So, after going to the Guildpact Prerelease, a pack of Nephilim decided to infest my mind.
and They demand a tribute to their greatness.
Well, Their definition of "tribute to greatness" is simply a signature that contains the phrase "Nephilims Demand Respect" and containing the images of all of the given Nephilims. (Pictures of which can be found on the card, which they assume everyone owns at least one of. If not, you can gather it on wizards...)
They don't demand anything too complicated or fancy, they just admire themselves greatly, and wish for others to do that same.
and although They are not obligated to, because of course it is a demand and not a request, They would be very grateful to anyone willing to do this for Them, and would give credit where credit is due, as well as having almost as much respect for the artist as They have for Themselves. (Thanks!)
WUUUmbrella Exile, Or So We Hope
Legendary Creature - Human Weird UU: Return target life total to its controller's hand unless they pay X, where X is a variable. W,T: Prevent the next 2 damage that would be dealt to target instant or sorcery this turn. For each damage prevented this way, tap a card at random in target player's hand.
The following message has been forwarded to the good folk of the MTG Salvation community:
Greetings, fellow brethren. I am here to inform you that as of tonight, I, Umbrella Exile, will be setting up permanent residence in the grounds of MTG Salvation. There is nothing you can do to prevent this, and therefore I suggest you accept the inevitable.
and They demand a tribute to their greatness.
Well, Their definition of "tribute to greatness" is simply a signature that contains the phrase "Nephilims Demand Respect" and containing the images of all of the given Nephilims. (Pictures of which can be found on the card, which they assume everyone owns at least one of. If not, you can gather it on wizards...)
They don't demand anything too complicated or fancy, they just admire themselves greatly, and wish for others to do that same.
and although They are not obligated to, because of course it is a demand and not a request, They would be very grateful to anyone willing to do this for Them, and would give credit where credit is due, as well as having almost as much respect for the artist as They have for Themselves. (Thanks!)
Legendary Creature - Human Weird
UU: Return target life total to its controller's hand unless they pay X, where X is a variable.
W,T: Prevent the next 2 damage that would be dealt to target instant or sorcery this turn. For each damage prevented this way, tap a card at random in target player's hand.
The following message has been forwarded to the good folk of the MTG Salvation community:
Greetings, fellow brethren. I am here to inform you that as of tonight, I, Umbrella Exile, will be setting up permanent residence in the grounds of MTG Salvation. There is nothing you can do to prevent this, and therefore I suggest you accept the inevitable.
How could I describe myself...
I'm the person who R+D makes cards like One With Nothing for.
I'm the person who says, "Screw guilds, I'm playing Nephilim!".
I'm the person who likes to Pyroclasm after Natural Affinity.
I'm the person who plays over a whole days worth of Magic Online before remembering to eat, or sleep, or something.
I'm the person who always has an Imaginary Pet hanging around his neck, just in case.
Basically, to sum it all up,
if I were a card, I would be my own last draft pick.