I should point out that any insult I made (or make really) towards the MTGS population is mostly my weird tongue in cheek humor that doesn't translate well to the internet. This is obviously a dumb hypothetical and I'm not actually judging anyone based on it, I just find it funny to overreact on such an irrelevant topic.
There are so many +25s, its pretty hilarious. It seriously only would take 1 or 2 men. One decoy, the other strangles the beast.
You do know what a grizzly bear is right? The decoy would be dead in about 0.2 seconds and the guy trying to choke the bear would get squashed.
As for incredible strength in these circumstances, that's true, but the increase in strength will really only make the bear more pissed off when you kick him. I think the people telling us we're underestimating humans are really really underestimating how much damage a pissed off grizzly can do. These things often kill people just that get in their way of food, imagine how they'll behave when two of them are kicking it in the shins and three others are jumping on top of it.
Well a black bear is vastly different from a grizzly bear. And obviously even having something like a stick increases your chances a lot. However, the question said unarmed, and no humans are going to really damage a grizzly bear without weapons.
I mean seriously, what do you think an unarmed human can possibly do to a bear? Even a badass martial arts fighter would get his ass stomped in two seconds. The only strategy I can think of is for someone to try to jump on the bear's back and choke him out, but that seems pretty weak. You also have to factor in that with each failed kill attempt the bear will get increasingly pissed off and more deadly as a result.
The results of this poll seem to be a disturbing indictment about the intelligence of MTGS users. People seriously think less than 25 humans could take out a bear? This isn't Winnie the Pooh, it's an angry grizzly that can kill you with one lazy swipe of its paw. I've been reflecting on this a lot since my earlier post and think that literally unarmed humans could never take a bear out unless there was just an endless stream of them and eventually the bear collapsed from exhaustion after killing about 200 of them.
If unarmed truly means unarmed, I'm not sure if any reasonable amount of humans could do it. I guess if like 20+ all swarmed him at the same time, but the bear will just swat them away like flies. It would take a large, well trained amount of humans going at the bear and there would need to be some kind of strategy to take the thing down. Don't **** with bears.
As for seven unarmed people taking down a bear, just LOL. The bear would seriously take them out in like 10 seconds flat.
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You do know what a grizzly bear is right? The decoy would be dead in about 0.2 seconds and the guy trying to choke the bear would get squashed.
As for incredible strength in these circumstances, that's true, but the increase in strength will really only make the bear more pissed off when you kick him. I think the people telling us we're underestimating humans are really really underestimating how much damage a pissed off grizzly can do. These things often kill people just that get in their way of food, imagine how they'll behave when two of them are kicking it in the shins and three others are jumping on top of it.
Well a black bear is vastly different from a grizzly bear. And obviously even having something like a stick increases your chances a lot. However, the question said unarmed, and no humans are going to really damage a grizzly bear without weapons.
I mean seriously, what do you think an unarmed human can possibly do to a bear? Even a badass martial arts fighter would get his ass stomped in two seconds. The only strategy I can think of is for someone to try to jump on the bear's back and choke him out, but that seems pretty weak. You also have to factor in that with each failed kill attempt the bear will get increasingly pissed off and more deadly as a result.
As for seven unarmed people taking down a bear, just LOL. The bear would seriously take them out in like 10 seconds flat.