193: No, nobody expected your Nekusar Deck to be called "The Spanish Inquisition," but we will not wait while you explain your five, no, six win-cons.
194. In preparation of the upcoming Limited format: Morphing is an instant action. There is not enough time between the two states, or in the round to play the Power Rangers theme-song for every single card.
195. Even if it's flavored as "Dragon Magic" that does not make your morph creatures dragons. They weren't Spiders back when they were made of those creepy outer shells, and they won't be an iconic monster now.
180: No longer allowed to scratch out the collector's number, write in a new one, and say it's an extra card from the new player's pack.
181: The LGS does not appreciate yelling "KHAAAAANS" every time someone asks what the new set is called.
182: The LGS does not appreciate a request to teach new players with a paraphrasing the Flavor Text of Phyrexian Tyranny.
183: The Rules Text is all that matters in an official game. "Flavor reasons" will not stop a Wall of Fire from being put into an Ice Cage or any other strange combination.
184: "The Flavor Police" does not exist.
185: Not allowed to form a group called "The Flavor Police"
186: Yelling "SILENCE" at the top of your lungs is frowned upon, especially if it's not being cast.
136. "Puck You" is not an appropriate phrase when casting Spellstutter Sprite
137. Clapping and chanting "I do believe in Fairies" will not bring any of them back from the graveyard.
138. Mooing when Pillarfield Ox enters play is appropriate, as demonstrated by Magic R&D. Mooing when your opponent sits down at the table is not, no matter how white they may be.
139. No longer allowed to call my deck The Barbarian's Riddle, especially in front of those unfamiliar with Stranglehold
140. No longer allowed to keep my Kraken tokens in a tiny cage, just so they can be released.
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194. In preparation of the upcoming Limited format: Morphing is an instant action. There is not enough time between the two states, or in the round to play the Power Rangers theme-song for every single card.
195. Even if it's flavored as "Dragon Magic" that does not make your morph creatures dragons. They weren't Spiders back when they were made of those creepy outer shells, and they won't be an iconic monster now.
181: The LGS does not appreciate yelling "KHAAAAANS" every time someone asks what the new set is called.
182: The LGS does not appreciate a request to teach new players with a paraphrasing the Flavor Text of Phyrexian Tyranny.
183: The Rules Text is all that matters in an official game. "Flavor reasons" will not stop a Wall of Fire from being put into an Ice Cage or any other strange combination.
184: "The Flavor Police" does not exist.
185: Not allowed to form a group called "The Flavor Police"
186: Yelling "SILENCE" at the top of your lungs is frowned upon, especially if it's not being cast.
143. Nor is anything from a Brian Wong outro.
144. No longer allowed to respond to the stack by folding.
145. Judges do not take bribes, especially not copies of Bribery.
146. They also cannot be extorted, no matter how much black or white mana you may have.
147.Bone Flute is not to be Twiddled. Nor is Sphinx-Bone Wand, Crystal Rod, Null Rod, Rod of Ruin, and especially not the Rod of Spanking.
148. Cannot counter "Dat Spell" with "Dispel" unless it is an instant.
136. "Puck You" is not an appropriate phrase when casting Spellstutter Sprite
137. Clapping and chanting "I do believe in Fairies" will not bring any of them back from the graveyard.
138. Mooing when Pillarfield Ox enters play is appropriate, as demonstrated by Magic R&D. Mooing when your opponent sits down at the table is not, no matter how white they may be.
139. No longer allowed to call my deck The Barbarian's Riddle, especially in front of those unfamiliar with Stranglehold
140. No longer allowed to keep my Kraken tokens in a tiny cage, just so they can be released.