It's been a while since Pauper Tortured Existence decks would build around Wild Mongrel, but Vampire Hounds had a home there once as Mongrel #5. It's probably not good enough these days, but I always liked that version of the deck - might give this guy a shot. :/
Can confirm they definitely do hate us. They don't care much about the player base here, the distribution is horrible and we never get any goodies, limited print products are even more overpriced than in the US or Europe, pre-releases are delayed, promo cards are "lost", we get few high-end tournaments, and the list goes on.
https://youtu.be/9n8LmMfqVGo
Zombie Soldier 1BG 2/2
Discard a creature card: Eternal Troops gets +2/+2 and trample till end of turn. Activate once per turn.
"Our soldiers are rotten corpses and antique statues: they're infallibly loyal." - Vraska
But if you're gonna get there, this dude could do some work for that deck.
Cubetutor Peasant'ish-Funbox
Project: Khans of Tarkir Cube (cubetutor)
Spoiler: a over costed 2/2 with built-in card disadvantage for the rare case you need to punch through that last point of damage?
I guess it has some constructed built around... except it's once per turn.
Can confirm they definitely do hate us. They don't care much about the player base here, the distribution is horrible and we never get any goodies, limited print products are even more overpriced than in the US or Europe, pre-releases are delayed, promo cards are "lost", we get few high-end tournaments, and the list goes on.
"The Ancient: rotten bodies and old fashioned clothes, but infallible loyal"
UWGSnow-Bant Control
BURGrixis Death's Shadow
GWBCoCo Elves
WCDeath and Taxes(sold)