:
    Quote from Jivanmukta
    Biology is a ***** sometimes.


    Tell me about it. I hate it when my body is contradicting my mind. (Aka. My body opposite gender (and sex) desirable while my mind is disgusted by the very thought.)
    Posted in: Commander (EDH)
  • posted a message on [Offtopic] Community Thread
    Quote from Kittens
    Asexual much? Not a problem, it's getting a little warm for such things anyways.


    Woohoo. Someone finally guessed it. Also the reason why I am going to spend the rest of my days alone. Forever alone. /optimism

    Guess I should start trying to sleep. It's 3am here, I've woken up at 11am yesterday and I have to be at my friends place around 2pm today. (She's finally going to teach me how to sew!)
    Posted in: Commander (EDH)
  • posted a message on [Offtopic] Community Thread
    Quote from Sanity"s_Eclipse
    Thumbs Up +1. For srs, dude.


    Right after Hell freezes over and Jiva starts being nice to everyone.
    I shall never surrender myself to this filthiness known as "sex(uality)". I refuse to be tainted. GrumpyCat
    Posted in: Commander (EDH)
  • posted a message on [Offtopic] Community Thread
    Quote from Dracilic
    Masturbate or get my GF to help out.

    Great stress reliever. Also makes you sleepy.


    Fry Not sure if trolling or just ignorant.
    Anyways, only less than 36 hours till banlist update. I'm itching to find out if Eggs are going to get banned or not. I got the feeling that for other format, nothing happens (or maybe some random un-restriction/ban in Vintage, but who cares?)
    Posted in: Commander (EDH)
  • posted a message on [???] You make the card 4 week 6
    Quote from TheDerangedBear
    Hey guys, was wondering if I could get help with my submission:

    Deal with the Devil BBB

    At the end of each turn, gain 1 life, draw one card, and put a tutor counter on ~.
    Destroy ~: Put a legendary X/X token creature token with flying, shroud and "This creature is indestructible" named Balanar into play, where X is the number of tutor counters on this card. Any opponent may activate this ability.


    I don't know if I should take of hexproof? The idea is that you make the deal with the devil, but he decides when the best time to call in his due, not you.

    However, I also don't want to make it so this is a 3 mana do nothing. Any suggestions?


    Well, your card has one problem: Your opponents just activates the ability before you can even draw a single card, you get a 0/0 token that just dies instantly.

    I'd prefer it to be a A/A token (A= some big number) that gets -x/-x, where x = tutor counters.
    Posted in: The Rumor Mill
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