Legendary Creature - Human Ninja Samurai Warrior God
Indestructible, Haste, Trample, Vigilance, First Strike, Double Strike, Triple Strike, Protection from whatever you want, Flying, Horsemanship, Shadow if/when you want it, Deathtouch, Wither, Infect, Has done your opponent's mother, Flash, Flanking, Rampage 5, Bushido 12, Bands with other gods and warriors.
Chuck Norrin, the Merry is not affect by the "Legend Rule," or any other rule for that matter.
t: Destroy target creature, then exile that creature, then rip up that creature card. You opponent must eat it. This ability can target creatures with shroud, hexproof, or cards that aren't even creatures, or things that aren't even cards. q: Roundhouse kick target creature. 0: Exile Chuck Norin, the Merry. Return it to play whenever you want. 0: Play Chuck Norin, the Merry. This ability can be used from anywhere, at any time. 0: Target god or warrior gains banding.
Legendary Creature - Human Ninja Samurai Warrior God
Indestructible, Haste, Trample, Vigilance, First Strike, Double Strike, Triple Strike, Protection from whatever you want, Flying, Horsemanship, Shadow if/when you want it, Deathtouch, Wither, Infect, Has done your opponent's mother, Flash, Flanking, Rampage 5, Bushido 12, Bands with other gods and warriors.
Chuck Norrin, the Merry is not affect by the "Legend Rule," or any other rule for that matter.
t: Destroy target creature, then exile that creature, then rip up that creature card. You opponent must eat it. This ability can target creatures with shroud, hexproof, or cards that aren't even creatures, or things that aren't even cards. q: Roundhouse kick target creature. 0: Exile Chuck Norin, the Merry. Return it to play whenever you want. 0: Play Chuck Norin, the Merry. This ability can be used from anywhere, at any time. 0: Target god or warrior gains banding.
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Whooooo I can still counter him lol. You might want to add that into the mix.
Something along the lines of "To counter him, is to concede in life" lol
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I have officially moved to MTGNexus. I just wanted to let people know as my response time to salvation decks being bumped is very hit or miss.
What never seems to amuse me was that little piece in Chuck Norris' autobiography where two muggers tried to assault him (because they thought that the stuff on TV was fake). It ended up just about as well as you'd imagine it to be.
What never seems to amuse me was that little piece in Chuck Norris' autobiography where two muggers tried to assault him (because they thought that the stuff on TV was fake). It ended up just about as well as you'd imagine it to be.
I believe he started out as a martial artist before he began his acting career. The easiest way to do martial arts acting is to actually be a martial artist.
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I believe he started out as a martial artist before he began his acting career. The easiest way to do martial arts acting is to actually be a martial artist.
...and a military police too. It should be noted that he wasn't just a martial artist -- he actually created his own school of martial art.
wow, this thread has degenerated into Chuck Norris jokes.....
I had heard they were going to carve Chuck Norris's face into Mount Rushmore.....but, the stone was too soft......
Hasn't Chuck Norris been replaced by Liam Neeson at this point, or is that just a reddit/imgur thing?
On a completely unrelated note, I appreciate Denver, CO just a little bit more right now. Free wifi in the airport makes a four hour layover so much more pleasant.
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Florida has it too. Also, it's cool if there's a Fiveguys around, their password is (or was) rather intuitive.
On a related note, I have never had Five Guys. The internet seems to think it's the pinnacle of the burger joint. Anyone to C/D that? Being a SoCal native, I'm definitely biased towards In-n-Out, but I'd like to give Five Guys a fair shake.
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I have a Five Guys right outside the back gate of my development, and I eat there probably twice a month. It is awesome for what it is...a reasonable burger and great fries at a fast food price. I haven't had one in a while, and I'm craving it ("one" being "burger and fries," since I always think of them as a unit re: Five Guys). It's not the best burger I've ever had, nor is it the best burger in this city (Square One Burger is significantly better--but also twice the price).
Not the best burger, fries, price, or service individually; but when you add them all together, it comes out ahead of a lot of other areas for the quality you get for the price you pay for it.
@Weebo, I cannot believe you actually like In-n-Out. The burgers are tasteless compared to even a mom and pop eatery.
I'm more a fan of what appear to be reasonably fresh ingredients, as I'm not really one for beef. Growing up with them really doesn't hurt either. None of my favorite burgers are fast food places, but those are the ones people know. It doesn't make sense to talk about little places in San Luis Obispo or San Diego.
I mean, they're all terrible compared to Mexican food anyways, so it's mostly rhetorical discussion. I still haven't found the burger place that I'll take over decent tacos al pastor or mole.
Cracking up at this.
More on point, why does my back always itch? I have a feeling it has something to do with dryness, but I'm uneducated.
That sounds like a question that someone more qualified than myself should be answering...
The borg once tried to assimilate Chuck Norris... The borg became Chuck Norris...
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The skyrim meme would have taken an arrow to the knee.. If it hadn't been an adventurer like you.
badum-tish.
Yes, if I heard Chuck Norin was coming from me, I'd run too. Of course, this just reaffirms the inference that Norin the Wary IS Chuck Norris.
Norin = Norris.
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RNorin the WaryR <-Link! (Primer - Mono Red Control)
GUEdric, Spymaster of TrestUG <- Link! (Mini-Primer - Dredge)
Duel Commander:
WUGeist of Saint TraftUW <- Link! (Aggro-Control)
BGSkullbriar, the Walking GraveGB <- Link! (Aggro)
BUGDamia, Sage of StoneGUB <- Link! (Extinction Control)
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StaffLegendary Creature - Human Ninja Samurai Warrior God
Indestructible, Haste, Trample, Vigilance, First Strike, Double Strike, Triple Strike, Protection from whatever you want, Flying, Horsemanship, Shadow if/when you want it, Deathtouch, Wither, Infect, Has done your opponent's mother, Flash, Flanking, Rampage 5, Bushido 12, Bands with other gods and warriors.
Chuck Norrin, the Merry is not affect by the "Legend Rule," or any other rule for that matter.
t: Destroy target creature, then exile that creature, then rip up that creature card. You opponent must eat it. This ability can target creatures with shroud, hexproof, or cards that aren't even creatures, or things that aren't even cards.
q: Roundhouse kick target creature.
0: Exile Chuck Norin, the Merry. Return it to play whenever you want.
0: Play Chuck Norin, the Merry. This ability can be used from anywhere, at any time.
0: Target god or warrior gains banding.
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Whooooo I can still counter him lol. You might want to add that into the mix.
Something along the lines of "To counter him, is to concede in life" lol
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No, no. He has protection from the rules. Countering is in the rules.
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RNorin the WaryR <-Link! (Primer - Mono Red Control)
GUEdric, Spymaster of TrestUG <- Link! (Mini-Primer - Dredge)
Duel Commander:
WUGeist of Saint TraftUW <- Link! (Aggro-Control)
BGSkullbriar, the Walking GraveGB <- Link! (Aggro)
BUGDamia, Sage of StoneGUB <- Link! (Extinction Control)
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I am disappoint.
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I believe he started out as a martial artist before he began his acting career. The easiest way to do martial arts acting is to actually be a martial artist.
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...and a military police too. It should be noted that he wasn't just a martial artist -- he actually created his own school of martial art.
...and thus the Super Saiyans were born.
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RNorin the WaryR <-Link! (Primer - Mono Red Control)
GUEdric, Spymaster of TrestUG <- Link! (Mini-Primer - Dredge)
Duel Commander:
WUGeist of Saint TraftUW <- Link! (Aggro-Control)
BGSkullbriar, the Walking GraveGB <- Link! (Aggro)
BUGDamia, Sage of StoneGUB <- Link! (Extinction Control)
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....and thus Andrew Jackson was sire'd
540 Peasant cube- Gold EditionSomething SpicyI had heard they were going to carve Chuck Norris's face into Mount Rushmore.....but, the stone was too soft......
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On a related note, I have never had Five Guys. The internet seems to think it's the pinnacle of the burger joint. Anyone to C/D that? Being a SoCal native, I'm definitely biased towards In-n-Out, but I'd like to give Five Guys a fair shake.
(Reuben Burger and Thin Mint Shake is the burger and shake of the month)
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@Weebo, I cannot believe you actually like In-n-Out. The burgers are tasteless compared to even a mom and pop eatery.
EDH:
RNorin the WaryR <-Link! (Primer - Mono Red Control)
GUEdric, Spymaster of TrestUG <- Link! (Mini-Primer - Dredge)
Duel Commander:
WUGeist of Saint TraftUW <- Link! (Aggro-Control)
BGSkullbriar, the Walking GraveGB <- Link! (Aggro)
BUGDamia, Sage of StoneGUB <- Link! (Extinction Control)
Church of the Wary
I'm more a fan of what appear to be reasonably fresh ingredients, as I'm not really one for beef. Growing up with them really doesn't hurt either. None of my favorite burgers are fast food places, but those are the ones people know. It doesn't make sense to talk about little places in San Luis Obispo or San Diego.
I mean, they're all terrible compared to Mexican food anyways, so it's mostly rhetorical discussion. I still haven't found the burger place that I'll take over decent tacos al pastor or mole.
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StaffAlso, goin in the other direction: Youtube of a big burger.
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