@Selvaxri - EVERY interaction involving coat of arms is needlessly complicated. That card is needlessly complicated, and shouldn't have been made. Besides, have you ever been in a game where one player had a Coat of Arms and the other had Akron Legionnaire? In theory it could happen, but never at a tournament. And if it's not a tournament, they will use whatever rules that group wants to use. I think that the official tournament scene needs the new creature type philosophy, but casual games can do whatever they want to. Anyway, onto the card.
Gelatinous Cube3GG
Creature - Ooze Wall
Defender (This creature can't attack.)
At end of combat, remove from the game all creatures blocked by ~.
When ~ leaves play, put all creatures removed from the game with ~ into their owner's graveyards.
0/7
Maybe you should put Giant Lycanthrope seeing as how that is the werewolves creature type
No, Lycanthrope isn't a type now.
Greater Werewolf and Lesser Werewolf are "Human Wolf" as of the latest Oracle update, and Treacherous Werewolf is of type "Human Minion Wolf". Gatherer will tell you this if you just clicked my links or looked it up yourself.
Crocodiloid2UU
Creature - Crocodile Griffin
Flying, Islandwalk A missing link in the Dominaria's evolutionary chain. Yes, Darwin was so right that now magical creatures evolved too. Eat that, Christians!
3/2
Next: Not impossible but still something worth seeing, Dragon --- Berserker.
i'm gonna start up a VINTAGE creature type game... just one creature, and what was printed on the card, and nothing past Urza's Destiny. screw oracle... speaking of Oracle, if they changed Sindbad to "human" what about Ali Baba, Aladdin, or even Ali from Cairo?
The whole idea of having two creature types is based on the MODERN creature type philosophy, and the list of old and stupid types like Ali Baba and Sindbad is based on the OLD philosophy. What you are saying is that you want to make a game around combining creature types that have no meaning and make no sense at all. By all means, go ahead. I think that the difference between this game and that one is that here you can make some sence of any two types that remain after the latest Oracle purging, and in many cases it could for good cards. Aladdin - Ali-Babas are just stupid. Those are names, not types. It's a good thing that oracle has them both as humans.
Captain Croc 3UB
Legendary Creature - Crocodile Pirate
Islandwalk, Swampwalk
When ~ deals combat damage to an opponent, that player discards a card and you draw a card.
4/4
Actually, I think it's gonna be a bit more fun now; and besides, there's nothing stopping us from using types from the old list.
Nothing yet, but there is a rule to only use real types, and soon that list is going to be a lot smaller. No more Ali-from-Cairo Wolves-of-the-Hunt, that's for sure.
Next: Elk Nautilus
As a point of order, there are no Elk, as of right now. The only "Elk" is Gang of Elk, which is a beast. Yes, it will become an Elk Beast, (with Hidden Stag) but for the moment that's the only one. So with only that and Chambered Nautilus to go on, both of which have an effect when blocked, I give you this:
Megalithic Nautilus3(U/G)(U/G)
Creature - Beast Nautilus
When ~ becomes blocked, it gets +2/+2 for each creature blocking it and you draw that many cards then discard that many cards.
4/4
Next, Scarecrow Knight. Bonus cookie if it's called "Straw Man."
The Bionic Man4WW
Artifact Creature - Human Construct 0: ~ gets -1/-1 and gains your choice of flying, first strike, protection from the color of your choice, trample, or vigilance until end of turn.
4/4
It's sad, this game is going to be a lot harder soon with even more oracle updates. So for reference, this is our new list:
I'm going to take this in a different direction, let's go with fallen ooze angel.
Chosen of Jubilex3BB
Creature - Angel Ooze
~ comes into play with 4 +1/+1 counters.
Flying
At end of turn, if one or more creatures were put into the graveyard put a +1/+1 counter on ~. Otherwise, remove a +1/+1 counter.
4/4
The name is a D&D reference. You either get it or I don't care, one or the other. Next: Goblin Faerie. Bonus points if it's not mono-black.
By the way, is changeling officially banned from this game?
Moon Fiend1BB
Creature - Abomination Lycanthrope
Threshold - If you have seven or cards in your graveyard, ~ gains "Whenever ~ blocks or becomes blocked by a green or white creature, destroy that creature at end of combat."
2/2
It's just semantics, but I think that if they were to make new Werewolves they'd make them Minions. Threshold used here as with Treacherous Werewolf as a full moon or whatever.
I accept your challenge. Furthermore I'm going to needlessly use Graft.
Simic Licid 1G
Creature - Licid Mutant T: ~ loses this ability and becomes an Aura enchantment with enchant creature. Attach it to target creature. You may pay U to end this effect.
Enchanted creature gets +1/+1 for each +1/+1 counter on ~.
Graft 2
0/0
What I want to do for "Next" is to say any type combination mentioned by Maro in today's UG Madness comic, here: (http://www.ugmadness.net/index.php?date=2007-09-17) That's against the rules though. So instead, any two types that rhyme. For example: Bat Cat, or Berserker Assembly-Worker.
Llanowar Stalker 2GG
Creature - Elf Ninja
Shroud, Forestwalk
Ninjutsu 1GG
When ~ deals combat damage to a player, untap each Elf and Forest you control.
2/2
Next: Even though Varchild's War-Riders got a ME reprint and is now a Human Warrior instead a War-Rider, it's tokens didn't get fixed. Thereore, Kobold --- Survivor.
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I haven't been following this thread for a while, but this one piqued my interest, mostly because of the name that sprang to mind.
Ursaplasm 1G
Creature - Bear Ooze
Poisonous 1
2/2
Next: Kobold Ninja
Gelatinous Cube 3GG
Creature - Ooze Wall
Defender (This creature can't attack.)
At end of combat, remove from the game all creatures blocked by ~.
When ~ leaves play, put all creatures removed from the game with ~ into their owner's graveyards.
0/7
Wall of Nets on crack. I imagine this kind of thing for it's art.
http://www.giantitp.com/Images/fanart/ootsfill1.gif
Next: Eye --- Pirate.
No, Lycanthrope isn't a type now.
Greater Werewolf and Lesser Werewolf are "Human Wolf" as of the latest Oracle update, and Treacherous Werewolf is of type "Human Minion Wolf". Gatherer will tell you this if you just clicked my links or looked it up yourself.
Crocodiloid 2UU
Creature - Crocodile Griffin
Flying, Islandwalk
A missing link in the Dominaria's evolutionary chain. Yes, Darwin was so right that now magical creatures evolved too. Eat that, Christians!
3/2
Next: Not impossible but still something worth seeing, Dragon --- Berserker.
The whole idea of having two creature types is based on the MODERN creature type philosophy, and the list of old and stupid types like Ali Baba and Sindbad is based on the OLD philosophy. What you are saying is that you want to make a game around combining creature types that have no meaning and make no sense at all. By all means, go ahead. I think that the difference between this game and that one is that here you can make some sence of any two types that remain after the latest Oracle purging, and in many cases it could for good cards. Aladdin - Ali-Babas are just stupid. Those are names, not types. It's a good thing that oracle has them both as humans.
Captain Croc 3UB
Legendary Creature - Crocodile Pirate
Islandwalk, Swampwalk
When ~ deals combat damage to an opponent, that player discards a card and you draw a card.
4/4
Next: Giant Wolf
No, a really big wolf doesn't count. If Greater Werewolf, Lesser Werewolf, and Treacherous Werewolf are of type Human Wolf, this should be the same thing but with Giants.
Akron Legionnaire is a Human Soldier as of the latest Oracle updates. Weird Soldier it is.
Stormling Commander 1RR
Creature - Weird Soldier
Other Weird creatures you control get +1/+1.
Sorcery cards you own have flash.
2/2
Next: Vedalken Druid
That's not hard at all. In fact, they should've done that.
Orochi Ninja 2B
Creature - Snake Ninja
Ninjutsu B
Poisonous 1
1/1
I resisted the urge to make a big legendary ninja snake named Orochimaru. Be thankful I did.
Next: Viashino Advisor
Unibadger 2GW
Creature - Unicorn Badger
Lifelink
When ~ blocks it gets +2/+2 until end of turn.
2/2
Zebra Unicorn meets Giant Badger. So what if my card is "strictly better than" Zebra Unicorn, that card sucks in the post Loxodon Hierarch world.
Anyway, next up: Soltari - Samurai.
Nothing yet, but there is a rule to only use real types, and soon that list is going to be a lot smaller. No more Ali-from-Cairo Wolves-of-the-Hunt, that's for sure.
As a point of order, there are no Elk, as of right now. The only "Elk" is Gang of Elk, which is a beast. Yes, it will become an Elk Beast, (with Hidden Stag) but for the moment that's the only one. So with only that and Chambered Nautilus to go on, both of which have an effect when blocked, I give you this:
Megalithic Nautilus 3(U/G)(U/G)
Creature - Beast Nautilus
When ~ becomes blocked, it gets +2/+2 for each creature blocking it and you draw that many cards then discard that many cards.
4/4
Next, Scarecrow Knight. Bonus cookie if it's called "Straw Man."
The Bionic Man 4WW
Artifact Creature - Human Construct
0: ~ gets -1/-1 and gains your choice of flying, first strike, protection from the color of your choice, trample, or vigilance until end of turn.
4/4
It's sad, this game is going to be a lot harder soon with even more oracle updates. So for reference, this is our new list:
Advisor, Anemone, Angel, Anteater, Antelope, Ape, Archer, Archon, Artificer, Assassin, Assembly-Worker, Atog, Aurochs, Avatar, Badger, Barbarian, Basilisk, Bat, Bear, Beast, Beeble, Berserker, Bird, Blinkmoth, Boar, Bringer, Brushwagg, Camarid, Camel, Caribou, Carrier, Cat, Centaur, Cephalid, Chimera, Citizen, Cleric, Cockatrice, Construct, Coward, Crab, Crocodile, Cyclops, Dauthi, Demon, Deserter, Devil, Djinn, Dragon, Drake, Dreadnought, Drone, Druid, Dryad, Dwarf, Efreet, Egg, Elder, Elemental, Elephant, Elf, Elk, Eye, Faerie, Ferret, Fish, Flagbearer, Fox, Frog, Fungus, Gargoyle, Giant, Gnome, Goat, Goblin, Golem, Gorgon, Graveborn, Gremlin, Griffin, Hag, Harpy, Hellion, Hippo, Homarid, Homunculus, Horror, Horse, Hound, Human, Hydra, Illusion, Imp, Incarnation, Insect, Jellyfish, Juggernaut, Kavu, Kirin, Kithkin, Knight, Kobold, Kor, Kraken, Lammasu, Leech, Leviathan, Lhurgoyf, Licid, Lizard, Manticore, Masticore, Mercenary, Merfolk, Metathran, Minion, Minotaur, Monger, Mongoose, Monk, Moonfolk, Mutant, Myr, Mystic, Nautilus, Nephilim, Nightmare, Nightstalker, Ninja, Nomad, Octopus, Ogre, Ooze, Orb, Orc, Orgg, Ouphe, Ox, Oyster, Pegasus, Pentavite, Pest, Phelddagrif, Phoenix, Pincher, Pirate, Plant, Prism, Rabbit, Rat, Rebel, Reflection, Rhino, Rigger, Rogue, Salamander, Samurai, Sand, Saproling, Satyr, Scarecrow, Scorpion, Scout, Serf, Serpent, Shade, Shaman, Shapeshifter, Sheep, Skeleton, Slith, Sliver, Slug, Snake, Soldier, Soltari, Spawn, Specter, Spellshaper, Sphinx, Spider, Spike, Spirit, Splinter, Sponge, Squid, Squirrel, Starfish, Survivor, Tetravite, Thalakos, Thopter, Thrull, Treefolk, Triskelavite, Troll, Turtle, Unicorn, Vampire, Vedalken, Viashino, Volver, Wall, Warrior, Weird, Whale, Wizard, Wolf, Wolverine, Wombat, Worm, Wraith, Wurm, Yeti, Zombie, Zubera
Next: Let's use two of the new ones. Thalkos Anteater.
As of Xth edition, Sky Weaver. It's easy to miss, they haven't updated the Ultimus Watch since then.
I'm going to take this in a different direction, let's go with fallen ooze angel.
Chosen of Jubilex 3BB
Creature - Angel Ooze
~ comes into play with 4 +1/+1 counters.
Flying
At end of turn, if one or more creatures were put into the graveyard put a +1/+1 counter on ~. Otherwise, remove a +1/+1 counter.
4/4
The name is a D&D reference. You either get it or I don't care, one or the other. Next: Goblin Faerie. Bonus points if it's not mono-black.
By the way, is changeling officially banned from this game?
I'm wondering that too. Anyway, Weird Dragon coming up. I had Thunderheads in mind.
Dragon Clouds 2RR
Sorcery
Put a 4/4 red Dragon Weird creature with flying and Haste into play. Remove it from the game at end of turn.
Replicate 2RR
I wanted to call it Dragonstorm, but that's taken.
Next: Rhino - Monk
Eater of the Dead is a Horror now. Eater isn't a creature type after all.
Moon Fiend 1BB
Creature - Abomination Lycanthrope
Threshold - If you have seven or cards in your graveyard, ~ gains "Whenever ~ blocks or becomes blocked by a green or white creature, destroy that creature at end of combat."
2/2
It's just semantics, but I think that if they were to make new Werewolves they'd make them Minions. Threshold used here as with Treacherous Werewolf as a full moon or whatever.
Anyway: Dragon Shapeshifter
And please, no Changling.
I accept your challenge. Furthermore I'm going to needlessly use Graft.
Simic Licid 1G
Creature - Licid Mutant
T: ~ loses this ability and becomes an Aura enchantment with enchant creature. Attach it to target creature. You may pay U to end this effect.
Enchanted creature gets +1/+1 for each +1/+1 counter on ~.
Graft 2
0/0
What I want to do for "Next" is to say any type combination mentioned by Maro in today's UG Madness comic, here: (http://www.ugmadness.net/index.php?date=2007-09-17) That's against the rules though. So instead, any two types that rhyme. For example: Bat Cat, or Berserker Assembly-Worker.
This will help: http://www.wizards.com/default.asp?x=mtgcom/arcana/1176
Yeah, that's tough.
Llanowar Stalker 2GG
Creature - Elf Ninja
Shroud, Forestwalk
Ninjutsu 1GG
When ~ deals combat damage to a player, untap each Elf and Forest you control.
2/2
Next: Elf Monk.
Pitiable Freak 3B
Creature - Wretched Mutant
Whenever ~ becomes blocked by a creature, put that creature on top of its owner's library.
2/2
Elven Warhounds, Planeshifted. It has some precident.
Next: Even though Varchild's War-Riders got a ME reprint and is now a Human Warrior instead a War-Rider, it's tokens didn't get fixed. Thereore, Kobold --- Survivor.