If you're okay with tapping out in the early to midgame, you can play The Scarab God. You don't typically need to have counterspells ready on the first five turns and afterwards you can hold up anything you want while using your manasink to start taking dudes for value.
The Unidentified Fantastic Flying Girl.
EDH
Xenagos, the God of Stompy
The Gitrog Monster: Oppressive Value.
Marchesa, Marionette Master - Undying Robots
Yuriko, the Hydra Omnivore
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