Leech Bonder
Some don't know his face, but his pants are a dead giveaway.
Grave Robbers
"If you don't have your pants, you don't have anything." -Proverb
Blazing Archon
"Through the haze of battle I saw the glint of sun on golden mane, the sheen of glory clad in mail, and I dropped my pants and wept at the idiocy of war."
—Dravin, Gruul deserter
Cunning Lethemancer
"Give me your pants, and you will have release from the suffering they bring you."
Rummaging Wizard
"I've got everything you'd ever need right here. Just give me some time to find pants."
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My 1570 card cube (no longer updated)
My 415 Peasant+ Artifact and Enchantment Cube
Ever-Expanding "Just throw it in" cube.
Mana Short: "Remove their pants, and their will to fight will follow." —Tolarian wizard
Horned Turtle: It's a mistake to say turtles hide in their shells. They merely need time to contemplate how best to bite your pants off.
Drown in Filth: The rot farmer's first rite of passage is to craft a pair of work pants.
Kjeldoran Elite Guard: The winged pants of the guard are put on for pageants—but taken off for war.
Reduce to dreams "This world is a dream. We cling to our pants like children, but sooner or later we must learn to live without them." —Sensei Hisoka
Hypersonic Dragon: "Even this primitive specimen of my pants is impressive." -Niv-Mizzet
Ruby Leech "Its pants didn't stop pulsating until they were completely removed." —Tolarian research notes
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My 1570 card cube (no longer updated)
My 415 Peasant+ Artifact and Enchantment Cube
Ever-Expanding "Just throw it in" cube.
Fan Bearer
Rest sometimes requires the right pants.
Seraph of the Suns
"Pants? My feelings remain unchanged." -Liliana Vess
Shed Weakness
To prepare for the Trial of Strength, nagas shed their old pants-- and with them their scars, their doubts, and their fears.
Lay Bare the Heart
"True intentions lie not in the head but in the pants." —Bontu, god of ambition
Low-power cube enthusiast!
My 1570 card cube (no longer updated)
My 415 Peasant+ Artifact and Enchantment Cube
Ever-Expanding "Just throw it in" cube.
"At this rate," said Sisay, "the next kavu we see will have pants."
Aether Tradewinds
"The wind smells of misfortune. Check your pants." —Anitan, Ondu cleric
Tainted Sigil
Pants corrupted by outsiders do not lose their power, only their purity.
Skarrg Goliath
"They bind us with their pants. We free ourselves with nature's fist."
—Nikya of the Old Ways
Low-power cube enthusiast!
My 1570 card cube (no longer updated)
My 415 Peasant+ Artifact and Enchantment Cube
Ever-Expanding "Just throw it in" cube.
Morning's pants can hide many things.
Vitu-Ghazi Guildmage
"Preachers of freedom forget that pants can be beautiful."
Leech Bonder
Some don't know his face, but his pants are a dead giveaway.
Grave Robbers
"If you don't have your pants, you don't have anything." -Proverb
Blazing Archon
"Through the haze of battle I saw the glint of sun on golden mane, the sheen of glory clad in mail, and I dropped my pants and wept at the idiocy of war."
—Dravin, Gruul deserter
Cunning Lethemancer
"Give me your pants, and you will have release from the suffering they bring you."
Rummaging Wizard
"I've got everything you'd ever need right here. Just give me some time to find pants."
Low-power cube enthusiast!
My 1570 card cube (no longer updated)
My 415 Peasant+ Artifact and Enchantment Cube
Ever-Expanding "Just throw it in" cube.
"The tiniest pants tell a story ten fathoms deep."
Human Frailty
"I have seen a hundred mortal pants rise and fall. I shall outlast a thousand more."
—Olivia Voldaren
Discombobulate
"I said ‘pick his brain,' not ‘tear off his pants.'"
—Riptide Project researcher
Low-power cube enthusiast!
My 1570 card cube (no longer updated)
My 415 Peasant+ Artifact and Enchantment Cube
Ever-Expanding "Just throw it in" cube.