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Quote from cryogenNeeds more Spore Frog.
Quote from Sinfire Titan(Crypt works best, since you can run a ton of Proc Drops)
Sadly Black doesn't fare much better than Blue here. Crypt of Agadeem is very shaky as a result, but there are some very interesting options.
Quote from WeeboThis kind of mystifies me, as you're directly contradicting yourself.
No love for Thrull Parasite? Extort and a fairly unusual effect seem worth mentioning. I'd much rather have that than something like Deathgreeter. Glancing over the black results, you missed a few that could be viable (especially when you're talking about recurring them), notably Plagued Rusalka, Thoughtpicker Witch, Viscera Seer, and a number of GY hate options. If you were going really heavy into the theme, there are even more possibilities. Hex Parasite and Vector Asp should both be listed here rather than in colorless for the purpose of this format as well, though Asp is another inclusion I don't quite understand.
I really don't get what metric you're evaluating these by. You seem to have skipped a number of decent choices and included a number of cards I would rarely, if ever, consider for a deck.
Quote from Sinfire TitanParasite is more offense-oriented. I didn't list it because I tried to shy away from forcing colors in the mono-colored lists
Quote from Sinfire TitanPlagued Rusalka was omitted as I felt Drowned and Martyred were just better cards overall (Grave Pact works far better than Plagued ever would).
Quote from Sinfire TitanDelver and Cosi's Trickster were included because they are Ranger targets in UW, not because they play well with Proc/Charm.
Quote from Sinfire TitanI don't consider Enclave Cryptologist very useful, since it's level up is really overcosted. 6 mana for a 0/1 looter is bad, even by Level Up standards.
Quote from CorpTThere are no threats to an aggro deck, only roadblocks.
Quote from RishanaPlay to win. If you don't, you're disrespecting everyone you're playing with by wasting their time. The Douchbag check is at the level of deck construction.
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Quote from bfellowThere's a 1-drop EDH deck made by coda a year ago. I'm sure there's alot better 1 drops like Deathrite that can be changed into the deck.
Quote from Justinsanewhat about this guy : Driver of the Dead ? I think he fit the theme..! I saw this guy in my common box while looking for something else.. seems good in the right deck with sac outlets and stuff
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