MTG Salvation

Make a card of your favorite character! Make it flavorfull! Let everyone know why that character is your favorite. The rules: it's gotta be a character from something. It's gotta be legendary. It's gotta have flavor text that the charecter actually said. I will allow you to skip the last rule if you chose a charecter who doesn't say anything. If you cannot chose your favorite, you are allowed to make more than 1 card. Last, explain why your card is as it is.

So, as examples:

Jack, the Pumpkin King :3mana::symb::symb:
Legendary Creature- Skeleton Lord
First Strike
:1mana::symb::symtap:: Destroy target non-black, non-artifact creature. It cannot be regenerated.
With the slightest little effort of my ghostlike charms
I have seen grown men give out a shriek
With the wave of my hand, and a well-placed moan
I have swept the very bravest off their feet
4/2

Well, it's black because he's the king of halloween, master of fright, and all that. The Terror- on- a- stick is because, as the "master of fright", it seemed that he should be able to cast Terror at will. Since he is very tall and very thin, he should have less toughness than power, but his reach allows him first strike.

Gir, blue mode
Legendary Artifact Creature
:3mana:: Flip Gir, blue mode.
I need them or I will explode. I do that sometimes.
0/2
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Gir, red mode
Legendary Artifact Creature
:1mana:: Unflip Gir, red mode. Any player may play this ability.
NONE SHALL PASS!!!!!
5/5

Well, as a robot, Gir should be an artifact creature. When his lights are blue, Gir is exceptionally incompetent, but while they are red, Gir is increadably deadly. This does not last long.