Screwball RR
Creature - Goblin Ninja Bureaucrat
During your upkeep, roll a six sided die. ~ gets +X/-X until your next upkeep, where X is the die roll. What the hell am I?
2/2
Grog, Maker of Grog 2RR
Creature - Orc Cook
Sacrifice an Orc: Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. Wait... Is his name Grog or? I just won't ask...
3/2
Father Starfox 3WW
Legendary Creature - Fox Monk
First Strike
WW: Flying UEOT. Gather round children, let me tell you of my days as a great warrior...
3/4
Death Castle 5
Legendary Artifact Creature - Jedi Sand
Whenever ~ becomes the target of a spell or ability, sacrifice ~.
Dark Jedi you control get +2/+3 and fear. Fear will keep the local systems in... OH NO THE TIDE!!!!
0/5
Guys... Calm down. While it's true that wierd creature types generally belong in "Unpossible Creature Types", there are no actual limitations on what can be chosen here...
Creature - Bird Ninja
Flying, Ninjitsu, Bushido 1
2/2
Next - Human Lion
Creature - Bunny Cleric
Tap an untapped non-basic Island or artifact you control, TAP: Draw a card, then discard a card.
0/1
Next - Golem
Creature - Goblin Ninja Bureaucrat
During your upkeep, roll a six sided die. ~ gets +X/-X until your next upkeep, where X is the die roll.
What the hell am I?
2/2
Next - Security Guard
Legendary Creature - Bear King
Trample, First Strike, Protection from Humans
5/4
Next - Blacksmith
Creature - Orc Cook
Sacrifice an Orc: Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature.
Wait... Is his name Grog or? I just won't ask...
3/2
Next - Model
Legendary Creature - Know-It All Guru
Flying
0: Remove ~ from combat and untap ~.
TAP: Draw 2 cards.
3/3
Next - Reporter
Creature - Treefolk
Trample, Forestwalk
2/3
NEXT - Warrior Child
Creature - Cat Phelldagrif
Flying, Protection from creatures with a power of 1
Awww, ain't he cut*chomp*AHHHHH
3/1
Next - Brain God
Legendary Creature - Fox Monk
First Strike
WW: Flying UEOT.
Gather round children, let me tell you of my days as a great warrior...
3/4
Next - Warrior Guard
Legendary Artifact Creature - Jedi Sand
Whenever ~ becomes the target of a spell or ability, sacrifice ~.
Dark Jedi you control get +2/+3 and fear.
Fear will keep the local systems in... OH NO THE TIDE!!!!
0/5
Next - Jedi Yeti
Creature - Reflection
TAP: ~ counts as having the rules text of target creature UEOT.
0/1
Next - Poet
Legendary Creature - Cat Trickster
First Strike
TAP: ~ eats target Legendary Trainer.
3/2
Next - Flying Man
Creature - Ape Illusion
Trample, Flying
2/2
Next - Phoenix
Creature - Clam Knight
First Strike, Islandwalk
2/2
Next - Cyclops