This is a parody quest that any character can join, free or not at any point in the quest quest. Rewards will be minimal .
On the western pains a group of a adventurers are on their way back to the king of adventure following a successful delivery that went completely smoothly when they see a shadowy shape in the distance.
Darby was fairly disappointed that nothing exciting happened during that delivery. Now that he is an adventurer with a reputation, he needed to keep having adventures, and doing deeds worthy of telling.
"Bother. Probably someone looking to give us a present or whatever, this way this is going. I thought they said there'd be danger?"
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As the figure approaches they can make out some kind of giant insect that is apparently jumping great distances. There appears to be a figure riding on its back.
**Yack summons a cockatrices and uses chitter to get Adjack ready for a potential fights. He otherwise does not show any open hostility as he waits for the figure to come closer.**
The creature got closer rapidly and before long they saw ! was a horse sized locust with a jakari riding on its back. The strange duo landed down in front of the traveling party and the jakari hopped off gingerly. The he was a black furred low jakari and he was dressed in strange leathers.
Jakari - "I demand access to the rare jewel that you were hired to deliver!"
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"Well for one, you are beneath us. And two, we traded it for some magic beans...or gold. Don't really remember which since it didn't matter. I mean, just the fact that someone like you is after goes to show how little it is worth." Magnus said with a calm voice and straight face.
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**Yack summons a second cockatrice as both it and the first leap from the carriage to hopefully catch Teeman in their mesmerizing gazes. The sentinel yells out a chitter for Adjack to hear just below the surface, the landshark briefly emerging from the sands to strike at Teeman's leg from behind.**
Cassie - "I want the eyes papa! Can I have the eyes?"
Yack - "SING."
Cassie - "Ok!"
**Cassie follows up the other attacks with a particularly depressing song for Teeman and his big insect friend.**
Corvus summoned wind blades and threw them at the jakari's face... The aura seemed to explode as all the attacks drew near him. Time seemed to stand still and none of them could move. The aura grew brighter and brighter, seeming to burn into their brains, and then suddenly it was gone and the entire party found themselves lying on their backs, rain was drizzling on their faces.
Darby shook his head to clear his senses. Then he did it again. He checked his swordarm to make sure a sword was still in it. Then he quickly jumped to his feet and looked around, surprised by the sudden rain.
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And don't forget to do your shopping at The Newe Haberdashery, the finest vendor of magic items and oddball services ... Ever!
All of their items seemed to be in order but Yack found that all his animals besides Hyst and Cassie were nowhere to be seen. As they looked around they realized that it was night wherever they were. And wherever they were was on a path that only led one direction in the middle of a forest during a light storm. The oddest thing was that the sky was a dark unnatural orange.
Corvus - "Well Cassie, I don't think we're in Bakara anymore."
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WPL Epic WorldOn the western pains a group of a adventurers are on their way back to the king of adventure following a successful delivery that went completely smoothly when they see a shadowy shape in the distance.
Corvus - "What the hell is that?"
Go ahead and run, you'll only die tired.
Those who might never meet are pooled together
"Bother. Probably someone looking to give us a present or whatever, this way this is going. I thought they said there'd be danger?"
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Olivar'Romov
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Darby, Esteemed Adventurer
Mike, the Situation
Herschell Ratliff, Merchant of Finery
Yaagh, the Pummeler
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WPL Epic WorldThe figure was getting closer to them and it seemed to be flying short distances or perhaps hopping.
Go ahead and run, you'll only die tired.
Those who might never meet are pooled together
**The little harpy suddenly notices the jumping figure.**
Cassie - "Papa, what's that!?"
**The crab carriage was full as usual, most of its riders perfectly fine with the uneventful trip. Although they WERE rather hungry.**
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Eizen - Collected
Yack - Walking
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WPL Epic WorldGo ahead and run, you'll only die tired.
Those who might never meet are pooled together
**Yack summons a cockatrices and uses chitter to get Adjack ready for a potential fights. He otherwise does not show any open hostility as he waits for the figure to come closer.**
Nervada - 98% fat free, high in fiber.
Eizen - Collected
Yack - Walking
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Tanya
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WPL Epic WorldJakari - "I demand access to the rare jewel that you were hired to deliver!"
Go ahead and run, you'll only die tired.
Those who might never meet are pooled together
Cassie - "Is he a bandit papa?"
Nervada - 98% fat free, high in fiber.
Eizen - Collected
Yack - Walking
Miko Wydberg
Tanya
Colt Wyrmbane
Olivar'Romov
Detective Taskmage
Darby, Esteemed Adventurer
Mike, the Situation
Herschell Ratliff, Merchant of Finery
Yaagh, the Pummeler
And don't forget to do your shopping at The Newe Haberdashery, the finest vendor of magic items and oddball services ... Ever!
Acelin's Characters (since her sig won't work).
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WPL Epic WorldStrange Jakari - "I am Teeman and you will give it to me or I shall punish you!"
Go ahead and run, you'll only die tired.
Those who might never meet are pooled together
Acelin's Characters (since her sig won't work).
Cassie - "Papa! Can we ea-"
**Yack places his hand on the child's head.**
Yack - "Wait."
**Adjack jumps off the carriage the side opposite Teeman and burrows into the ground.**
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Eizen - Collected
Yack - Walking
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WPL Epic WorldTeeman - "What do you mean you can't?"
Go ahead and run, you'll only die tired.
Those who might never meet are pooled together
Acelin's Characters (since her sig won't work).
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WPL Epic WorldTeeman - "Then You are of no use to me... But since I don't like your attitude you will suffer before you die!"
An orange aura blazed around his hands and he roared loudly.
Go ahead and run, you'll only die tired.
Those who might never meet are pooled together
Acelin's Characters (since her sig won't work).
"Perfect! Come at me first!"
Colt Wyrmbane
Olivar'Romov
Detective Taskmage
Darby, Esteemed Adventurer
Mike, the Situation
Herschell Ratliff, Merchant of Finery
Yaagh, the Pummeler
And don't forget to do your shopping at The Newe Haberdashery, the finest vendor of magic items and oddball services ... Ever!
Cassie - "I want the eyes papa! Can I have the eyes?"
Yack - "SING."
Cassie - "Ok!"
**Cassie follows up the other attacks with a particularly depressing song for Teeman and his big insect friend.**
Nervada - 98% fat free, high in fiber.
Eizen - Collected
Yack - Walking
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WPL Epic WorldGo ahead and run, you'll only die tired.
Those who might never meet are pooled together
**Yack dispells a cockatrice and resummons one of them next to him. He chitters for information as he carefully gets up and looks around.**
Nervada - 98% fat free, high in fiber.
Eizen - Collected
Yack - Walking
Miko Wydberg
Tanya
Colt Wyrmbane
Olivar'Romov
Detective Taskmage
Darby, Esteemed Adventurer
Mike, the Situation
Herschell Ratliff, Merchant of Finery
Yaagh, the Pummeler
And don't forget to do your shopping at The Newe Haberdashery, the finest vendor of magic items and oddball services ... Ever!
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WPL Epic WorldCorvus - "Well Cassie, I don't think we're in Bakara anymore."
Go ahead and run, you'll only die tired.
Those who might never meet are pooled together
Yack - "Wait."
**Yack summons a couatl and has it fly into the sky, using chitter to learn what it sees.**
Nervada - 98% fat free, high in fiber.
Eizen - Collected
Yack - Walking
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Tanya