MTG Salvation

Lasersharp's favorite song is Call Me Maybe.

GDW is that "club".

Kank broke my foot. With a baseball bat. Using his powers of teleportation.

PG fell in the ocean when I met him in Monterey and had to be rescued by a magic otter. It was very... magical.

Lasersharp only wants to fire the singers because of an unfounded hope that I will join the band.

PG will be biking to the Monterey Bay Aquarium, which means he has to leave... NOW... to get there in time.

Dusty's sole source of nutrition is Magic cards. He eats them for every meal. He claims that the foil ones taste like bacon.

PG is actually a deformed squirrel.

PG will be turning 115 on his next birthday.

Dude. That's completely true.

PG actually lives on a beach in a sandcastle he built himself. His full-time job is rebuilding the walls after every wave.

PG was married to a shark.

Stardust is sewing himself a copy of the USA women's gymnastic outfits to wear for Halloween.

Stardust is obsessed with women's gymnastics. To the extent that he will blow off EVERYTHING to watch it if it is on the telly.

Stardust is so jealous that I love Kah and not him that he had "the operation" ahead of schedule.

Argh.

Actually, the bugs in the confessional belong to Kah.

Kahedron is a priest, and my last confession freaked him out so much he thought about leaving the church.