Blue Fireball of Insanity UUUUU
Instant
Kicker X
Draw 3 cards, sing a song, pat your belly, and then deal X damage to anybody you feel like in the room. Exile their deck.
Red Brainstorm Beast of Jin-Galaxictusaslorare RRRR
Creature - Illusion Warrior Beast Wizard
~ is Blue
Trample, First strike
When ~ goes to the graveyard from anywhere, you lose the game. If an opponent deals damage to ~, they lose the game.
The Railstrom WUBRGGG
At the begginning of your upkeep, discard your hand. If you admit a secret that nobody knows while doing this, put seven permanents from your graveyard randomly onto the battlefield. If you selected an insane or sorcery, you lose 1 life and have to destroy one of those permanents.
Jo-Jo'kaitahalalamahalo, Sacred Holy Super-awesome Lotus Defender 0
Legendary Artifact Creature - Donkey Warrior Knight T: add six mana of any one color to your mana pool. Exile this creature. It gains Suspend 2.
Donkey creatures are indestructible
Make-a-donkey Machine 3
Legendary Artifact
When a creature enters the battlefield under your control, you may pay 3. If you do, that permanent becomes a donkey in addition to it's other types and abilities.
I like random cards like that
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EDH:
Niv-Mizzet, 10,000 cards drawn
Kaalia of the Vasto Lordes
Standard:
Burn Myr Infinite R
EDH [In Progress]:
Edric, Spymaster of Trest
Ulasht, the Hate Seed
I'm a proud member of the Online Campaign for Real English. If you believe in capital letters, correct spelling, and good sentence structure, then copy this into your signature.
I've been thinking about writing an article, or a thread probably, about "good" Un-card design.
Among other things, bad Un-design includes:
- Cards that don't actually work in the game rules.
- Cards that are totally unfair to other players.
- Cards that are incomplete.
- Cards that aren't an extremely inside joke... or are unique enough that that can stand alone if you don't "get" the joke.
- Cards that are too wordy.
I think you've hit all these easily.
This probably qualifies your post more for the humor forum than this one. I'll contact a mod to discuss movement.
Instant
Kicker X
Draw 3 cards, sing a song, pat your belly, and then deal X damage to anybody you feel like in the room. Exile their deck.
Red Brainstorm Beast of Jin-Galaxictusaslorare RRRR
Creature - Illusion Warrior Beast Wizard
~ is Blue
Trample, First strike
When ~ goes to the graveyard from anywhere, you lose the game. If an opponent deals damage to ~, they lose the game.
The Railstrom WUBRGGG
At the begginning of your upkeep, discard your hand. If you admit a secret that nobody knows while doing this, put seven permanents from your graveyard randomly onto the battlefield. If you selected an insane or sorcery, you lose 1 life and have to destroy one of those permanents.
Jo-Jo'kaitahalalamahalo, Sacred Holy Super-awesome Lotus Defender 0
Legendary Artifact Creature - Donkey Warrior Knight
T: add six mana of any one color to your mana pool. Exile this creature. It gains Suspend 2.
Donkey creatures are indestructible
Make-a-donkey Machine 3
Legendary Artifact
When a creature enters the battlefield under your control, you may pay 3. If you do, that permanent becomes a donkey in addition to it's other types and abilities.
I like random cards like that
EDH:
Niv-Mizzet, 10,000 cards drawn
Kaalia of the Vasto Lordes
Standard:
Burn Myr Infinite R
EDH [In Progress]:
Edric, Spymaster of Trest
Ulasht, the Hate Seed
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I'm a proud member of the Online Campaign for Real English. If you believe in capital letters, correct spelling, and good sentence structure, then copy this into your signature.
I've been thinking about writing an article, or a thread probably, about "good" Un-card design.
Among other things, bad Un-design includes:
- Cards that don't actually work in the game rules.
- Cards that are totally unfair to other players.
- Cards that are incomplete.
- Cards that aren't an extremely inside joke... or are unique enough that that can stand alone if you don't "get" the joke.
- Cards that are too wordy.
I think you've hit all these easily.
This probably qualifies your post more for the humor forum than this one. I'll contact a mod to discuss movement.
http://forums.mtgsalvation.com/showpost.php?p=4557651&postcount=1
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