We were playing a T1.x tournament and I was playing a mono-red deck (don't ask why). My opponent was playing an annoying U/B bounce deck. In the first game of the round (it was the second round) he played two Chills against me. He then called the judge over and said to him "Hey, look, I've got two Chills out against this guy playing mono-red!". The judge had a laugh and then walked away. Then in about 2 minutes the judge came back with my opponent's decklist and says "How come those Chills aren't on your decklist? He had a look at my opponent's deck and gave him a game loss for a failure to desideboard.
How stupid can you get? You not only fail to desideboard, but you tell the judge about it!
"Hello! I've come to serenade you. I can't play guitar. I can't play this accordion either, but I thought it'd be less obvious."
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"Hello! I've come to serenade you. I can't play guitar. I can't play this accordion either, but I thought it'd be less obvious."
Dylan Moran, Black Books
Now, if your Mono-Red is having a problem against bounce in Legacy, then you must have been on some kinda budget.
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Compared to what? I think compared to chocolate ice cream, women, unicorns, and kung fu, the state pretty much sucks.
Every time I destroy an opponent's creature, I jump on the table, yell "Boo ya, you son of a *****!", rip the card in half, urinate on it, then forcefully shove it down my opponent's throat.
Needless to say, I don't have many players in my playgroup anymore.
"Hello! I've come to serenade you. I can't play guitar. I can't play this accordion either, but I thought it'd be less obvious."
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I had oppenents tell me that I must have forgotten to desideboard when they war moriok rigger on turn 3 in affinity... 'cause I wouldn't metagame against artifact hate.
I had oppenents tell me that I must have forgotten to desideboard when they war moriok rigger on turn 3 in affinity... 'cause I wouldn't metagame against artifact hate.
That's dumb that they would say that. But some guy asked me if I had sideboarded the Demystify at the 9th release tourny, I had it main deck.
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Nick: I lay a swamp, tap, dark ritual...
Me: If you cast a hypnotic specter I'll punch you in the face
Nick:...ahh I take 3 points of mana burn
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How stupid can you get? You not only fail to desideboard, but you tell the judge about it!
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"Hello! I've come to serenade you. I can't play guitar. I can't play this accordion either, but I thought it'd be less obvious."
Dylan Moran, Black Books
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Neither can I.
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"Hello! I've come to serenade you. I can't play guitar. I can't play this accordion either, but I thought it'd be less obvious."
Dylan Moran, Black Books
Wow, what a contribution...
Now, if your Mono-Red is having a problem against bounce in Legacy, then you must have been on some kinda budget.
now begins the thousand years of REIGN OF BLOOD!
It was Extended, not Legacy. However, yes I was on a very tight budget.
Um...well, I...kinda...no.
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need i say more? and monored...i mean, COME ON! its stupid enough for me to yell at you after everyone else has yelled at you!
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Nick: I lay a swamp, tap, dark ritual...
Me: If you cast a hypnotic specter I'll punch you in the face
Nick:...ahh I take 3 points of mana burn
The reason I play black according to CrovaxtheCursed: