MTG Salvation

I'm looking at creating a deck based around the idea of giving my opponents creatures and then making them hit each other, relying on pillow forts, incentives (the new curses etc) and combat blowouts (such as Comeuppance) to minimise how much damage I end up taking. The general would either be Ruhan of the Fomori, or the partner pair Ludevic, Necro-Alchemist + Sidar Kondo of Jamuraa. The real general of the deck is Kazuul, Tyrant of the Cliffs just with extra colours, so the focus should be on giving tokens etc that won't kill my ogres.

So I'm looking for suggestions for cards that can either;
a) give my opponents creatures, example; Akroan Horse
b) force opponents to attack, example; Disrupt Decorum
c) incentivise attacking others or mitigate damage against me from the creatures I give my opponents, example; Curse of Opulence
d) general purpose political stuff for bribery and deal making, example; Intellectual Offering

Would appreciate any suggestions along any of these lines!

Goblin Spymaster seems to fit the bill perfectly, token + force attack.

Varchild's war-riders should fit the bill nicely. Fumiko the lowblood also does pretty well. Maybe grand melee and similar? Hunted creatures will help. There are a lot of options for giving your opponents creatures. Crawlspace would do well for protection, etc. Maybe siren's call or angel's trumpet?

I have a Fumiko the Lowblood deck. I used to have a Gahiji, Honored One deck that does what you're trying to do (he is a boss at convincing opponents to smash each other). Grenzo, Havoc Raiser, Varchild's War-riders, Crawlspace, Tempt with Vengeance, Curse of Opulence, Curse of Predation, Curse of Bloodletting, Disrupt Decorum, Hunted Dragon, Hunted Lammasu, Gisela, Blade of Goldnight, Thunderstaff, Sunhome, Fortress of the Legion, Kessig Wolf Run, Insurrection (fun wincon), Forbidden Orchard, Duelist's Heritage, etc.

I ran mine a bit more on the "huggy" side to downplay the threat. Stuff like Heartwood Storyteller, Pulsemage Advocate, etc.

There's an interesting take on a Zedruu, the Great-Hearted deck here. Rather than the typical give your opponents things that are bad for them Zedruu you can give them cool smashy things amd set yourself up as hard or unappetizing to attack and make your opponents tasty looking. And Zedruu will help you draw into the answers for when they inevitably try to come at you.

Any chance of considering black as the 3rd color instead of blue? Black has stuff which gives opponents things too to play with, like an arms dealer.

Cards like this in black includes Tombstone Stairwell, Hunted Horror and the all star Head games where you literally give opponent what they want in order to "bribe" them to attack others. Queen Marchesa is the commander of choice as she provides a crown (monarch) where players can fight over for the coveted draw 1 card at end step.

A card that does exactly everything you want might be rite of the raging storm? How about bitter feud?

Puca's Mischief can give away some stuff to your opponents while also taking something from them. And it's optional, so you only give away when you want to. Of course, you will need some expensive stuff to enable the trade, or some Clones.

Some of the Hunted creature cycle have been mentioned already, but not Hunted Phantasm.

Grand Melee can force combat, and Silent Arbiter can keep it in check.

The Zendikons can turn any player's lands into creatures (Crusher Zendikon, Wind Zendikon), and they are something to give away with Puca's Mischief without actually losing anything. Any auras really, like curses, make for great giveaways.

Creatures like Thoughtbound Primoc and Sokenzan Renegade come with built-in give away abilities.

I say go the partner route and add in 4/5 vows. (WURG) It will make their powerful creature unable to attack you.

Edric will also be helpful. Too bad you are not runing black as "no mercy" helps a lot in getting them to not attack you.

Assault Suit seems to fit the bill.