Skullbind Wizard - 1B
Creature - Nightmare Wizard t: Choose target creature then reveal the top card of your library. That creature gets -X/-X until end of turn and you lose X life where X is the revealed card's converted manacost.
2/1
Call of Nightmares - 7B
Sorcery
For each creature you don't control put onto the battlefield a */* black nightmare horse creature token with Flying, "This creatures power and toughness are each equal to the number of swamps you control" and "When a creature an opponent controls dies, if you haven't sacrificed a Nightmare this turn, sacrifice a Nightmare."
Secret Festival
Enchantment
Morph xG
When Secret Festival is turned face up put X 1/1 green squirrel tokens onto the battlefield.
Squirrel creatures get +0/+1
Vermin Robber - B
Creature - Cat
Whenever Vermin Robber attacks exile target rat. If you do, Vermin Robber gets +1/+1 until end of turn. Meow...erm....squeak...
2/1
(Picture a cat in a poor excuse for a rat costume)
Gaseous Riders - 2WB
Creature - Spirit Knight
Lifelink, Gaseous (This creature neither deals nor receives damage from creatures.) The silver on the crests of waves in the water at midnight reveal more than just the moon dancing in the oceans. The pale night riders are harmless to anyone except the most powerful mages. Beware should your spark ignite and the gaseous riders rise to claim it.
Frozen in Carbonite - 6
Enchantment Artifact
When Frozen In Carbonite enters the battlefield exile target creature. 3: Return the creature exiled by Frozen in Carbonite to the battlefield and Frozen in Carbonite to its owner's hand. Any opponent may activate this ability if he or she controls three or more legendary creatures. You may still activate this ability.
Wild Kavu - 2R
Creature - Kavu
When Wild Kavu enters the battlefield choose a random number between one and six. Then flip that many coins. For each heads put a +1/+1 counter on Wild Kavu. For each tails Wild Kavu deals 1 damage to itself and target creature.
2/2
Crumble to Ash - RG
Sorcery
Destroy target permanent. Its controller may search your library for a mountain or forest card and put it onto the battlefield tapped. Shuffle your library after.
Holy Ritual - W
Instant
Ritual 1 (You may sacrifice a creature rather than pay Holy Ritual's manacost)
Target creature gets +1/+2. If you cast this without paying its manacost that creature gets an additional +2/+1 and gains lifelink until end of turn.
(ritual X (you may sacrifice x creatures rather than pay ~ card's manacost))
Blatant Cowardice - W
Enchantment - Aura
Enchant Creature
Whenever enchanted creature blocks or becomes blocked tap it and remove it from combat.
That's...like a pacifism right? except it triggers block/attack kind of effects and requires you to have a creature to block their creature in order for it to work?
Terrasize - 2GGG
Sorcery
Sacrifice all lands you control. Creatures you control gain trample and gets +X/+X until end of turn where X is the number of lands you sacrificed this way. *gulp* "Would you like fries with that?"
Botox - BB
Enchantment BB,t: Remove target spell you control from the stack. If you cast it from your hand return it to your hand. Flip a coin. If you lose, discard a card at random. Botox can be used in small doses to control muscle spasms. Use too much and it can be detrimental to your health.
Primal Hunger - GGBB
Sorcery - Mythic
Put four +1/+1 counters on target creature you control. Then that creature fights target creature you don't control. You gain 4 life. Each opponent loses 4 life.
Surko the Hectic - R
Legendary Creature - Human Nomad
Whenever a player casts a spell, if Surko is untapped, tap it. Otherwise untap it.
Whenever a player draws a card if Surko is untapped, tap it. Otherwise untap it.
3/3
Herbal Essence - G
Instant
Refresh target creature (Remove all counters from that creature. Untap it. It gains haste until end of turn.)
Flashback WR Ooooh ohhhhhhhhh oooooooo yeah yes yes YES YES YES!
Creature - Nightmare Wizard
t: Choose target creature then reveal the top card of your library. That creature gets -X/-X until end of turn and you lose X life where X is the revealed card's converted manacost.
2/1
Next:
Spiritomb
Sableye
Dragonite
Sorcery
For each creature you don't control put onto the battlefield a */* black nightmare horse creature token with Flying, "This creatures power and toughness are each equal to the number of swamps you control" and "When a creature an opponent controls dies, if you haven't sacrificed a Nightmare this turn, sacrifice a Nightmare."
Call of Trolls
Call of Whales
Call of Cavalry
Enchantment
Morph xG
When Secret Festival is turned face up put X 1/1 green squirrel tokens onto the battlefield.
Squirrel creatures get +0/+1
Vermin Robber - B
Creature - Cat
Whenever Vermin Robber attacks exile target rat. If you do, Vermin Robber gets +1/+1 until end of turn.
Meow...erm....squeak...
2/1
(Picture a cat in a poor excuse for a rat costume)
NExt:
Squirrel Harvest
Acorn Gatling
Squirrel Robber
Gaseous Riders - 2WB
Creature - Spirit Knight
Lifelink, Gaseous (This creature neither deals nor receives damage from creatures.)
The silver on the crests of waves in the water at midnight reveal more than just the moon dancing in the oceans. The pale night riders are harmless to anyone except the most powerful mages. Beware should your spark ignite and the gaseous riders rise to claim it.
Next:
Pale in Comparison
Mental Fix
Spiritual Anchor
Enchantment Artifact
When Frozen In Carbonite enters the battlefield exile target creature.
3: Return the creature exiled by Frozen in Carbonite to the battlefield and Frozen in Carbonite to its owner's hand. Any opponent may activate this ability if he or she controls three or more legendary creatures. You may still activate this ability.
Next:
Insecticide
Pest Control
Dumb//and//Dumber
Creature - Kavu
When Wild Kavu enters the battlefield choose a random number between one and six. Then flip that many coins. For each heads put a +1/+1 counter on Wild Kavu. For each tails Wild Kavu deals 1 damage to itself and target creature.
2/2
Next:
Q Continuum
Typhon Expanse
Dyson Sphere
Sorcery
Destroy target permanent. Its controller may search your library for a mountain or forest card and put it onto the battlefield tapped. Shuffle your library after.
next:
Frustrate
Pester
Love Disc
Instant
Ritual 1 (You may sacrifice a creature rather than pay Holy Ritual's manacost)
Target creature gets +1/+2. If you cast this without paying its manacost that creature gets an additional +2/+1 and gains lifelink until end of turn.
(ritual X (you may sacrifice x creatures rather than pay ~ card's manacost))
Next:
Biotic Ritual
Carbon Rod
Etch Into Memory
Enchantment - Aura
Enchant Creature
Whenever enchanted creature blocks or becomes blocked tap it and remove it from combat.
That's...like a pacifism right? except it triggers block/attack kind of effects and requires you to have a creature to block their creature in order for it to work?
Next:
Death Eater
Vapor Stag
Telepathic Scar
Sorcery
Sacrifice all lands you control. Creatures you control gain trample and gets +X/+X until end of turn where X is the number of lands you sacrificed this way.
*gulp* "Would you like fries with that?"
Next:
Drunken Monkey
Eagle Claw
Tiger Paw
Enchantment
BB,t: Remove target spell you control from the stack. If you cast it from your hand return it to your hand. Flip a coin. If you lose, discard a card at random.
Botox can be used in small doses to control muscle spasms. Use too much and it can be detrimental to your health.
Never!
Surrender
Last Hope
Sorcery - Mythic
Put four +1/+1 counters on target creature you control. Then that creature fights target creature you don't control. You gain 4 life. Each opponent loses 4 life.
Next:
Detox
Vicky Vox
Willam
Instant
Destroy target artifact with a converted manacost of X. Put X 1/1 red Elemental creature tokens onto the battlefield.
Blinga, the Frosted
Frosted Glass
Glass Menagerie
Legendary Creature - Human Nomad
Whenever a player casts a spell, if Surko is untapped, tap it. Otherwise untap it.
Whenever a player draws a card if Surko is untapped, tap it. Otherwise untap it.
3/3
Blinga, the Frosted
Frosted Glass
Glass Menagerie
Instant
Refresh target creature (Remove all counters from that creature. Untap it. It gains haste until end of turn.)
Flashback WR
Ooooh ohhhhhhhhh oooooooo yeah yes yes YES YES YES!
Briney's Peg
Gummy's Teeth
Evig's Eye