MTG Salvation

Yagmoth's Offspring :1mana::symb::symb:
Creature - Demon Spawn
Discard a card: Add to your mana pool.
Some say they are a Bargain.
2/2

Next: Mollest

Form of the Demon :3mana::symb::symb::symb:
Enchantment
When Form of the Demon comes into play your life is set to 5 life.
You can neither gain nor lose life while Form of the Demon is in play.
Each upkeep an opponent of your choice loses 1 life.
If all opponents have less than 5 life sacrifice Form of the Demon.

Next: Masochistic Destruction

Spammer Elite! :6mana::symg:
Creature - Spore
When Spammer Elite comes into play put X green 0/1 SPAM tokens on the table, where X is the number of tokens it takes to completely cover the table. Each token must be atleast the length and width of a Magic card. No one controls these tokens.
6/6

NEXT: Forever Forgetful

Disturbing Shadows :3mana::symb:
Creature - Shade Shapeshifter
Copy target creature and add ":symb:: this creature gains +1/+1 until end of turn."
0/1

Next: Puss God

Toshiro Umezawa's Disturbing Shadow :1mana::symb::symb:
Legendary Creature -- Shade Samurai
Your permanents do not untap during your untap phase.
Trample, Vigalance
Bushido 2 to the power of X where X is the number of tapped permanets you control.
2/1

Next: Jibbering Acid

Black Lotus Seeds
Artifact
sacrifice: Add to your mana pool.
:symtap:, sacrifice: Add of any color to your mana pool.
For some reason these seeds look familiar.

Next: Eternal Burn

Reign of Terror :4mana::symb::symb:
Enchantment
When Reign of Terror comes into play destroy all creatures.
At the beginning of each upkeep lose 1 life.
At the beginning of your upkeep destroy all of your opponent's creatures.

---- too slow ---
Ring of the Pretender
Artifact
When ~ comes into play choose a creature. That creature gains all creature types and becomes Legendary while ~ remains in play.

Next: Fluffy, the Magic Dragon

Tel-Jilad Ninja :symg::symb:
Creature -- Elf Ninja
Ninjitsu Sacrifice a Creature
Protection from artifacts.
When ~ deals damage to a player that player sacrifices all artifacts with counters on them.
F*** Affinity.
3/2

Next: Fixed

Blue-Flame Kami :2mana::symr:
Creature - Spirit
When ~ comes into play deal 3 damage to target creature.
2/1

Next: Magic Missiles

That Which Farts :3mana::symb::symb:
Creature - Abomination
Flying
When That Which Farts attacks, all creatures without flying can not block until end of turn.
Pass though the wind, pass over the wind, or just pass wind.
3/3

Next: Fecal Rats

Exaggerate :symu::symg:
Instant
Reveal your hand, your oppoenent names a card in your hand. Then choose a card at random from your hand; draw a card if it is the named card, otherwise target creature gains +5/+5 until end of turn.
Sometimes believing a lie is as good as the truth. Sometimes stretching the truth is as good as a lie. -- Gnome Proverb.

Next: Shinny Happy Scorpions

Goblin Breakmage :2mana::symr:
Sorcery
Sacrifice two non token goblins as an additional cost.
Deal 10 damage to target player.
"Goblin break Mage" -- Ancient goblin wisdom

Next: Dungeon Dragon

Destroyer of Barriers :5mana::symr:
Creature - Goblin Mutant
When ~ comes into play destroy all walls and creatures with defender.
Just what is needed, a drawback for drawbacks -- Giffnod, goblin breader.
4/5

Next: Giffnod, Goblin Breader

Lifetime of Regrets :3mana::symw:
Creature - Cleric
All creatures must block ~ if possible. When ever ~ deals damage to a creature that is put into the graveyard this turn put a regret counter on ~. When ~ has 3 or more regret counters on it sacrifice it and lose 2 life. ~ can not deal damage to players.
5/5

Next: Dancing Devil

Guardian's Range
Land - Mountain
(:symtap: add to your mana pool)
Sacrifice Guardian's Range: Target red permanent you control gains protection from all colors until end of turn.

Next: Fool's Fiasco