MTG Salvation

Ancient Lullaby -- 1GW
Instant
You gain five life.
As long as Ancient Lullaby is the top card in your graveyard, creatures you control have absorb 1.

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Next: Study the Footnotes

Illegal interaction with control effects (ie, your opponent's cards will end up going to that player's graveyard).

Souls of the Endless Hymn -- W
Enchantment
Whenever you gain life, you may distribute that many loyalty counters among Planeswalkers you control.

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Next: Bloody the Blade

Thought Laboratory -- [mc]2UU[/mc]
Enchantment
At the beginning of your upkeep, put a charge counter on Thought Laboratory.
Your spells cost 1 less to play for each charge counter on Thought Laboratory.
Remove four charge counters from Thought Laboratory: Draw a card.

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Next: Quaint Abode

Thought Experiment -- 1UR
Instant
Target spell gains a random mana cost.

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Next: Urza's Chasuble

Placid Honor -- W
Enchantment - Aura
Shroud
Enchant permanent you control
Enchanted permanent has shroud and can't attack or block.

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Next: - Fading Scrip

Istvan's Axe -- 4
Tribal Artifact - Hermit Equipment
Prevent all damage that would be dealt to equipped creature by creatures.
Equip - Tear up a card you own named Uncle Istvan

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Next: -- Rrrready to Rrrrumble!

Up / Over -- 2U / 4U
Instant / Instant
[Up] Return target permanent to its owner's hand, then target creature gains flying until end of turn.
[Over] Counter target spell, then target creature can't block or be blocked this turn.

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Next: Forgetful Mentor

Noggle Roadworker -- 1UR
Creature - Noggle Townsfolk
Whenever you play a land, untap Noggle Roadworker and that land.
2/2

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Next: Bow to the West

Fragile Thoughts -- UU
Enchantment
Cards in your opponent's hand may be attacked as though they were planeswalkers. Each card in your opponent's hand has one loyalty.

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Next: Work the Fields

Drone On -- 2W
Enchantment
As long as a player is talking, that player's turn doesn't actually end.
"And if I had attacked with my Samite Healer, your life total would be at ten instead of eleven. But he's friendly, he's a nice healer, y'know? Look at him. It'd be kind of cool if he could gain life for you, too. I think there's a card in Visions that does that. Next turn I'll have five plains, so you better be on guard for my Serra Angel..... ..... ..... .........."

Perhaps it should have been named "Drone Un."

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Next: Temporary Amnesia

Tending Wounds -- W
Instant
Choose one -- Prevent the next three damage that would be dealt to target creature this turn; remove a -1/-1 counter from target creature; or target player's life total becomes seven if that player has seven or less life.

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Next: Puppy Eyes

Cowardly Tactics -- R
Instant
Play Cowardly Tactics only if you control three or more attacking creatures.
Target non-attacking creature you control deals damage equal to its power to target blocking creature.

Next: Drastic Reduction

Grip of Sorrow -- 1B
Instant
Put a -1/-1 counter on target creature for each other creature with a -1/-1 counter on it. Then, tap that creature.

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Next: Awfully Sorry

Stormscale Hold
Land
:symtap:: Add :symu:, :symb:, or to your mana pool. Target Dragon you control gets +2/+0 until end of turn.

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Next: Six-and-a-Half Inch Golem

Incompetence -- 3B
Enchantment - Aura
Enchant creature or player
Whenever enchanted player plays an non-mana activated ability of a creature he or she controls, counter that ability and attach Incompetence to that permanent.
Whenever an activated ability of enchanted creature is played, counter that ability and put a -1/-1 counter on that creature.

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Next: What if instead of Tony Stark becoming Iron Man, he became the Hulk? Make a card.