Score breakdown:
Balance = 10 possible points
Flavor = 10 possible points
Innovation = 10 possible points
Templating = 5 possible points
35 total possible points
You never altered your card to fit the challenge, so unfortunately I'm going to have to disqualify you.
Total: NULL
Ramses remains his old, Aura-hating self, while losing the nonsensical blue mana in his cost. I typically don't like outright Aura and Equipment hosing, but that ability is cool and compelling enough to make me like this card. It seems like it would tend to be rather swingy, however; useless against some decks but absurd against others. Points for flavor text.
Balance: 7/10
Innovation: 9/10
Flavor: 9/10
Templating: 5/5
Total: 30/35
Some good, simple upgrades to Axelrod, although they're not terribly original. Provoke makes excellent sense here. Flavor text would've been nice.
Balance: 8/10
Innovation: 7/10
Flavor: 7/10
Templating: 5/5
Total: 27/35
An odd combination of abilities that do, however, lead to a cohesive flavor whole. I like how he's such a good pirate that he's capable of stealing from everyone, creatures and players alike. Amusing flavor text. Not sure if I like the decision to keep first strike, since it just seems kind of unnatural in UB, but I understand the mechanical value.
Balance: 10/10
Innovation: 7/10
Flavor: 9/10
Templating: 5/5
Total: 31/35
A logical consolidation of the anti-landwalk legends' abilities. Nothing exciting here, however. Flavor text would have helped a lot. I like the character of Lord Magnus in the Tetsuo Umezawa books, and I wish you'd have done better justice to his flavor.
Balance: 10/10
Innovation: 7/10
Flavor: 6/10
Templating: 4/5 (Mana symbols in wrong order.)
Total: 27/35
I really like your new version of Boris. Phyrexian Processor and Hatred have shown that ability has potential for abuse, but the high cost and relative fragility of this card tends to balance that.
Balance: 9/10
Innovation: 9/10
Flavor: 9/10
Templating: 5/5
Total: 32/35
Wow, this is pretty strong. Deepchannel Mentor costs 6 and has a smaller body and doesn't produce tokens. I don't like that you reused the old flavor text but it makes perfect sense here, so I won't dock you too many points.
Balance: 6/10
Innovation: 8/10
Flavor: 9/10
Templating: 5/5
Total: 28/35
First of all, that flavor text is pretty spectacular. Something tells me the lady could have used a creature type switch from Rogue to Assassin in this version. This is really quite strong as well, but it's an interesting variant on the Royal Assassin ability.
Balance: 7/10
Innovation: 9/10
Flavor: 10/10
Templating: 5/5
Total: 31/35
That black mana seems entirely unnecessary. The gaining-control ability makes flavor sense but is really quite narrow.
Balance: 8/10
Innovation: 8/10
Flavor: 8/20
Templating: 5/5
Total: 29/35
Very similar to SClone’s new Lord Magnus. Points for flavor text. The card itself is rather underwhelming; the abilities aren’t compelling enough to justify playing a legendary, 5-mana, two-colored 3/3.
Balance: 7/10
Innovation: 8/10
Flavor: 9/10
Templating: 5/5
Total: 29/35
I really like some of these. I also like the tweak to the upkeep ability to make it require total commitment. Arcades’s ability is underwhelming. Chromium’s ability is really, really underwhelming. Vaevictis’s ability essentially ends the game if you can get an unblocked hit. Palladia’s ends the game, blockers or no.
Balance: 8/10
Innovation: 9/10
Flavor: 8/10
Templating: 5/5
Total: 30/35
Interesting new shapeshifting ability. It fits with her flavor text, but not with Xira’s actual character (she’s an insect-folk assassin).
Balance: 9/10
Innovation: 9/10
Flavor: 7/10
Templating: 4/5 (It’s an untap step, not an untap phase. Also, I suppose you meant “until the end of your next untap step.”)
Total: 29/35
Spectacular Timmy finisher. Part of me wants to think it’s undercosted, and another part knows that the four colored mana commitment is enough of a cost. Flavor text would have been great.
Balance: 8/10
Innovation: 8/10
Flavor: 8/10
Templating: 5/5
Total: 29/35
Excellent portrayal of Jedit in card form. Doesn’t do anything new or exciting, but a solid card nonetheless.
Balance: 9/10
Innovation: 7/10
Flavor: 9/10
Templating: 3/5 (P/T bonuses come before ability gains, i.e. “Get +1/+0 and have first strike). Don’t capitalize first strike and shroud.)
Total: 28/35
Volrath was in no way in Legends. Disqualified, sorry.
Total: NULL
Lovely. Was not expecting a win with all the great designs other people made for this challenge.
Your next challenge will be to fix one of Wizards' most well-known mistakes: The poor quality of the original Legends. Pick a legendary permanent from Legends and make a new, improved version of it. Judging will be based on balance, flavor, innovation, and templating.
Wise Master Kong2WU
Planeswalker - Kong
+1: Until end of turn, activated abilities of target creature can't be activated and its triggered abilities don't trigger.
-3: Untap all creatures you control, then put a loyalty counter on Wise Master Kong for each creature untapped in this way.
-7: You gain an emblem with "Whenever a nontoken creature you control becomes tapped, you may gain 3 life, draw a card, and put a 1/1 white and blue Advisor creature token onto the battlefield".
{[3]}
Semblance of the Civic GuardRWU
Legendary Enchantment
At the beginning of your upkeep, put a 1/1 red, white, and blue Citizen Soldier creature token onto the battlefield. If you control no creatures, put three of those tokens onto the battlefield instead. RWU, Tap three untapped creatures with total power X you control: Return target attacking creature with converted mana cost X or less to its owner's hand. That creature deals damage equal to its power to its controller.
This would be the Rijksmuseum, specifically the room containing Rembrandt's Night Watch.
Balance = 10 possible points
Flavor = 10 possible points
Innovation = 10 possible points
Templating = 5 possible points
35 total possible points
You never altered your card to fit the challenge, so unfortunately I'm going to have to disqualify you.
Total: NULL
Ramses remains his old, Aura-hating self, while losing the nonsensical blue mana in his cost. I typically don't like outright Aura and Equipment hosing, but that ability is cool and compelling enough to make me like this card. It seems like it would tend to be rather swingy, however; useless against some decks but absurd against others. Points for flavor text.
Balance: 7/10
Innovation: 9/10
Flavor: 9/10
Templating: 5/5
Total: 30/35
Some good, simple upgrades to Axelrod, although they're not terribly original. Provoke makes excellent sense here. Flavor text would've been nice.
Balance: 8/10
Innovation: 7/10
Flavor: 7/10
Templating: 5/5
Total: 27/35
An odd combination of abilities that do, however, lead to a cohesive flavor whole. I like how he's such a good pirate that he's capable of stealing from everyone, creatures and players alike. Amusing flavor text. Not sure if I like the decision to keep first strike, since it just seems kind of unnatural in UB, but I understand the mechanical value.
Balance: 10/10
Innovation: 7/10
Flavor: 9/10
Templating: 5/5
Total: 31/35
A logical consolidation of the anti-landwalk legends' abilities. Nothing exciting here, however. Flavor text would have helped a lot. I like the character of Lord Magnus in the Tetsuo Umezawa books, and I wish you'd have done better justice to his flavor.
Balance: 10/10
Innovation: 7/10
Flavor: 6/10
Templating: 4/5 (Mana symbols in wrong order.)
Total: 27/35
I really like your new version of Boris. Phyrexian Processor and Hatred have shown that ability has potential for abuse, but the high cost and relative fragility of this card tends to balance that.
Balance: 9/10
Innovation: 9/10
Flavor: 9/10
Templating: 5/5
Total: 32/35
Wow, this is pretty strong. Deepchannel Mentor costs 6 and has a smaller body and doesn't produce tokens. I don't like that you reused the old flavor text but it makes perfect sense here, so I won't dock you too many points.
Balance: 6/10
Innovation: 8/10
Flavor: 9/10
Templating: 5/5
Total: 28/35
First of all, that flavor text is pretty spectacular. Something tells me the lady could have used a creature type switch from Rogue to Assassin in this version. This is really quite strong as well, but it's an interesting variant on the Royal Assassin ability.
Balance: 7/10
Innovation: 9/10
Flavor: 10/10
Templating: 5/5
Total: 31/35
That black mana seems entirely unnecessary. The gaining-control ability makes flavor sense but is really quite narrow.
Balance: 8/10
Innovation: 8/10
Flavor: 8/20
Templating: 5/5
Total: 29/35
Very similar to SClone’s new Lord Magnus. Points for flavor text. The card itself is rather underwhelming; the abilities aren’t compelling enough to justify playing a legendary, 5-mana, two-colored 3/3.
Balance: 7/10
Innovation: 8/10
Flavor: 9/10
Templating: 5/5
Total: 29/35
I really like some of these. I also like the tweak to the upkeep ability to make it require total commitment. Arcades’s ability is underwhelming. Chromium’s ability is really, really underwhelming. Vaevictis’s ability essentially ends the game if you can get an unblocked hit. Palladia’s ends the game, blockers or no.
Balance: 8/10
Innovation: 9/10
Flavor: 8/10
Templating: 5/5
Total: 30/35
Interesting new shapeshifting ability. It fits with her flavor text, but not with Xira’s actual character (she’s an insect-folk assassin).
Balance: 9/10
Innovation: 9/10
Flavor: 7/10
Templating: 4/5 (It’s an untap step, not an untap phase. Also, I suppose you meant “until the end of your next untap step.”)
Total: 29/35
Spectacular Timmy finisher. Part of me wants to think it’s undercosted, and another part knows that the four colored mana commitment is enough of a cost. Flavor text would have been great.
Balance: 8/10
Innovation: 8/10
Flavor: 8/10
Templating: 5/5
Total: 29/35
Excellent portrayal of Jedit in card form. Doesn’t do anything new or exciting, but a solid card nonetheless.
Balance: 9/10
Innovation: 7/10
Flavor: 9/10
Templating: 3/5 (P/T bonuses come before ability gains, i.e. “Get +1/+0 and have first strike). Don’t capitalize first strike and shroud.)
Total: 28/35
Volrath was in no way in Legends. Disqualified, sorry.
Total: NULL
swishh
I̟̥͍̠ͅn̩͉̣͍̬͚ͅ ̬̬͖t̯̹̞̺͖͓̯̤h̘͍̬e͙̯͈̖̼̮ ̭̬f̺̲̲̪i͙͉̟̩̰r̪̝͚͈̝̥͍̝̲s̼̻͇̘̳͔ͅt̲̺̳̗̜̪̙ ̳̺̥̻͚̗ͅm̜̜̟̰͈͓͎͇o̝̖̮̝͇m̯̻̞̼̫̗͓̤e̩̯̬̮̩n͎̱̪̲̹͖t͇̖s̰̮ͅ,̤̲͙̻̭̻̯̹̰ ̖t̫̙̺̯͖͚̯ͅh͙̯̦̳̗̰̟e͖̪͉̼̯ ̪͕g̞̣͔a̗̦t̬̬͓͙̫̖̭̻e̩̻̯ ̜̖̦̖̤̭͙̬t̞̹̥̪͎͉ͅo͕͚͍͇̲͇͓̺ ̭̬͙͈̣̻t͈͍͙͓̫̖͙̩h̪̬̖̙e̗͈ ̗̬̟̞̺̤͉̯ͅa̦̯͚̙̜̮f͉͙̲̣̞̼t̪̤̞̣͚e̲͉̳̥r͇̪̙͚͓l̥̞̞͎̹̯̹ͅi͓̬f̮̥̬̞͈ͅe͎ ̟̩̤̳̠̯̩̯o̮̘̲p̟͚̣̞͉͓e͍̩̣n͔̼͕͚̜e̬̱d̼̘͎̖̹͍̮̠,͖̺̭̱̮ ̣̲͖̬̪̭̥a̪͚n̟̲̝̤̤̞̗d̘̱̗͇̮͕̳͕͔ ͖̞͉͎t̹̙͎h̰̱͉̗e̪̞̱̝̹̩ͅ ̠̱̩̭̦p̯̙e͓o̳͚̰̯̺̱̰͔̘p̬͎̱̣̼̩͇l̗̟̖͚̠e̱͉͔̱̦̬̟̙ ̖͚̪͔̼̦w̺̖̤̱e͖̗̻̦͓̖̘̜r̭̥e͔̹̫̱͕̦̰͕ ̗͔̠p̠̗͍͍̱̳̠r̰͔͎̰o͉̥͓̰͚̥s̟͚̹̱͔̣t͉̙̳̖͖̪̮r̥̘̥͙̹a͉̟̫̟̳̠̟̭t͈̜̰͈͎e̞̣̭̲̬ ͚̗̯̟͙i͍͖̰̘̦͖͉ṇ̮̻̯̦̲̩͍ ̦̮͚̫̤t͉͖̫͕ͅͅh͙̮̻̘̣̮̼e͕̺ ͙l͕̠͎̰̥i̲͓͉̲g̫̳̟͈͇̖h̠̦̖t͓̯͎̗ ̳̪̘̟̙̩̦o̫̲f̙͔̰̙̠ ̹̪̗͇̯t͖̼̼͉͖̬h̹͇̩e͚̖̺̤͉̹͕̪ ͚͓̭̝̺G͎̗̯̩o̫̯̮̟̮̳̘d̜̲͙̠-̩̳̯̲̗̜P̹̘̥͉̝h͍͈̗̖̝ͅa͍̗̮̼̗r̜̖͇̙̺a̭̺͔̞̳͈o̪̣͓̯̬͙̯̰̗h̖̦͈̥̯͔.͇̣̙̝
I̟̥͍̠ͅn̩͉̣͍̬͚ͅ ̬̬͖t̯̹̞̺͖͓̯̤h̘͍̬e͙̯͈̖̼̮ ̭̬f̺̲̲̪i͙͉̟̩̰r̪̝͚͈̝̥͍̝̲s̼̻͇̘̳͔ͅt̲̺̳̗̜̪̙ ̳̺̥̻͚̗ͅm̜̜̟̰͈͓͎͇o̝̖̮̝͇m̯̻̞̼̫̗͓̤e̩̯̬̮̩n͎̱̪̲̹͖t͇̖s̰̮ͅ,̤̲͙̻̭̻̯̹̰ ̖t̫̙̺̯͖͚̯ͅh͙̯̦̳̗̰̟e͖̪͉̼̯ ̪͕g̞̣͔a̗̦t̬̬͓͙̫̖̭̻e̩̻̯ ̜̖̦̖̤̭͙̬t̞̹̥̪͎͉ͅo͕͚͍͇̲͇͓̺ ̭̬͙͈̣̻t͈͍͙͓̫̖͙̩h̪̬̖̙e̗͈ ̗̬̟̞̺̤͉̯ͅa̦̯͚̙̜̮f͉͙̲̣̞̼t̪̤̞̣͚e̲͉̳̥r͇̪̙͚͓l̥̞̞͎̹̯̹ͅi͓̬f̮̥̬̞͈ͅe͎ ̟̩̤̳̠̯̩̯o̮̘̲p̟͚̣̞͉͓e͍̩̣n͔̼͕͚̜e̬̱d̼̘͎̖̹͍̮̠,͖̺̭̱̮ ̣̲͖̬̪̭̥a̪͚n̟̲̝̤̤̞̗d̘̱̗͇̮͕̳͕͔ ͖̞͉͎t̹̙͎h̰̱͉̗e̪̞̱̝̹̩ͅ ̠̱̩̭̦p̯̙e͓o̳͚̰̯̺̱̰͔̘p̬͎̱̣̼̩͇l̗̟̖͚̠e̱͉͔̱̦̬̟̙ ̖͚̪͔̼̦w̺̖̤̱e͖̗̻̦͓̖̘̜r̭̥e͔̹̫̱͕̦̰͕ ̗͔̠p̠̗͍͍̱̳̠r̰͔͎̰o͉̥͓̰͚̥s̟͚̹̱͔̣t͉̙̳̖͖̪̮r̥̘̥͙̹a͉̟̫̟̳̠̟̭t͈̜̰͈͎e̞̣̭̲̬ ͚̗̯̟͙i͍͖̰̘̦͖͉ṇ̮̻̯̦̲̩͍ ̦̮͚̫̤t͉͖̫͕ͅͅh͙̮̻̘̣̮̼e͕̺ ͙l͕̠͎̰̥i̲͓͉̲g̫̳̟͈͇̖h̠̦̖t͓̯͎̗ ̳̪̘̟̙̩̦o̫̲f̙͔̰̙̠ ̹̪̗͇̯t͖̼̼͉͖̬h̹͇̩e͚̖̺̤͉̹͕̪ ͚͓̭̝̺G͎̗̯̩o̫̯̮̟̮̳̘d̜̲͙̠-̩̳̯̲̗̜P̹̘̥͉̝h͍͈̗̖̝ͅa͍̗̮̼̗r̜̖͇̙̺a̭̺͔̞̳͈o̪̣͓̯̬͙̯̰̗h̖̦͈̥̯͔.͇̣̙̝
Your next challenge will be to fix one of Wizards' most well-known mistakes: The poor quality of the original Legends. Pick a legendary permanent from Legends and make a new, improved version of it. Judging will be based on balance, flavor, innovation, and templating.
I̟̥͍̠ͅn̩͉̣͍̬͚ͅ ̬̬͖t̯̹̞̺͖͓̯̤h̘͍̬e͙̯͈̖̼̮ ̭̬f̺̲̲̪i͙͉̟̩̰r̪̝͚͈̝̥͍̝̲s̼̻͇̘̳͔ͅt̲̺̳̗̜̪̙ ̳̺̥̻͚̗ͅm̜̜̟̰͈͓͎͇o̝̖̮̝͇m̯̻̞̼̫̗͓̤e̩̯̬̮̩n͎̱̪̲̹͖t͇̖s̰̮ͅ,̤̲͙̻̭̻̯̹̰ ̖t̫̙̺̯͖͚̯ͅh͙̯̦̳̗̰̟e͖̪͉̼̯ ̪͕g̞̣͔a̗̦t̬̬͓͙̫̖̭̻e̩̻̯ ̜̖̦̖̤̭͙̬t̞̹̥̪͎͉ͅo͕͚͍͇̲͇͓̺ ̭̬͙͈̣̻t͈͍͙͓̫̖͙̩h̪̬̖̙e̗͈ ̗̬̟̞̺̤͉̯ͅa̦̯͚̙̜̮f͉͙̲̣̞̼t̪̤̞̣͚e̲͉̳̥r͇̪̙͚͓l̥̞̞͎̹̯̹ͅi͓̬f̮̥̬̞͈ͅe͎ ̟̩̤̳̠̯̩̯o̮̘̲p̟͚̣̞͉͓e͍̩̣n͔̼͕͚̜e̬̱d̼̘͎̖̹͍̮̠,͖̺̭̱̮ ̣̲͖̬̪̭̥a̪͚n̟̲̝̤̤̞̗d̘̱̗͇̮͕̳͕͔ ͖̞͉͎t̹̙͎h̰̱͉̗e̪̞̱̝̹̩ͅ ̠̱̩̭̦p̯̙e͓o̳͚̰̯̺̱̰͔̘p̬͎̱̣̼̩͇l̗̟̖͚̠e̱͉͔̱̦̬̟̙ ̖͚̪͔̼̦w̺̖̤̱e͖̗̻̦͓̖̘̜r̭̥e͔̹̫̱͕̦̰͕ ̗͔̠p̠̗͍͍̱̳̠r̰͔͎̰o͉̥͓̰͚̥s̟͚̹̱͔̣t͉̙̳̖͖̪̮r̥̘̥͙̹a͉̟̫̟̳̠̟̭t͈̜̰͈͎e̞̣̭̲̬ ͚̗̯̟͙i͍͖̰̘̦͖͉ṇ̮̻̯̦̲̩͍ ̦̮͚̫̤t͉͖̫͕ͅͅh͙̮̻̘̣̮̼e͕̺ ͙l͕̠͎̰̥i̲͓͉̲g̫̳̟͈͇̖h̠̦̖t͓̯͎̗ ̳̪̘̟̙̩̦o̫̲f̙͔̰̙̠ ̹̪̗͇̯t͖̼̼͉͖̬h̹͇̩e͚̖̺̤͉̹͕̪ ͚͓̭̝̺G͎̗̯̩o̫̯̮̟̮̳̘d̜̲͙̠-̩̳̯̲̗̜P̹̘̥͉̝h͍͈̗̖̝ͅa͍̗̮̼̗r̜̖͇̙̺a̭̺͔̞̳͈o̪̣͓̯̬͙̯̰̗h̖̦͈̥̯͔.͇̣̙̝
Planeswalker - Kong
+1: Until end of turn, activated abilities of target creature can't be activated and its triggered abilities don't trigger.
-3: Untap all creatures you control, then put a loyalty counter on Wise Master Kong for each creature untapped in this way.
-7: You gain an emblem with "Whenever a nontoken creature you control becomes tapped, you may gain 3 life, draw a card, and put a 1/1 white and blue Advisor creature token onto the battlefield".
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Representing Confucius.
I̟̥͍̠ͅn̩͉̣͍̬͚ͅ ̬̬͖t̯̹̞̺͖͓̯̤h̘͍̬e͙̯͈̖̼̮ ̭̬f̺̲̲̪i͙͉̟̩̰r̪̝͚͈̝̥͍̝̲s̼̻͇̘̳͔ͅt̲̺̳̗̜̪̙ ̳̺̥̻͚̗ͅm̜̜̟̰͈͓͎͇o̝̖̮̝͇m̯̻̞̼̫̗͓̤e̩̯̬̮̩n͎̱̪̲̹͖t͇̖s̰̮ͅ,̤̲͙̻̭̻̯̹̰ ̖t̫̙̺̯͖͚̯ͅh͙̯̦̳̗̰̟e͖̪͉̼̯ ̪͕g̞̣͔a̗̦t̬̬͓͙̫̖̭̻e̩̻̯ ̜̖̦̖̤̭͙̬t̞̹̥̪͎͉ͅo͕͚͍͇̲͇͓̺ ̭̬͙͈̣̻t͈͍͙͓̫̖͙̩h̪̬̖̙e̗͈ ̗̬̟̞̺̤͉̯ͅa̦̯͚̙̜̮f͉͙̲̣̞̼t̪̤̞̣͚e̲͉̳̥r͇̪̙͚͓l̥̞̞͎̹̯̹ͅi͓̬f̮̥̬̞͈ͅe͎ ̟̩̤̳̠̯̩̯o̮̘̲p̟͚̣̞͉͓e͍̩̣n͔̼͕͚̜e̬̱d̼̘͎̖̹͍̮̠,͖̺̭̱̮ ̣̲͖̬̪̭̥a̪͚n̟̲̝̤̤̞̗d̘̱̗͇̮͕̳͕͔ ͖̞͉͎t̹̙͎h̰̱͉̗e̪̞̱̝̹̩ͅ ̠̱̩̭̦p̯̙e͓o̳͚̰̯̺̱̰͔̘p̬͎̱̣̼̩͇l̗̟̖͚̠e̱͉͔̱̦̬̟̙ ̖͚̪͔̼̦w̺̖̤̱e͖̗̻̦͓̖̘̜r̭̥e͔̹̫̱͕̦̰͕ ̗͔̠p̠̗͍͍̱̳̠r̰͔͎̰o͉̥͓̰͚̥s̟͚̹̱͔̣t͉̙̳̖͖̪̮r̥̘̥͙̹a͉̟̫̟̳̠̟̭t͈̜̰͈͎e̞̣̭̲̬ ͚̗̯̟͙i͍͖̰̘̦͖͉ṇ̮̻̯̦̲̩͍ ̦̮͚̫̤t͉͖̫͕ͅͅh͙̮̻̘̣̮̼e͕̺ ͙l͕̠͎̰̥i̲͓͉̲g̫̳̟͈͇̖h̠̦̖t͓̯͎̗ ̳̪̘̟̙̩̦o̫̲f̙͔̰̙̠ ̹̪̗͇̯t͖̼̼͉͖̬h̹͇̩e͚̖̺̤͉̹͕̪ ͚͓̭̝̺G͎̗̯̩o̫̯̮̟̮̳̘d̜̲͙̠-̩̳̯̲̗̜P̹̘̥͉̝h͍͈̗̖̝ͅa͍̗̮̼̗r̜̖͇̙̺a̭̺͔̞̳͈o̪̣͓̯̬͙̯̰̗h̖̦͈̥̯͔.͇̣̙̝
Legendary Enchantment
At the beginning of your upkeep, put a 1/1 red, white, and blue Citizen Soldier creature token onto the battlefield. If you control no creatures, put three of those tokens onto the battlefield instead.
RWU, Tap three untapped creatures with total power X you control: Return target attacking creature with converted mana cost X or less to its owner's hand. That creature deals damage equal to its power to its controller.
This would be the Rijksmuseum, specifically the room containing Rembrandt's Night Watch.
I̟̥͍̠ͅn̩͉̣͍̬͚ͅ ̬̬͖t̯̹̞̺͖͓̯̤h̘͍̬e͙̯͈̖̼̮ ̭̬f̺̲̲̪i͙͉̟̩̰r̪̝͚͈̝̥͍̝̲s̼̻͇̘̳͔ͅt̲̺̳̗̜̪̙ ̳̺̥̻͚̗ͅm̜̜̟̰͈͓͎͇o̝̖̮̝͇m̯̻̞̼̫̗͓̤e̩̯̬̮̩n͎̱̪̲̹͖t͇̖s̰̮ͅ,̤̲͙̻̭̻̯̹̰ ̖t̫̙̺̯͖͚̯ͅh͙̯̦̳̗̰̟e͖̪͉̼̯ ̪͕g̞̣͔a̗̦t̬̬͓͙̫̖̭̻e̩̻̯ ̜̖̦̖̤̭͙̬t̞̹̥̪͎͉ͅo͕͚͍͇̲͇͓̺ ̭̬͙͈̣̻t͈͍͙͓̫̖͙̩h̪̬̖̙e̗͈ ̗̬̟̞̺̤͉̯ͅa̦̯͚̙̜̮f͉͙̲̣̞̼t̪̤̞̣͚e̲͉̳̥r͇̪̙͚͓l̥̞̞͎̹̯̹ͅi͓̬f̮̥̬̞͈ͅe͎ ̟̩̤̳̠̯̩̯o̮̘̲p̟͚̣̞͉͓e͍̩̣n͔̼͕͚̜e̬̱d̼̘͎̖̹͍̮̠,͖̺̭̱̮ ̣̲͖̬̪̭̥a̪͚n̟̲̝̤̤̞̗d̘̱̗͇̮͕̳͕͔ ͖̞͉͎t̹̙͎h̰̱͉̗e̪̞̱̝̹̩ͅ ̠̱̩̭̦p̯̙e͓o̳͚̰̯̺̱̰͔̘p̬͎̱̣̼̩͇l̗̟̖͚̠e̱͉͔̱̦̬̟̙ ̖͚̪͔̼̦w̺̖̤̱e͖̗̻̦͓̖̘̜r̭̥e͔̹̫̱͕̦̰͕ ̗͔̠p̠̗͍͍̱̳̠r̰͔͎̰o͉̥͓̰͚̥s̟͚̹̱͔̣t͉̙̳̖͖̪̮r̥̘̥͙̹a͉̟̫̟̳̠̟̭t͈̜̰͈͎e̞̣̭̲̬ ͚̗̯̟͙i͍͖̰̘̦͖͉ṇ̮̻̯̦̲̩͍ ̦̮͚̫̤t͉͖̫͕ͅͅh͙̮̻̘̣̮̼e͕̺ ͙l͕̠͎̰̥i̲͓͉̲g̫̳̟͈͇̖h̠̦̖t͓̯͎̗ ̳̪̘̟̙̩̦o̫̲f̙͔̰̙̠ ̹̪̗͇̯t͖̼̼͉͖̬h̹͇̩e͚̖̺̤͉̹͕̪ ͚͓̭̝̺G͎̗̯̩o̫̯̮̟̮̳̘d̜̲͙̠-̩̳̯̲̗̜P̹̘̥͉̝h͍͈̗̖̝ͅa͍̗̮̼̗r̜̖͇̙̺a̭̺͔̞̳͈o̪̣͓̯̬͙̯̰̗h̖̦͈̥̯͔.͇̣̙̝