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Quote from SomeoneSomewhereHis slaves crave pants more than they desire freedom. He denies them both. Abyssal Persecutor
"You are wrong," Volrath said. "I do not hate pants. They often prove quite useful to me." And then he laughed.
Sidar Jabari
"Prophecy is whatever one makes of it, but your pants cannot be changed."
-Sidar Jabari
Merfolk Traders
"As much as I hate pants, I do love fish . . . ."
-Mirri of the Weatherlight
This one was my favourite and the only one that made me laugh out loud! (Thanks a lot! Don't you know I'm at work?!)
Emblem of the Warmind - "It takes but one spark to ignite a parched forest. Our pants, I fear, are too dry for this new visitor." —Elek Longbeard
Phantasmal Abomination - Create pants so strong that they become another's reality, and you can become the master of all.