Befouling Mist(2/B)W
Instant
Redirect all combat damage that would be dealt this turn to its source.
Draw a card.
IIW:
A creature that's an inhabitant of a plane where white and black mana don't exist on their own - and red, green, and blue mana can't coexist in the same object.
Feeding Time4BB
Sorcery (R)
As an additional cost to cast Feeding Time, sacrifice a creature.
Take an extra turn after this one. At the beginning of that turn, regenerate all creatures you control. "The Cult of the Death Clock, forever feeding its weakest members to all those above them in an effort to turn back time..."
IIW: What if blue still had a home for its assorted forms of direct damage that it had back in the '90s?
Wave of FealtyX1WW
Sorcery (R)
Kicker Y1UU
Destroy all creatures with power greater than X.
If you kicked Wave of Fealty, gain control of all creatures with power Y or less.
Memoriam DryadGU
Creature - Dryad
You may exile a Forest or Island card from your hand rather than pay Memoriam Dryad's mana cost. If you do, it enters the battlefield with landwalk of the exiled card's land types. (For example, if the exiled card was both a Forest and a Swamp, it has both forestwalk and swampwalk.)
2/2
"If there is ill in your heart, leave it here. There is no room for it within."
Purifying Wave WW
Instant (C)
Prevent all damage that would be dealt to nonblack creatures and all damage that would be dealt by black creatures this turn.
Instant
Redirect all combat damage that would be dealt this turn to its source.
Draw a card.
IIW:
(Probably NSFW) So you may have heard I'm trying to write a TV series...
Most Nominated for Random Categories, 2013
Sorcery (R)
As an additional cost to cast Feeding Time, sacrifice a creature.
Take an extra turn after this one. At the beginning of that turn, regenerate all creatures you control.
"The Cult of the Death Clock, forever feeding its weakest members to all those above them in an effort to turn back time..."
IIW: What if blue still had a home for its assorted forms of direct damage that it had back in the '90s?
(Probably NSFW) So you may have heard I'm trying to write a TV series...
Most Nominated for Random Categories, 2013
Sorcery (R)
Kicker Y1UU
Destroy all creatures with power greater than X.
If you kicked Wave of Fealty, gain control of all creatures with power Y or less.
(Probably NSFW) So you may have heard I'm trying to write a TV series...
Most Nominated for Random Categories, 2013
Creature - Dryad
You may exile a Forest or Island card from your hand rather than pay Memoriam Dryad's mana cost. If you do, it enters the battlefield with landwalk of the exiled card's land types. (For example, if the exiled card was both a Forest and a Swamp, it has both forestwalk and swampwalk.)
2/2
(Probably NSFW) So you may have heard I'm trying to write a TV series...
Most Nominated for Random Categories, 2013
Purifying Wave WW
Instant (C)
Prevent all damage that would be dealt to nonblack creatures and all damage that would be dealt by black creatures this turn.
(Probably NSFW) So you may have heard I'm trying to write a TV series...
Most Nominated for Random Categories, 2013