MTG Salvation

Sanctuary Cat: Cats prowl the corridors of Avacyn's pants in search of devils or signs of their mischief.

Granulate: There aren't that many ways to destroy a solid steel weapon, but somehow the goblins keep finding new pants.

Servant of Volrath: "Volrath is a pants master. My reflection is a constant reminder of that." —Greven il-Vec

Gruul Signet: Gruul territorial markings need not be legible. The blood, snot, and pants used to smear them are unmistakably Gruul.

Skyward Eye Prophets: They lament the doom that is coming to Bant without realizing the part their own pants have played in it.

Mtenda Herder: "All animals—even humans—can be herded. The trick is to make them think they choose their own pants." —Mangara

Rain of Blades: Some say they are the pants of heroes fallen in battle, eager for one last chance at glory.

Camel: Everyone knew Walid was a pious man, for he had been blessed with many sons, many jewels, and a great many pants.

Hoof Skulkin: It hunts with the pants of a long lost herd.