Kaalia's Asassian1BB [U]
Creature - Human Warrior
Deathtouch R: Target creature must block Kaalia's Asassian this turn if able. "The living are constantly on the brink of death. Sometimes, all it takes to push them over is a single drop of poison."
-Kyndra, Asassian of the Vast
2/1
But seriously, you can pay for its Gather ability with its mana ability to chain token copies of it into play for an unlimited number of landfall triggers.
Fury's Essence3RG [R]
Enchantment
Creatures you control have Trample. Berserk -- Whenever a creature you control attacks, double its power. Sacrifice it at the beginning of the end step. The last few moments of a rampage are honored above all else in the Gruul Clan.
Mizzium Overload2UURR [M]
Sorcery
As an additional cost to cast Mizzium Overload, exile the top half of your library, rounded up.
You may cast target exiled instant or sorcery you own without paying its mana cost.
Overload 4UUURRR(You may cast this card for its overload cost. If you do, change this card's text by replacing each instance of the word "target" with the word "each".) "One part madness, one part genius. Just like me."
-Niv Mizzet, Dracogenius
Scavenger Infestation3BG [R]
Sorcery
Each player sacrifices all creatures they control. For each creature sacrificed this way, its controller puts a 2/2 green Ooze creature token onto the battlefield. "Generally, you'd have nothing to fear from a scavenger. Generally, a company of 30 soldiers would be able to defend themselves from oozes. We have a problem."
-Agrus Kos, Wojek Veteran
Nihil CharmBBB [R]
Instant
Choose one - Target creature gets -4/-4 until end of turn, or target player discards two cards, or put a -1/-1 counter on each creature target player controls.
Bant, the Shardmender3GWWU [M]
Legendary Creature - Human Priest
Exalted
Other green creatures you control get +3/+3.
Other white creatures you control are indestructible.
Other blue creatures you control gain Hexproof. One man to unite a nation.
3/3
IIW: Create a keyword named Disfigure. Figure out what it does and make a card for it. It can be disfigure X!
Magus of the Lap3BR
Creature - Human Stripper Wizard
When Magus of the Lap enters the battlefield, target player must give you a lapdance.
3/3
Kadeen's Reclamation1RWW [M]
Sorcery Time of Need -- If an opponent controls two or more creatures and you control none, put five 1/1 red and white mirrian Soldier creature tokens into play with First Strike.
Destroy all non-Mirrian creatures. (A mirrian creature has the mirrian watermark.) A single man to save his nation.
Scavenger's Call1GG [U]
Instant
Put two 2/2 green Ooze creature tokens into play, then sacrifice a creature. Life may attract attention, but death does so even more.
Bookeater Leviathan4UUU [M]
Creature - Leviathan
Trample, Shroud
Bookeater Leviathan's power and toughness are equal to the number of cards in your graveyard.
*/*
Creature - Human Warrior
Deathtouch
R: Target creature must block Kaalia's Asassian this turn if able.
"The living are constantly on the brink of death. Sometimes, all it takes to push them over is a single drop of poison."
-Kyndra, Asassian of the Vast
2/1
IIW: A mythic
Oh no! Now I'll never know how big my Calcite Snapper is!
Fury's Essence 3RG [R]
Enchantment
Creatures you control have Trample.
Berserk -- Whenever a creature you control attacks, double its power. Sacrifice it at the beginning of the end step.
The last few moments of a rampage are honored above all else in the Gruul Clan.
IIW: A mythic.
Creature - Human Soldier
Whenever a creature you control dies during combat, put a +1/+1 counter on ~ and ~ fights target creature.
2/2
IIW: A mythic
Creature - Human Wizard
Whenever you discard a card, each other player discards a card.
2/3
IIW: A mythic
Artifact
UR, Sacrifice Mindslaver: Gain control of target creature until end of turn. Untap it. It gains haste until end of turn.
IIW: Split Second
Artifact
UR,T, sacrifice Mindslaver: Gain controlls of target creature until end of turn and untap it. It gains haste.
Sorcery
As an additional cost to cast Mizzium Overload, exile the top half of your library, rounded up.
You may cast target exiled instant or sorcery you own without paying its mana cost.
Overload 4UUURRR (You may cast this card for its overload cost. If you do, change this card's text by replacing each instance of the word "target" with the word "each".)
"One part madness, one part genius. Just like me."
-Niv Mizzet, Dracogenius
IIW: Split Second.
Sorcery
Each player sacrifices all creatures they control. For each creature sacrificed this way, its controller puts a 2/2 green Ooze creature token onto the battlefield.
"Generally, you'd have nothing to fear from a scavenger. Generally, a company of 30 soldiers would be able to defend themselves from oozes. We have a problem."
-Agrus Kos, Wojek Veteran
Instant
Choose one - Target creature gets -4/-4 until end of turn, or target player discards two cards, or put a -1/-1 counter on each creature target player controls.
IIW: Split Second
Legendary Creature - Human Priest
Exalted
Other green creatures you control get +3/+3.
Other white creatures you control are indestructible.
Other blue creatures you control gain Hexproof.
One man to unite a nation.
3/3
IIW: Create a keyword named Disfigure. Figure out what it does and make a card for it. It can be disfigure X!
Inb4 grisselbrand restored
Magus of the Lap 3BRCreature - Human Stripper Wizard
When Magus of the Lap enters the battlefield, target player must give you a lapdance.
3/3
Kadeen's Reclamation 1RWW [M]
Sorcery
Time of Need -- If an opponent controls two or more creatures and you control none, put five 1/1 red and white mirrian Soldier creature tokens into play with First Strike.
Destroy all non-Mirrian creatures. (A mirrian creature has the mirrian watermark.)
A single man to save his nation.
Instant
Put two 2/2 green Ooze creature tokens into play, then sacrifice a creature.
Life may attract attention, but death does so even more.
IIW: Split Second Shenanigans.
Creature - Leviathan
Trample, Shroud
Bookeater Leviathan's power and toughness are equal to the number of cards in your graveyard.
*/*
IIW: Split Second
Land
:symtap:: Add G to your mana pool.
:symtap:: Add RR to your mana pool. Activate this ability only if it's not your turn.
IIW: Split Second
Sorcery
Put 2 -1/-1 counters on target creature. If you control a Horror, instead put 4 -1/-1 counters on that creature.
IIW: Split Second.