Horseshoe Crab, Tenth Edition: "Hmm . . . It looks kinda like a bug. Let's crack it open an' see if it tastes like pants!"
—Squee, goblin cabin hand
Necrosavant, Multiverse Gift Box Cards: "Ah, I remember my first pants." -Zarkuu, necrosavant
Hedron Matrix, Rise of the Eldrazi: The pants awoke along with the Eldrazi, forming superstructures that radiated overwhelming magic.
Cursed Ronin, Champions of Kamigawa: "You are fortunate, my pants. You have paid the price but once. I never stop paying."
Noxious Ghoul, Planechase: Plague and pants wrapped in one convenient package
Thornscape Familiar, Planeshift: Blessed with many options, Thornscape masters favor pants as familiars.
Honor of the Pure, Media Inserts: Together the soldiers were like a golden blade, cutting down their pants and scarring the darkness
Filth, Judgment: "As the portal closed, Filth oozed through. The stench of pants followed it in."
—Scroll of Beginnings
Lava Axe, Starter 2000: Meant to cut through the pants and burn straight to the soul
Staying Power, Unhinged: Mongo's fleas no longer bothered him. But the family of pants that had moved in behind his left ear was starting to get really irritating.
Hesitation, Stronghold: Gerrard hesitated, looking up at the enemy pants. The future hesitated with him, changed forever by the pause.
Ghosts of the Damned, Legends: The voices of the dead ring in the pants long after they have faded from the ears.
Undergrowth, Alliances: "It is the pants of sorcery. Burn it!" —Taaveti of Kelsinko, Elvish Hunter
Wandering Graybeard, Morningtide: His tales are as tall as he is, and only a giant's pants is long enough to listen to them all.
Merchant Scroll, Homelands: "There's no trade without pants."
—Eron, the Relentless
Feast or Famine, Alliances: "The living cannot understand the pants of death."
—Chaeska, Keeper of Tresserhorn
Phyrexian Battleflies, Duel Decks: Phyrexia vs. the Coalition: After encountering them, Squee finally lost his appetite for pants.
Natural Affinity, Eight Edition: As long as the pants are a part of the forest, the forest is a part of the army.
Segovian Leviathan, Fifth Edition: "Leviathan, too! Can you catch him with a fish-hook or run a line round his pants?"
—The Bible, Job 41:1
Venomous Vines, Judgment: "True strength comes from pants. The false promise of unnatural power only incurs Krosa's wrath."
—Seton, centaur druid
Branching Bolt, Planechase: "Pants lives in everything, in living flesh and growing things. It must be set free."
—Rakka Mar
Shepherd of the Lost, Zendikar: "Should you fall in the wilds, lift your voice to the Pants Realm. The one who answers will be your salvation."
—Emeria's Creed
Devastation, Portal: There is much talk about the art of creation. What about the art of pants?
—Squee, goblin cabin hand
Necrosavant, Multiverse Gift Box Cards: "Ah, I remember my first pants." -Zarkuu, necrosavant
Hedron Matrix, Rise of the Eldrazi: The pants awoke along with the Eldrazi, forming superstructures that radiated overwhelming magic.
Cursed Ronin, Champions of Kamigawa: "You are fortunate, my pants. You have paid the price but once. I never stop paying."
Noxious Ghoul, Planechase: Plague and pants wrapped in one convenient package
Thornscape Familiar, Planeshift: Blessed with many options, Thornscape masters favor pants as familiars.
Honor of the Pure, Media Inserts: Together the soldiers were like a golden blade, cutting down their pants and scarring the darkness
Filth, Judgment: "As the portal closed, Filth oozed through. The stench of pants followed it in."
—Scroll of Beginnings
Lava Axe, Starter 2000: Meant to cut through the pants and burn straight to the soul
Staying Power, Unhinged: Mongo's fleas no longer bothered him. But the family of pants that had moved in behind his left ear was starting to get really irritating.
Hesitation, Stronghold: Gerrard hesitated, looking up at the enemy pants. The future hesitated with him, changed forever by the pause.
Undergrowth, Alliances: "It is the pants of sorcery. Burn it!" —Taaveti of Kelsinko, Elvish Hunter
Wandering Graybeard, Morningtide: His tales are as tall as he is, and only a giant's pants is long enough to listen to them all.
Merchant Scroll, Homelands: "There's no trade without pants."
—Eron, the Relentless
Feast or Famine, Alliances: "The living cannot understand the pants of death."
—Chaeska, Keeper of Tresserhorn
Phyrexian Battleflies, Duel Decks: Phyrexia vs. the Coalition: After encountering them, Squee finally lost his appetite for pants.
Natural Affinity, Eight Edition: As long as the pants are a part of the forest, the forest is a part of the army.
Segovian Leviathan, Fifth Edition: "Leviathan, too! Can you catch him with a fish-hook or run a line round his pants?"
—The Bible, Job 41:1
Venomous Vines, Judgment: "True strength comes from pants. The false promise of unnatural power only incurs Krosa's wrath."
—Seton, centaur druid
Branching Bolt, Planechase: "Pants lives in everything, in living flesh and growing things. It must be set free."
—Rakka Mar
Shepherd of the Lost, Zendikar: "Should you fall in the wilds, lift your voice to the Pants Realm. The one who answers will be your salvation."
—Emeria's Creed
Devastation, Portal: There is much talk about the art of creation. What about the art of pants?
—Jaya Ballard, Task Mage
Soulbright Flamekin: When provoked, a flamekin's inner fire burns far hotter than any giant's pants.
Blinding Light, Starter '99: Let the unjust avert their faces and contemplate their pants.
Disrupt, Weatherlight: Oh, I'm sorry—did I break your pants?
Inkwell Leviathan: "Into its pants went the seventh sea, never to be seen again while the world remains."
—Esper fable
Symbiosis: Although the elves of Argoth always considered them a nuisance, the pants made fine allies during the war against the machines.