Skelmar Blademaster2WR
Creature - Human Soldier
First strike, vigilance
Whenever Skelmar Blademaster deals damage to a creature or player, put a +1/+1 counter on it.
2/2
Next: Fatal Grasp or Viashino Hatchling or Swoopwing Glider
Goldenshore Kraken1WWUU
Creature - Kraken
Trample, islandwalk
Goldenshore Kraken's power and toughness are equal to the number of Plains and Islands on the battlefield.
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Frothing LunacyRG
Enchantment - Aura
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +3/+0 and attacks each turn if able.
During your declare attackers phase, if enchanted creature cannot attack, sacrifice enchanted creature.
Next: Storm Giant or Behold the Conqueror or Voice of Angels
Pantsless Assault2RR
Enchantment
As long as you're not wearing pants, creatures you control get +2/+0, first strike, and haste. (Players must wear some sort of bottom garment; ie: shorts, capris, dresses, skirt, etc.)
Next: River Wurm or Dragoncalling or Outrider il-Vec
Two-Face Toast WG
Enchantment
Take a slice of bread and toast it in the toaster. Once toasted, put it on the battlefield as a 3/3 white and green Bread creature token.
Any player may 3 to eat a Bread creature token at any time during their main phase. If a Bread creature token is eaten this way, it is destroyed.
EDIT: Nath'd
Boros Archmage3:symrw::symrw:
Creature - Human Wizard 3W,T: Target creature is indestructible this turn. 3R, T: Deal 2 damage to target creature.
3/3
Next: Elder Jackal or Sawtooth Construct or Unhallowed Shrine
The Giant's Bow1
Artifact - Equipment
Equipped creature gets "T: The Giant's Bow deals 3 damage to target creature."
Creatures with power less than 3 can't be equipped by The Giant's Bow.
Equip 1
Next: Farsight or Psychic Storm or Orcish Guerillas
Imitation of Life1UB
Sorcery
Put a token onto the battlefield that's a copy of target creature. This token enters the battlefield tapped, and is a black Zombie in addition to it's other creature types.
Next: Jubilation or Raging Berserker or Tower Shield
Aeaea, Island of Circe
Legendary Land T: Add U, B, or R to your mana pool. Put a swine counter on a random creature you control.
Creatures with swine counters lose all abilities and are 0/1 green Pig creatures.
Next: Xenomorph Queen or Arch of Triumph or Greatbow
Creature - Human Soldier
First strike, vigilance
Whenever Skelmar Blademaster deals damage to a creature or player, put a +1/+1 counter on it.
2/2
Next: Fatal Grasp or
Viashino Hatchling or
Swoopwing Glider
Creature - Orc Warrior
First strike
1RR: Orc and Goblin creatures you control get +1/+0 until end of turn.
2/2
Next: Transmute Enchantment or
Reconstruct the Machine or
Grand Aesthir
Artifact
T: Add W or R to your mana pool.
T: Target white or red creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.
Next: Resplendent Vampire or
Giant Snail or
Azure Aegis
Creature - Kraken
Trample, islandwalk
Goldenshore Kraken's power and toughness are equal to the number of Plains and Islands on the battlefield.
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Next: Frost Maul or
Shatter Bones or
Wind Totem
Enchantment - Aura
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +3/+0 and attacks each turn if able.
During your declare attackers phase, if enchanted creature cannot attack, sacrifice enchanted creature.
Next: Storm Giant or
Behold the Conqueror or
Voice of Angels
Pantsless Assault 2RR
Enchantment
As long as you're not wearing pants, creatures you control get +2/+0, first strike, and haste. (Players must wear some sort of bottom garment; ie: shorts, capris, dresses, skirt, etc.)
Next: River Wurm or
Dragoncalling or
Outrider il-Vec
This is gonna be a silver-bordered card.
Two-Face Toast WG
Enchantment
Take a slice of bread and toast it in the toaster. Once toasted, put it on the battlefield as a 3/3 white and green Bread creature token.
Any player may 3 to eat a Bread creature token at any time during their main phase. If a Bread creature token is eaten this way, it is destroyed.
EDIT: Nath'd
Boros Archmage 3:symrw::symrw:
Creature - Human Wizard
3W,T: Target creature is indestructible this turn.
3R, T: Deal 2 damage to target creature.
3/3
Next: Elder Jackal or
Sawtooth Construct or
Unhallowed Shrine
Creature - Goblin
Goblin Landlubbers can't attack a player who controls any Islands.
2/2
Next: Expeditious Outfitter or
Prophecy of Doom or
Ice Drake
Artifact - Equipment
Equipped creature gets "T: The Giant's Bow deals 3 damage to target creature."
Creatures with power less than 3 can't be equipped by The Giant's Bow.
Equip 1
Next: Farsight or
Psychic Storm or
Orcish Guerillas
Sorcery
Put a token onto the battlefield that's a copy of target creature. This token enters the battlefield tapped, and is a black Zombie in addition to it's other creature types.
Next: Jubilation or
Raging Berserker or
Tower Shield
Legendary Land
T: Add U, B, or R to your mana pool. Put a swine counter on a random creature you control.
Creatures with swine counters lose all abilities and are 0/1 green Pig creatures.
Next: Xenomorph Queen or
Arch of Triumph or
Greatbow
Artifact - Equipment
Equipped creature gets +1/+3 and can block any number of creatures.
Equip 3
Next: Foul Sorceress or
Guarded Portal or
Blade of Griselbrand
Tribal Sorcery - Eldrazi
Destroy all colored permanents and all lands.
Next: Ruinous Cyclops or
Fiery Gust or
Order of the Red Hand
Creature - Human Shaman
Beast creatures you control have trample and get +1/+1 when blocked.
2/2
Next: Uneasy Peace or
Righteous Slayer or
Amulet of Force
Artifact - Equipment
Cascade
Equipped creature can block an additional creature.
WUUB: Return Etherium Circlet to your hand.
Next: Vile Concoction or
Master Transmuter or
Gather the Horde