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  • hyalopterouslemur's avatar
    Apr 3, 2012
    hyalopterouslemur posted a message on Female Planeswalkers
    I'm still waiting for a female blue planeswalker. I mean, especially since Garruk is basically the closest Magic will get to Enkidu.

    Re: sexism, Maro would give the standard line about "strong female characters". The problem, of course, is twofold:

    1) Unfortunate implications abound. Orim may be strong, but she falls in love with her captor.
    2) What happened to weak female characters? Flawed human beings? Where is the neurotic nerd girl? The girl who thinks the ends justify the means? The naïf who helps the bad guy because she thinks there's no way he's the bad guy?
    Posted in: Magic Storyline
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    Mar 31, 2012
    hyalopterouslemur posted a message on Aquastrand Spider
    Quote from NGW
    Ok, I'll bite...why exactly?


    The art for both is notoriously horrible. Celestial Prism can be drawn with a compass and straight edge TBH, and Blue Mana Battery reminds me of some old-school Nintendo games.

    Anyway, I've always said Delraich is really, really creepy. It's some cross between a corpse and something that shouldn't be. If more horrors looked like this, the tribe wouldn't be so unintentionally funny.
    Posted in: Magic General
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    Mar 31, 2012
    hyalopterouslemur posted a message on Modifying the Five Philosophies
    Well, green would have to be "I'm really afraid of heights." "No flying" appears to be more key to green's identity than "I love creatures" or "I hate technology", judging by the last two blocks.
    Posted in: Magic General
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    Mar 31, 2012
    hyalopterouslemur posted a message on Celebrity Planeswalkers
    Quote from MisterMind
    Jim Carrey as Squee and Arnold Schwarzenegger as Karn ofc


    What? No reference to Home Improvement? Seriously?
    Posted in: Magic General
  • hyalopterouslemur's avatar
    Mar 31, 2012
    hyalopterouslemur posted a message on What would a worled without Black mana be like?
    Either a jungle paradise like Naya or a place where you have a set station in life like Bant.

    sephondk: So then, what would the RWU shard of Arala be? (Yes, I spelled that right.)
    Posted in: Magic General
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    Mar 31, 2012
    hyalopterouslemur posted a message on Rude Players
    One guy tried to attack me once for simply pointing out that his infect guys didn't cause me to lose life. Another dude I played against went out for a smoke and then was surprised when I won by default.
    Posted in: Magic General
  • hyalopterouslemur's avatar
    Mar 31, 2012
    hyalopterouslemur posted a message on Abilities of a 5-color walker.
    Something like:

    +1 Choose one: Gain 2 life, target creature gains flying, target creature gets -1/-1 until the end of the turn, target creature gets +2/+0 until the end of the turn, or target creature gets +1/+1 until the end of the turn.
    -2 Add one mana to your mana pool of each color a land among the lands you control could produce.
    -10 Take another turn after this one.
    Posted in: Magic General
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