I was going to make a deck, inspired by Ice Cauldron, that was entirely cards that fill their text box. One of my friends recently told me frustration is a win con and I want to make him suffer for it, so now he has to read my paragraphs.
Ideally, it's cards that have had to have had their text size changed.
So.... I was bored and created these two lists. I forgot about the Planechase Anthology cards.
Since different printings will cause the text to expand or contract due to how Wizards likes to mess around with things, I examined each individual printing and noted that printing here. More to the point, if there were two printings with identical text, I chose one.
Due to how cards are typically kept in databases, non alphanumeric characters such as mana symbols count as three characters. In addition some cards have font markup (such as italics), I made no effort to strip that out either. I also didn't filter out unsets or er... that set that no one ever really plays, Planechase? Whatever....
Realizing that a bunch of cards on the above two lists are not legal in Commander, for those of you that actually life to follow rules, I filtered for Commander-legal cards.
I'm also enjoying the info, as I'm working on an alexander clamilton list. Which might be a good option for a commander for you as well, samzeman, if you don't mind playing an un-commander (and restricting yourself to 2 colors).
Akroma, Angel of Wrath (original printing, as Vigilance was not a keyword yet).Okay this one isn't as wordy as others, but it does require the reader to know what all of those things mean within the context of the game.
Ideally, it's cards that have had to have had their text size changed.
So far, I have:
Thoughts?
People have actually created flow charts to be able to wrap their head around Chains of Mephistopheles, it can get that convoluted.
https://www.reddit.com/r/EDH/comments/2jjmjl/walloftext_tribal/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share
http://tappedout.net/mtg-decks/wall-of-text-tribal/
Currently Playing:
Multiplayer EDH Lists (click italics for a link to the thread!)
[Primer] Lord of Tresserhorn - Don't Tell Me What I Can't Do[Primer] Roon of the Hidden Realm - Rhino Blink
5 Color Tribal Guide (Slivers, Atogs, Allies, Spirits)
Also Playing (most decklists can be found on my profile)
MarathGeistKamahlGrenzoBolasThassaGitrog
PiratesZurVial Smasher&ThrasiosYennettJhoira(cEDH)Strix(Pauper)
Legacy: Maverick
Modern:
Melira PodRIP 1/19/15GWHatebearsSince different printings will cause the text to expand or contract due to how Wizards likes to mess around with things, I examined each individual printing and noted that printing here. More to the point, if there were two printings with identical text, I chose one.
Due to how cards are typically kept in databases, non alphanumeric characters such as mana symbols count as three characters. In addition some cards have font markup (such as italics), I made no effort to strip that out either. I also didn't filter out unsets or er... that set that no one ever really plays, Planechase? Whatever....
Top 200 cards with the most text in their box (not including flavor text)
Bureaucracy - (760) Unglued
Greater Morphling - (674) Unhinged
Seek Bolas's Counsel - (579) Mystery Booster Playtest Cards
Morphic Tide - (496) Planechase Anthology Planes
Spark Fiend - (476) Unglued
Talon Gates - (473) Planechase Anthology Planes
Bottle of Suleiman - (469) Arabian Nights
Shahrazad - (468) Arabian Nights
Will Kenrith - (459) Battlebond
The Grand Calcutron - (459) Unstable
Underdark Beholder - (455) Mystery Booster Playtest Cards
Bronze Tablet - (433) Antiquities
Vesuvan Doppelganger - (430) Unlimited Edition
Grixis - (427) Planechase Anthology Planes
Tawnos's Coffin - (425) Antiquities
Free-Range Chicken - (424) Unglued
Guardian Beast - (415) Arabian Nights
Selesnya Loft Gardens - (409) Planechase Anthology Planes
Ral, Izzet Viceroy - (407) Mythic Edition
Glimmervoid Basin - (407) Planechase Anthology Planes
Trail of the Mage-Rings - (405) Planechase Anthology Planes
Everythingamajig - (405) Unstable
Domri, Chaos Bringer - (402) Mythic Edition
Chandra, Pyromaster - (401) Archenemy: Nicol Bolas
Tidal Influence - (401) Fallen Empires
Grand Ossuary - (391) Planechase Anthology Planes
Higure, the Still Wind - (390) Planechase Anthology
Head to Head - (389) Unhinged
Rowan Kenrith - (387) Battlebond
The Aether Flues - (386) Planechase Anthology Planes
Daretti, Scrap Savant - (385) Commander Anthology Volume II
Transmute Artifact - (385) Antiquities
Kharasha Foothills - (383) Planechase Anthology Planes
Garbage Elemental (d) - (380) Unstable
Tetravus - (378) Antiquities
Animate Spell - (377) Mystery Booster Playtest Cards
Ral's Vanguard - (377) Mystery Booster Playtest Cards
Corpse Connoisseur - (377) Archenemy
The Maelstrom - (377) Planechase Anthology Planes
Oubliette - (375) Arabian Nights
Jumbo Imp - (374) Unglued
Tezzeret, Agent of Bolas - (373) Mythic Edition
Jalum Grifter - (373) Unglued
Kaya, Ghost Haunter - (372) Mystery Booster Playtest Cards
Everythingamajig (f) - (370) Unstable
Primal Growth - (369) Commander Anthology
Gideon Blackblade - (368) Mythic Edition
Necroplasm - (368) Commander Anthology Volume II
Abian, Luvion Usurper - (367) Mystery Booster Playtest Cards
Jace, the Mind Sculptor - (366) Mythic Edition
Hangman - (366) Unstable
Diabolic Servitude - (365) Commander Anthology
Mine, Mine, Mine! - (365) Unglued
Bow to My Command - (364) Archenemy: Nicol Bolas Schemes
Extractor Demon - (364) Archenemy
Lich - (363) Unlimited Edition
Karn, Scion of Urza - (362) Mythic Edition
B.O.B. (Bevy of Beebles) - (362) Unsanctioned
Riftwing Cloudskate - (362) Duel Decks Anthology: Jace vs. Chandra
Aretopolis - (362) Planechase Anthology Planes
Liliana, the Last Hope - (361) Mythic Edition
Alexander Clamilton - (361) Unsanctioned
Ol' Buzzbark - (356) Unstable
Wrexial, the Risen Deep - (354) Commander Anthology Volume II
Plane-Merge Elf - (354) Mystery Booster Playtest Cards
Banshee of the Dread Choir - (352) Commander Anthology
Ink-Eyes, Servant of Oni - (352) Planechase Anthology
Blaze of Glory - (352) Unlimited Edition
Last Stand - (352) Planechase Anthology
Banding Sliver - (351) Mystery Booster Playtest Cards
Nantuko Shaman - (351) Modern Masters
Grusilda, Monster Masher - (350) Unstable
Mount Keralia - (349) Planechase Anthology Planes
Extirpate - (349) Modern Masters
Grove of the Dreampods - (349) Planechase Anthology Planes
Jund - (349) Planechase Anthology Planes
Buzzing Whack-a-Doodle - (347) Unstable
Over My Dead Bodies - (347) Unstable
Arahbo, Roar of the World - (345) Secret Lair Drop
Walker of Secret Ways - (345) Planechase Anthology
Free-for-All - (345) Unglued
Enigma Sphinx - (344) Planechase Anthology
Stone-Cold Basilisk - (344) Unhinged
Gaea's Liege - (342) Unlimited Edition
Psychic Network - (341) Unglued
Puresteel Angel - (341) Mystery Booster Playtest Cards
Strategy, Schmategy - (341) Unglued
Search for Tomorrow - (341) Planechase
Bant - (340) Planechase Anthology Planes
The Scarab God - (340) Amonkhet Invocations
Pools of Becoming - (339) Planechase Anthology Planes
Kaya, Orzhov Usurper - (338) Mythic Edition
Celestine Cave Witch - (338) Mystery Booster Playtest Cards
Tibalt the Chaotic - (337) Mystery Booster Playtest Cards
Tourach's Gate - (337) Fallen Empires
Largepox - (337) Mystery Booster Playtest Cards
Phthisis - (336) Modern Masters
Mosswort Bridge - (336) Archenemy
Windbrisk Heights - (335) Modern Event Deck 2014
Jack-in-the-Mox - (335) Unglued
Garruk, the Veil-Cursed - (333) From the Vault: Transform
Epochrasite - (332) Commander Anthology Volume II
Seasinger - (331) Fallen Empires
Nicol Bolas, Dragon-God - (330) Mythic Edition
Quicksilver Sea - (330) Planechase Anthology Planes
Nissa, Worldwaker - (328) Archenemy: Nicol Bolas
Goblin Kites - (328) Fallen Empires
Whammy Burn - (328) Mystery Booster Playtest Cards
Tangle Wire - (326) From the Vault: Twenty
Goblin Tutor - (326) Unglued
Priest of Yawgmoth - (325) Antiquities
Syr Cadian, Knight Owl - (324) Unsanctioned
Meren of Clan Nel Toth - (324) Commander Anthology
Entirely Normal Armchair - (323) Unsanctioned
Ivory Giant - (323) Modern Masters
Bridge from Below - (322) Modern Masters
Bloodspore Thrinax - (320) Commander Anthology
Slaying Mantis - (320) Unsanctioned
Dwarven Weaponsmith - (320) Antiquities
Khalni Heart Expedition - (319) Archenemy: Nicol Bolas
Ajani, Mentor of Heroes - (318) Mythic Edition
Very Cryptic Command (c) - (317) Unstable
Ebon Praetor - (316) Fallen Empires
Kilnspire District - (316) Planechase Anthology Planes
Molten Disaster - (315) Modern Masters
Sakashima's Student - (315) Planechase Anthology
Nahiri, the Harbinger - (314) Mythic Edition
S.N.O.T. - (314) Unhinged
Goblin Artisans - (314) Antiquities
Illusionary Mask - (313) Unlimited Edition
Gluttonous Troll - (313) Throne of Eldraine
Jaya Ballard, Task Mage - (313) Premium Deck Series: Fire and Lightning
Silent-Blade Oni - (312) Planechase Anthology
Reyhan, Last of the Abzan - (312) Commander Anthology Volume II
Angel's Grace - (312) Modern Masters
Lotus Bloom - (312) Modern Masters
Clone - (312) Unlimited Edition
Auntie's Snitch - (311) Modern Masters
Agyrem - (311) Planechase Anthology Planes
Very Cryptic Command (e) - (310) Unstable
Raging River - (310) Unlimited Edition
Baron Von Count - (309) Unstable
Korozda Guildmage - (309) Commander Anthology
Flickerform - (308) Commander Anthology
Tamiyo, the Moon Sage - (307) Mythic Edition
Velis Vel - (307) Planechase Anthology Planes
Voracious Dragon - (307) Duel Decks: Knights vs. Dragons
Twilight Shepherd - (307) Duel Decks: Divine vs. Demonic
Throat Wolf - (307) Mystery Booster Playtest Cards
Stet, Draconic Proofreader - (306) Unsanctioned
Garbage Elemental (e) - (306) Unstable
Garbage Elemental (b) - (306) Unstable
Karmic Guide - (305) Commander Anthology
Earwig Squad - (305) Modern Masters
Once More with Feeling - (305) Unglued
Torgaar, Famine Incarnate - (303) Game Night 2019
Wave of Vitriol - (303) Commander Anthology
Problematic Volcano - (303) Mystery Booster Playtest Cards
Combustible Gearhulk - (302) Kaladesh Inventions
Dance, Pathetic Marionette - (302) Archenemy Schemes
Water Gun Balloon Game - (301) Unsanctioned
Old Man of the Sea - (301) Arabian Nights
Momir Vig, Simic Visionary - (301) From the Vault: Lore
Everythingamajig (c) - (301) Unstable
Jhoira of the Ghitu - (301) Modern Masters
Interplanar Brushwagg - (300) Mystery Booster Playtest Cards
My Undead Horde Awakens - (299) Archenemy Schemes
Jaya Ballard - (299) Mythic Edition
Simulacrum - (299) Unlimited Edition
Dr. Julius Jumblemorph - (299) Unstable
Stinkweed Imp - (299) Duel Decks: Divine vs. Demonic
Merseine - (299) Fallen Empires
Garruk, Apex Predator - (298) Mythic Edition
Myr Battlesphere - (298) Commander Anthology Volume II
Interplanar Tunnel - (298) Planechase Anthology Planes
Landfill - (297) Unglued
Nature Shields Its Own - (296) Archenemy Schemes
Boomstacker - (296) Unsanctioned
Double Cross - (296) Unglued
Deep Spawn - (296) Fallen Empires
Auratouched Mage - (296) Planechase Anthology
X - (295) Unstable
Pallid Mycoderm - (295) Modern Masters
Shriekmaw - (294) Archenemy
Urza's Science Fair Project - (294) Unglued
Mary O'Kill - (294) Unstable
Gideon Jura - (293) Archenemy: Nicol Bolas
Ineffable Blessing - (293) Unstable
Centaur Vinecrasher - (293) Commander Anthology
Keldon Marauders - (293) Premium Deck Series: Fire and Lightning
Hammer Jammer - (292) Unstable
The Ur-Dragon - (291) Secret Lair Drop
Hunting Moa - (291) Archenemy
Side Quest - (291) Unstable
Modular Monstrosity - (290) Unstable
Everythingamajig (d) - (290) Unstable
Sorry - (289) Unglued
Sword of War and Peace - (289) Kaladesh Inventions
Infernal Spawn of Infernal Spawn of Evil - (289) Unsanctioned
Aethermage's Touch - (289) Commander Anthology
Infinity Elemental - (445) Unsanctioned
Karn - (439) Vanguard Series
Volrath - (391) Vanguard Series
Starke - (381) Vanguard Series
Sisay - (366) Vanguard Series
Sliver Queen, Brood Mother - (363) Vanguard Series
Barrin - (363) Vanguard Series
Ashnod - (362) Vanguard Series
Mirri - (358) Vanguard Series
Crovax - (358) Vanguard Series
Gerrard - (356) Vanguard Series
Riveting Rigger - (356) Unstable
Mishra - (351) Vanguard Series
Takara - (349) Vanguard Series
Oracle - (348) Vanguard Series
Gix - (347) Vanguard Series
Multani - (343) Vanguard Series
Incite Insight - (342) Unstable
Lyna - (341) Vanguard Series
Ineffable Blessing - (340) Unstable
Rofellos - (340) Vanguard Series
Urza - (337) Vanguard Series
Greven il-Vec - (335) Vanguard Series
Orim - (335) Vanguard Series
Double Cross - (333) Unglued
Titania - (333) Vanguard Series
Tawnos - (333) Vanguard Series
Eladamri - (333) Vanguard Series
Serra - (331) Vanguard Series
Ertai - (328) Vanguard Series
Symbol Status - (324) Unhinged
Goblin Welder - (323) Commander Anthology Volume II
Selenia - (322) Vanguard Series
Flavor Judge - (322) Unsanctioned
Once More with Feeling - (321) Unglued
Red-Hot Hottie - (321) Unhinged
Xantcha - (317) Vanguard Series
Double Play - (312) Unglued
Thelonite Druid - (311) Fallen Empires
Makeshift Mannequin - (311) Archenemy
Nalathni Dragon - (310) Dragon Con
Sidar Kondo - (309) Vanguard Series
Spirit of the Season - (309) Unsanctioned
Beseech the Queen - (306) Planechase
Erase (Not the Urza's Legacy One) - (302) Unhinged
Knight of the Reliquary - (300) Modern Masters
Warren Weirding - (300) Modern Masters
Squirrel Farm - (297) Unglued
Chicken à la King - (297) Unglued
Otherworldly Journey - (295) Duel Decks: Divine vs. Demonic
Workshop Elders - (294) Throne of Eldraine
Name Dropping - (294) Unhinged
Old Fogey - (294) Unsanctioned
Lexivore - (293) Unglued
Fat Ass - (292) Unhinged
Steamflogger Service Rep - (292) Unstable
Squee - (292) Vanguard Series
Brine Elemental - (289) Duel Decks Anthology: Jace vs. Chandra
Cloudstone Curio - (289) Kaladesh Inventions
_____ - (289) Unhinged
Save Life - (287) Unhinged
Sauté - (287) Unhinged
Introductions Are in Order - (287) Archenemy Schemes
Tahngarth - (287) Vanguard Series
Urza's Chalice - (284) Antiquities
Topan Freeblade - (284) Game Night 2019
Indrik Stomphowler - (284) Commander Anthology
Yavimaya Dryad - (283) Archenemy
Touch and Go - (282) Unhinged
Aerie Mystics - (282) Commander Anthology
Amrou Scout - (282) Modern Masters
Kataki, War's Wage - (281) Modern Event Deck 2014
First Come, First Served - (281) Unhinged
Temp of the Damned - (281) Unglued
Thrull Wizard - (280) Fallen Empires
Bloodletter - (280) Unhinged
Goblin Bowling Team - (280) Unglued
Darksteel Forge - (279) Planechase
Embereth Skyblazer - (279) Throne of Eldraine
Tromp the Domains - (279) Modern Masters
Animate Library - (279) Unstable
Feed the Machine - (279) Archenemy Schemes
Sludge Strider - (279) Planechase
Tar Pitcher - (279) Duel Decks: Elves vs. Goblins
Look at Me, I'm the DCI - (278) Unglued
Defective Detective - (278) Unstable
Inkfathom Witch - (278) Planechase Anthology
Krosan Grip - (278) Commander Anthology
Living Wall - (276) Unlimited Edition
Laughing Hyena - (276) Unhinged
Seek the Wilds - (276) Game Night
Cataclysm - (275) From the Vault: Annihilation
Korvold, Fae-Cursed King - (275) Throne of Eldraine
Infernius Spawnington III, Esq. - (275) Unsanctioned
Mycosynth Wellspring - (275) Commander Anthology Volume II
Primal Plasma - (274) Planechase Anthology
Double Header - (273) Unhinged
Haunting Wind - (272) Antiquities
Careful Consideration - (272) Modern Masters
Hurkyl's Recall - (271) Antiquities
Trinisphere - (271) Kaladesh Inventions
Loose Lips - (271) Unhinged
Thelonite Monk - (271) Fallen Empires
Sedge Troll - (271) Unlimited Edition
Conflux - (271) From the Vault: Lore
Sulfurous Blast - (271) Commander Anthology
Fury Sliver - (270) Premium Deck Series: Slivers
Drafna's Restoration - (270) Antiquities
Topsy Turvy - (270) Unsanctioned
Dwarven Armorer - (269) Fallen Empires
Elvish Promenade - (269) Duel Decks: Elves vs. Goblins
Hanna - (269) Vanguard Series
By Gnome Means - (269) Unstable
Pippa, Duchess of Dice - (269) Unsanctioned
Grixis Panorama - (269) Archenemy: Nicol Bolas
Subcontract - (268) Unstable
Ineffable Blessing (f) - (268) Unstable
Orzhov Advokist - (268) Commander Anthology Volume II
Phoebe, Head of S.N.E.A.K. - (268) Unstable
Memory Erosion - (268) Commander Anthology Volume II
Painter's Servant - (267) Kaladesh Inventions
Aurelia, the Warleader - (267) From the Vault: Angels
Farrelite Priest - (267) Fallen Empires
Amulet of Kroog - (267) Antiquities
Warren Pilferers - (267) Modern Masters
Skirk Drill Sergeant - (267) Duel Decks: Elves vs. Goblins
Finders, Keepers - (266) Unstable
Farrel's Zealot - (266) Fallen Empires
Goblin S.W.A.T. Team - (266) Unsanctioned
Taste of Death - (265) Throne of Eldraine
Vodalian Mage - (265) Fallen Empires
Green Sun's Zenith - (265) From the Vault: Twenty
Dregscape Zombie - (265) Archenemy
Architects of Will - (265) Archenemy
Knights' Charge - (265) Throne of Eldraine
Contraption Cannon - (265) Unstable
Bogardan Rager - (264) Duel Decks: Knights vs. Dragons
Svyelunite Priest - (264) Fallen Empires
Order of Leitbur - (264) Fallen Empires
Orcish Spy - (263) Fallen Empires
Empty the Warrens - (263) Modern Masters
Jackknight - (263) Unstable
Emcee - (263) Unsanctioned
Wayfarer's Bauble - (263) Commander Anthology Volume II
Clock of DOOOOOOOOOOOOM! - (263) Unstable
Yotian Soldier - (262) Antiquities
Kytheon's Irregulars - (262) Game Night 2019
May Civilization Collapse - (262) Archenemy Schemes
Necrite - (261) Fallen Empires
The Ultimate Nightmare of Wizards of the Coast® Customer Service - (261) Unglued
A Display of My Dark Power - (261) Archenemy Schemes
Mistmeadow Witch - (261) Commander Anthology
Yet Another Aether Vortex - (260) Unsanctioned
Ancient Amphitheater - (260) Commander Anthology Volume II
Enlisted Wurm - (260) Planechase Anthology
Ashnod's Battle Gear - (260) Antiquities
Gate to Phyrexia - (260) Antiquities
Arbiter of Knollridge - (260) Commander Anthology Volume II
Maraxus - (260) Vanguard Series
Bant Panorama - (260) Commander Anthology
Rings of Brighthearth - (259) Kaladesh Inventions
Branching Bolt - (258) Archenemy
Rakalite - (258) Antiquities
The Dead Shall Serve - (258) Archenemy Schemes
Gimme Five - (258) Unstable
Heartstone - (257) Premium Deck Series: Slivers
Hellkite Hatchling - (257) Planechase Anthology
Master Biomancer - (257) Commander Anthology Volume II
Kaalia of the Vast - (257) Commander's Arsenal
Mesa Pegasus - (257) Unlimited Edition
Chaos Confetti - (257) Unglued
Squirrel Dealer - (257) Unstable
Fascist Art Director - (257) Unhinged
Flames of the Blood Hand - (256) Premium Deck Series: Fire and Lightning
Giant Fan - (256) Unglued
Delif's Cone - (256) Fallen Empires
Satyr Wayfinder - (256) Commander Anthology
Lys Alana Huntmaster - (256) Commander Anthology
Dragon Egg - (255) Game Night 2019
Door to Nothingness - (255) Planechase
Tablet of Epityr - (255) Antiquities
Triskelion - (255) Antiquities
Joyride Rigger - (255) Unstable
Letter Bomb - (255) Unhinged
Might Sliver - (254) Premium Deck Series: Slivers
Fire Servant - (254) Premium Deck Series: Fire and Lightning
Orcish Captain - (254) Fallen Empires
Bathe in Light - (254) Commander Anthology
Seaside Citadel - (254) Commander Anthology Volume II
Urza's Tower - (254) Antiquities
Mishra's Workshop - (254) Antiquities
Spitebellows - (254) Commander Anthology Volume II
My Wish Is Your Command - (254) Archenemy Schemes
Boggart Shenanigans - (254) Duel Decks: Elves vs. Goblins
Sly Spy (c) - (254) Unstable
Sly Spy (e) - (254) Unstable
Rings a Bell - (253) Unsanctioned
Goblin Flotilla - (253) Fallen Empires
Thorn Mammoth - (253) Throne of Eldraine
Shared Animosity - (253) Explorers of Ixalan
W/O flavor text
Bottle of Suleiman - (469) Arabian Nights
Will Kenrith - (459) Battlebond
Vesuvan Doppelganger - (430) Unlimited Edition
Tawnos's Coffin - (425) Antiquities
Guardian Beast - (415) Arabian Nights
Ral, Izzet Viceroy - (407) Mythic Edition
Domri, Chaos Bringer - (402) Mythic Edition
Chandra, Pyromaster - (401) Archenemy: Nicol Bolas
Tidal Influence - (401) Fallen Empires
Higure, the Still Wind - (390) Planechase Anthology
Rowan Kenrith - (387) Battlebond
Daretti, Scrap Savant - (385) Commander Anthology Volume II
Transmute Artifact - (385) Antiquities
Tetravus - (378) Antiquities
Corpse Connoisseur - (377) Archenemy
Oubliette - (375) Arabian Nights
Tezzeret, Agent of Bolas - (373) Mythic Edition
Primal Growth - (369) Commander Anthology
Gideon Blackblade - (368) Mythic Edition
Necroplasm - (368) Commander Anthology Volume II
Jace, the Mind Sculptor - (366) Mythic Edition
Diabolic Servitude - (365) Commander Anthology
Extractor Demon - (364) Archenemy
Lich - (363) Unlimited Edition
Karn, Scion of Urza - (362) Mythic Edition
Riftwing Cloudskate - (362) Duel Decks Anthology: Jace vs. Chandra
Liliana, the Last Hope - (361) Mythic Edition
Wrexial, the Risen Deep - (354) Commander Anthology Volume II
Banshee of the Dread Choir - (352) Commander Anthology
Ink-Eyes, Servant of Oni - (352) Planechase Anthology
Blaze of Glory - (352) Unlimited Edition
Last Stand - (352) Planechase Anthology
Nantuko Shaman - (351) Modern Masters
Extirpate - (349) Modern Masters
Arahbo, Roar of the World - (345) Secret Lair Drop
Walker of Secret Ways - (345) Planechase Anthology
Enigma Sphinx - (344) Planechase Anthology
Gaea's Liege - (342) Unlimited Edition
Search for Tomorrow - (341) Planechase
The Scarab God - (340) Amonkhet Invocations
Kaya, Orzhov Usurper - (338) Mythic Edition
Tourach's Gate - (337) Fallen Empires
Phthisis - (336) Modern Masters
Mosswort Bridge - (336) Archenemy
Windbrisk Heights - (335) Modern Event Deck 2014
Garruk, the Veil-Cursed - (333) From the Vault: Transform
Epochrasite - (332) Commander Anthology Volume II
Seasinger - (331) Fallen Empires
Nicol Bolas, Dragon-God - (330) Mythic Edition
Nissa, Worldwaker - (328) Archenemy: Nicol Bolas
Goblin Kites - (328) Fallen Empires
Tangle Wire - (326) From the Vault: Twenty
Priest of Yawgmoth - (325) Antiquities
Meren of Clan Nel Toth - (324) Commander Anthology
Ivory Giant - (323) Modern Masters
Bridge from Below - (322) Modern Masters
Bloodspore Thrinax - (320) Commander Anthology
Dwarven Weaponsmith - (320) Antiquities
Khalni Heart Expedition - (319) Archenemy: Nicol Bolas
Ajani, Mentor of Heroes - (318) Mythic Edition
Ebon Praetor - (316) Fallen Empires
Molten Disaster - (315) Modern Masters
Sakashima's Student - (315) Planechase Anthology
Nahiri, the Harbinger - (314) Mythic Edition
Goblin Artisans - (314) Antiquities
Illusionary Mask - (313) Unlimited Edition
Gluttonous Troll - (313) Throne of Eldraine
Jaya Ballard, Task Mage - (313) Premium Deck Series: Fire and Lightning
Silent-Blade Oni - (312) Planechase Anthology
Reyhan, Last of the Abzan - (312) Commander Anthology Volume II
Angel's Grace - (312) Modern Masters
Lotus Bloom - (312) Modern Masters
Clone - (312) Unlimited Edition
Auntie's Snitch - (311) Modern Masters
Raging River - (310) Unlimited Edition
Korozda Guildmage - (309) Commander Anthology
Flickerform - (308) Commander Anthology
Tamiyo, the Moon Sage - (307) Mythic Edition
Voracious Dragon - (307) Duel Decks: Knights vs. Dragons
Twilight Shepherd - (307) Duel Decks: Divine vs. Demonic
Karmic Guide - (305) Commander Anthology
Earwig Squad - (305) Modern Masters
Torgaar, Famine Incarnate - (303) Game Night 2019
Wave of Vitriol - (303) Commander Anthology
Combustible Gearhulk - (302) Kaladesh Inventions
Old Man of the Sea - (301) Arabian Nights
Momir Vig, Simic Visionary - (301) From the Vault: Lore
Jhoira of the Ghitu - (301) Modern Masters
Jaya Ballard - (299) Mythic Edition
Simulacrum - (299) Unlimited Edition
Stinkweed Imp - (299) Duel Decks: Divine vs. Demonic
Merseine - (299) Fallen Empires
Garruk, Apex Predator - (298) Mythic Edition
Myr Battlesphere - (298) Commander Anthology Volume II
Deep Spawn - (296) Fallen Empires
Auratouched Mage - (296) Planechase Anthology
Pallid Mycoderm - (295) Modern Masters
Shriekmaw - (294) Archenemy
Gideon Jura - (293) Archenemy: Nicol Bolas
Centaur Vinecrasher - (293) Commander Anthology
Keldon Marauders - (293) Premium Deck Series: Fire and Lightning
The Ur-Dragon - (291) Secret Lair Drop
Hunting Moa - (291) Archenemy
Sword of War and Peace - (289) Kaladesh Inventions
Aethermage's Touch - (289) Commander Anthology
Hellspark Elemental - (289) Premium Deck Series: Fire and Lightning
Dakmor Salvage - (288) Modern Masters
Tezzeret the Seeker - (286) Mythic Edition
Primal Command - (286) Archenemy
Rite of the Raging Storm - (286) Commander Anthology Volume II
Etherium-Horn Sorcerer - (286) Planechase Anthology
Citadel Siege - (285) Commander Anthology Volume II
Maelstrom Wanderer - (285) Commander's Arsenal
Mogg War Marshal - (285) Duel Decks: Elves vs. Goblins
Sword of Kaldra - (285) Prerelease Events
Daretti, Ingenious Iconoclast - (284) Mythic Edition
Imperial Hellkite - (284) Archenemy
Opal Palace - (284) Commander Anthology Volume II
Vraska, Golgari Queen - (283) Mythic Edition
Guile - (283) Duel Decks Anthology: Jace vs. Chandra
Life from the Loam - (283) Modern Masters
Obsidian Fireheart - (283) Archenemy: Nicol Bolas
Shrine of Loyal Legions - (282) Modern Event Deck 2014
Sage of Lat-Nam - (282) Antiquities
Martyrs of Korlis - (282) Antiquities
Ring of Ma'rûf - (281) Arabian Nights
Ravager of the Fells - (281) From the Vault: Transform
Word of Command - (281) Unlimited Edition
Figure of Destiny - (281) Modern Masters
Wren's Run Packmaster - (280) Commander Anthology
Icatian Moneychanger - (280) Fallen Empires
Patron of the Nezumi - (280) Commander Anthology Volume II
Orcish Mechanics - (280) Antiquities
Tolaria West - (280) From the Vault: Lore
Gisela, Blade of Goldnight - (279) Commander Anthology Volume II
Joraga Warcaller - (279) Commander Anthology
Mycoloth - (278) Commander Anthology
Consul's Lieutenant - (278) Game Night 2019
Elite Scaleguard - (278) Commander Anthology Volume II
Akroma, Angel of Fury - (277) Commander Anthology
Genju of the Fens - (277) Duel Decks: Garruk vs. Liliana
Banish into Fable - (277) Throne of Eldraine
Sewer Nemesis - (276) Commander Anthology Volume II
Bituminous Blast - (276) Archenemy
Skarrgan Firebird - (275) Archenemy: Nicol Bolas
Skullwinder - (275) Commander Anthology
Icefall Regent - (275) Archenemy: Nicol Bolas
Dark Depths - (274) Ultimate Box Topper
Sword of Body and Mind - (274) Kaladesh Inventions
Mistblade Shinobi - (274) Planechase Anthology
Power Sink - (274) Unlimited Edition
Gwyllion Hedge-Mage - (274) Commander Anthology
Eye for an Eye - (273) Arabian Nights
Rukh Egg - (273) Arabian Nights
Atog - (273) Antiquities
Hostility - (272) Commander Anthology Volume II
Triskelavus - (271) Commander Anthology Volume II
Promise of Power - (270) Duel Decks: Divine vs. Demonic
Stingscourger - (270) Modern Masters
Dragon Breath - (270) Archenemy
Blade of Selves - (270) Commander Anthology Volume II
Briarhorn - (270) Planechase
Everflowing Chalice - (270) Archenemy
Power Artifact - (270) Antiquities
Torrent of Souls - (269) Archenemy
Goblin Goliath - (269) Game Night
Rotting Rats - (269) Planechase
Thallid Devourer - (268) Fallen Empires
Giant Dustwasp - (267) Modern Masters
Errant Ephemeron - (267) Duel Decks Anthology: Jace vs. Chandra
Soul Exchange - (267) Fallen Empires
Bitter Feud - (266) Commander Anthology Volume II
Assault Suit - (266) Commander Anthology
Herald of the Host - (266) Commander Anthology Volume II
Engineered Explosives - (266) Modern Masters
Ancestral Vision - (265) Duel Decks Anthology: Jace vs. Chandra
Reveillark - (264) Commander Anthology Volume II
Arena - (264) HarperPrism Book Promos
Whirlpool Warrior - (264) Planechase Anthology
Beseech the Queen - (263) Planechase
Ugin, the Spirit Dragon - (262) Mythic Edition
Erratic Mutation - (262) Modern Masters
Helm of Kaldra - (262) Prerelease Events
Silverwing Squadron - (262) Throne of Eldraine
Hangarback Walker - (262) Kaladesh Inventions
Horobi's Whisper - (262) Modern Masters
Jarad, Golgari Lich Lord - (262) Commander Anthology
Caller of the Pack - (262) Commander Anthology
Brothers Yamazaki - (261) Champions of Kamigawa
Mindstab Thrull - (261) Fallen Empires
Homarid - (261) Fallen Empires
Menacing Ogre - (261) Planechase
Thallid Germinator - (260) Modern Masters
Dimir Infiltrator - (260) Planechase Anthology
Titania's Song - (259) Antiquities
Bottomless Vault - (259) Fallen Empires
Demonfire - (259) Duel Decks Anthology: Jace vs. Chandra
Volcanic Offering - (259) Commander Anthology Volume II
Fertilid - (259) Archenemy
Verdeloth the Ancient - (259) Archenemy
WITH flavor text
Goblin Welder - (323) Commander Anthology Volume II
Thelonite Druid - (311) Fallen Empires
Makeshift Mannequin - (311) Archenemy
Nalathni Dragon - (310) Dragon Con
Beseech the Queen - (306) Planechase
Knight of the Reliquary - (300) Modern Masters
Warren Weirding - (300) Modern Masters
Otherworldly Journey - (295) Duel Decks: Divine vs. Demonic
Workshop Elders - (294) Throne of Eldraine
Brine Elemental - (289) Duel Decks Anthology: Jace vs. Chandra
Cloudstone Curio - (289) Kaladesh Inventions
Urza's Chalice - (284) Antiquities
Topan Freeblade - (284) Game Night 2019
Indrik Stomphowler - (284) Commander Anthology
Yavimaya Dryad - (283) Archenemy
Aerie Mystics - (282) Commander Anthology
Amrou Scout - (282) Modern Masters
Kataki, War's Wage - (281) Modern Event Deck 2014
Thrull Wizard - (280) Fallen Empires
Darksteel Forge - (279) Planechase
Embereth Skyblazer - (279) Throne of Eldraine
Tromp the Domains - (279) Modern Masters
Sludge Strider - (279) Planechase
Tar Pitcher - (279) Duel Decks: Elves vs. Goblins
Inkfathom Witch - (278) Planechase Anthology
Krosan Grip - (278) Commander Anthology
Living Wall - (276) Unlimited Edition
Seek the Wilds - (276) Game Night
Cataclysm - (275) From the Vault: Annihilation
Korvold, Fae-Cursed King - (275) Throne of Eldraine
Mycosynth Wellspring - (275) Commander Anthology Volume II
Primal Plasma - (274) Planechase Anthology
Haunting Wind - (272) Antiquities
Careful Consideration - (272) Modern Masters
Hurkyl's Recall - (271) Antiquities
Trinisphere - (271) Kaladesh Inventions
Thelonite Monk - (271) Fallen Empires
Sedge Troll - (271) Unlimited Edition
Conflux - (271) From the Vault: Lore
Sulfurous Blast - (271) Commander Anthology
Fury Sliver - (270) Premium Deck Series: Slivers
Drafna's Restoration - (270) Antiquities
Dwarven Armorer - (269) Fallen Empires
Elvish Promenade - (269) Duel Decks: Elves vs. Goblins
Grixis Panorama - (269) Archenemy: Nicol Bolas
Orzhov Advokist - (268) Commander Anthology Volume II
Memory Erosion - (268) Commander Anthology Volume II
Painter's Servant - (267) Kaladesh Inventions
Aurelia, the Warleader - (267) From the Vault: Angels
Farrelite Priest - (267) Fallen Empires
Amulet of Kroog - (267) Antiquities
Warren Pilferers - (267) Modern Masters
Skirk Drill Sergeant - (267) Duel Decks: Elves vs. Goblins
Farrel's Zealot - (266) Fallen Empires
Taste of Death - (265) Throne of Eldraine
Vodalian Mage - (265) Fallen Empires
Green Sun's Zenith - (265) From the Vault: Twenty
Dregscape Zombie - (265) Archenemy
Architects of Will - (265) Archenemy
Knights' Charge - (265) Throne of Eldraine
Bogardan Rager - (264) Duel Decks: Knights vs. Dragons
Svyelunite Priest - (264) Fallen Empires
Order of Leitbur - (264) Fallen Empires
Orcish Spy - (263) Fallen Empires
Empty the Warrens - (263) Modern Masters
Wayfarer's Bauble - (263) Commander Anthology Volume II
Yotian Soldier - (262) Antiquities
Kytheon's Irregulars - (262) Game Night 2019
Necrite - (261) Fallen Empires
Mistmeadow Witch - (261) Commander Anthology
Ancient Amphitheater - (260) Commander Anthology Volume II
Enlisted Wurm - (260) Planechase Anthology
Ashnod's Battle Gear - (260) Antiquities
Gate to Phyrexia - (260) Antiquities
Arbiter of Knollridge - (260) Commander Anthology Volume II
Bant Panorama - (260) Commander Anthology
Rings of Brighthearth - (259) Kaladesh Inventions
Branching Bolt - (258) Archenemy
Rakalite - (258) Antiquities
Heartstone - (257) Premium Deck Series: Slivers
Hellkite Hatchling - (257) Planechase Anthology
Master Biomancer - (257) Commander Anthology Volume II
Kaalia of the Vast - (257) Commander's Arsenal
Mesa Pegasus - (257) Unlimited Edition
Flames of the Blood Hand - (256) Premium Deck Series: Fire and Lightning
Delif's Cone - (256) Fallen Empires
Satyr Wayfinder - (256) Commander Anthology
Lys Alana Huntmaster - (256) Commander Anthology
Dragon Egg - (255) Game Night 2019
Door to Nothingness - (255) Planechase
Tablet of Epityr - (255) Antiquities
Triskelion - (255) Antiquities
Might Sliver - (254) Premium Deck Series: Slivers
Fire Servant - (254) Premium Deck Series: Fire and Lightning
Orcish Captain - (254) Fallen Empires
Bathe in Light - (254) Commander Anthology
Seaside Citadel - (254) Commander Anthology Volume II
Urza's Tower - (254) Antiquities
Mishra's Workshop - (254) Antiquities
Spitebellows - (254) Commander Anthology Volume II
Boggart Shenanigans - (254) Duel Decks: Elves vs. Goblins
Goblin Flotilla - (253) Fallen Empires
Thorn Mammoth - (253) Throne of Eldraine
Shared Animosity - (253) Explorers of Ixalan
Flame Javelin - (252) Duel Decks Anthology: Jace vs. Chandra
Icatian Skirmishers - (252) Fallen Empires
Cruel Revival - (252) Game Night
Initiates of the Ebon Hand - (252) Fallen Empires
Elderwood Scion - (252) Planechase Anthology
Grindstone - (252) Kaladesh Inventions
Amrou Seekers - (251) Modern Masters
Thorn Thallid - (251) Fallen Empires
Basal Thrull - (251) Fallen Empires
Veteran Bodyguard - (251) Unlimited Edition
Ingot Chewer - (251) Commander Anthology Volume II
Soulbright Flamekin - (251) Duel Decks Anthology: Jace vs. Chandra
Fungus Sliver - (250) Premium Deck Series: Slivers
Crumbling Necropolis - (250) Archenemy: Nicol Bolas
Rockslide Elemental - (250) Planechase
Alela, Artful Provocateur - (250) Throne of Eldraine
Powerleech - (250) Antiquities
Sakura-Tribe Elder - (250) Archenemy
Ashnod's Transmogrant - (250) Antiquities
Plague Rats - (250) Unlimited Edition
Vedalken Dismisser - (250) Modern Masters
Grinning Ignus - (250) Modern Masters
Zombie Master - (249) Unlimited Edition
Artifact Possession - (249) Antiquities
Fiery Conclusion - (249) Planechase Anthology
Awakening Zone - (249) Planechase Anthology
Vela the Night-Clad - (249) Commander's Arsenal
Homarid Shaman - (249) Fallen Empires
Highcliff Felidar - (249) Game Night 2019
Shimmering Grotto - (249) Planechase Anthology
Crumble - (248) Antiquities
Cleansing Beam - (248) Commander Anthology
Sudden Impact - (248) Premium Deck Series: Fire and Lightning
Breeding Pit - (247) Duel Decks: Divine vs. Demonic
Gorehorn Minotaurs - (247) Archenemy: Nicol Bolas
Tyrant's Familiar - (247) Commander Anthology Volume II
Razia, Boros Archangel - (247) Planechase
Juggernaut - (247) Unlimited Edition
Urza's Avenger - (247) Antiquities
Jade Statue - (247) Unlimited Edition
Noggle Ransacker - (247) Planechase Anthology
Thunder-Thrash Elder - (246) Planechase Anthology
Boros Swiftblade - (246) Planechase
Three Dreams - (246) Planechase Anthology
Grand Arbiter Augustin IV - (246) Modern Masters
Weakstone - (245) Antiquities
Ironclaw Orcs - (245) Unlimited Edition
Spitting Image - (245) Commander Anthology Volume II
Granite Gargoyle - (245) Unlimited Edition
Urza's Mine - (245) Antiquities
Phyrexian Plaguelord - (245) Commander Anthology
Spectral Sliver - (244) Premium Deck Series: Slivers
Urza's Incubator - (244) Commander Anthology Volume II
Hunter's Prowess - (244) Archenemy: Nicol Bolas
Fleshbag Marauder - (244) Commander Anthology Volume II
Wirewood Herald - (244) Duel Decks: Elves vs. Goblins
Feudkiller's Verdict - (244) Modern Masters
Orcish Veteran - (243) Fallen Empires
Diabolic Vision - (243) Beatdown Box Set
Balm of Restoration - (243) Fallen Empires
Grapeshot Catapult - (243) Antiquities
Blasphemous Act - (243) Commander Anthology Volume II
Desecrator Hag - (243) Commander Anthology Volume II
Planar Bridge - (243) Kaladesh Inventions
Argothian Pixies - (242) Antiquities
Ethersworn Canonist - (242) Modern Masters
Steelbane Hydra - (242) Throne of Eldraine
Azami, Lady of Scrolls - (242) Commander Anthology
Skyward Eye Prophets - (242) Commander Anthology
Wickerbough Elder - (242) Archenemy
Meloku the Clouded Mirror - (241) Modern Masters
Lightning Helix - (241) Explorers of Ixalan
Icatian Town - (241) Fallen Empires
Sphere of Resistance - (241) Kaladesh Inventions
Mirari's Wake - (240) Commander's Arsenal
Forgotten Ancient - (240) Archenemy
Mirror Entity - (239) Commander Anthology
Victimize - (239) Commander Anthology
Angelic Benediction - (239) Duel Decks: Divine vs. Demonic
Kodama's Reach - (239) Modern Masters
Battlegate Mimic - (239) Planechase
Urborg Syphon-Mage - (239) Archenemy
Thrull Champion - (238) Fallen Empires
Chandra's Outrage - (238) Archenemy
Defense Grid - (238) Kaladesh Inventions
Argivian Blacksmith - (238) Antiquities
Lifeblood Hydra - (238) Commander Anthology
Thicket Basilisk - (237) Unlimited Edition
Sunken Hope - (237) Planechase Anthology
Demigod of Revenge - (237) Modern Masters
Aladdin's Ring - (237) Arabian Nights
Cultivate - (237) Commander Anthology Volume II
Creeperhulk - (237) Commander Anthology
Dread Cacodemon - (237) Commander Anthology
Juniper Order Ranger - (237) Commander Anthology Volume II
Hamletback Goliath - (237) Commander Anthology Volume II
EDH Primers
Phelddagrif - Zirilan
EDH
Thrasios+Bruse - Pang - Sasaya - Wydwen - Feather - Rona - Toshiro - Sylvia+Khorvath - Geth - QMarchesa - Firesong - Athreos - Arixmethes - Isperia - Etali - Silas+Sidar - Saskia - Virtus+Gorm - Kynaios - Naban - Aryel - Mizzix - Kazuul - Tymna+Kraum - Sidar+Tymna - Ayli - Gwendlyn - Phelddagrif 4 - Liliana - Kaervek - Phelddagrif 3 - Mairsil - Scarab - Child - Phenax - Shirei - Thada - Depala - Circu - Kytheon - GrenzoHR - Phelddagrif - Reyhan+Kraum - Toshiro - Varolz - Nin - Ojutai - Tasigur - Zedruu - Uril - Edric - Wort - Zurgo - Nahiri - Grenzo - Kozilek - Yisan - Ink-Treader - Yisan - Brago - Sidisi - Toshiro - Alexi - Sygg - Brimaz - Sek'Kuar - Marchesa - Vish Kal - Iroas - Phelddagrif - Ephara - Derevi - Glissa - Wanderer - Saffi - Melek - Xiahou Dun - Lazav - Lin Sivvi - Zirilan - Glissa
PDH - Drake - Graverobber - Izzet GM - Tallowisp - Symbiote Brawl - Feather - Ugin - Jace - Scarab - Angrath - Vraska - Kumena Oathbreaker - Wrenn&6
Chains of Mephistopheles you can at least figure out. Remove enchantments gets obnoxious every single time.
Retired EDH - Tibor and Lumia | [PR]Nemata |Ramirez dePietro | [C]Edric | Riku | Jenara | Lazav | Heliod | Daxos | Roon | Kozilek
Akroma, Angel of Wrath (original printing, as Vigilance was not a keyword yet).Okay this one isn't as wordy as others, but it does require the reader to know what all of those things mean within the context of the game.