This Isn't Even My Final FormWUBRG
Sorcery Singular (After this spell resolves, if it's not a copy, search your hand, library, and graveyard for all copies of ~ and exile them. You lose the game if you play another copy of ~ from your deck.)
Put X +1/+1 counters on target creature where X is double the total number of +1/+1 counters on all creatures.
If ~ is countered, instead remove all +1/+1 counters from each creature they control and put that many on target creature; or put five +1/+1 counters on target creature, whichever is greater.
Exile ~ afterwards.
SELVAXRI! King of Misfortune & Master of Rocket Launchers "Do ya feel lucky? Because you'd better start runnin' while you still can." 375 Misfortune {+3 signed AP's} & 104 Rocket Launcher (41 AQ/ 63 Rev) Edgar Rice Burroughs, forgotten legend of the word.
Artorias the AbysswalkerWWW
Legendary Creature- Spirit
Protection from Black, indestructible WW, Exile ~: Draw a card. Return ~ to the battlefield at the start of you next turn. Play this ability only when an opponent casts a black spell.
2/4
SELVAXRI! King of Misfortune & Master of Rocket Launchers "Do ya feel lucky? Because you'd better start runnin' while you still can." 375 Misfortune {+3 signed AP's} & 104 Rocket Launcher (41 AQ/ 63 Rev) Edgar Rice Burroughs, forgotten legend of the word.
Triumph of Pain3RB
Enchantment
Whenever a source you control deal damage to a creatures, remove a +1/+1 counter from that creature.
"You can survive a grievous injury, but you can't get back past losing limbs."
Nexus of Aht'Ryu
Tattered Gowns
Gesk's Pawnshop
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SELVAXRI! King of Misfortune & Master of Rocket Launchers "Do ya feel lucky? Because you'd better start runnin' while you still can." 375 Misfortune {+3 signed AP's} & 104 Rocket Launcher (41 AQ/ 63 Rev) Edgar Rice Burroughs, forgotten legend of the word.
SELVAXRI! King of Misfortune & Master of Rocket Launchers "Do ya feel lucky? Because you'd better start runnin' while you still can." 375 Misfortune {+3 signed AP's} & 104 Rocket Launcher (41 AQ/ 63 Rev) Edgar Rice Burroughs, forgotten legend of the word.
Diamondscale Dragon8
Artifact Creature- Dragon
You may pay WUBRG instead of paying it's casting cost. If you do, ~ has 'Protection from Everything.'
Flying, Sunburst- Put a charge counter on ~ for each color of mana spent to pay it's costing cost. 2, remove a charge counter: Redirect target spell or ability that targets only ~ to another target of your choice instead.
6/6
Rambling Preacher
Deafening Sermons
Papal Summons
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SELVAXRI! King of Misfortune & Master of Rocket Launchers "Do ya feel lucky? Because you'd better start runnin' while you still can." 375 Misfortune {+3 signed AP's} & 104 Rocket Launcher (41 AQ/ 63 Rev) Edgar Rice Burroughs, forgotten legend of the word.
Pyretongue Dragon3RRR
Creature-Dragon
Flying, haste R: ~ gets +1/+0 until end of turn. RRR: ~ deals X damage, divided any way you choose amongst any number of target creatures, where X is it's power. Play this ability only once a turn.
5/5
Tin-coil Leaper
Wirekin Snag
Uppsy & Daisy
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SELVAXRI! King of Misfortune & Master of Rocket Launchers "Do ya feel lucky? Because you'd better start runnin' while you still can." 375 Misfortune {+3 signed AP's} & 104 Rocket Launcher (41 AQ/ 63 Rev) Edgar Rice Burroughs, forgotten legend of the word.
Drifting EmptinessWUUB
Creature- Elemental Spirit
Shroud, defender
Prevent all damage dealt to this by creatures.
Whenever ~ blocks a creature, that creature loses all abilities until ~ leaves the battlefield. The embodiment of melancholy. One whiff of it's esper and you'll lose all motivations, hatred and hostility. Best of all, it takes no sides in any conflict.
SELVAXRI! King of Misfortune & Master of Rocket Launchers "Do ya feel lucky? Because you'd better start runnin' while you still can." 375 Misfortune {+3 signed AP's} & 104 Rocket Launcher (41 AQ/ 63 Rev) Edgar Rice Burroughs, forgotten legend of the word.
Gilded Palace
Legendary Land T: Add one mana that shares a color of a legendary creature you control to your mana pool.
Tap two untapped Legendary creatures you control, T: Add three mana of any one color to your mana pool.
SELVAXRI! King of Misfortune & Master of Rocket Launchers "Do ya feel lucky? Because you'd better start runnin' while you still can." 375 Misfortune {+3 signed AP's} & 104 Rocket Launcher (41 AQ/ 63 Rev) Edgar Rice Burroughs, forgotten legend of the word.
Shredding Dunes
Land- Desert T: Add 1 to your mana pool. T: ~ deals 1 damage to target attacking creature. Play this ability at the end of combat. 3, T, sacrifice a Desert: Until end of turn, Deserts you control deal an additional 1 damage to attacking creatures.
Caustic Wastes
Jibbering Lunatics
Dubious Advice
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SELVAXRI! King of Misfortune & Master of Rocket Launchers "Do ya feel lucky? Because you'd better start runnin' while you still can." 375 Misfortune {+3 signed AP's} & 104 Rocket Launcher (41 AQ/ 63 Rev) Edgar Rice Burroughs, forgotten legend of the word.
Roar of the Dragons3RRR
Instant
Dragon Convoke
Dragon creatures you control get +X/+0 where X is the total number of Dragons you control.
If no mana was used to cast ~, choose a dragon tapped this way. That dragon deals damage X damage, divided any way you choose, amongst any number of target creatures. X is the dragon's power.
Ninja Wombat
Commando Mentality
Roast//Baste
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SELVAXRI! King of Misfortune & Master of Rocket Launchers "Do ya feel lucky? Because you'd better start runnin' while you still can." 375 Misfortune {+3 signed AP's} & 104 Rocket Launcher (41 AQ/ 63 Rev) Edgar Rice Burroughs, forgotten legend of the word.
Skeletal AbominationxxBBB
Creature- Skeleton Horror
~ enters the battlefield with X +1/+1 counters on it.
Exile a creature from your graveyard: Regenerate ~.
Whenever ~ is dealt damage, remove a +1/+1 counter.
0/0
Snickering Cohort
Cackle Fit
Embark
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SELVAXRI! King of Misfortune & Master of Rocket Launchers "Do ya feel lucky? Because you'd better start runnin' while you still can." 375 Misfortune {+3 signed AP's} & 104 Rocket Launcher (41 AQ/ 63 Rev) Edgar Rice Burroughs, forgotten legend of the word.
Dawn Giant2WWW
Creature- Giant Nomad
Convoke, vigilance
Whenever you cast a white spell, gain 1 life.
4/4
Heckler's Tome
Nefarious Altruism
Dancing Loons
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SELVAXRI! King of Misfortune & Master of Rocket Launchers "Do ya feel lucky? Because you'd better start runnin' while you still can." 375 Misfortune {+3 signed AP's} & 104 Rocket Launcher (41 AQ/ 63 Rev) Edgar Rice Burroughs, forgotten legend of the word.
Shipwrecked2U
Instant
Choose one:
*Target attacking and unblocked creature with Islandwalk deals no combat damage.
*Exile target creature, then return that creature to its owner's control, tapped, at the end of the next turn.
"How was the vacation?"
SELVAXRI! King of Misfortune & Master of Rocket Launchers "Do ya feel lucky? Because you'd better start runnin' while you still can." 375 Misfortune {+3 signed AP's} & 104 Rocket Launcher (41 AQ/ 63 Rev) Edgar Rice Burroughs, forgotten legend of the word.
MisadventurexxRW
Instant
Play only during combat, before blockers are declared.
Remove X target creatures from combat.
"But the arrow said That Way, why are you yelling at me?"
"That's North, you dimwit. Now we're lost."
"Maybe if we follow the map back to--" *punch*
Red-Tape Elemental
Bored to Death
Bhoard, Death Mongrel
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Giant Brushwagg1GGGG
Creature- Brushwagg 6/6
Whenever ~ blocks or is blocked, it gets -3/+3 until end of turn.
Creatures lose First strike and doublestrike when blocked or blocking ~.
Whenever ~ dies, put a 3/3 green Cat creature token and a 2/3 green Plant Wall creature token named Wall of Brambles with "G: Regenerate this creature." onto the battlefield.
"How did that lynx get stuck in the bramble?"
"I think the question is, how did the bramble get caught around the lynx?"
Slanderous Rebuttal
Congeniality
Progeny of Progenitus
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Sorcery
Singular (After this spell resolves, if it's not a copy, search your hand, library, and graveyard for all copies of ~ and exile them. You lose the game if you play another copy of ~ from your deck.)
Put X +1/+1 counters on target creature where X is double the total number of +1/+1 counters on all creatures.
If ~ is countered, instead remove all +1/+1 counters from each creature they control and put that many on target creature; or put five +1/+1 counters on target creature, whichever is greater.
Exile ~ afterwards.
False Impressions
Duplicating Mimeoplasm
Replicate
"Define Insanity"
King of Misfortune & Master of Rocket Launchers
"Do ya feel lucky? Because you'd better start runnin' while you still can."
375 Misfortune {+3 signed AP's} & 104 Rocket Launcher (41 AQ/ 63 Rev)
Edgar Rice Burroughs, forgotten legend of the word.
Legendary Creature- Spirit
Protection from Black, indestructible
WW, Exile ~: Draw a card. Return ~ to the battlefield at the start of you next turn. Play this ability only when an opponent casts a black spell.
2/4
Rishadan Privateer
Saprazzan Sapper
Ramosian Recruit
King of Misfortune & Master of Rocket Launchers
"Do ya feel lucky? Because you'd better start runnin' while you still can."
375 Misfortune {+3 signed AP's} & 104 Rocket Launcher (41 AQ/ 63 Rev)
Edgar Rice Burroughs, forgotten legend of the word.
Enchantment
Whenever a source you control deal damage to a creatures, remove a +1/+1 counter from that creature.
"You can survive a grievous injury, but you can't get back past losing limbs."
Nexus of Aht'Ryu
Tattered Gowns
Gesk's Pawnshop
King of Misfortune & Master of Rocket Launchers
"Do ya feel lucky? Because you'd better start runnin' while you still can."
375 Misfortune {+3 signed AP's} & 104 Rocket Launcher (41 AQ/ 63 Rev)
Edgar Rice Burroughs, forgotten legend of the word.
Artifact
(2/W): Until end of turn, ~ becomes a 2/1 white Cat creature.
4(2/W): Until end of turn, ~ becomes a 1/6 white Cat creature with Vigilance. This ability costs 1 less for each copy of ~ you control.
3(2/G)(2/G): Until end of turn, ~ becomes a 4/4 green Cat creature with "This creature may deal combat damage as though it weren't blocked." This ability costs 1 less for each copy of ~ you control.
These majestic statues line the stairs to the palace. Those with nefarious or dastardly thoughts often claim they hear the grinding of stone as they climb.
Dream
Sorrow
Ambivalence
King of Misfortune & Master of Rocket Launchers
"Do ya feel lucky? Because you'd better start runnin' while you still can."
375 Misfortune {+3 signed AP's} & 104 Rocket Launcher (41 AQ/ 63 Rev)
Edgar Rice Burroughs, forgotten legend of the word.
Artifact Creature- Dragon
You may pay WUBRG instead of paying it's casting cost. If you do, ~ has 'Protection from Everything.'
Flying, Sunburst- Put a charge counter on ~ for each color of mana spent to pay it's costing cost.
2, remove a charge counter: Redirect target spell or ability that targets only ~ to another target of your choice instead.
6/6
Rambling Preacher
Deafening Sermons
Papal Summons
King of Misfortune & Master of Rocket Launchers
"Do ya feel lucky? Because you'd better start runnin' while you still can."
375 Misfortune {+3 signed AP's} & 104 Rocket Launcher (41 AQ/ 63 Rev)
Edgar Rice Burroughs, forgotten legend of the word.
Creature-Dragon
Flying, haste
R: ~ gets +1/+0 until end of turn.
RRR: ~ deals X damage, divided any way you choose amongst any number of target creatures, where X is it's power. Play this ability only once a turn.
5/5
Tin-coil Leaper
Wirekin Snag
Uppsy & Daisy
King of Misfortune & Master of Rocket Launchers
"Do ya feel lucky? Because you'd better start runnin' while you still can."
375 Misfortune {+3 signed AP's} & 104 Rocket Launcher (41 AQ/ 63 Rev)
Edgar Rice Burroughs, forgotten legend of the word.
Creature- Elemental Spirit
Shroud, defender
Prevent all damage dealt to this by creatures.
Whenever ~ blocks a creature, that creature loses all abilities until ~ leaves the battlefield.
The embodiment of melancholy. One whiff of it's esper and you'll lose all motivations, hatred and hostility. Best of all, it takes no sides in any conflict.
Ransacked Coffers
Frost Lattice
Stormscale Apprentice
Shattered Shield
King of Misfortune & Master of Rocket Launchers
"Do ya feel lucky? Because you'd better start runnin' while you still can."
375 Misfortune {+3 signed AP's} & 104 Rocket Launcher (41 AQ/ 63 Rev)
Edgar Rice Burroughs, forgotten legend of the word.
Legendary Land
T: Add one mana that shares a color of a legendary creature you control to your mana pool.
Tap two untapped Legendary creatures you control, T: Add three mana of any one color to your mana pool.
Ransacked Coffers
Wretched Misers
Flaming Nunchakus
King of Misfortune & Master of Rocket Launchers
"Do ya feel lucky? Because you'd better start runnin' while you still can."
375 Misfortune {+3 signed AP's} & 104 Rocket Launcher (41 AQ/ 63 Rev)
Edgar Rice Burroughs, forgotten legend of the word.
Land- Desert
T: Add 1 to your mana pool.
T: ~ deals 1 damage to target attacking creature. Play this ability at the end of combat.
3, T, sacrifice a Desert: Until end of turn, Deserts you control deal an additional 1 damage to attacking creatures.
Caustic Wastes
Jibbering Lunatics
Dubious Advice
King of Misfortune & Master of Rocket Launchers
"Do ya feel lucky? Because you'd better start runnin' while you still can."
375 Misfortune {+3 signed AP's} & 104 Rocket Launcher (41 AQ/ 63 Rev)
Edgar Rice Burroughs, forgotten legend of the word.
Instant
Dragon Convoke
Dragon creatures you control get +X/+0 where X is the total number of Dragons you control.
If no mana was used to cast ~, choose a dragon tapped this way. That dragon deals damage X damage, divided any way you choose, amongst any number of target creatures. X is the dragon's power.
Ninja Wombat
Commando Mentality
Roast//Baste
King of Misfortune & Master of Rocket Launchers
"Do ya feel lucky? Because you'd better start runnin' while you still can."
375 Misfortune {+3 signed AP's} & 104 Rocket Launcher (41 AQ/ 63 Rev)
Edgar Rice Burroughs, forgotten legend of the word.
Skeletal Abomination xxBBB
Creature- Skeleton Horror
~ enters the battlefield with X +1/+1 counters on it.
Exile a creature from your graveyard: Regenerate ~.
Whenever ~ is dealt damage, remove a +1/+1 counter.
0/0
Snickering Cohort
Cackle Fit
Embark
King of Misfortune & Master of Rocket Launchers
"Do ya feel lucky? Because you'd better start runnin' while you still can."
375 Misfortune {+3 signed AP's} & 104 Rocket Launcher (41 AQ/ 63 Rev)
Edgar Rice Burroughs, forgotten legend of the word.
Creature- Giant Nomad
Convoke, vigilance
Whenever you cast a white spell, gain 1 life.
4/4
Heckler's Tome
Nefarious Altruism
Dancing Loons
King of Misfortune & Master of Rocket Launchers
"Do ya feel lucky? Because you'd better start runnin' while you still can."
375 Misfortune {+3 signed AP's} & 104 Rocket Launcher (41 AQ/ 63 Rev)
Edgar Rice Burroughs, forgotten legend of the word.
Instant
Choose one:
*Target attacking and unblocked creature with Islandwalk deals no combat damage.
*Exile target creature, then return that creature to its owner's control, tapped, at the end of the next turn.
"How was the vacation?"
Temporal Shift
Miscalculating Actuary
Panicked Bookie
King of Misfortune & Master of Rocket Launchers
"Do ya feel lucky? Because you'd better start runnin' while you still can."
375 Misfortune {+3 signed AP's} & 104 Rocket Launcher (41 AQ/ 63 Rev)
Edgar Rice Burroughs, forgotten legend of the word.
Instant
Play only during combat, before blockers are declared.
Remove X target creatures from combat.
"But the arrow said That Way, why are you yelling at me?"
"That's North, you dimwit. Now we're lost."
"Maybe if we follow the map back to--" *punch*
Red-Tape Elemental
Bored to Death
Bhoard, Death Mongrel
King of Misfortune & Master of Rocket Launchers
"Do ya feel lucky? Because you'd better start runnin' while you still can."
375 Misfortune {+3 signed AP's} & 104 Rocket Launcher (41 AQ/ 63 Rev)
Edgar Rice Burroughs, forgotten legend of the word.
Creature- Brushwagg 6/6
Whenever ~ blocks or is blocked, it gets -3/+3 until end of turn.
Creatures lose First strike and doublestrike when blocked or blocking ~.
Whenever ~ dies, put a 3/3 green Cat creature token and a 2/3 green Plant Wall creature token named Wall of Brambles with "G: Regenerate this creature." onto the battlefield.
"How did that lynx get stuck in the bramble?"
"I think the question is, how did the bramble get caught around the lynx?"
Slanderous Rebuttal
Congeniality
Progeny of Progenitus
King of Misfortune & Master of Rocket Launchers
"Do ya feel lucky? Because you'd better start runnin' while you still can."
375 Misfortune {+3 signed AP's} & 104 Rocket Launcher (41 AQ/ 63 Rev)
Edgar Rice Burroughs, forgotten legend of the word.