I'm playing UBR Teachings and create a game called "T2 Testing, no 'Players'", I get an extended deck and someone goes crazy...
<Opponent is requesting a new game>
Tarkus shuffles library <Tarkus> I am ready.
Tarkus draws 0 cards
Pyro shuffles library <Pyro> I am ready.
Pyro draws 0 cards <-------- New Game Started -------->
Tarkus's Security Code: EF600B9E [Type 2]
Pyro's Security Code: AD85EB5C [???]
It is now turn 1 (Pyro)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
Pyro shuffles library
Pyro shuffles library <Tarkus> hi
Tarkus shuffles library
Tarkus shuffles library <Pyro> hi
Tarkus shuffles library
Pyro shuffles library
Tarkus shuffles library
Pyro shuffles library
Tarkus rolled a 4, using a 20 sided die
Pyro shuffles library
Tarkus shuffles library
Tarkus shuffles library
Pyro draws 7 cards
Tarkus shuffles library
Pyro rolled a 7, using a 20 sided die
Tarkus shuffles library
Tarkus draws 7 cards <Tarkus> kp
Pyro plays Mountain from Hand
It is now turn 2 (Tarkus)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step <Pyro> End
Tarkus untaps his/her permanents
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
Tarkus draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
Tarkus plays River of Tears from Hand <Tarkus> End my turn
It is now turn 3 (Pyro)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
Pyro draws a card
Pyro plays Mountain from Hand
It is now turn 4 (Tarkus)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step <Pyro> End
Tarkus untaps his/her permanents
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
Tarkus draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
Tarkus plays Molten Slagheap from Hand
Tarkus taps River of Tears
Tarkus taps Molten Slagheap
Tarkus plays Coldsteel Heart from Hand
Coldsteel Heart's note changed: R <Tarkus> End my turn
It is now turn 5 (Pyro)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
Pyro draws a card
It is now turn 6 (Tarkus)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step <Pyro> End
Tarkus untaps his/her permanents
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
Tarkus draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
Tarkus plays Urza's Factory from Hand
Tarkus taps River of Tears
Tarkus taps Molten Slagheap
Tarkus taps Urza's Factory
Tarkus plays Coalition Relic from Hand <------------------------------ Here Is Where the Madness Begins! <Tarkus> End my turn
Pyro draws a card
Pyro plays Molten Influence from Hand
Pyro plays Annul from Hand
Pyro plays Counterspell from Hand
Pyro is now the controller of Coalition Relic
Pyro is now the controller of Coldsteel Heart
Pyro is now the controller of River of Tears
Pyro is now the controller of Molten Slagheap
Pyro is now the controller of Urza's Factory <Tarkus> ...
Pyro puts Mountain to Graveyard from Play
Pyro puts Mountain to Graveyard from Play
Pyro puts Molten Influence to Graveyard from Play
Pyro puts Annul to Graveyard from Play
Pyro puts Counterspell to Graveyard from Play
Pyro puts Coalition Relic to Graveyard from Play
Pyro puts Coldsteel Heart to Graveyard from Play
Pyro puts River of Tears to Graveyard from Play
Pyro puts Molten Slagheap to Graveyard from Play
Pyro puts Urza's Factory to Graveyard from Play <Pyro> HAHAHAHAHA <Pyro> YOU LOST <Tarkus> oh noes!
Pyro's life total is now 30 (+10) <Tarkus> i lose!
Pyro's life total is now 40 (+10)
Tarkus's life total is now 10 (-10)
Pyro's life total is now 50 (+10)
Tarkus's life total is now 0 (-10)
Pyro's life total is now 60 (+10) <Tarkus> how i lost?
Tarkus plays Coalition Relic from Hand
Tarkus plays Bogardan Hellkite from Hand
Tarkus plays Grim Harvest from Hand
Tarkus plays Wydwen, the Biting Gale from Hand
Tarkus plays Tendrils of Corruption from Hand
Pyro plays Stone Rain from Hand
Pyro draws a card
Pyro draws a card
Pyro draws a card
Pyro draws a card
Pyro draws a card
Pyro draws a card
Pyro draws a card
Pyro draws a card
Pyro draws a card
Pyro draws a card
Pyro draws a card
Pyro draws a card
Pyro draws a card
Pyro draws a card
Pyro draws a card
Pyro draws a card
Pyro draws a card
Pyro draws a card
Pyro draws a card
Pyro draws a card <Tarkus> that was random...
Pyro draws a card
Pyro draws a card
Pyro draws a card
Pyro draws a card
Pyro draws a card
Pyro draws a card
Pyro draws a card
Pyro draws a card
Pyro draws a card
Pyro draws a card
Pyro draws a card
Pyro draws a card
Pyro draws a card
Pyro draws a card <Tarkus> well, bye
Pyro draws a card
Pyro draws a card
Pyro draws a card
Pyro draws a card
Pyro draws a card
Pyro draws a card
Pyro draws a card <Pyro> NOOOO <Pyro> NOOOO <Pyro> YOU LOSY <Tarkus> check mtgsalvation for this <Tarkus> bye <Pyro> YOU ARE NOOB! <Tarkus> oh noes! me noob!?!?! <Pyro> NOOOOOOOOOOB! <Pyro> NOOOOOOOBBBB!!!! <Tarkus> well, see ya <Pyro> NOOOOOOOOOBBBB!!!! <Tarkus> bye <Pyro> NOOOOOOOOOOOBBBB!!! <Tarkus> yeah, noob... <Pyro> NOOOOOBBB! <Tarkus> really bad <Pyro> NOOOOOBB! <Tarkus> and you are a pro? =P <Tarkus> well, bye mr maher <Pyro> I AM THE BEST PLAYER <System> Session Lost
<System> Disconnected
I disconnected myself but it didn't make me mad, it was kind of fun
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My opponent didn't speak english... [or spanish, or italian, or french...] so it was difficult to make him roll the dice, I won, but he started anyway.
I was playing RG ManaRamp, and he was playing some black deck.
It was a slow match, but fun things happened:
-3 Tarmogoyfs, killed by 3 Terrors.
-Mind Rot took out 2 Bogardan Hellkites.
-I kept drawing lands.
-It all ended by a single Treetop Village.
Nice game.
-A.
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<-------- New Game Started -------->
Julliard's Security Code: 678C1CAB [Type 2]
waltzer's Security Code: 17C9EB4D [Type 2]
It is now turn 1 (Julliard)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step <Julliard> hi
Julliard shuffles library
Julliard shuffles library
Julliard rolled a 14, using a 20 sided die
waltzer draws a card <waltzer> EOT <Julliard> ?
<System> Player Lost
...?
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I guess the MWS idiot people came back when they realized they could play easy decks like Elves/Goblins/almost-anything-tribal...
<Julliard> please use turns
It is now the Combat Phase, Declare Attackers Step
Julliard's life total is now 18 (-1) <Player> no thats stupid <Julliard> why?
It is now the Postcombat Main Phase <Player> because why does it matter what turn it is
Player taps Snow-Covered Mountain
Player plays Martyr of Ashes from Hand <Player> End my turn <Julliard> well... ok... i'll change the turn for you
It is now turn 7 (Julliard)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
Julliard untaps his/her permanents
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
Julliard draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase <Player> no dont
Julliard plays Adarkar Wastes from Hand
Julliard taps Boreal Shelf
Julliard taps Snow-Covered Swamp
Julliard taps Adarkar Wastes
Julliard's life total is now 17 (-1)
Julliard plays Jace Beleren from Hand <Player> because it annoys me, you put my phases back to beginning <Player> Ok <Julliard> then change the turn for yourself
<Player> no
<Player> End my turn <Julliard> i don't get what just happened... <Player> i dont either <Player> im bored <Julliard> so you just wanted to end this quickly? <Player> your deck is boring and pointless <Player> if you can
<Julliard> thank you very much
It is now turn 36 (Julliard) It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step Julliard untaps his/her permanents It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step Julliard draws a card It is now the Precombat Main Phase
<Player> your welcome
Now, why is that a trap? He Dead//Goned a Pegasus (from Sacred Mesa) i was using to block his Detritivore, and then said it was Ok.
He did this because he realized next turn I had a 69/69 Avatar token, and Dead//Goned that....
And he said my deck was stupid!!
The rest of G2, he just complained about how the game was so unfair and he never got his Sulfur Elementals (which he did, but I killed them).
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When someone doesn't say hi, you know there'll be trouble:
<New Game: waiting for opponent>
Julliard shuffles library <Julliard> I am ready.
Julliard draws 0 cards
Kyuss shuffles library <Kyuss> I am ready.
Kyuss draws 0 cards <-------- New Game Started -------->
Julliard's Security Code: 0577067F [Type 2]
Kyuss's Security Code: AF3BB098 [Type 2]
It is now turn 1 (Julliard)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step <Julliard> hi
Julliard shuffles library
Julliard shuffles library
Kyuss shuffles library
Julliard rolled a 14, using a 20 sided die
Julliard shuffles library
Kyuss shuffles library
Julliard shuffles library
Kyuss shuffles library
Julliard shuffles library
Kyuss draws a card
Kyuss draws a card
Kyuss draws a card
Kyuss draws a card
Kyuss draws a card
Kyuss draws a card
Julliard shuffles library
Kyuss draws a card <Kyuss> kp <Julliard> dice?
Julliard shuffles library
Julliard shuffles library
Julliard draws 7 cards <Julliard> kp
Kyuss rolled a 14, using a 20 sided die
Julliard rolled a 2, using a 20 sided die <Kyuss> i pl <Julliard> no
It is now turn 2 (Kyuss)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
It is now the Precombat Main Phase <Julliard> wait
Kyuss plays Swamp from Hand <Julliard> read the log
It is now the End Phase, Cleanup Step <Julliard> wait! <Kyuss> End my turn
<System> Player Lost
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Him forgetting a Sacrifice Clause makes me a noob? [/confusion]
In the MWS world, for many players, winning also makes you a noob.
The same applies to:
-Knowing the rules.
-Netdecking.
-Not netdecking.
-Using old versions of a card (yeah, it has hapenned to me: "Ugh... ugly pic noob")
-Knowing English.
-Using phases.
-Countering spells.
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I think you're right Pokerbob, no changes until Oct. 2008 I think
In blue, because I use the dark style and see it normal as white, but if I leave it like that, I'll get another warning and if I leave it black, I'll see nothing.
<New Game: waiting for opponent>
AK shuffles library
<AK> I am ready.
AK draws 0 cards
Hellknot shuffles library
Hellknot draws 0 cards
<-------- New Game Started -------->
AK's Security Code: 555EB671 [Extended]
Hellknot's Security Code: F643503B [Type 1.5]
It is now turn 1 (AK)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
<AK> hi
AK shuffles library
AK shuffles library
AK rolled a 19, using a 20 sided die
<Hellknot> hi
AK shuffles library
Hellknot shuffles library
AK shuffles library
Hellknot rolled a 19, using a 20 sided die
AK rolled a 17, using a 20 sided die
Hellknot rolled a 9, using a 20 sided die
<AK> pl
AK shuffles library
AK shuffles library
AK shuffles library
Hellknot draws 7 cards
AK shuffles library
AK draws 7 cards
<AK> kp
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
<AK> kp?
<Hellknot> ??
<AK> do you keep?
<AK> your hand?
<Hellknot> yes
<AK> ok
AK plays Mountain from Hand
<AK> End my turn
It is now turn 2 (Hellknot)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
Hellknot draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
Hellknot plays Mountain from Hand
Hellknot taps Mountain
Hellknot plays Shock from Hand
AK's life total is now 18 (-2)
Hellknot puts Shock to Graveyard from Play
<Hellknot> End my turn
It is now turn 3 (AK)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
AK untaps his/her permanents
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
AK draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
AK plays Graven Cairns from Hand
AK taps Mountain
AK taps Graven Cairns
AK plays Dark Confidant from Hand
<AK> End my turn
It is now turn 4 (Hellknot)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
Hellknot untaps his/her permanents
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
Hellknot draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
Hellknot plays Mountain from Hand Hellknot taps Mountain Hellknot plays Lightning Axe from Hand Hellknot puts Mountain to Graveyard from Hand Hellknot taps Lightning Axe AK puts Dark Confidant to Graveyard from Play
<Hellknot> no you
AK puts Dark Confidant into play from Graveyard
<Hellknot> the dmg on u <AK> it can't target players
Hellknot puts Lightning Axe to Graveyard from Play
<Hellknot> 5 dmg <AK> only creatures <AK> read the card
Hellknot puts Lightning Axe to Hand from Graveyard
<AK> "target creature"
Hellknot untaps Mountain
<Hellknot> srry <AK> ok <AK> nevermind
---Ok, so he Axes me, he misread, it doesn't matter...---
<Hellknot> End my turn
<AK> return your mountain too
<AK> the one you discarded
It is now turn 5 (AK)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
AK untaps his/her permanents
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
Hellknot puts Mountain to Hand from Graveyard
AK puts Dark Confidant into play from Library
AK's life total is now 16 (-2)
AK puts Dark Confidant to Hand from Play
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
AK draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
AK plays Mountain from Hand
It is now the Combat Phase, Beginning Of Combat Step
It is now the Combat Phase, Declare Attackers Step
AK taps Dark Confidant
AK taps Dark Confidant
Hellknot's life total is now 18 (-2)
It is now the Postcombat Main Phase
AK taps Mountain
AK plays Seal of Fire from Hand
<AK> End my turn
It is now turn 6 (Hellknot)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
Hellknot draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
Hellknot plays Mountain from Hand
<Hellknot> End my turn
<AK> EOT
AK taps Mountain
AK taps Graven Cairns
AK plays Incinerate from Hand
Hellknot's life total is now 15 (-3)
AK puts Incinerate to Graveyard from Play
It is now turn 7 (AK)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
AK untaps his/her permanents
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
AK puts Graven Cairns into play from Library
AK puts Graven Cairns to Hand from Play
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
AK draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
AK plays Swamp from Hand
AK taps Mountain
AK taps Graven Cairns
AK taps Mountain
AK taps Swamp
AK plays Giant Solifuge from Hand
It is now the Combat Phase, Beginning Of Combat Step
It is now the Combat Phase, Declare Attackers Step
AK taps Dark Confidant
AK taps Giant Solifuge
AK taps Dark Confidant
AK taps Giant Solifuge
Hellknot's life total is now 9 (-6)
<AK> End my turn
It is now turn 8 (Hellknot)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
Hellknot draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
Hellknot plays Mountain from Hand
Hellknot taps Mountain
Hellknot taps Mountain
Hellknot taps Mountain
Hellknot taps Mountain Hellknot plays Lightning Blast from Hand Hellknot puts Mountain to Graveyard from Play Hellknot puts Mountain to Graveyard from Play Hellknot plays Fireblast from Hand
<Hellknot> on you <AK> is that t2? <Hellknot> some cards not at all <AK> err.... <AK> well....
<System> Player Lost
Since when "some T2 cards" make a deck T2?
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<MagicMayCry> my god It is now turn 28 (Danehar) It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step Danehar untaps his/her permanents It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step Detritivore now has 2 (-1) counters. <MagicMayCry> is very loser
Did he just say his god is a loser? That explains it all.
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Yeah... That's literally the only rational explanation for what happened. I'm pretty sure I know what mesmiric orb does...
Are you sure?
Just kidding.
I imagine it was some guy angry to a planeshifted Shea (one who doesn't know the rules).
Or maybe, he just played someone else who didn't know... and needed to yell at someone.
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I'm playing UBR Teachings and create a game called "T2 Testing, no 'Players'", I get an extended deck and someone goes crazy...
Tarkus shuffles library
<Tarkus> I am ready.
Tarkus draws 0 cards
Pyro shuffles library
<Pyro> I am ready.
Pyro draws 0 cards
<-------- New Game Started -------->
Tarkus's Security Code: EF600B9E [Type 2]
Pyro's Security Code: AD85EB5C [???]
It is now turn 1 (Pyro)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
Pyro shuffles library
Pyro shuffles library
<Tarkus> hi
Tarkus shuffles library
Tarkus shuffles library
<Pyro> hi
Tarkus shuffles library
Pyro shuffles library
Tarkus shuffles library
Pyro shuffles library
Tarkus rolled a 4, using a 20 sided die
Pyro shuffles library
Tarkus shuffles library
Tarkus shuffles library
Pyro draws 7 cards
Tarkus shuffles library
Pyro rolled a 7, using a 20 sided die
Tarkus shuffles library
Tarkus draws 7 cards
<Tarkus> kp
Pyro plays Mountain from Hand
It is now turn 2 (Tarkus)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
<Pyro> End
Tarkus untaps his/her permanents
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
Tarkus draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
Tarkus plays River of Tears from Hand
<Tarkus> End my turn
It is now turn 3 (Pyro)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
Pyro draws a card
Pyro plays Mountain from Hand
It is now turn 4 (Tarkus)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
<Pyro> End
Tarkus untaps his/her permanents
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
Tarkus draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
Tarkus plays Molten Slagheap from Hand
Tarkus taps River of Tears
Tarkus taps Molten Slagheap
Tarkus plays Coldsteel Heart from Hand
Coldsteel Heart's note changed: R
<Tarkus> End my turn
It is now turn 5 (Pyro)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
Pyro draws a card
It is now turn 6 (Tarkus)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
<Pyro> End
Tarkus untaps his/her permanents
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
Tarkus draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
Tarkus plays Urza's Factory from Hand
Tarkus taps River of Tears
Tarkus taps Molten Slagheap
Tarkus taps Urza's Factory
Tarkus plays Coalition Relic from Hand <------------------------------ Here Is Where the Madness Begins!
<Tarkus> End my turn
Pyro draws a card
Pyro plays Molten Influence from Hand
Pyro plays Annul from Hand
Pyro plays Counterspell from Hand
Pyro is now the controller of Coalition Relic
Pyro is now the controller of Coldsteel Heart
Pyro is now the controller of River of Tears
Pyro is now the controller of Molten Slagheap
Pyro is now the controller of Urza's Factory
<Tarkus> ...
Pyro puts Mountain to Graveyard from Play
Pyro puts Mountain to Graveyard from Play
Pyro puts Molten Influence to Graveyard from Play
Pyro puts Annul to Graveyard from Play
Pyro puts Counterspell to Graveyard from Play
Pyro puts Coalition Relic to Graveyard from Play
Pyro puts Coldsteel Heart to Graveyard from Play
Pyro puts River of Tears to Graveyard from Play
Pyro puts Molten Slagheap to Graveyard from Play
Pyro puts Urza's Factory to Graveyard from Play
<Pyro> HAHAHAHAHA
<Pyro> YOU LOST
<Tarkus> oh noes!
Pyro's life total is now 30 (+10)
<Tarkus> i lose!
Pyro's life total is now 40 (+10)
Tarkus's life total is now 10 (-10)
Pyro's life total is now 50 (+10)
Tarkus's life total is now 0 (-10)
Pyro's life total is now 60 (+10)
<Tarkus> how i lost?
Tarkus plays Coalition Relic from Hand
Tarkus plays Bogardan Hellkite from Hand
Tarkus plays Grim Harvest from Hand
Tarkus plays Wydwen, the Biting Gale from Hand
Tarkus plays Tendrils of Corruption from Hand
Pyro plays Stone Rain from Hand
Pyro draws a card
Pyro draws a card
Pyro draws a card
Pyro draws a card
Pyro draws a card
Pyro draws a card
Pyro draws a card
Pyro draws a card
Pyro draws a card
Pyro draws a card
Pyro draws a card
Pyro draws a card
Pyro draws a card
Pyro draws a card
Pyro draws a card
Pyro draws a card
Pyro draws a card
Pyro draws a card
Pyro draws a card
Pyro draws a card
<Tarkus> that was random...
Pyro draws a card
Pyro draws a card
Pyro draws a card
Pyro draws a card
Pyro draws a card
Pyro draws a card
Pyro draws a card
Pyro draws a card
Pyro draws a card
Pyro draws a card
Pyro draws a card
Pyro draws a card
Pyro draws a card
Pyro draws a card
<Tarkus> well, bye
Pyro draws a card
Pyro draws a card
Pyro draws a card
Pyro draws a card
Pyro draws a card
Pyro draws a card
Pyro draws a card
<Pyro> NOOOO
<Pyro> NOOOO
<Pyro> YOU LOSY
<Tarkus> check mtgsalvation for this
<Tarkus> bye
<Pyro> YOU ARE NOOB!
<Tarkus> oh noes! me noob!?!?!
<Pyro> NOOOOOOOOOOB!
<Pyro> NOOOOOOOBBBB!!!!
<Tarkus> well, see ya
<Pyro> NOOOOOOOOOBBBB!!!!
<Tarkus> bye
<Pyro> NOOOOOOOOOOOBBBB!!!
<Tarkus> yeah, noob...
<Pyro> NOOOOOBBB!
<Tarkus> really bad
<Pyro> NOOOOOBB!
<Tarkus> and you are a pro? =P
<Tarkus> well, bye mr maher
<Pyro> I AM THE BEST PLAYER
<System> Session Lost
I disconnected myself but it didn't make me mad, it was kind of fun
<TRD> yawn noob in mirror
My opponent didn't speak english... [or spanish, or italian, or french...] so it was difficult to make him roll the dice, I won, but he started anyway.
I was playing RG ManaRamp, and he was playing some black deck.
It was a slow match, but fun things happened:
-3 Tarmogoyfs, killed by 3 Terrors.
-Mind Rot took out 2 Bogardan Hellkites.
-I kept drawing lands.
-It all ended by a single Treetop Village.
Nice game.
-A.
<Genocide> trickery
<Genocide> stop sleeping, wake up
<Genocide> omg
<Genocide> bah see you
<Genocide> crap
Now, I have a question: Would you have waited 1 minute for me?
Julliard's Security Code: 678C1CAB [Type 2]
waltzer's Security Code: 17C9EB4D [Type 2]
It is now turn 1 (Julliard)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
<Julliard> hi
Julliard shuffles library
Julliard shuffles library
Julliard rolled a 14, using a 20 sided die
waltzer draws a card
<waltzer> EOT
<Julliard> ?
...?
It is now the Combat Phase, Declare Attackers Step
Julliard's life total is now 18 (-1)
<Player> no thats stupid
<Julliard> why?
It is now the Postcombat Main Phase
<Player> because why does it matter what turn it is
Player taps Snow-Covered Mountain
Player plays Martyr of Ashes from Hand
<Player> End my turn
<Julliard> well... ok... i'll change the turn for you
It is now turn 7 (Julliard)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
Julliard untaps his/her permanents
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
Julliard draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
<Player> no dont
Julliard plays Adarkar Wastes from Hand
Julliard taps Boreal Shelf
Julliard taps Snow-Covered Swamp
Julliard taps Adarkar Wastes
Julliard's life total is now 17 (-1)
Julliard plays Jace Beleren from Hand
<Player> because it annoys me, you put my phases back to beginning
<Player> Ok
<Julliard> then change the turn for yourself
<Julliard> i don't get what just happened...
<Player> i dont either
<Player> im bored
<Julliard> so you just wanted to end this quickly?
<Player> your deck is boring and pointless
<Player> if you can
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
Julliard untaps his/her permanents
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
Julliard draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
Now, why is that a trap? He Dead//Goned a Pegasus (from Sacred Mesa) i was using to block his Detritivore, and then said it was Ok.
He did this because he realized next turn I had a 69/69 Avatar token, and Dead//Goned that....
And he said my deck was stupid!!
The rest of G2, he just complained about how the game was so unfair and he never got his Sulfur Elementals (which he did, but I killed them).
Julliard shuffles library
<Julliard> I am ready.
Julliard draws 0 cards
Kyuss shuffles library
<Kyuss> I am ready.
Kyuss draws 0 cards
<-------- New Game Started -------->
Julliard's Security Code: 0577067F [Type 2]
Kyuss's Security Code: AF3BB098 [Type 2]
It is now turn 1 (Julliard)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
<Julliard> hi
Julliard shuffles library
Julliard shuffles library
Kyuss shuffles library
Julliard rolled a 14, using a 20 sided die
Julliard shuffles library
Kyuss shuffles library
Julliard shuffles library
Kyuss shuffles library
Julliard shuffles library
Kyuss draws a card
Kyuss draws a card
Kyuss draws a card
Kyuss draws a card
Kyuss draws a card
Kyuss draws a card
Julliard shuffles library
Kyuss draws a card
<Kyuss> kp
<Julliard> dice?
Julliard shuffles library
Julliard shuffles library
Julliard draws 7 cards
<Julliard> kp
Kyuss rolled a 14, using a 20 sided die
Julliard rolled a 2, using a 20 sided die
<Kyuss> i pl
<Julliard> no
It is now turn 2 (Kyuss)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
<Julliard> wait
Kyuss plays Swamp from Hand
<Julliard> read the log
It is now the End Phase, Cleanup Step
<Julliard> wait!
<Kyuss> End my turn
In the MWS world, for many players, winning also makes you a noob.
The same applies to:
-Knowing the rules.
-Netdecking.
-Not netdecking.
-Using old versions of a card (yeah, it has hapenned to me: "Ugh... ugly pic noob")
-Knowing English.
-Using phases.
-Countering spells.
In blue, because I use the dark style and see it normal as white, but if I leave it like that, I'll get another warning and if I leave it black, I'll see nothing.
Hellknot shuffles library
Hellknot draws 0 cards
Hellknot's Security Code: F643503B [Type 1.5]
It is now turn 1 (AK)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
AK shuffles library
AK rolled a 19, using a 20 sided die
Hellknot shuffles library
AK shuffles library
Hellknot rolled a 19, using a 20 sided die
AK rolled a 17, using a 20 sided die
Hellknot rolled a 9, using a 20 sided die
AK shuffles library
AK shuffles library
Hellknot draws 7 cards
AK shuffles library
AK draws 7 cards
<Hellknot> ??
<AK> do you keep?
<AK> your hand?
<Hellknot> yes
<AK> ok
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
Hellknot draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
Hellknot plays Mountain from Hand
Hellknot taps Mountain
Hellknot plays Shock from Hand
AK's life total is now 18 (-2)
Hellknot puts Shock to Graveyard from Play
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
AK untaps his/her permanents
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
AK draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
AK plays Graven Cairns from Hand
AK taps Mountain
AK taps Graven Cairns
AK plays Dark Confidant from Hand
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
Hellknot untaps his/her permanents
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
Hellknot draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
Hellknot plays Mountain from Hand
Hellknot taps Mountain
Hellknot plays Lightning Axe from Hand
Hellknot puts Mountain to Graveyard from Hand
Hellknot taps Lightning Axe
AK puts Dark Confidant to Graveyard from Play
<AK> it can't target players
<AK> only creatures
<AK> read the card
<AK> ok
<AK> nevermind
---Ok, so he Axes me, he misread, it doesn't matter...---
<Hellknot> End my turn
<AK> return your mountain too
<AK> the one you discarded
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
AK untaps his/her permanents
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
Hellknot puts Mountain to Hand from Graveyard
AK puts Dark Confidant into play from Library
AK's life total is now 16 (-2)
AK puts Dark Confidant to Hand from Play
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
AK draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
AK plays Mountain from Hand
It is now the Combat Phase, Beginning Of Combat Step
It is now the Combat Phase, Declare Attackers Step
AK taps Dark Confidant
AK taps Dark Confidant
Hellknot's life total is now 18 (-2)
It is now the Postcombat Main Phase
AK taps Mountain
AK plays Seal of Fire from Hand
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
Hellknot draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
Hellknot plays Mountain from Hand
<AK> EOT
AK taps Graven Cairns
AK plays Incinerate from Hand
Hellknot's life total is now 15 (-3)
AK puts Incinerate to Graveyard from Play
It is now turn 7 (AK)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
AK untaps his/her permanents
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
AK puts Graven Cairns into play from Library
AK puts Graven Cairns to Hand from Play
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
AK draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
AK plays Swamp from Hand
AK taps Mountain
AK taps Graven Cairns
AK taps Mountain
AK taps Swamp
AK plays Giant Solifuge from Hand
It is now the Combat Phase, Beginning Of Combat Step
It is now the Combat Phase, Declare Attackers Step
AK taps Dark Confidant
AK taps Giant Solifuge
AK taps Dark Confidant
AK taps Giant Solifuge
Hellknot's life total is now 9 (-6)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
Hellknot draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
Hellknot plays Mountain from Hand
Hellknot taps Mountain
Hellknot taps Mountain
Hellknot taps Mountain
Hellknot taps Mountain
Hellknot plays Lightning Blast from Hand
Hellknot puts Mountain to Graveyard from Play
Hellknot puts Mountain to Graveyard from Play
Hellknot plays Fireblast from Hand
<AK> is that t2?
<Hellknot> some cards not at all
<AK> err....
<AK> well....
Since when "some T2 cards" make a deck T2?
But, doesn't that mean you got disconnected? Accidentally obviously....
Sounds like a fun deck for ext.
Wait.... what? Is he playing Hulk Flash? In extended? And asking no net-decks? Wow....
@Trainswalker: You have no idea how they hate the deck. Although I call it Rainbow Teachings - Careful Blessings.dec.
You know, when a Noob Mommy and a Noob Daddy get married and really love each other...
What does this mean?
Did he just say his god is a loser? That explains it all.
Are you sure?
Just kidding.
I imagine it was some guy angry to a planeshifted Shea (one who doesn't know the rules).
Or maybe, he just played someone else who didn't know... and needed to yell at someone.