MTG Salvation

SnooPING AS usual I see.

There's a pongin' in my noggin.

pong

About 5 pings, I believe.

PONGPONGPONG

I have never gone camPING.

Pong.

Has anyone used Magic: The Gatherping yet?

That's probably pong.

I had a good one for ping but I've forgotten it.

Pong.

Also I suddenly remembered, I once worked at a place where I had to open mail. One of the people's names was Ping Dong.

I'll return that with a pong.

Man, I could eat some Pingles right now...once you start you just can't stop!

Will you pong?

If I Pong.

Cookie to anyone who figures that one out.

WHAT'S HAPPONGING??