It is now turn 6 (Hix360)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
Hix360 untaps his/her permanents
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
Hix360 draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
Hix360 plays Tropical Island from Hand
Hix360 plays Show and Tell from Hand
Hix360 taps Saprazzan Skerry
Hix360 taps Tundra
Hix360 puts Saprazzan Skerry to Graveyard from Play
Hix360 plays a facedown card from Hand
Anne Moore plays a facedown card from Hand
Hix360 flips Omniscience over
Anne Moore puts facedown card to RFG from Play
Anne Moore puts Seal of Cleansing into play from RFG
(He then points at my Omniscience with the Seal.)
Hix360 puts Show and Tell to Graveyard from Play
<Hix360> cant
<Hix360> I get priority first
<Anne Moore> of corse
Hix360 plays Emrakul, the Aeons Torn from Hand
<Anne Moore> no
<Anne Moore> no man
<Anne Moore> i now the rules
<Hix360> I get priority first
<Hix360> Its my turn
<Anne Moore> seal
<Hix360> active player
<Anne Moore> dispared
<Hix360> you dont get to do anything
<Anne Moore> and kill
<Hix360> until I pass priority
<Anne Moore> monishow
<Anne Moore> in resp
<Anne Moore> sacrif
Anne Moore sacrifices Seal of Cleansing
<Hix360> in response to WHAT
<Anne Moore> no emra
<Anne Moore> check the rules
<Hix360> there's nothing to respond to
<Anne Moore> GG
<Anne Moore> ciao txs
<Hix360> I'm a level 2 judge
<Anne Moore> check the rules
<Hix360> I know what Im talking about
<Anne Moore> i Master Goblin
<Hix360> you have no clue what you're saying
<System> Player Lost
<Hix360> and are citing nothing
It is now turn 9 (Hix360)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
HAM puts Mind Rot to Graveyard from Play
Hix360 untaps his/her permanents
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
Hix360 draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
Hix360 taps Forest
Hix360 taps Forest
<Hix360> Ok?
Strangleroot Geist is now 5/4
Sword of War and Peace is enchanting Strangleroot Geist now
It is now the Combat Phase, Declare Attackers Step
Hix360 taps Strangleroot Geist
Hix360 taps Strangleroot Geist
Hix360 taps Thrun, the Last Troll
Hix360 taps Thrun, the Last Troll
HAM's life total is now 8 (-5)
Hix360's life total is now 20 (+1)
HAM's life total is now 4 (-4)
It is now the Postcombat Main Phase
<Hix360> 3 more (He had 3 cards in hand. This is me trying to get him to resolve the Sword trigger.)
HAM's life total is now 7 (+3)
<Hix360> you're at 1.
HAM's life total is now 6 (-1)
<Hix360> ....
<Hix360> -5
HAM's life total is now 11 (+5)
<Hix360> wtf is wrong with you
It is now turn 10 (HAM)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
<Hix360> you are at 1 life
HAM untaps his/her permanents
HAM draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
<System> Player Lost
So I found a cheater on Workstation. Seriously...Who cheats at WORKSTATION!??
<-------- Nuova Partita iniziata -------->
Codice di sicurezza di TheHun: A04E484B/sb [???]
Codice di sicurezza di Hix360: 20E9B865/sb [Type 1.5]
It is now turn 1 (Hix360)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
TheHun shuffles library
TheHun shuffles library
<TheHun> ip
TheHun shuffles library
TheHun shuffles library
TheHun shuffles library
TheHun shuffles library
TheHun shuffles library
TheHun shuffles library
Hix360 shuffles library
TheHun shuffles library
TheHun draws a card
TheHun draws a card
Hix360 draws 7 cards
TheHun draws a card
TheHun draws a card
TheHun draws a card
TheHun draws a card
TheHun draws a card
<Hix360> Keep
<TheHun> kp
TheHun plays Flooded Strand from Hand
<TheHun> End my turn
Hix360 untaps his/her permanents
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
Hix360 draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
Hix360 plays Taiga from Hand
Hix360 plays AEther Vial from Hand
Hix360 taps Taiga
<TheHun> Ok
It is now the End Phase, End Of Turn Step
<Hix360> End my turn
TheHun sacrifices Flooded Strand
TheHun's life total is now 19 (-1)
TheHun is looking its Grimorio...
TheHun puts Tundra into play from Library
TheHun shuffles library
TheHun stops looking its Grimorio...
Hix360 rearranges cards in Hix360's Hand
TheHun taps Tundra
TheHun plays Enlightened Tutor from Hand
TheHun is looking its Grimorio...
<Hix360> Ok
TheHun puts Chill into play from Library
TheHun shuffles library
TheHun stops looking its Grimorio...
TheHun sacrifices Enlightened Tutor
It is now turn 2 (TheHun)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
TheHun untaps his/her permanents
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
TheHun plays Mishra's Factory from Hand
<Hix360> lmfao
TheHun taps Tundra
TheHun taps Mishra's Factory
It is now the End Phase, Cleanup Step
<Hix360> no reason to have that
<TheHun> End my turn
It is now turn 3 (Hix360)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
Hix360 untaps his/her permanents
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
AEther Vial now has 1 (+1) counters.
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
Hix360 draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
Hix360 plays Wooded Foothills from Hand
It is now the End Phase, End Of Turn Step
<Hix360> End my turn
It is now turn 4 (TheHun)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
TheHun untaps his/her permanents
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
<Hix360> I suspect shenanigans
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
TheHun draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
TheHun plays Island from Hand
TheHun taps Tundra
<Hix360> no player has chill in his sideboard
TheHun taps Mishra's Factory
TheHun taps Island
TheHun plays Ensnaring Bridge from Hand
It is now the End Phase, Cleanup Step
<TheHun> End my turn
It is now turn 5 (Hix360)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
<TheHun> i like that
Hix360 untaps his/her permanents
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
AEther Vial now has 2 (+1) counters.
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
Hix360 draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
<Hix360> right
Hix360 plays Bloodstained Mire from Hand
It is now the End Phase, End Of Turn Step
<Hix360> End my turn
It is now turn 6 (TheHun)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
TheHun untaps his/her permanents
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
TheHun draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
TheHun plays Flooded Strand from Hand
TheHun sacrifices Flooded Strand
TheHun's life total is now 18 (-1)
TheHun is looking its Grimorio...
TheHun puts Tundra into play from Library
TheHun shuffles library
TheHun stops looking its Grimorio...
TheHun taps Tundra
TheHun taps Mishra's Factory
TheHun taps Island
TheHun taps Tundra
TheHun plays Jace, the Mind Sculptor from Hand
Jace, the Mind Sculptor now has 3 (+3) counters.
Jace, the Mind Sculptor now has 4 (+1) counters.
Jace, the Mind Sculptor now has 5 (+1) counters.
<Hix360> I find it funny your security code is ???
TheHun is looking top 1 cards of opponent's Grimorio...
TheHun stops looking opponent's Grimorio...
<TheHun> bottom
Hix360 puts a card on bottom of Library from Library
It is now the End Phase, Cleanup Step
<TheHun> End my turn
Hix360 taps AEther Vial
Hix360 plays Goblin Piledriver from Hand
It is now turn 7 (Hix360)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
Hix360 untaps his/her permanents
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
<TheHun> Ok
AEther Vial now has 3 (+1) counters.
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
Hix360 draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
Hix360 plays Rishadan Port from Hand
Hix360 taps AEther Vial
<Hix360> Thinking
Hix360 plays Goblin Matron from Hand
<TheHun> Ok
Hix360 is looking its Library...
Hix360 puts Tin Street Hooligan into play from Library
Hix360 shuffles library
Hix360 stops looking its Library...
Hix360 puts Tin Street Hooligan to Hand from Play
Hix360 sacrifices Wooded Foothills
Hix360 sacrifices Bloodstained Mire
Hix360's life total is now 18 (-2)
Hix360 is looking its Library...
Hix360 puts Taiga into play from Library
Hix360 puts Taiga into play from Library
Hix360 shuffles library
Hix360 stops looking its Library...
Hix360 plays Tin Street Hooligan from Hand
Hix360 taps Taiga
Hix360 taps Rishadan Port
Hix360 taps Taiga
Hix360 taps Taiga
TheHun sacrifices Ensnaring Bridge
It is now the Combat Phase, Declare Attackers Step
Hix360 taps Goblin Piledriver
Hix360 taps Goblin Piledriver
Jace, the Mind Sculptor now has 4 (-1) counters.
It is now the End Phase, End Of Turn Step
<Hix360> End my turn
It is now turn 8 (TheHun)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
TheHun untaps his/her permanents
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
TheHun draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
TheHun draws a card
TheHun draws a card
TheHun draws a card
TheHun puts a card on top of Library from Hand
TheHun puts a card on top of Library from Hand
It is now the Combat Phase, Beginning Of Combat Step
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
TheHun taps Island
TheHun taps Tundra
TheHun untaps Tundra
TheHun untaps Island
It is now the End Phase, Cleanup Step
<TheHun> End my turn
It is now turn 9 (Hix360)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
Hix360 untaps his/her permanents
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
Hix360 draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
Hix360 taps AEther Vial
<Hix360> Ok?
<TheHun> Ok
Hix360 plays Goblin Matron from Hand
Hix360 is looking its Library...
<TheHun> Ok
Hix360 puts Goblin Warchief into play from Library
Hix360 shuffles library
Hix360 stops looking its Library...
Hix360 puts Goblin Warchief to Hand from Play
It is now the Combat Phase, Declare Attackers Step
<TheHun> Thinking
<TheHun> Ok
<Hix360> Thinking
Hix360 taps Goblin Piledriver
Hix360 taps Goblin Matron
Hix360 taps Tin Street Hooligan
Hix360 taps Goblin Piledriver
Hix360 taps Goblin Matron
Hix360 taps Tin Street Hooligan
<Hix360> Thinking
<Hix360> Wait!
It is now the Combat Phase, Beginning Of Combat Step
It is now the Combat Phase, Declare Attackers Step
<TheHun> Thinking
TheHun taps Island
Hix360 plays Gempalm Incinerator from Hand
Hix360 taps Rishadan Port
Hix360 taps Taiga
<TheHun> Thinking
TheHun taps Tundra
TheHun plays Swords to Plowshares from Hand
TheHun taps Tundra
TheHun plays Swords to Plowshares from Hand
TheHun sacrifices Swords to Plowshares
Hix360's life total is now 25 (+7)
TheHun sacrifices Swords to Plowshares
TheHun taps Mishra's Factory
Hix360 puts Goblin Piledriver to RFG from Play
Hix360 puts Tin Street Hooligan to RFG from Play
Mishra's Factory is now Creature Land
Mishra's Factory is now 0/0
Mishra's Factory is now 1/1
Mishra's Factory is now 2/2
Mishra's Factory is now 3/3
TheHun's life total is now 17 (-1)
<Hix360> Ok
Hix360 draws a card
Hix360 puts Gempalm Incinerator to Graveyard from Play
Mishra's Factory is now 2/2
Mishra's Factory is now 1/1
Mishra's Factory is now 0/0
Mishra's Factory is now Land
<Hix360> Thinking
It is now the Postcombat Main Phase
<Hix360> Thinking
Hix360 plays Wasteland from Hand
It is now the End Phase, End Of Turn Step
<Hix360> End my turn
It is now turn 10 (TheHun)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
TheHun untaps his/her permanents
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
TheHun draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
TheHun draws a card
TheHun draws a card
<Hix360> Ok
TheHun draws a card
TheHun puts a card on top of Library from Hand
TheHun puts a card on top of Library from Hand
TheHun taps Tundra
TheHun taps Mishra's Factory
TheHun taps Tundra
TheHun plays Timely Reinforcements from Hand
TheHun's life total is now 23 (+6)
TheHun puts a 1/1 Soldier token into play
TheHun duplicates Soldier
TheHun duplicates Soldier
TheHun sacrifices Timely Reinforcements
<Hix360> there's no way your sideboard is legal
<Hix360> show me a 15 card sideboard
<TheHun> man....
<TheHun> hahahaha
<TheHun> go away man
<TheHun> i play 1 chill
<Hix360> lol are you serious
<Hix360> what do you have to hide
<Hix360> you probably have like a 50 card sideboard
<TheHun> hahahahaha
<TheHun> funny -.-"
<Hix360> show me if you have nothing to hide
<TheHun> i make my deck
<TheHun> i don't copy it on internet
<Hix360> you're a cheater
<TheHun> hahahaha
It is now the End Phase, Cleanup Step
<Hix360> that's why your security code is ???
<TheHun> End my turn
<TheHun> if you want play continue...
<Hix360> show me your sideboard or I leave
<TheHun> noob you suck!
<TheHun> leave
<Hix360> you seriously get your kicks from cheating on workstation?
<Hix360> then when you get called out on it, you just call people "noob"?
<TheHun> i'm not cheating man...
<Hix360> THEN SHOW ME
<TheHun> i don't hacve problem
<TheHun> but i don't shoe muy devct to you
<Hix360> if you're not cheating you'd have NO problem showing me your sideboard
<TheHun> but ****...
<TheHun> cry noob cry
<System> Player Lost
Seeing as how I asked for tier 1 decks, you should probably learn to ****ing read. Don't try to smear my name on here without giving some more detail. Nice try at trollin' me, bro. People around these parts know I'm not a saint. And you know what? They don't give a ****, because I give them good logs against scrubs like you, who think your "brew" can beat anything. Yet, you 0-2 drop every large tournament you play in. So don't come onto these forums that I've been apart of for four goddamn years and try to blast me just because you got butthurt because I didn't want to play against your janky ass discard deck.
Anyways, I digress. A log. When plans A, B, and C don't work...Accuse your opponent of cheating and leave before they can explain what happened...By the way, he has a Chalice of the Void on 0.
It is now turn 22 (Hix360)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
Hix360 untaps his/her permanents
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
Hix360 draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
Hix360 plays Show and Tell from Hand
Hix360 taps Island
Hix360 taps Ancient Tomb
Hix360's life total is now 15 (-2)
<Hix360> Ok?
Yaw plays a facedown card from Hand
Hix360 plays a facedown card from Hand
Hix360 flips Hive Mind over
Hix360 puts Show and Tell to Graveyard from Play
Yaw flips Tawnos's Coffin over
Hix360 plays Slaughter Pact from Hand
Hix360 plays Summoner's Pact from Hand
<Hix360> gg?
<Yaw> no i have mana
<Hix360> 7 mana
<Yaw> 7
<Hix360> witness doesnt tap for mana...
<Hix360> you have 5 lands and a birds
<Yaw> but next my upkeep
<Hix360> that is 6
<Yaw> u end?
It is now the End Phase, End Of Turn Step
<Hix360> End My Turn
It is now turn 23 (Yaw)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
Yaw untaps his/her permanents
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
<Yaw> ok?
<Yaw> resp
Yaw taps Verdant Catacombs
Yaw puts Verdant Catacombs to Graveyard from Play
Yaw is looking its Library...
Yaw puts Bayou into play from Library
Yaw shuffles library
Yaw stops looking its Library...
Yaw taps Bayou
Yaw taps Taiga
Yaw taps Swamp
<Hix360> Ok
Yaw taps Vault of Whispers
Yaw taps Forest
Yaw taps Birds of Paradise
Yaw taps Eternal Witness
<Hix360> no
<Hix360> witness does not produce mana!!
<Yaw> what mo?
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
<Yaw> what no?
<Hix360> why do you think it does?
<Yaw> wait
<Yaw> Ok
<Hix360> jeeze
Yaw is looking its Library...
Yaw puts Birds of Paradise into play from Library
<Yaw> Ok?
<Hix360> know what your cards do
Yaw shuffles library
Yaw stops looking its Library...
<Hix360> no?
<Yaw> why?
<Yaw> i have a copy
Yaw untaps Eternal Witness
<Hix360> ok
Yaw taps Birds of Paradise
<Hix360> its in your hand
<Hix360> not in play
<Yaw> Ok
<Yaw> g2?
<Hix360> i guess
<Opponent is requesting a new game>
Yaw shuffles library
<Yaw> I am ready.
Yaw draws 0 cards
Yaw draws 7 cards
Hix360 shuffles library
<Hix360> I am ready.
Hix360 draws 0 cards
<-------- New Game Started -------->
Hix360's Security Code: 7B0A040E [Type 1.5]
Yaw's Security Code: B34EE2CE [???]
It is now turn 1 (Hix360)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
<Yaw> Kp
Hix360 shuffles library
Hix360 draws 7 cards
<Hix360> Keep
Yaw plays Verdant Catacombs from Hand
<Yaw> wait noob
<Hix360> ???
<Yaw> a have chalise 0!!!!!!!!!!!
<Yaw> gay
<Hix360> so?
<System> Player Lost
PS. Yes, I know I will get a flaming warning/infraction. But you know what? It was damn worth it. Pieces of **** like this give Salvation a bad name.
EDIT: Ooh and don't forget this log, posted just 3 days ago by Falknir exhibiting your lack of knowledge of the game. Falknir's Log. So grow up and learn the rules, kid.
It's about time a "nice" log was posted in here. lol
<-------- New Game Started -------->
IWASHI's Security Code: 06FB21F9/sb [Type 1.5]
Hix360's Security Code: E94B694A/sb [Type 1.5]
It is now turn 1 (Hix360)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
Hix360 shuffles library
IWASHI shuffles library
It is now turn 2 (IWASHI)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
IWASHI draws 7 cards
Hix360 draws 7 cards
IWASHI takes a mulligan
<Hix360> Keep
<IWASHI> kp
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
IWASHI plays Bayou from Hand
IWASHI puts Bayou to Hand from Play
IWASHI plays Marsh Flats from Hand
IWASHI's life total is now 19 (-1)
IWASHI puts Marsh Flats to Graveyard from Play
Hix360 rearranges cards in Hix360's Hand
IWASHI is looking its Library...
IWASHI puts Swamp into play from Library
IWASHI shuffles library
IWASHI stops looking its Library...
IWASHI taps Swamp
IWASHI plays Putrid Imp from Hand
<Hix360> Ok
IWASHI plays Grave Titan from Hand
IWASHI plays Jin-Gitaxias, Core Augur from Hand
IWASHI puts Grave Titan to Graveyard from Play
IWASHI puts Jin-Gitaxias, Core Augur to Graveyard from Play
It is now the End Phase, End Of Turn Step
<IWASHI> End my turn
It is now turn 3 (Hix360)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
Hix360 untaps his/her permanents
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
Hix360 draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
Hix360 plays Seat of the Synod from Hand
Hix360 plays Lotus Petal from Hand
Hix360 plays Goblin Welder from Hand
<IWASHI> Ok
Hix360 puts Lotus Petal to Graveyard from Play
Hix360 plays Tormod's Crypt from Hand
<Hix360> gg?
<IWASHI> oh
<IWASHI> nice
<IWASHI> gg
<Hix360> lol
<Hix360> gg
<System> Player Lost
If you don't see it...The guy is playing Reanimator...I go turn 1 welder & tormod's crypt...They can never reanimate things, barring necromancy shenanigans.
It's been a while since I've had something good enough to actually post in here. This guy definitely got a slap in the face by karma after blatantly cheating.
It is now turn 5 (Paperclips)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
Paperclips untaps his/her permanents
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
Paperclips puts Golgari Grave-Troll to Hand from Graveyard
Paperclips puts Ichorid into play from Library
Paperclips puts Ichorid into play from Library
Paperclips puts Bridge from Below into play from Library
Paperclips puts Narcomoeba into play from Library
Paperclips puts Gemstone Mine into play from Library
Paperclips puts Golgari Grave-Troll into play from Library
Paperclips puts Ichorid into play from Graveyard
Paperclips puts Putrid Imp to RFG from Graveyard
Paperclips puts Ichorid to Graveyard from Play
Paperclips puts Ichorid to Graveyard from Play
Paperclips puts Bridge from Below to Graveyard from Play
Paperclips puts Gemstone Mine to Graveyard from Play
Paperclips puts Golgari Grave-Troll to Graveyard from Play
<Hix360> ???
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
<Hix360> you missed ichorid
It is now the Combat Phase, Beginning Of Combat Step
It is now the Combat Phase, Declare Attackers Step
Paperclips taps Narcomoeba
Paperclips taps Narcomoeba
Paperclips untaps Narcomoeba
Paperclips untaps Narcomoeba
<Paperclips> End my turn
<Hix360> ichorid is in your graveyard
Paperclips puts Ichorid to Graveyard from Play
<Hix360> so is imp
Paperclips puts a 2/2 Zombie token into play
<Hix360> no
<Hix360> stop
<Paperclips> bro
<Paperclips> do you want to test your deck
<Paperclips> or ☺☺☺☺ing play like alittle douchebag
<Hix360> you did not use ichorid until after you dredged, which is the complete wrong step
It is now turn 6 (Hix360)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
<Paperclips> save it for something that matters
Hix360 untaps his/her permanents
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
Hix360 draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
<Hix360> ok, I'll just win then
Hix360 taps Metalworker
Hix360 reveals a Metalworker
Hix360 reveals a Chalice of the Void
Hix360 reveals a Kuldotha Forgemaster
Hix360 reveals a Seat of the Synod
Hix360 taps Voltaic Key
Hix360 untaps Metalworker
Hix360 taps Metalworker
Hix360 plays Seat of the Synod from Hand
Hix360 taps City of Traitors
Hix360 puts City of Traitors to Graveyard from Play
Hix360 taps Seat of the Synod
Hix360 plays Fabricate from Hand
Hix360 is looking its Library...
Hix360 puts Staff of Domination into play from Library
Hix360 shuffles library
Hix360 stops looking its Library...
Hix360 puts Staff of Domination to Hand from Play
Hix360 puts Fabricate to Graveyard from Play
Hix360 plays Staff of Domination from Hand
<Hix360> infinite mana
<Hix360> infinite life
<Hix360> tap all your guys, blightsteel, lightning greaves, gg
<Paperclips> hmm
<Paperclips> your still a noob
<Paperclips> because metalworker is banned
<System> Player Lost
<Hix360> no its not
Hix360 plays Blue Sun's Zenith from Hand
<Hix360> x=53
StarScream draws 48 cards
<Warning: StarScream's library is empty - can't draw 5 card(s)
<Hix360> gg
StarScream puts Mountain to Graveyard from Play
StarScream puts Mountain to Graveyard from Play
StarScream plays Fireblast from Hand
<Hix360> you cant cast anything...
<Hix360> you're already dead
<StarScream> lulz
<Hix360> If you try to draw a card and your deck has 0 cards left, you lose.
<StarScream> masturbation
<System> Player Lost
<-------- New Game Started -------->
Hix360's Security Code: E3252CEE [Extended]
Osderix [ZEN]'s Security Code: E251D0F2 [???]
It is now turn 1 (Hix360)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
<Hix360> Hi
Hix360 shuffles library
<Osderix [ZEN]> man...
<Osderix [ZEN]> im sorry
<Osderix [ZEN]> MY CATS IS FLYNG HERE!!!
<Osderix [ZEN]> sry
<System> Player Lost
Note: This is Extended and he is tapped out. There is nothing he could possibly do here.
It is now turn 14 (Hix360)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
Hix360 untaps his/her permanents
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
Hix360 draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
Hix360 plays Island from Hand
Hix360 plays Preordain from Hand
Hix360 taps Island
Hix360 is looking top 2 cards of its Library...
Hix360 rearranges cards in Hix360's Library
Hix360 stops looking its Library...
Hix360 draws a card
Hix360 puts Preordain to Graveyard from Play
Hix360 taps Island (I make pili-Pala Blue with Grand Architect)
<Hix360> Ok?
Hix360 taps Pili-Pala
Hix360 untaps Pili-Pala
Hix360 taps Pili-Pala
Hix360 untaps Pili-Pala
<Hix360> ifinite mana
<Josh> Ok
<Hix360> infinite*
Hix360 plays Mind Spring from Hand
Hix360 draws 42 cards
Hix360 plays Comet Storm from Hand
<Hix360> gg
<Josh> you nuts
<Josh> learn
<System> Player Lost
...My Project X Legacy Deck...Is a Net Deck? ........WHAT!?!?!???
It is now turn 22 (Hix360)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
Hix360 untaps his/her permanents
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
Hix360 reveals a Survival of the Fittest
<Hix360> g2
<WickedSick> no ty
<WickedSick> net decks suck
<WickedSick> get a brain
<Hix360> umm?
<WickedSick> c u noob
<Hix360> how is my deck a net deck?
<System> Player Lost
NOTE: Just because my deck has Survival of the Fittest doesn't mean I copied it. In fact, the guy had seen my Extractor Demon...
This guy tries to convince me that he can "take back" the mana he spent to kick Into the Roil because I countered it.
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
Hix360 draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
Hix360 puts Raging Ravine into play tapped from Hand
It is now the Combat Phase, Declare Attackers Step
Hix360 taps Wurmcoil Engine
Hix360 taps Wurmcoil Engine
<Baudlydamage> Wait!
It is now the Combat Phase, Beginning Of Combat Step
Hix360 untaps Wurmcoil Engine
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
Baudlydamage taps Island
Baudlydamage taps Forest
Baudlydamage taps Forest
Baudlydamage taps Island
It is now the Combat Phase, Beginning Of Combat Step
Baudlydamage plays Into the Roil from Hand
Hix360 plays Mana Leak from Hand
Hix360 taps Mountain
Hix360 taps Island
Hix360 puts Mana Leak to Graveyard from Play
It is now the Combat Phase, Declare Attackers Step
Hix360 taps Wurmcoil Engine
Hix360 taps Wurmcoil Engine
Hix360's life total is now 20 (+6)
It is now the End Phase, End Of Turn Step
<Hix360> End My Turn
<Baudlydamage> actualy
<Baudlydamage> the rule goes
<Baudlydamage> that u kick
<Baudlydamage> after
<Baudlydamage> paying
<Hix360> no
<Hix360> it doesnt
<Baudlydamage> Yea
<Baudlydamage> yea man
<Baudlydamage> look it up
<Hix360> I know the rules offhand
<Baudlydamage> u counter then i kick
<Hix360> it's part of casting a spell
<Baudlydamage> i have the rule book
<Baudlydamage> right her
<Hix360> there is no rulebook
<Baudlydamage> yea
<Baudlydamage> there is
<Baudlydamage> LOL
<Hix360> it even has the reminder text on the card man
<Baudlydamage> dude
<Baudlydamage> i know
<Baudlydamage> u counter
<Baudlydamage> as i cast
<Hix360> you may 2 additional AS YOU CAST THIS
<Hix360> no
<Baudlydamage> look how countering works
<Hix360> I cant counter anything "as you cast it"
<Baudlydamage> YES
<Baudlydamage> HTATS HOW COUNTERING WORKS
<Hix360> Do you know what priority is at all?
<Baudlydamage> yes i do
<Baudlydamage> and countering
<Hix360> you cast a spell
<Baudlydamage> goes before u kick
<Hix360> it goes on the stack
<System> Player Lost
It is now turn 16 (Hix360)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
Hix360 untaps his/her permanents
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
Hix360 draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
Hix360 plays Inferno Titan from Hand
Hix360 taps Mountain
Hix360 taps Mountain
Hix360 taps Mountain
Hix360 taps Mountain
Hix360 taps Mountain
Hix360 taps Mountain
<Hix360> 1 to you
ZeroShift's life total is now 15 (-1)
Hix360 plays Lightning Bolt from Hand
Hix360 taps Mountain
ZeroShift puts Baneslayer Angel to Graveyard from Play
Hix360 puts Lightning Bolt to Graveyard from Play
It is now the Combat Phase, Declare Attackers Step
<ZeroShift> noob
<ZeroShift> play a real deck
<System> Player Lost
It is now turn 11 (UNION)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
UNION untaps his/her permanents
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
UNION draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
UNION taps Glacial Fortress
UNION taps Tectonic Edge
UNION taps Island
UNION taps Tectonic Edge
UNION plays Day of Judgment from Hand
<Hix360> no double white
<System> Player Lost
I'm pretty sure someone has faced this guy recently and he also did this, but I find it hilarious that he did this.
<-------- New Game Started -------->
Hix360's Security Code: C7D217D1 [Type 2]
hockey's Security Code: EE34C7E5 [???]
It is now turn 1 (Hix360)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
<hockey> hi
<Hix360> Hi
hockey rolled a 12, using a 20 sided die
Hix360 shuffles library
Hix360 rolled a 8, using a 20 sided die
<hockey> play
<hockey> good lulck
hockey shuffles library
hockey draws 7 cards
<Hix360> your deck is incomplete
<Hix360> only 59 cards
<hockey> weird
<Opponent is requesting a new game>
hockey shuffles library
<hockey> I am ready.
hockey draws 0 cards
Hix360 shuffles library
<Hix360> I am ready.
Hix360 draws 0 cards
<-------- New Game Started -------->
Hix360's Security Code: C7D217D1 [Type 2]
hockey's Security Code: 1BE763FC [Type 2]
It is now turn 1 (hockey)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
Hix360 shuffles library
<hockey> no idea
Hix360 shuffles library
hockey shuffles library
Hix360 draws 7 cards
hockey shuffles library
hockey draws 7 cards
Hix360 takes a mulligan
<hockey> kp
<Hix360> Keep
hockey plays Mountain from Hand
<hockey> End my turn
It is now turn 2 (Hix360)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
Hix360 untaps his/her permanents
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
Hix360 draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
Hix360 plays Evolving Wilds from Hand
It is now the End Phase, End Of Turn Step
<Hix360> End My Turn
It is now turn 3 (hockey)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
hockey untaps his/her permanents
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
hockey draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
hockey plays Mountain from Hand
hockey taps Mountain
hockey taps Mountain
hockey plays Grindclock from Hand
<hockey> End my turn
Hix360 sacrifices Evolving Wilds
Hix360 is looking its Library...
Hix360 puts Forest into play from Library
Hix360 taps Forest
Hix360 shuffles library
Hix360 stops looking its Library...
It is now turn 4 (Hix360)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
<hockey> Evolving Wilds taps.
<Hix360> ...really?
<Hix360> you're gonna do this?>
<hockey> You ask for a serious match, and then you make up rules?
<hockey> explain?
<Hix360> it's called a shortcut
<hockey> It is not.
<Hix360> it's very elgal to use shortcuts to speed up a game
<Hix360> yes, it is
<hockey> A shortcut cannot involve not paying COSTS
Hix360 untaps his/her permanents
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
Hix360 draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
Hix360 plays Mountain from Hand
<hockey> No, it is called LAZINESS.
Hix360 plays Explore from Hand
Hix360 taps Forest
Hix360 taps Mountain
<Hix360> Ok?
hockey is now the controller of Forest
hockey is now the controller of Mountain
hockey is now the controller of Explore
hockey puts a Forest on bottom of Library from Play
hockey puts a Mountain on bottom of Library from Play
hockey puts a 0/0 Artifact n00b token into play
Hix360 is now the controller of n00b
<System> Player Lost
I agree with Peperono. The only thing wrong in the last part were the flames (Mostly towards me) from Elysium, who is now perma-banned.
Anyways, I just had this happen. He's playing some random Naya deck, but is making really weird plays, so I already know he's bad...anyways...I have 2 forests, 4 mountains, 2 Valakuts, and a primeval titan on the battlefield. I cast another Titan and fetch 2 mountains to activate my valakuts...
<Hix360> 9 to you
<Hix360> 3 to noble
<Shandalar> lol
<Shandalar> atleast 5
<Shandalar> when it enters
<Shandalar> u can read cant u?
<Hix360> they enter at the exact same time
<Shandalar> then none deals damage
<Hix360> both mountains trigger valakuts
<Shandalar> cause u have 4 at the time
<Hix360> let me ask you something
<Shandalar> they enter
<Shandalar> for it to activate
<Shandalar> u must have 5
<Hix360> do you play extended?
<Shandalar> aye
<Hix360> Ever played Scapeshift?
<Shandalar> lol
<Shandalar> no comparison possible
<Hix360> it's the EXACT same thing
<Shandalar> i see what kind of player u are
<System> Player Lost
And here's a new one: I think this is hilarious. Pretty sure this guy was butthurt because I bolted his turn 1 Birds. All he has is 2 forests...
It is now turn 3 (Hix360)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
Hix360 untaps his/her permanents
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
Hix360 draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
Hix360 plays Forest from Hand
Hix360 plays Explore from Hand
Hix360 taps Mountain
Hix360 taps Forest
Hix360 draws a card
Hix360 plays Terramorphic Expanse from Hand
It is now the End Phase, End Of Turn Step
Fonzie taps Forest
Fonzie taps Forest
<Hix360> End My Turn
Hix360 puts Explore to Graveyard from Play
<Fonzie> ok
<Fonzie> Here's what happened:
<Hix360> can you counter my explore with 2 green mana?
<Fonzie> You play a spell before you tapped mana. #1 You drew an extra card without asking #2 You played a land with Explore still on the Stack. #3
<Fonzie> Three goofs is all I give n00bs.
<Fonzie> Learn to play, n00b.
<System> Player Lost
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
Hix360 untaps his/her permanents
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
Hix360 draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
Hix360 plays Tropical Island from Hand
Hix360 plays Show and Tell from Hand
Hix360 taps Saprazzan Skerry
Hix360 taps Tundra
Hix360 puts Saprazzan Skerry to Graveyard from Play
Hix360 plays a facedown card from Hand
Anne Moore plays a facedown card from Hand
Hix360 flips Omniscience over
Anne Moore puts facedown card to RFG from Play
Anne Moore puts Seal of Cleansing into play from RFG
(He then points at my Omniscience with the Seal.)
Hix360 puts Show and Tell to Graveyard from Play
<Hix360> cant
<Hix360> I get priority first
<Anne Moore> of corse
Hix360 plays Emrakul, the Aeons Torn from Hand
<Anne Moore> no
<Anne Moore> no man
<Anne Moore> i now the rules
<Hix360> I get priority first
<Hix360> Its my turn
<Anne Moore> seal
<Hix360> active player
<Anne Moore> dispared
<Hix360> you dont get to do anything
<Anne Moore> and kill
<Hix360> until I pass priority
<Anne Moore> monishow
<Anne Moore> in resp
<Anne Moore> sacrif
Anne Moore sacrifices Seal of Cleansing
<Hix360> in response to WHAT
<Anne Moore> no emra
<Anne Moore> check the rules
<Hix360> there's nothing to respond to
<Anne Moore> GG
<Anne Moore> ciao txs
<Hix360> I'm a level 2 judge
<Anne Moore> check the rules
<Hix360> I know what Im talking about
<Anne Moore> i Master Goblin
<Hix360> you have no clue what you're saying
<System> Player Lost
<Hix360> and are citing nothing
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
HAM puts Mind Rot to Graveyard from Play
Hix360 untaps his/her permanents
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
Hix360 draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
Hix360 taps Forest
Hix360 taps Forest
<Hix360> Ok?
Strangleroot Geist is now 5/4
Sword of War and Peace is enchanting Strangleroot Geist now
It is now the Combat Phase, Declare Attackers Step
Hix360 taps Strangleroot Geist
Hix360 taps Strangleroot Geist
Hix360 taps Thrun, the Last Troll
Hix360 taps Thrun, the Last Troll
HAM's life total is now 8 (-5)
Hix360's life total is now 20 (+1)
HAM's life total is now 4 (-4)
It is now the Postcombat Main Phase
<Hix360> 3 more (He had 3 cards in hand. This is me trying to get him to resolve the Sword trigger.)
HAM's life total is now 7 (+3)
<Hix360> you're at 1.
HAM's life total is now 6 (-1)
<Hix360> ....
<Hix360> -5
HAM's life total is now 11 (+5)
<Hix360> wtf is wrong with you
It is now turn 10 (HAM)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
<Hix360> you are at 1 life
HAM untaps his/her permanents
HAM draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
<System> Player Lost
Codice di sicurezza di TheHun: A04E484B/sb [???]
Codice di sicurezza di Hix360: 20E9B865/sb [Type 1.5]
It is now turn 1 (Hix360)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
TheHun shuffles library
TheHun shuffles library
<TheHun> ip
TheHun shuffles library
TheHun shuffles library
TheHun shuffles library
TheHun shuffles library
TheHun shuffles library
TheHun shuffles library
Hix360 shuffles library
TheHun shuffles library
TheHun draws a card
TheHun draws a card
Hix360 draws 7 cards
TheHun draws a card
TheHun draws a card
TheHun draws a card
TheHun draws a card
TheHun draws a card
<Hix360> Keep
<TheHun> kp
TheHun plays Flooded Strand from Hand
<TheHun> End my turn
Hix360 untaps his/her permanents
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
Hix360 draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
Hix360 plays Taiga from Hand
Hix360 plays AEther Vial from Hand
Hix360 taps Taiga
<TheHun> Ok
It is now the End Phase, End Of Turn Step
<Hix360> End my turn
TheHun sacrifices Flooded Strand
TheHun's life total is now 19 (-1)
TheHun is looking its Grimorio...
TheHun puts Tundra into play from Library
TheHun shuffles library
TheHun stops looking its Grimorio...
Hix360 rearranges cards in Hix360's Hand
TheHun taps Tundra
TheHun plays Enlightened Tutor from Hand
TheHun is looking its Grimorio...
<Hix360> Ok
TheHun puts Chill into play from Library
TheHun shuffles library
TheHun stops looking its Grimorio...
TheHun sacrifices Enlightened Tutor
It is now turn 2 (TheHun)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
TheHun untaps his/her permanents
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
TheHun plays Mishra's Factory from Hand
<Hix360> lmfao
TheHun taps Tundra
TheHun taps Mishra's Factory
It is now the End Phase, Cleanup Step
<Hix360> no reason to have that
<TheHun> End my turn
It is now turn 3 (Hix360)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
Hix360 untaps his/her permanents
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
AEther Vial now has 1 (+1) counters.
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
Hix360 draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
Hix360 plays Wooded Foothills from Hand
It is now the End Phase, End Of Turn Step
<Hix360> End my turn
It is now turn 4 (TheHun)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
TheHun untaps his/her permanents
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
<Hix360> I suspect shenanigans
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
TheHun draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
TheHun plays Island from Hand
TheHun taps Tundra
<Hix360> no player has chill in his sideboard
TheHun taps Mishra's Factory
TheHun taps Island
TheHun plays Ensnaring Bridge from Hand
It is now the End Phase, Cleanup Step
<TheHun> End my turn
It is now turn 5 (Hix360)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
<TheHun> i like that
Hix360 untaps his/her permanents
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
AEther Vial now has 2 (+1) counters.
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
Hix360 draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
<Hix360> right
Hix360 plays Bloodstained Mire from Hand
It is now the End Phase, End Of Turn Step
<Hix360> End my turn
It is now turn 6 (TheHun)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
TheHun untaps his/her permanents
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
TheHun draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
TheHun plays Flooded Strand from Hand
TheHun sacrifices Flooded Strand
TheHun's life total is now 18 (-1)
TheHun is looking its Grimorio...
TheHun puts Tundra into play from Library
TheHun shuffles library
TheHun stops looking its Grimorio...
TheHun taps Tundra
TheHun taps Mishra's Factory
TheHun taps Island
TheHun taps Tundra
TheHun plays Jace, the Mind Sculptor from Hand
Jace, the Mind Sculptor now has 3 (+3) counters.
Jace, the Mind Sculptor now has 4 (+1) counters.
Jace, the Mind Sculptor now has 5 (+1) counters.
<Hix360> I find it funny your security code is ???
TheHun is looking top 1 cards of opponent's Grimorio...
TheHun stops looking opponent's Grimorio...
<TheHun> bottom
Hix360 puts a card on bottom of Library from Library
It is now the End Phase, Cleanup Step
<TheHun> End my turn
Hix360 taps AEther Vial
Hix360 plays Goblin Piledriver from Hand
It is now turn 7 (Hix360)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
Hix360 untaps his/her permanents
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
<TheHun> Ok
AEther Vial now has 3 (+1) counters.
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
Hix360 draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
Hix360 plays Rishadan Port from Hand
Hix360 taps AEther Vial
<Hix360> Thinking
Hix360 plays Goblin Matron from Hand
<TheHun> Ok
Hix360 is looking its Library...
Hix360 puts Tin Street Hooligan into play from Library
Hix360 shuffles library
Hix360 stops looking its Library...
Hix360 puts Tin Street Hooligan to Hand from Play
Hix360 sacrifices Wooded Foothills
Hix360 sacrifices Bloodstained Mire
Hix360's life total is now 18 (-2)
Hix360 is looking its Library...
Hix360 puts Taiga into play from Library
Hix360 puts Taiga into play from Library
Hix360 shuffles library
Hix360 stops looking its Library...
Hix360 plays Tin Street Hooligan from Hand
Hix360 taps Taiga
Hix360 taps Rishadan Port
Hix360 taps Taiga
Hix360 taps Taiga
TheHun sacrifices Ensnaring Bridge
It is now the Combat Phase, Declare Attackers Step
Hix360 taps Goblin Piledriver
Hix360 taps Goblin Piledriver
Jace, the Mind Sculptor now has 4 (-1) counters.
It is now the End Phase, End Of Turn Step
<Hix360> End my turn
It is now turn 8 (TheHun)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
TheHun untaps his/her permanents
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
TheHun draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
TheHun draws a card
TheHun draws a card
TheHun draws a card
TheHun puts a card on top of Library from Hand
TheHun puts a card on top of Library from Hand
It is now the Combat Phase, Beginning Of Combat Step
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
TheHun taps Island
TheHun taps Tundra
TheHun untaps Tundra
TheHun untaps Island
It is now the End Phase, Cleanup Step
<TheHun> End my turn
It is now turn 9 (Hix360)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
Hix360 untaps his/her permanents
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
Hix360 draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
Hix360 taps AEther Vial
<Hix360> Ok?
<TheHun> Ok
Hix360 plays Goblin Matron from Hand
Hix360 is looking its Library...
<TheHun> Ok
Hix360 puts Goblin Warchief into play from Library
Hix360 shuffles library
Hix360 stops looking its Library...
Hix360 puts Goblin Warchief to Hand from Play
It is now the Combat Phase, Declare Attackers Step
<TheHun> Thinking
<TheHun> Ok
<Hix360> Thinking
Hix360 taps Goblin Piledriver
Hix360 taps Goblin Matron
Hix360 taps Tin Street Hooligan
Hix360 taps Goblin Piledriver
Hix360 taps Goblin Matron
Hix360 taps Tin Street Hooligan
<Hix360> Thinking
<Hix360> Wait!
It is now the Combat Phase, Beginning Of Combat Step
It is now the Combat Phase, Declare Attackers Step
<TheHun> Thinking
TheHun taps Island
Hix360 plays Gempalm Incinerator from Hand
Hix360 taps Rishadan Port
Hix360 taps Taiga
<TheHun> Thinking
TheHun taps Tundra
TheHun plays Swords to Plowshares from Hand
TheHun taps Tundra
TheHun plays Swords to Plowshares from Hand
TheHun sacrifices Swords to Plowshares
Hix360's life total is now 25 (+7)
TheHun sacrifices Swords to Plowshares
TheHun taps Mishra's Factory
Hix360 puts Goblin Piledriver to RFG from Play
Hix360 puts Tin Street Hooligan to RFG from Play
Mishra's Factory is now Creature Land
Mishra's Factory is now 0/0
Mishra's Factory is now 1/1
Mishra's Factory is now 2/2
Mishra's Factory is now 3/3
TheHun's life total is now 17 (-1)
<Hix360> Ok
Hix360 draws a card
Hix360 puts Gempalm Incinerator to Graveyard from Play
Mishra's Factory is now 2/2
Mishra's Factory is now 1/1
Mishra's Factory is now 0/0
Mishra's Factory is now Land
<Hix360> Thinking
It is now the Postcombat Main Phase
<Hix360> Thinking
Hix360 plays Wasteland from Hand
It is now the End Phase, End Of Turn Step
<Hix360> End my turn
It is now turn 10 (TheHun)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
TheHun untaps his/her permanents
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
TheHun draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
TheHun draws a card
TheHun draws a card
<Hix360> Ok
TheHun draws a card
TheHun puts a card on top of Library from Hand
TheHun puts a card on top of Library from Hand
TheHun taps Tundra
TheHun taps Mishra's Factory
TheHun taps Tundra
TheHun plays Timely Reinforcements from Hand
TheHun's life total is now 23 (+6)
TheHun puts a 1/1 Soldier token into play
TheHun duplicates Soldier
TheHun duplicates Soldier
TheHun sacrifices Timely Reinforcements
<Hix360> there's no way your sideboard is legal
<Hix360> show me a 15 card sideboard
<TheHun> man....
<TheHun> hahahaha
<TheHun> go away man
<TheHun> i play 1 chill
<Hix360> lol are you serious
<Hix360> what do you have to hide
<Hix360> you probably have like a 50 card sideboard
<TheHun> hahahahaha
<TheHun> funny -.-"
<Hix360> show me if you have nothing to hide
<TheHun> i make my deck
<TheHun> i don't copy it on internet
<Hix360> you're a cheater
<TheHun> hahahaha
It is now the End Phase, Cleanup Step
<Hix360> that's why your security code is ???
<TheHun> End my turn
<TheHun> if you want play continue...
<Hix360> show me your sideboard or I leave
<TheHun> noob you suck!
<TheHun> leave
<Hix360> you seriously get your kicks from cheating on workstation?
<Hix360> then when you get called out on it, you just call people "noob"?
<TheHun> i'm not cheating man...
<Hix360> THEN SHOW ME
<TheHun> i don't hacve problem
<TheHun> but i don't shoe muy devct to you
<Hix360> if you're not cheating you'd have NO problem showing me your sideboard
<TheHun> but ****...
<TheHun> cry noob cry
<System> Player Lost
Anyways, I digress. A log. When plans A, B, and C don't work...Accuse your opponent of cheating and leave before they can explain what happened...By the way, he has a Chalice of the Void on 0.
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
Hix360 untaps his/her permanents
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
Hix360 draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
Hix360 plays Show and Tell from Hand
Hix360 taps Island
Hix360 taps Ancient Tomb
Hix360's life total is now 15 (-2)
<Hix360> Ok?
Yaw plays a facedown card from Hand
Hix360 plays a facedown card from Hand
Hix360 flips Hive Mind over
Hix360 puts Show and Tell to Graveyard from Play
Yaw flips Tawnos's Coffin over
Hix360 plays Slaughter Pact from Hand
Hix360 plays Summoner's Pact from Hand
<Hix360> gg?
<Yaw> no i have mana
<Hix360> 7 mana
<Yaw> 7
<Hix360> witness doesnt tap for mana...
<Hix360> you have 5 lands and a birds
<Yaw> but next my upkeep
<Hix360> that is 6
<Yaw> u end?
It is now the End Phase, End Of Turn Step
<Hix360> End My Turn
It is now turn 23 (Yaw)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
Yaw untaps his/her permanents
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
<Yaw> ok?
<Yaw> resp
Yaw taps Verdant Catacombs
Yaw puts Verdant Catacombs to Graveyard from Play
Yaw is looking its Library...
Yaw puts Bayou into play from Library
Yaw shuffles library
Yaw stops looking its Library...
Yaw taps Bayou
Yaw taps Taiga
Yaw taps Swamp
<Hix360> Ok
Yaw taps Vault of Whispers
Yaw taps Forest
Yaw taps Birds of Paradise
Yaw taps Eternal Witness
<Hix360> no
<Hix360> witness does not produce mana!!
<Yaw> what mo?
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
<Yaw> what no?
<Hix360> why do you think it does?
<Yaw> wait
<Yaw> Ok
<Hix360> jeeze
Yaw is looking its Library...
Yaw puts Birds of Paradise into play from Library
<Yaw> Ok?
<Hix360> know what your cards do
Yaw shuffles library
Yaw stops looking its Library...
<Hix360> no?
<Yaw> why?
<Yaw> i have a copy
Yaw untaps Eternal Witness
<Hix360> ok
Yaw taps Birds of Paradise
<Hix360> its in your hand
<Hix360> not in play
<Yaw> Ok
<Yaw> g2?
<Hix360> i guess
<Opponent is requesting a new game>
Yaw shuffles library
<Yaw> I am ready.
Yaw draws 0 cards
Yaw draws 7 cards
Hix360 shuffles library
<Hix360> I am ready.
Hix360 draws 0 cards
<-------- New Game Started -------->
Hix360's Security Code: 7B0A040E [Type 1.5]
Yaw's Security Code: B34EE2CE [???]
It is now turn 1 (Hix360)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
<Yaw> Kp
Hix360 shuffles library
Hix360 draws 7 cards
<Hix360> Keep
Yaw plays Verdant Catacombs from Hand
<Yaw> wait noob
<Hix360> ???
<Yaw> a have chalise 0!!!!!!!!!!!
<Yaw> gay
<Hix360> so?
<System> Player Lost
PS. Yes, I know I will get a flaming warning/infraction. But you know what? It was damn worth it. Pieces of **** like this give Salvation a bad name.
EDIT: Ooh and don't forget this log, posted just 3 days ago by Falknir exhibiting your lack of knowledge of the game. Falknir's Log. So grow up and learn the rules, kid.
Flaming Infraction
IWASHI's Security Code: 06FB21F9/sb [Type 1.5]
Hix360's Security Code: E94B694A/sb [Type 1.5]
It is now turn 1 (Hix360)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
Hix360 shuffles library
IWASHI shuffles library
It is now turn 2 (IWASHI)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
IWASHI draws 7 cards
Hix360 draws 7 cards
IWASHI takes a mulligan
<Hix360> Keep
<IWASHI> kp
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
IWASHI plays Bayou from Hand
IWASHI puts Bayou to Hand from Play
IWASHI plays Marsh Flats from Hand
IWASHI's life total is now 19 (-1)
IWASHI puts Marsh Flats to Graveyard from Play
Hix360 rearranges cards in Hix360's Hand
IWASHI is looking its Library...
IWASHI puts Swamp into play from Library
IWASHI shuffles library
IWASHI stops looking its Library...
IWASHI taps Swamp
IWASHI plays Putrid Imp from Hand
<Hix360> Ok
IWASHI plays Grave Titan from Hand
IWASHI plays Jin-Gitaxias, Core Augur from Hand
IWASHI puts Grave Titan to Graveyard from Play
IWASHI puts Jin-Gitaxias, Core Augur to Graveyard from Play
It is now the End Phase, End Of Turn Step
<IWASHI> End my turn
It is now turn 3 (Hix360)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
Hix360 untaps his/her permanents
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
Hix360 draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
Hix360 plays Seat of the Synod from Hand
Hix360 plays Lotus Petal from Hand
Hix360 plays Goblin Welder from Hand
<IWASHI> Ok
Hix360 puts Lotus Petal to Graveyard from Play
Hix360 plays Tormod's Crypt from Hand
<Hix360> gg?
<IWASHI> oh
<IWASHI> nice
<IWASHI> gg
<Hix360> lol
<Hix360> gg
<System> Player Lost
If you don't see it...The guy is playing Reanimator...I go turn 1 welder & tormod's crypt...They can never reanimate things, barring necromancy shenanigans.
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
Paperclips untaps his/her permanents
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
Paperclips puts Golgari Grave-Troll to Hand from Graveyard
Paperclips puts Ichorid into play from Library
Paperclips puts Ichorid into play from Library
Paperclips puts Bridge from Below into play from Library
Paperclips puts Narcomoeba into play from Library
Paperclips puts Gemstone Mine into play from Library
Paperclips puts Golgari Grave-Troll into play from Library
Paperclips puts Ichorid into play from Graveyard
Paperclips puts Putrid Imp to RFG from Graveyard
Paperclips puts Ichorid to Graveyard from Play
Paperclips puts Ichorid to Graveyard from Play
Paperclips puts Bridge from Below to Graveyard from Play
Paperclips puts Gemstone Mine to Graveyard from Play
Paperclips puts Golgari Grave-Troll to Graveyard from Play
<Hix360> ???
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
<Hix360> you missed ichorid
It is now the Combat Phase, Beginning Of Combat Step
It is now the Combat Phase, Declare Attackers Step
Paperclips taps Narcomoeba
Paperclips taps Narcomoeba
Paperclips untaps Narcomoeba
Paperclips untaps Narcomoeba
<Paperclips> End my turn
<Hix360> ichorid is in your graveyard
Paperclips puts Ichorid to Graveyard from Play
<Hix360> so is imp
Paperclips puts a 2/2 Zombie token into play
<Hix360> no
<Hix360> stop
<Paperclips> bro
<Paperclips> do you want to test your deck
<Paperclips> or ☺☺☺☺ing play like alittle douchebag
<Hix360> you did not use ichorid until after you dredged, which is the complete wrong step
It is now turn 6 (Hix360)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
<Paperclips> save it for something that matters
Hix360 untaps his/her permanents
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
Hix360 draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
<Hix360> ok, I'll just win then
Hix360 taps Metalworker
Hix360 reveals a Metalworker
Hix360 reveals a Chalice of the Void
Hix360 reveals a Kuldotha Forgemaster
Hix360 reveals a Seat of the Synod
Hix360 taps Voltaic Key
Hix360 untaps Metalworker
Hix360 taps Metalworker
Hix360 plays Seat of the Synod from Hand
Hix360 taps City of Traitors
Hix360 puts City of Traitors to Graveyard from Play
Hix360 taps Seat of the Synod
Hix360 plays Fabricate from Hand
Hix360 is looking its Library...
Hix360 puts Staff of Domination into play from Library
Hix360 shuffles library
Hix360 stops looking its Library...
Hix360 puts Staff of Domination to Hand from Play
Hix360 puts Fabricate to Graveyard from Play
Hix360 plays Staff of Domination from Hand
<Hix360> infinite mana
<Hix360> infinite life
<Hix360> tap all your guys, blightsteel, lightning greaves, gg
<Paperclips> hmm
<Paperclips> your still a noob
<Paperclips> because metalworker is banned
<System> Player Lost
<Hix360> no its not
Hix360's Security Code: E3252CEE [Extended]
Osderix [ZEN]'s Security Code: E251D0F2 [???]
It is now turn 1 (Hix360)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
<Hix360> Hi
Hix360 shuffles library
<Osderix [ZEN]> man...
<Osderix [ZEN]> im sorry
<Osderix [ZEN]> MY CATS IS FLYNG HERE!!!
<Osderix [ZEN]> sry
<System> Player Lost
Note: This is Extended and he is tapped out. There is nothing he could possibly do here.
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
Hix360 untaps his/her permanents
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
Hix360 draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
Hix360 plays Island from Hand
Hix360 plays Preordain from Hand
Hix360 taps Island
Hix360 is looking top 2 cards of its Library...
Hix360 rearranges cards in Hix360's Library
Hix360 stops looking its Library...
Hix360 draws a card
Hix360 puts Preordain to Graveyard from Play
Hix360 taps Island (I make pili-Pala Blue with Grand Architect)
<Hix360> Ok?
Hix360 taps Pili-Pala
Hix360 untaps Pili-Pala
Hix360 taps Pili-Pala
Hix360 untaps Pili-Pala
<Hix360> ifinite mana
<Josh> Ok
<Hix360> infinite*
Hix360 plays Mind Spring from Hand
Hix360 draws 42 cards
Hix360 plays Comet Storm from Hand
<Hix360> gg
<Josh> you nuts
<Josh> learn
<System> Player Lost
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
Hix360 untaps his/her permanents
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
Hix360 reveals a Survival of the Fittest
<Hix360> g2
<WickedSick> no ty
<WickedSick> net decks suck
<WickedSick> get a brain
<Hix360> umm?
<WickedSick> c u noob
<Hix360> how is my deck a net deck?
<System> Player Lost
NOTE: Just because my deck has Survival of the Fittest doesn't mean I copied it. In fact, the guy had seen my Extractor Demon...
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
Hix360 draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
Hix360 puts Raging Ravine into play tapped from Hand
It is now the Combat Phase, Declare Attackers Step
Hix360 taps Wurmcoil Engine
Hix360 taps Wurmcoil Engine
<Baudlydamage> Wait!
It is now the Combat Phase, Beginning Of Combat Step
Hix360 untaps Wurmcoil Engine
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
Baudlydamage taps Island
Baudlydamage taps Forest
Baudlydamage taps Forest
Baudlydamage taps Island
It is now the Combat Phase, Beginning Of Combat Step
Baudlydamage plays Into the Roil from Hand
Hix360 plays Mana Leak from Hand
Hix360 taps Mountain
Hix360 taps Island
Hix360 puts Mana Leak to Graveyard from Play
It is now the Combat Phase, Declare Attackers Step
Hix360 taps Wurmcoil Engine
Hix360 taps Wurmcoil Engine
Hix360's life total is now 20 (+6)
It is now the End Phase, End Of Turn Step
<Hix360> End My Turn
<Baudlydamage> actualy
<Baudlydamage> the rule goes
<Baudlydamage> that u kick
<Baudlydamage> after
<Baudlydamage> paying
<Hix360> no
<Hix360> it doesnt
<Baudlydamage> Yea
<Baudlydamage> yea man
<Baudlydamage> look it up
<Hix360> I know the rules offhand
<Baudlydamage> u counter then i kick
<Hix360> it's part of casting a spell
<Baudlydamage> i have the rule book
<Baudlydamage> right her
<Hix360> there is no rulebook
<Baudlydamage> yea
<Baudlydamage> there is
<Baudlydamage> LOL
<Hix360> it even has the reminder text on the card man
<Baudlydamage> dude
<Baudlydamage> i know
<Baudlydamage> u counter
<Baudlydamage> as i cast
<Hix360> you may 2 additional AS YOU CAST THIS
<Hix360> no
<Baudlydamage> look how countering works
<Hix360> I cant counter anything "as you cast it"
<Baudlydamage> YES
<Baudlydamage> HTATS HOW COUNTERING WORKS
<Hix360> Do you know what priority is at all?
<Baudlydamage> yes i do
<Baudlydamage> and countering
<Hix360> you cast a spell
<Baudlydamage> goes before u kick
<Hix360> it goes on the stack
<System> Player Lost
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
Hix360 untaps his/her permanents
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
Hix360 draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
Hix360 plays Inferno Titan from Hand
Hix360 taps Mountain
Hix360 taps Mountain
Hix360 taps Mountain
Hix360 taps Mountain
Hix360 taps Mountain
Hix360 taps Mountain
<Hix360> 1 to you
ZeroShift's life total is now 15 (-1)
Hix360 plays Lightning Bolt from Hand
Hix360 taps Mountain
ZeroShift puts Baneslayer Angel to Graveyard from Play
Hix360 puts Lightning Bolt to Graveyard from Play
It is now the Combat Phase, Declare Attackers Step
<ZeroShift> noob
<ZeroShift> play a real deck
<System> Player Lost
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
UNION untaps his/her permanents
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
UNION draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
UNION taps Glacial Fortress
UNION taps Tectonic Edge
UNION taps Island
UNION taps Tectonic Edge
UNION plays Day of Judgment from Hand
<Hix360> no double white
<System> Player Lost
Hix360's Security Code: C7D217D1 [Type 2]
hockey's Security Code: EE34C7E5 [???]
It is now turn 1 (Hix360)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
<hockey> hi
<Hix360> Hi
hockey rolled a 12, using a 20 sided die
Hix360 shuffles library
Hix360 rolled a 8, using a 20 sided die
<hockey> play
<hockey> good lulck
hockey shuffles library
hockey draws 7 cards
<Hix360> your deck is incomplete
<Hix360> only 59 cards
<hockey> weird
<Opponent is requesting a new game>
hockey shuffles library
<hockey> I am ready.
hockey draws 0 cards
Hix360 shuffles library
<Hix360> I am ready.
Hix360 draws 0 cards
<-------- New Game Started -------->
Hix360's Security Code: C7D217D1 [Type 2]
hockey's Security Code: 1BE763FC [Type 2]
It is now turn 1 (hockey)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
Hix360 shuffles library
<hockey> no idea
Hix360 shuffles library
hockey shuffles library
Hix360 draws 7 cards
hockey shuffles library
hockey draws 7 cards
Hix360 takes a mulligan
<hockey> kp
<Hix360> Keep
hockey plays Mountain from Hand
<hockey> End my turn
It is now turn 2 (Hix360)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
Hix360 untaps his/her permanents
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
Hix360 draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
Hix360 plays Evolving Wilds from Hand
It is now the End Phase, End Of Turn Step
<Hix360> End My Turn
It is now turn 3 (hockey)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
hockey untaps his/her permanents
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
hockey draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
hockey plays Mountain from Hand
hockey taps Mountain
hockey taps Mountain
hockey plays Grindclock from Hand
<hockey> End my turn
Hix360 sacrifices Evolving Wilds
Hix360 is looking its Library...
Hix360 puts Forest into play from Library
Hix360 taps Forest
Hix360 shuffles library
Hix360 stops looking its Library...
It is now turn 4 (Hix360)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
<hockey> Evolving Wilds taps.
<Hix360> ...really?
<Hix360> you're gonna do this?>
<hockey> You ask for a serious match, and then you make up rules?
<hockey> explain?
<Hix360> it's called a shortcut
<hockey> It is not.
<Hix360> it's very elgal to use shortcuts to speed up a game
<Hix360> yes, it is
<hockey> A shortcut cannot involve not paying COSTS
Hix360 untaps his/her permanents
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
Hix360 draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
Hix360 plays Mountain from Hand
<hockey> No, it is called LAZINESS.
Hix360 plays Explore from Hand
Hix360 taps Forest
Hix360 taps Mountain
<Hix360> Ok?
hockey is now the controller of Forest
hockey is now the controller of Mountain
hockey is now the controller of Explore
hockey puts a Forest on bottom of Library from Play
hockey puts a Mountain on bottom of Library from Play
hockey puts a 0/0 Artifact n00b token into play
Hix360 is now the controller of n00b
<System> Player Lost
Anyways, I just had this happen. He's playing some random Naya deck, but is making really weird plays, so I already know he's bad...anyways...I have 2 forests, 4 mountains, 2 Valakuts, and a primeval titan on the battlefield. I cast another Titan and fetch 2 mountains to activate my valakuts...
<Hix360> 3 to noble
<Shandalar> lol
<Shandalar> atleast 5
<Shandalar> when it enters
<Shandalar> u can read cant u?
<Hix360> they enter at the exact same time
<Shandalar> then none deals damage
<Hix360> both mountains trigger valakuts
<Shandalar> cause u have 4 at the time
<Hix360> let me ask you something
<Shandalar> they enter
<Shandalar> for it to activate
<Shandalar> u must have 5
<Hix360> do you play extended?
<Shandalar> aye
<Hix360> Ever played Scapeshift?
<Shandalar> lol
<Shandalar> no comparison possible
<Hix360> it's the EXACT same thing
<Shandalar> i see what kind of player u are
<System> Player Lost
And here's a new one: I think this is hilarious. Pretty sure this guy was butthurt because I bolted his turn 1 Birds. All he has is 2 forests...
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
Hix360 untaps his/her permanents
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
Hix360 draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
Hix360 plays Forest from Hand
Hix360 plays Explore from Hand
Hix360 taps Mountain
Hix360 taps Forest
Hix360 draws a card
Hix360 plays Terramorphic Expanse from Hand
It is now the End Phase, End Of Turn Step
Fonzie taps Forest
Fonzie taps Forest
<Hix360> End My Turn
Hix360 puts Explore to Graveyard from Play
<Fonzie> ok
<Fonzie> Here's what happened:
<Hix360> can you counter my explore with 2 green mana?
<Fonzie> You play a spell before you tapped mana. #1 You drew an extra card without asking #2 You played a land with Explore still on the Stack. #3
<Fonzie> Three goofs is all I give n00bs.
<Fonzie> Learn to play, n00b.
<System> Player Lost