This doesn't really relate to the topic, but yesterday I changed my username to System and played a bunch of games like usual. Randomly typing "Player Lost" to see how people would react. It was a blast.
I guess I really didn't realize that about split cards... man I thought I was right.
Here's a game here. I've lost the game pretty much (I'm playing MGA) and he's playing some WU Jester's Scepter deck that has gotten three scepters, 3 Condemns, 2 Walls all without using draw power! And he also had a *** in his hand as the last card!
Then he denounces my deck (totally uncalled for), calls me a "froob", and talks about his draw wasn't luck:
<Surging_Chaos> yeah
Surging_Chaos sacrifices Creeping Mold <Surging_Chaos> I've lost <weenieWart> yep <Surging_Chaos> thanks to your unbelivable luck <weenieWart> mga blows <Surging_Chaos> excuse me? <weenieWart> my deck is just far better <Surging_Chaos> don't just attack someones deck like that <Surging_Chaos> you just had a sick hand <weenieWart> mono green aggro blows froob <Surging_Chaos> why? <weenieWart> all the hands are sick with my deck <Surging_Chaos> please, tell me
weenieWart reveals a Wrath of God <weenieWart> you couldnt even touch me EVER <weenieWart> you were totally controlled <Surging_Chaos> if you didn't use draw spells and you get ALL that creature hate, that's incredible luck <weenieWart> i load up creature hate because i know froobs play creatures <weenieWart> yoo are froob <Surging_Chaos> and then getting 3 scepters? Yeah, that's luck <weenieWart> lol <weenieWart> i dodnt even need them <weenieWart> you lose regardless <Surging_Chaos> Hey, it's just a game <weenieWart> you a froob <Surging_Chaos> I play to have fun <Surging_Chaos> not to bash people <weenieWart> i play to encounter froobs like you
weenieWart is looking its Library...
weenieWart shuffles library
weenieWart stops looking its Library... <weenieWart> ahahaha <Surging_Chaos> Hm, then you're a cold-blooded spike <weenieWart> your aggro couldnt even touch me <weenieWart> ahahahah <weenieWart> loser fr00000b
<System> Player Lost
NOTE: I didn't censor this guy's name because I wanted to expose this guy for his stupid remarks.
0:00:00 [Jon] <New Game: waiting for opponent>
0:00:00 [Jon] Jon shuffles library
0:00:00 [Jon] <Jon> I am ready.
0:00:00 [Jon] Jon draws 0 cards
0:00:00 [MrAnderson] MrAnderson shuffles library
0:00:00 [MrAnderson] <MrAnderson> Get Ready to Sit and Watch.
0:00:00 [MrAnderson] MrAnderson draws 0 cards
0:00:00 [Jon] <-------- New Game Started -------->
0:00:00 [Jon] Jon's Security Code: 0133A394 [Type 2]
0:00:00 [Jon] MrAnderson's Security Code: D214587D [Type 2]
0:00:00 [Jon] It is now turn 1 (Jon)
0:00:00 [Jon] It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
0:00:02 [MrAnderson] <MrAnderson> sup
0:00:02 [MrAnderson] MrAnderson shuffles library
0:00:02 [Jon] <Jon> hi
0:00:03 [MrAnderson] MrAnderson shuffles library
0:00:03 [Jon] Jon rolled a 9, using a 20 sided die
0:00:04 [MrAnderson] MrAnderson shuffles library
0:00:04 [MrAnderson] MrAnderson rolled a 20, using a 20 sided die
0:00:05 [MrAnderson] <MrAnderson> pl
0:00:05 [MrAnderson] MrAnderson shuffles library
0:00:06 [Jon] It is now turn 2 (MrAnderson)
0:00:06 [Jon] It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
0:00:06 [MrAnderson] MrAnderson shuffles library
0:00:07 [Jon] It is now the Precombat Main Phase
0:00:08 [MrAnderson] MrAnderson shuffles library
0:00:09 [MrAnderson] MrAnderson draws a card
0:00:09 [MrAnderson] MrAnderson draws a card
0:00:10 [MrAnderson] MrAnderson draws a card
0:00:10 [MrAnderson] MrAnderson draws a card
0:00:10 [MrAnderson] MrAnderson draws a card
0:00:10 [MrAnderson] MrAnderson draws a card
0:00:10 [MrAnderson] MrAnderson draws a card
0:00:11 [Jon] Jon draws 7 cards
0:00:16 [MrAnderson] <MrAnderson> kp
0:00:18 [Jon] Jon takes a mulligan
0:00:24 [Jon] Jon takes a mulligan
0:00:28 [Jon] <Jon> keep
0:00:29 [MrAnderson] MrAnderson plays Forest from Hand
0:00:30 [MrAnderson] MrAnderson plays Birds of Paradise from Hand
0:00:31 [MrAnderson] MrAnderson taps Forest
0:00:32 [MrAnderson] It is now the End Phase, End Of Turn Step
0:00:33 [MrAnderson] <MrAnderson> End my turn
0:00:35 [Jon] It is now turn 3 (Jon)
0:00:35 [Jon] It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
0:00:36 [Jon] Jon untaps his/her permanents
0:00:36 [Jon] It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
0:00:37 [Jon] It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
0:00:37 [Jon] Jon draws a card
0:00:37 [Jon] It is now the Precombat Main Phase
0:00:39 [Jon] Jon plays Steam Vents from Hand
0:00:40 [Jon] Jon plays Lotus Bloom from Hand
0:00:44 [Jon] Lotus Bloom now has 3 (+3) counters.
0:00:45 [Jon] It is now the End Phase, End Of Turn Step
0:00:46 [Jon] <Jon> End my turn
0:00:48 [MrAnderson] It is now turn 4 (MrAnderson)
0:00:48 [MrAnderson] It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
0:00:49 [MrAnderson] MrAnderson untaps his/her permanents
0:00:50 [MrAnderson] It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
0:00:51 [MrAnderson] It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
0:00:51 [MrAnderson] MrAnderson draws a card
0:00:51 [MrAnderson] It is now the Precombat Main Phase
0:00:52 [MrAnderson] MrAnderson plays Mountain from Hand
0:00:54 [MrAnderson] MrAnderson plays Stone Rain from Hand
0:00:57 [MrAnderson] MrAnderson taps Forest
0:00:57 [MrAnderson] MrAnderson taps Birds of Paradise
0:00:57 [MrAnderson] MrAnderson taps Mountain
0:00:59 [Jon] Jon puts Steam Vents to Graveyard from Play
0:01:01 [MrAnderson] MrAnderson puts Stone Rain to Graveyard from Play
0:01:03 [MrAnderson] It is now the End Phase, End Of Turn Step
0:01:04 [MrAnderson] <MrAnderson> End my turn
0:01:05 [Jon] It is now turn 5 (Jon)
0:01:05 [Jon] It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
0:01:06 [Jon] Jon untaps his/her permanents
0:01:06 [Jon] It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
0:01:10 [Jon] Lotus Bloom now has 2 (-1) counters.
0:01:11 [Jon] It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
0:01:11 [Jon] Jon draws a card
0:01:11 [Jon] It is now the Precombat Main Phase
0:01:14 [Jon] Jon plays Steam Vents from Hand
0:01:14 [Jon] It is now the End Phase, End Of Turn Step
0:01:15 [Jon] <Jon> End my turn
0:01:17 [MrAnderson] It is now turn 6 (MrAnderson)
0:01:17 [MrAnderson] It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
0:01:18 [MrAnderson] MrAnderson untaps his/her permanents
0:01:19 [MrAnderson] It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
0:01:19 [MrAnderson] It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
0:01:19 [MrAnderson] MrAnderson draws a card
0:01:19 [MrAnderson] It is now the Precombat Main Phase
0:01:21 [MrAnderson] MrAnderson plays Forest from Hand
0:01:24 [MrAnderson] MrAnderson taps Forest
0:01:24 [MrAnderson] MrAnderson taps Birds of Paradise
0:01:24 [MrAnderson] MrAnderson taps Mountain
0:01:24 [MrAnderson] MrAnderson taps Forest
0:01:27 [MrAnderson] MrAnderson puts a 3/3 elephant token into play
0:01:28 [MrAnderson] MrAnderson plays Assault // Battery from Hand
0:01:31 [MrAnderson] MrAnderson puts Assault // Battery to Graveyard from Play
0:01:33 [MrAnderson] It is now the End Phase, End Of Turn Step
0:01:35 [MrAnderson] <MrAnderson> End my turn
0:01:38 [Jon] It is now turn 7 (Jon)
0:01:38 [Jon] It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
0:01:39 [Jon] Jon untaps his/her permanents
0:01:39 [Jon] It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
0:01:42 [Jon] Lotus Bloom now has 1 (-1) counters.
0:01:43 [Jon] It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
0:01:44 [Jon] Jon draws a card
0:01:44 [Jon] It is now the Precombat Main Phase
0:01:47 [Jon] Jon plays Mountain from Hand
0:01:54 [Jon] It is now the End Phase, End Of Turn Step
0:01:55 [Jon] <Jon> End my turn
0:01:57 [MrAnderson] It is now turn 8 (MrAnderson)
0:01:57 [MrAnderson] It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
0:01:58 [MrAnderson] MrAnderson untaps his/her permanents
0:01:58 [MrAnderson] It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
0:01:59 [MrAnderson] It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
0:02:00 [MrAnderson] MrAnderson draws a card
0:02:00 [MrAnderson] It is now the Precombat Main Phase
0:02:01 [MrAnderson] It is now the Combat Phase, Declare Attackers Step
0:02:02 [Jon] MrAnderson taps elephant
0:02:02 [MrAnderson] MrAnderson taps elephant
0:02:05 [Jon] Jon's life total is now 17 (-3)
0:02:06 [MrAnderson] It is now the Postcombat Main Phase
0:02:07 [MrAnderson] MrAnderson plays Karplusan Forest from Hand
0:02:09 [MrAnderson] It is now the End Phase, End Of Turn Step
0:02:10 [MrAnderson] <MrAnderson> End my turn
0:02:12 [Jon] <Jon> EOT
0:02:14 [Jon] Jon taps Steam Vents
0:02:15 [Jon] Jon plays Gigadrowse from Hand
0:02:19 [MrAnderson] MrAnderson taps Karplusan Forest
0:02:20 [Jon] Jon puts Gigadrowse to Graveyard from Play
0:02:23 [Jon] It is now turn 9 (Jon)
0:02:23 [Jon] It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
0:02:24 [Jon] Jon untaps his/her permanents
0:02:24 [Jon] It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
0:02:27 [Jon] Lotus Bloom now has 0 (-1) counters.
0:02:28 [Jon] It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
0:02:29 [MrAnderson] <MrAnderson> was there a point to that?
0:02:29 [Jon] Jon draws a card
0:02:29 [Jon] It is now the Precombat Main Phase
0:02:32 [MrAnderson] MrAnderson puts a 0/0 Artifact storm token into play
0:02:35 [MrAnderson] storm now has 1 (+1) counters.
0:02:42 [Jon] <Jon> no....
0:02:48 [MrAnderson] <MrAnderson> just wondering
0:03:00 [Jon] <Jon> /shrug
0:03:05 [Jon] <Jon> Thinking
0:03:40 [Jon] It is now the End Phase, End Of Turn Step
0:03:41 [Jon] <Jon> End my turn
0:03:44 [MrAnderson] MrAnderson destroys token storm
0:03:46 [MrAnderson] It is now turn 10 (MrAnderson)
0:03:46 [MrAnderson] It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
0:03:47 [MrAnderson] MrAnderson untaps his/her permanents
0:03:47 [MrAnderson] It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
0:03:47 [MrAnderson] It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
0:03:47 [MrAnderson] MrAnderson draws a card
0:03:47 [MrAnderson] It is now the Precombat Main Phase
0:03:48 [MrAnderson] It is now the Combat Phase, Declare Attackers Step
0:03:51 [Jon] MrAnderson taps elephant
0:03:51 [MrAnderson] MrAnderson taps elephant
0:03:52 [Jon] Jon's life total is now 14 (-3)
0:03:53 [MrAnderson] It is now the Postcombat Main Phase
0:03:56 [MrAnderson] MrAnderson plays Karplusan Forest from Hand
0:03:58 [MrAnderson] MrAnderson taps Karplusan Forest
0:03:59 [MrAnderson] MrAnderson taps Forest
0:04:00 [MrAnderson] MrAnderson taps Forest
0:04:01 [MrAnderson] MrAnderson plays Ohran Viper from Hand
0:04:03 [MrAnderson] <MrAnderson> Ok?
0:04:05 [Jon] <Jon> Ok
0:04:07 [MrAnderson] It is now the End Phase, End Of Turn Step
0:04:09 [MrAnderson] <MrAnderson> End my turn
0:04:10 [Jon] It is now turn 11 (Jon)
0:04:10 [Jon] It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
0:04:12 [Jon] Jon untaps his/her permanents
0:04:12 [Jon] It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
0:04:13 [Jon] It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
0:04:13 [Jon] Jon draws a card
0:04:13 [Jon] It is now the Precombat Main Phase
0:04:15 [Jon] Jon plays Island from Hand
0:04:22 [Jon] Jon taps Mountain
0:04:24 [Jon] Jon plays Rite of Flame from Hand
0:04:27 [Jon] Jon puts Rite of Flame to Graveyard from Play
0:04:30 [Jon] Jon plays Rite of Flame from Hand
0:04:35 [Jon] Jon puts Rite of Flame to Graveyard from Play
0:04:37 [Jon] Jon taps Lotus Bloom
0:04:41 [Jon] Jon puts Lotus Bloom to Graveyard from Play
0:04:42 [Jon] Jon taps Steam Vents
0:04:43 [Jon] Jon taps Island
0:04:47 [Jon] Jon plays Dragonstorm from Hand
0:04:50 [MrAnderson] <MrAnderson> Ok
0:04:53 [Jon] Jon duplicates Dragonstorm
0:04:55 [Jon] Jon duplicates Dragonstorm
0:05:05 [Jon] Jon is looking its Library...
0:05:05 [MrAnderson] <MrAnderson> get yer damn dragons
0:05:12 [Jon] Jon puts Bogardan Hellkite into play from Library
0:05:16 [Jon] Jon puts Bogardan Hellkite into play from Library
0:05:19 [Jon] Jon puts Bogardan Hellkite into play from Library
0:05:20 [Jon] Jon shuffles library
0:05:20 [Jon] Jon stops looking its Library...
0:05:26 [MrAnderson] MrAnderson's life total is now 10 (-10)
0:05:28 [MrAnderson] MrAnderson's life total is now 5 (-5)
0:05:30 [Jon] Jon puts Dragonstorm to Graveyard from Play
0:05:30 [Jon] Jon destroys duplicated Dragonstorm
0:05:30 [Jon] Jon destroys duplicated Dragonstorm
0:05:32 [Jon] It is now the End Phase, End Of Turn Step
0:05:33 [Jon] <Jon> End my turn
0:05:34 [MrAnderson] It is now turn 12 (MrAnderson)
0:05:34 [MrAnderson] It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
0:05:35 [MrAnderson] MrAnderson untaps his/her permanents
0:05:35 [MrAnderson] It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
0:05:36 [MrAnderson] It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
0:05:36 [MrAnderson] It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
0:05:37 [MrAnderson] MrAnderson draws a card
0:05:37 [MrAnderson] It is now the Precombat Main Phase
0:05:39 [MrAnderson] MrAnderson plays Stomping Ground from Hand
0:05:41 [MrAnderson] MrAnderson plays Mountain from Hand
0:05:41 [MrAnderson] MrAnderson plays Mountain from Hand
0:05:43 [MrAnderson] <MrAnderson> win to all land
0:05:45 [MrAnderson] <MrAnderson> good job
0:05:48 [MrAnderson] MrAnderson draws a card
0:05:48 [MrAnderson] MrAnderson draws a card
0:05:50 [<System>] <System> Player Lost
0:05:51 [Jon] <Jon> sore loser
0:05:53 [Jon] <Jon> good job
Sigh.. I hate sore losers.
That deck has gotten me so many wtf noob remarks.. I love it.
0:07:07 [Burn] Burn taps Magus of the Scroll
0:07:09 [Burn] <Burn> mountain
0:07:18 [Burn] Burn randomly reveals from hand: Mountain
0:07:23 [icejelly] icejelly's life total is now 9 (-2)
0:07:27 [Burn] It is now turn 12 (Burn)
0:07:27 [Burn] It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
0:07:29 [Burn] Burn untaps his/her permanents
0:07:29 [Burn] It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
0:07:29 [Burn] It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
0:07:29 [Burn] Burn draws a card
0:07:29 [Burn] It is now the Precombat Main Phase
0:07:31 [icejelly] icejelly untaps his/her permanents
0:07:32 [Burn] Burn plays Mountain from Hand
0:08:03 [Burn] Burn taps Mountain
0:08:03 [Burn] Burn taps Mountain
0:08:03 [Burn] Burn taps Mountain
0:08:03 [Burn] Burn taps Mountain
0:08:03 [Burn] Burn plays Sulfurous Blast from Hand
0:08:08 [icejelly] <icejelly> resp
0:08:13 [icejelly] icejelly taps Plains
0:08:13 [icejelly] icejelly taps Plains
0:08:13 [icejelly] icejelly taps Vitu-Ghazi, the City-Tree
0:08:13 [icejelly] icejelly taps Brushland
0:08:17 [icejelly] <icejelly> +1/+1
0:08:29 [Burn] <Burn> lies
0:08:33 [icejelly] <icejelly> ?
0:08:33 [<System>] <System> Player Lost
0:08:44 [icejelly] <icejelly> what the?
"lies"? Is that the best whimper I can eke out of you?
That's not his fault. He wanted to see if you would make the right play. You did so he quit before he lost. Nothing big there..
Surging_Chaos taps Snow-Covered Island
Surging_Chaos taps Snow-Covered Island
Surging_Chaos taps Snow-Covered Island
Surging_Chaos taps Scrying Sheets
Surging_Chaos taps Mouth of Ronom
Surging_Chaos taps Mouth of Ronom
Surging_Chaos plays Govern the Guildless from hand (targeting his Yosei)
<someone> lol
<someone> what a TERRIBLE card
Yosei, the Morning Star's text changed: "Stolen by a noob card"
Surging_Chaos is now the controller of Yosei, the Morning Star
<System> Player Lost
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He probrably misclicked. Does it matter?
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I hope he reads this thread.
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Although funny you were a wee bit rude..
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Little did he know that there is only one way to build Dragonstorm..
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...Right... Sac ftw.
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It is just one of the 100s of ways to say noob. Froob, noob, choob, n00b, etc.
It is also mainly used on Guildwars.
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Wow, that is the worst I have seen in a while.
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That deck has gotten me so many wtf noob remarks.. I love it.
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That's not his fault. He wanted to see if you would make the right play. You did so he quit before he lost. Nothing big there..
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People say that to me at FNM. Then I own them.
Good times...
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