12. Just because I can play a flashback deck does not mean I need to start talking about my time in 'Nam. Especially since I never spent any time IN 'Nam.
13. It was humorous the first time I referred to Sol Ring as "my precious." Continuing to talk in the third person and claiming that the only way to destroy the precious was to throw it in a volcano wore the joke a little thin. Threatening others who played another Sol Ring for "trying to take the precious" wore the entire thing out.
14. Calling "dibs" on any mythics drafted doesn't entitle me to them.
15. Despite what I may have convinced the newbs of, Magic hasn't been played for ante in years. It was wrong of me, and I should return the cards. Even if one is a chase rare.
16. Claiming that the gods of Theros are "against my religion" does not, in fact, exile them when they come into play.
17. By the same token, the Theros gods are not pieces of Exodia, getting all of them into my hand will not win me the game immediately.
18. In magic, one is allowed to summon more than one creature a turn, and telling new players otherwise is unsportsmanlike, even if it is pretty funny.
19. I am no longer allowed to perform any combos that confuse a level 1 judge if that's all we have, even if they are entirely legal if the only purpose of performing said combo IS to confuse the level 1 judge.
20. If someone else is playing my commander, the proper response is to follow the new m14 rules. Not decry them as a "heretic" and demand the losing card be Burned at the Stake.
21. Saying pretty please does not negate a counterspell, even if it was nice of me.
22. Making slurping noises while Scavenging Ooze eats a graveyard is not necessary.
23. Naming my firstborn after a planeswalker does not confer "bonus loyalty."
24. Singing the theme to Flash Gordon every time I play Venser is not required.
25. Playing Form of the Dragon and Form of the Squirrel at the same time has only the affect printed on the cards. It does not make me a "super dragon squirrel" nor confer any additional powers. Even if I do scream for two minutes and my hair turns blonde.
33. I can't use the stack as a drinking coaster, even if I did figure out how.
34. Killing creatures happens. I am not allowed to scream "you killed fluffy!" every time one of my creatures dies to removal.
35. Band-aids do not fix everything. Especially combat damage.
36. Magic does not possess the heart of the cards, and attempting to use it will get me shot.
37. While people have been known to play chess blindfolded, doing the same for magic is just silly.
38. Asking new players "are you really sure?" every time they take an action is considered unsportsmanlike.
39. While turbo fog was a legitimate deck, everyone hated it. I am not allowed to bring it back. Ever.
40. Strip EDH isn't a thing. Nor will we make it one.
Soldier Primer
Sig by ol MISAKA lo
My Trades
13. It was humorous the first time I referred to Sol Ring as "my precious." Continuing to talk in the third person and claiming that the only way to destroy the precious was to throw it in a volcano wore the joke a little thin. Threatening others who played another Sol Ring for "trying to take the precious" wore the entire thing out.
14. Calling "dibs" on any mythics drafted doesn't entitle me to them.
15. Despite what I may have convinced the newbs of, Magic hasn't been played for ante in years. It was wrong of me, and I should return the cards. Even if one is a chase rare.
16. Claiming that the gods of Theros are "against my religion" does not, in fact, exile them when they come into play.
17. By the same token, the Theros gods are not pieces of Exodia, getting all of them into my hand will not win me the game immediately.
18. In magic, one is allowed to summon more than one creature a turn, and telling new players otherwise is unsportsmanlike, even if it is pretty funny.
19. I am no longer allowed to perform any combos that confuse a level 1 judge if that's all we have, even if they are entirely legal if the only purpose of performing said combo IS to confuse the level 1 judge.
20. If someone else is playing my commander, the proper response is to follow the new m14 rules. Not decry them as a "heretic" and demand the losing card be Burned at the Stake.
21. Saying pretty please does not negate a counterspell, even if it was nice of me.
22. Making slurping noises while Scavenging Ooze eats a graveyard is not necessary.
23. Naming my firstborn after a planeswalker does not confer "bonus loyalty."
24. Singing the theme to Flash Gordon every time I play Venser is not required.
25. Playing Form of the Dragon and Form of the Squirrel at the same time has only the affect printed on the cards. It does not make me a "super dragon squirrel" nor confer any additional powers. Even if I do scream for two minutes and my hair turns blonde.
Soldier Primer
Sig by ol MISAKA lo
My Trades