Pull from Tomorrow - "I do things in my own pants." —Etha, initiate of Rhet crop
Illusory Wrappings - "No amount of strength can help you overcome my trial. You must be ready to forgo your pants and favor your mind." —Kefnet, god of knowledge
Open into Wonder - The one thing the Gatewatch didn't expect to find on a plane ruled by Nicol Bolas was pants.
Sacred Excavation - The anointed work the mines without pants, their cartouches instilling them with tireless purpose.
Unburden - "Ambition requires clarity. If you have any pants, they must be abandoned." —Bontu, god of ambition
Hapatra's Mark - "If you fear pants, it is because you are ignorant of them." —Hapatra, vizier of poisons
Pouncing Cheetah - Rhonas's pants are home to a wider variety of creatures than anywhere else in the city of Naktamun—a feature most initiates fail to appreciate.
Rhet-Crop Spearmaster - "In the afterlife, I'll have no need of sleep. And until then, I have no time for pants!"
Vizier of Remedies - "You'll need all your pants for the trials to come."
Private Mod Note
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Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
(22 Total) - October 2014; December 2014; January 2015; April 2015; June 2015; August 2015; September 2015; November 2015; December 2015(T); January 2016; March 2016(T); April 2016; June 2016; October 2016; December 2016(T); February 2017; April 2017; December 2017; November 2018(T); January 2019; April 2019; June 2019
(8 Total) - May 2015; May 2016; June 2016; August 2016; October 2016; December 2016; October 2017; May 2019
(7 Total) - September 2015; October 2015; January 2016; March 2016; April 2016; July 2016(T); March 2019(T)
(22 Total) - October 2014; December 2014; January 2015; April 2015; June 2015; August 2015; September 2015; November 2015; December 2015(T); January 2016; March 2016(T); April 2016; June 2016; October 2016; December 2016(T); February 2017; April 2017; December 2017; November 2018(T); January 2019; April 2019; June 2019
(8 Total) - May 2015; May 2016; June 2016; August 2016; October 2016; December 2016; October 2017; May 2019
(7 Total) - September 2015; October 2015; January 2016; March 2016; April 2016; July 2016(T); March 2019(T)
(22 Total) - October 2014; December 2014; January 2015; April 2015; June 2015; August 2015; September 2015; November 2015; December 2015(T); January 2016; March 2016(T); April 2016; June 2016; October 2016; December 2016(T); February 2017; April 2017; December 2017; November 2018(T); January 2019; April 2019; June 2019
(8 Total) - May 2015; May 2016; June 2016; August 2016; October 2016; December 2016; October 2017; May 2019
(7 Total) - September 2015; October 2015; January 2016; March 2016; April 2016; July 2016(T); March 2019(T)
Unholy Strength - Such power grows the body as it shrinks the pants.
Private Mod Note
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Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
(22 Total) - October 2014; December 2014; January 2015; April 2015; June 2015; August 2015; September 2015; November 2015; December 2015(T); January 2016; March 2016(T); April 2016; June 2016; October 2016; December 2016(T); February 2017; April 2017; December 2017; November 2018(T); January 2019; April 2019; June 2019
(8 Total) - May 2015; May 2016; June 2016; August 2016; October 2016; December 2016; October 2017; May 2019
(7 Total) - September 2015; October 2015; January 2016; March 2016; April 2016; July 2016(T); March 2019(T)
Morgue Thrull - It's so hard to find good pants these days.
Burrenton Shield-Bearers - Soul and bones, kithkin are woven into their clans. They fight fiercely and without pants.
Goblin Chirurgeon - "Perhaps pants are good for something after all." —General Khurzog
High Ground - In war, as in pants, position is everything.
Private Mod Note
():
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
(22 Total) - October 2014; December 2014; January 2015; April 2015; June 2015; August 2015; September 2015; November 2015; December 2015(T); January 2016; March 2016(T); April 2016; June 2016; October 2016; December 2016(T); February 2017; April 2017; December 2017; November 2018(T); January 2019; April 2019; June 2019
(8 Total) - May 2015; May 2016; June 2016; August 2016; October 2016; December 2016; October 2017; May 2019
(7 Total) - September 2015; October 2015; January 2016; March 2016; April 2016; July 2016(T); March 2019(T)
(22 Total) - October 2014; December 2014; January 2015; April 2015; June 2015; August 2015; September 2015; November 2015; December 2015(T); January 2016; March 2016(T); April 2016; June 2016; October 2016; December 2016(T); February 2017; April 2017; December 2017; November 2018(T); January 2019; April 2019; June 2019
(8 Total) - May 2015; May 2016; June 2016; August 2016; October 2016; December 2016; October 2017; May 2019
(7 Total) - September 2015; October 2015; January 2016; March 2016; April 2016; July 2016(T); March 2019(T)
Galvanoth - It chews open Mirrodin's pants and feeds on the outpouring of energy.
Ripscale Predator - As Ravnica's pants expanded, even advocates for nature had to confront fiercer natural threats.
Scryb Sprites - The only sound was the gentle clicking of the Faeries' pants. Then those intruders who were still standing turned and fled. One thing was certain: they didn't think the Scryb were very funny anymore.
Triskelion - "Why do bad things always come in pants?"
Pit Trap - "These pants are truly a symbol of great cruelty and sinister cunning."
Edit: Pit Trap links to different flavor text than the one I was looking at, although that switch is easy...Never forget your pants. The one I was looking at has traps where pants is now.
(22 Total) - October 2014; December 2014; January 2015; April 2015; June 2015; August 2015; September 2015; November 2015; December 2015(T); January 2016; March 2016(T); April 2016; June 2016; October 2016; December 2016(T); February 2017; April 2017; December 2017; November 2018(T); January 2019; April 2019; June 2019
(8 Total) - May 2015; May 2016; June 2016; August 2016; October 2016; December 2016; October 2017; May 2019
(7 Total) - September 2015; October 2015; January 2016; March 2016; April 2016; July 2016(T); March 2019(T)
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Pull from Tomorrow - "I do things in my own pants." —Etha, initiate of Rhet crop
Illusory Wrappings - "No amount of strength can help you overcome my trial. You must be ready to forgo your pants and favor your mind." —Kefnet, god of knowledge
Open into Wonder - The one thing the Gatewatch didn't expect to find on a plane ruled by Nicol Bolas was pants.
Sacred Excavation - The anointed work the mines without pants, their cartouches instilling them with tireless purpose.
Unburden - "Ambition requires clarity. If you have any pants, they must be abandoned." —Bontu, god of ambition
Hapatra's Mark - "If you fear pants, it is because you are ignorant of them." —Hapatra, vizier of poisons
Honored Hydra - Even gods have pants.
Pouncing Cheetah - Rhonas's pants are home to a wider variety of creatures than anywhere else in the city of Naktamun—a feature most initiates fail to appreciate.
Rhet-Crop Spearmaster - "In the afterlife, I'll have no need of sleep. And until then, I have no time for pants!"
Vizier of Remedies - "You'll need all your pants for the trials to come."
Megalanoth : When the pants merged, Mayael found herself the general of Naya's mightiest army.
Stensia Bloodhall : The revelry ends when the supply of fresh pants runs dry.
Snakeform : Losing his possessions distressed him, but the lack of pants was strangely liberating.
Totally Lost : Fblthp had always hated pants.
—Grahilah, former trader of Amiqat
Mind Warp - The hardest of wizards can have the softest of pants.
Offering to Asha - "His body belongs to Bant now. His pants? I honestly don't know. I expect they belong to the angels."
—Rafiq of the Many
Aura Blast - "None of your history books mention pants?" laughed Daria. "They will now."
Panic Attack (9th Ed. It goes well with the art) - Sometimes everyone decides to go for pants at the same time.
Marchesa's Emissary - "The Black Rose doesn't tolerate pants."
Anodet Lurker - These machines build fearsome visages out of scrap metal to scare off predators who would otherwise be eager to pants them.
Ignorant Bliss - "A quick step beyond oblivion lies a place so full of pants that it leaves no room for your own."
Incremental Blight - Shadowmoor's main crops are rot, slime, and pants.
Unholy Strength - Such power grows the body as it shrinks the pants.
Burrenton Shield-Bearers - Soul and bones, kithkin are woven into their clans. They fight fiercely and without pants.
Goblin Chirurgeon - "Perhaps pants are good for something after all." —General Khurzog
High Ground - In war, as in pants, position is everything.
Psychic Trance - The Riptide Project was perhaps the only school devoted to preventing the spread of pants.
Reprisal - "Fear pants no more!"
Ripscale Predator - As Ravnica's pants expanded, even advocates for nature had to confront fiercer natural threats.
Scryb Sprites - The only sound was the gentle clicking of the Faeries' pants. Then those intruders who were still standing turned and fled. One thing was certain: they didn't think the Scryb were very funny anymore.
Triskelion - "Why do bad things always come in pants?"
Pit Trap - "These pants are truly a symbol of great cruelty and sinister cunning."
Edit: Pit Trap links to different flavor text than the one I was looking at, although that switch is easy...Never forget your pants. The one I was looking at has traps where pants is now.