MTG Salvation

Quote from HandwrittenHero

Everytime somebody confuses what is being said literally with what is being said figuratively, my head literally explodes...

Quote from PhantomS

Here are some reasons to ask me questions:

I am better at Magic than you are. I mean, most probably. I've played on the PT and have won a StarCity open. Sure, lots of people do these things, but most of them haven't.

I did improv all through college and have performed standup a number of times. My standup is really good. It's better than your standup. I mean, I've never seen your standup but it most probably is.

I have a lot of free time. So you know I'll answer your questions. I mean, most probably.

Quote from PhantomS

Not only do you murder that Delver, but you ever so gently slide the Gut Shot under the Delver so as to pick it up and flip the Delver right off the table.

tl;dr kill Delver

Quote from Infallible

Mondu directed me here. Incoming rage;

I really, really, really, really, really hate stupid people. It's one thing to not know you're stupid but don't go out of your way to show everyone how stupid you are. But when you don't know you're stupid it just rustles my jimmies to the max. Your opinion on Magic, life, music, people, internet meme's and virtually every other aspect of reality isn't fact. You stupid bastards. It's an opinion and should be treated as such.

Furthermore I wish certain people would lose their right to speak.

And what the hell did Burger King do to their fries? They taste like ass.

What exactly is the point of 1.5f liters for 99 cents and then you charge a two liter for $1.89? Is this a clever marketing trick or are you just trolling us, Pepsi?

I am really not fond of dogs.

My entire family is rednecks who love Nascar and I really freaking hate it.

I'm done now.

Quote from Jimbo

Herps gonna derp, nothing you can do about it.

Quote from twiggydanger

maelstrom pulse is awesome. it's like putrefy, mortify, and vindicate had a baby, a baby that hates tokens.