If people are sick of reading about stuff just stop taking part. You have 100% control over what you read. Simic Ascendancy isn't going to get banned just because you didn't tell someone to shut up on the internet.
You can try Asmira, Holy Avenger. She already has evasion and power (depending on your creatures that die), so you just need to protect it and swing. Or you can try Ayumi, the Last Visitor!
I've been wanting to try out a Teshar, Ancestor's Apostle Voltron strategy. All the creatures are ramp, removal, or equipment based, and the equipment and mana rocks recurs them. Play Stoneforge Mystic, search for Sword of X&Y, sac stoneforge to something, Cast sword for teshar trigger bringing back Stoneforge, and then repeat. I'm just not into playing Voltron as of current, but I've always enjoyed a good mono-white voltron deck.
Idk about obscure as in "that as a Voltron commander!?". But, i just built Traxos, Scourge of Kroog and it is a blast. Being mono brown without an Eldrazi at the helm makes for an unusual ride and certainly raises eyebrows.
Plus, when was the last time you built a deck which had Accorder's Shield, Cathar's Shield and Haunted Cloakas some of its best cards or combined Extraplanar Lens with Wastes?
Kodama of the North Tree
Silvos, Rogue Elemental
Wrexial, the Risen Deep
Radiant, Archangel
(U/B)(U/B)(U/B) JUMP IN THE LINE, ROCK YOUR BODY IN TIME
(R/W)(R/W)(R/W) RISING FROM THE NEON GLOOM, SHINING LIKE A CRAZY MOON
(U/R)(R/G)(G/U) STEALIN' WHEN I SHOULD HAVE BEEN BUYIN'
Hope I was able to help!
WBG Ikra Shidiqi and Sidar Kondo Defender Deck WBG
C Traxos Voltron C
WGUR Kynaios and Tiro Competitive Group Hug WUGR
RW Basandra Pain and Combat WR
U Reveka Tap-Untap Shenaningans U
Rakdos, Lord of Riots. I've been wanting to play him since he released. Run things like Homicidal Seclusion, Deadly Wanderings, andBlood Mist along with the typical voltron things.
WBG Karador, Ghost Chieftain
B Toshiro Umezawa
BG Pharika, God of Affliction - Necromancy and Politics
WWW The Church of Heliod
WBR Zurgo, Helmsmasher
RG Wort, the Raidmother
UBR Jeleva, Nephalia's Scourge
UG Vorel of the Hull Clade
Little known fact: Before Arcum took up the study and repair of artifacts, he used to be a gym coach. Exhibit A: Arcum's Whistle
Plus, when was the last time you built a deck which had Accorder's Shield, Cathar's Shield and Haunted Cloakas some of its best cards or combined Extraplanar Lens with Wastes?