"If I do go to heaven, I'll smack god across the face and tell him to get me a grilled-cheeses sandwhich and then say 'Yea what now god!? Say some'in! I dare you!' "
I have a happy one to show you all, although it doesn't fit the theme (I only posted the highlights, but I have the whole text too if anyone is interested :rolleyes:)
It is such a great feeling to find someone who is willing to learn (especially a "Player"). I feel like I won a victory over some malevolent n00b spirit today! And YAY for this person who is on his way to crushing his friend with tech plays!
"If I do go to heaven, I'll smack god across the face and tell him to get me a grilled-cheeses sandwhich and then say 'Yea what now god!? Say some'in! I dare you!' "
"If I do go to heaven, I'll smack god across the face and tell him to get me a grilled-cheeses sandwhich and then say 'Yea what now god!? Say some'in! I dare you!' "
"If I do go to heaven, I'll smack god across the face and tell him to get me a grilled-cheeses sandwhich and then say 'Yea what now god!? Say some'in! I dare you!' "
Actually had this exact same thing happen in a 2hg on MTGO last night. Exact same land too. Maybe Basilica makes people stupid.
Other stupidity. MTGO. Playing a guy with Cloudposts. His first one I eat with Mangara. 3 turns later he has another post and a Vesuva in play (as a second post) I use a Ghost Quarter on a post. I keep them in decks with Flagstones usually because they fix mana, thin deck, and hit random non-basics that are troublesome.
He flips out about playing Land Demo
We have a huge argument about it. I kill two Cloudposts in 7 turns, and he throws a fit.
The only time you ever play LD on MTGO is if you want to get *****ed at by just about every bad player on there (read: 3/4 of MTGO).
Yes, I know you were not playing LD, just doing the best play in the situation.
"If I do go to heaven, I'll smack god across the face and tell him to get me a grilled-cheeses sandwhich and then say 'Yea what now god!? Say some'in! I dare you!' "
0:00:39 [Fclarat] It is now turn 4 (Fclarat)
0:00:39 [Fclarat] It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
0:00:39 [Fclarat] It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
0:00:39 [Fclarat] Fclarat untaps his/her permanents
0:00:39 [Fclarat] It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
0:00:39 [Fclarat] Fclarat draws a card
0:00:41 [Fclarat] It is now the Precombat Main Phase
0:00:41 [Fclarat] Fclarat plays Forest from Hand
0:00:44 [Fclarat] Fclarat taps Forest
0:00:45 [Fclarat] Fclarat taps Forest
0:00:52 [Fclarat] Fclarat plays Magus of the Library from Hand
0:00:52 [Fclarat] Fclarat taps Llanowar Elves
0:00:53 [Fclarat] Fclarat plays Birds of Paradise from Hand
0:00:56 [Fclarat] <Fclarat> End my turn
0:00:58 [Phil] It is now turn 5 (Phil)
0:00:58 [Phil] It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
0:00:59 [Phil] Phil untaps his/her permanents
0:00:59 [Phil] It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
0:01:00 [Phil] It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
0:01:01 [Fclarat] Fclarat rearranges cards in Fclarat's Hand
0:01:01 [Phil] Phil draws a card
0:01:01 [Phil] It is now the Precombat Main Phase
0:01:06 [Phil] Phil plays Swamp from Hand
0:01:08 [Phil] It is now the End Phase, End Of Turn Step
0:01:09 [Phil] <Phil> End my turn 0:01:12 [Fclarat] It is now turn 6 (Fclarat) 0:01:12 [Fclarat] It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step 0:01:12 [Fclarat] It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step 0:01:13 [Fclarat] Fclarat untaps his/her permanents 0:01:13 [Fclarat] It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step 0:01:13 [Fclarat] Fclarat draws a card 0:01:16 [Fclarat] Fclarat rearranges cards in Fclarat's Hand 0:01:21 [Fclarat] Fclarat taps Forest 0:01:22 [Fclarat] Fclarat taps Forest 0:01:25 [Fclarat] Fclarat plays Might of Old Krosa from Hand 0:01:26 [Fclarat] Fclarat plays Might of Old Krosa from Hand 0:01:30 [Phil] <Phil> Wait. 0:01:33 [Fclarat] <Fclarat> Ok 0:01:38 [Phil] <Phil> i respond to the first 0:01:42 [Fclarat] <Fclarat> Ok 0:01:45 [Phil] <Phil> dont play the second one 0:01:47 [Phil] Phil taps Swamp 0:01:47 [Phil] Phil taps Swamp 0:01:48 [Phil] Phil taps Swamp 0:01:48 [Fclarat] Fclarat puts Might of Old Krosa to Hand from Play 0:01:49 [Phil] Phil plays Sudden Death from Hand 0:01:55 [Fclarat] <Fclarat> In Response 0:01:58 [Fclarat] <Fclarat> its the same 0:01:59 [Phil] <Phil> split second 0:02:05 [Fclarat] <Fclarat> In Response 0:02:06 [Fclarat] <Fclarat> In Response 0:02:09 [Fclarat] Fclarat plays Might of Old Krosa from Hand 0:02:10 [Fclarat] Fclarat taps Llanowar Elves 0:02:11 [Phil] <Phil> split second 0:02:12 [Fclarat] Fclarat plays Giant Growth from Hand 0:02:15 [Fclarat] <Fclarat> Ok 0:02:17 [Fclarat] <Fclarat> Ok? 0:02:22 [Phil] <Phil> not possible 0:02:27 [Phil] <Phil> cannot respond to split second 0:02:30 [Phil] <Phil> read the card 0:02:34 [Phil] Fclarat is now the controller of Sudden Death 0:02:38 [Fclarat] <Fclarat> i know the card 0:02:42 [Phil] Phil is now the controller of Sudden Death 0:02:43 [Fclarat] <Fclarat> but u don't know nothing 0:02:45 [<System>] <System> Player Lost
You do know he can indeed play two Might of Old Krosa in responce to eachother before yuo ever get to play the Sudden Death, correct?
He gains priority first before you do after playing the first Might, and can then play anything in responce to it he can.
"If I do go to heaven, I'll smack god across the face and tell him to get me a grilled-cheeses sandwhich and then say 'Yea what now god!? Say some'in! I dare you!' "
0:20:51 [stuky] <stuky> fat kiddddddddddddddddddddd
0:20:56 [- N -] <- N -> lol
0:20:59 [stuky] <stuky> you have much culo
0:21:00 [stuky] <stuky> fortun
0:21:02 [- N -] <- N -> lol!
0:21:03 [stuky] <stuky> com ses dis
0:21:06 [stuky] <stuky> ****
0:21:08 [<System>] <System> Player Lost
0:21:09 [- N -] <- N -> lmao
For those who don't understand spanish, he said
"You have a big ass.", something that he spelled really wrong, and "How do you say '****'" spelled really bad.
0:00:00 [Jon] <New Game: waiting for opponent>
0:00:00 [Jon] Jon shuffles library
0:00:00 [Jon] <Jon> I am ready.
0:00:00 [Jon] Jon draws 0 cards
0:00:00 [Bob] Bob shuffles library
0:00:00 [Bob] <Bob> I am ready.
0:00:00 [Bob] Bob draws 0 cards
0:00:00 [Jon] <-------- New Game Started -------->
0:00:00 [Jon] Jon's Security Code: A82E7E42 [Type 1.5]
0:00:00 [Jon] Bob's Security Code: 1918A32F [???]
0:00:00 [Jon] It is now turn 1 (Bob)
0:00:00 [Jon] It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
0:00:03 [Jon] <Jon> hi
0:00:03 [Bob] Bob rolled a 8, using a 20 sided die
0:00:03 [Jon] Jon rolled a 19, using a 20 sided die
0:00:07 [Jon] <Jon> draw
0:00:07 [Bob] <Bob> hi
0:00:09 [Jon] It is now the Precombat Main Phase
0:00:11 [Bob] Bob draws 7 cards
0:00:13 [Jon] Jon draws 7 cards
0:00:15 [Bob] <Bob> kp
0:00:18 [Jon] <Jon> Thinking
0:00:34 [Jon] Jon plays Gemstone Caverns from Hand
0:00:39 [Jon] <Jon> Thinking
0:00:47 [Jon] Jon puts Summoner's Pact to RFG from Hand
0:00:53 [Jon] Gemstone Caverns now has 1 (+1) counters.
0:01:11 [Bob] <Bob> Ok?
0:01:14 [Jon] <Jon> go ahead
0:01:16 [Bob] Bob plays Mountain from Hand
0:01:17 [Bob] Bob taps Mountain
0:01:19 [Bob] Bob plays Lava Spike from Hand
0:01:22 [Jon] Jon's life total is now 17 (-3)
0:01:23 [Bob] Bob puts Lava Spike to Graveyard from Play
0:01:24 [Bob] <Bob> End my turn
0:01:26 [Jon] <Jon> EOT
0:01:28 [Jon] Jon taps Gemstone Caverns
0:01:36 [Jon] Jon plays Mystical Tutor from Hand
0:01:41 [Jon] Jon is looking its Library...
0:01:48 [Jon] Jon plays a facedown card from Library
0:01:49 [Jon] Jon shuffles library
0:01:49 [Jon] Jon stops looking its Library...
0:01:50 [Jon] Jon shuffles library
0:01:52 [Jon] Jon puts Mystical Tutor to Graveyard from Play
0:01:53 [Jon] Jon puts a facedown card on top of Library from Play
0:01:56 [Jon] It is now turn 2 (Jon)
0:01:56 [Jon] It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
0:01:57 [Jon] Jon untaps his/her permanents
0:01:57 [Jon] It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
0:01:58 [Jon] It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
0:01:58 [Jon] Jon draws a card
0:01:58 [Jon] It is now the Precombat Main Phase
0:02:04 [Jon] Jon plays Lotus Petal from Hand
0:02:05 [Jon] Jon taps Gemstone Caverns
0:02:08 [Jon] Jon plays Disciple of the Vault from Hand
0:02:09 [Bob] <Bob> u have to reveal the card u searched for
0:02:18 [Jon] Jon plays Flash from Hand
0:02:20 [Jon] <Jon> sry
0:02:21 [Bob] <Bob> Ok
0:02:22 [Jon] Jon puts Flash to Hand from Play
0:02:24 [Jon] It is now the End Phase, End Of Turn Step
0:02:25 [Jon] <Jon> End my turn
0:02:29 [Bob] It is now turn 3 (Bob)
0:02:29 [Bob] It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
0:02:31 [Bob] Bob untaps his/her permanents
0:02:31 [Bob] It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
0:02:31 [Bob] It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
0:02:32 [Bob] Bob draws a card
0:02:32 [Bob] It is now the Precombat Main Phase
0:02:33 [Bob] Bob plays Mountain from Hand
0:02:36 [Bob] Bob taps Mountain
0:02:37 [Bob] Bob plays Chain Lightning from Hand
0:02:41 [Bob] <Bob> Thinking
0:02:57 [Jon] Jon's life total is now 14 (-3)
0:03:00 [Bob] Bob puts Chain Lightning to Graveyard from Play
0:03:01 [Bob] <Bob> End my turn
0:03:13 [Jon] It is now turn 4 (Jon)
0:03:13 [Jon] It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
0:03:14 [Jon] Jon untaps his/her permanents
0:03:14 [Jon] It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
0:03:15 [Jon] It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
0:03:15 [Jon] Jon draws a card
0:03:15 [Jon] It is now the Precombat Main Phase
0:03:21 [Jon] It is now the Combat Phase, Declare Attackers Step
0:03:22 [Jon] Jon taps Disciple of the Vault
0:03:22 [Bob] Jon taps Disciple of the Vault
0:03:25 [Bob] Bob taps Mountain
0:03:27 [Bob] Bob plays Shock from Hand
0:03:32 [Jon] Jon puts Disciple of the Vault to Graveyard from Play
0:03:33 [Bob] Bob puts Shock to Graveyard from Play
0:03:34 [Jon] It is now the End Phase, End Of Turn Step
0:03:34 [Jon] <Jon> End my turn
0:03:36 [Bob] It is now turn 5 (Bob)
0:03:36 [Bob] It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
0:03:37 [Bob] Bob untaps his/her permanents
0:03:37 [Bob] It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
0:03:38 [Bob] It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
0:03:38 [Bob] Bob draws a card
0:03:38 [Bob] It is now the Precombat Main Phase
0:03:40 [Bob] Bob plays Mountain from Hand
0:03:46 [Bob] <Bob> End my turn
0:03:48 [Jon] It is now turn 6 (Jon)
0:03:48 [Jon] It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
0:03:50 [Jon] Jon untaps his/her permanents
0:03:50 [Jon] It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
0:03:51 [Jon] It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
0:03:51 [Jon] Jon draws a card
0:03:51 [Jon] It is now the Precombat Main Phase
0:03:59 [Jon] It is now the End Phase, End Of Turn Step
0:04:00 [Jon] <Jon> End my turn
0:04:03 [Bob] <Bob> EOT
0:04:04 [Bob] Bob taps Mountain
0:04:05 [Bob] Bob taps Mountain
0:04:06 [Bob] Bob plays Incinerate from Hand
0:04:11 [Jon] <Jon> resp
0:04:17 [Jon] Jon plays Summoner's Pact from Hand
0:04:25 [Jon] Jon is looking its Library...
0:04:25 [Bob] <Bob> Ok
0:04:28 [Jon] Jon puts Protean Hulk into play from Library
0:04:32 [Jon] Jon puts Protean Hulk to Hand from Play
0:04:33 [Jon] Jon puts Summoner's Pact to Graveyard from Play
0:04:34 [Jon] Jon shuffles library
0:04:34 [Jon] Jon stops looking its Library...
0:04:37 [Jon] Jon taps Gemstone Caverns
0:04:37 [Jon] Jon taps Lotus Petal
0:04:39 [Jon] Jon puts Lotus Petal to Graveyard from Play 0:04:40 [Jon] Jon plays Flash from Hand
0:04:46 [Jon] <Jon> flashs' oracle text:
0:04:46 [Jon] <Jon> You may put a creature card from your hand into play. If you do, sacrifice it unless you pay its mana cost reduced by up to 2.
0:04:54 [Jon] Jon plays Protean Hulk from Hand
0:04:55 [Jon] Jon puts Flash to Graveyard from Play
0:04:59 [Jon] Jon puts Protean Hulk to Graveyard from Play
0:05:05 [Jon] Jon is looking its Library...
0:05:13 [Jon] Jon puts Disciple of the Vault into play from Library
0:05:17 [Jon] Jon puts Disciple of the Vault into play from Library
0:05:19 [Jon] Jon puts Disciple of the Vault into play from Library
0:05:24 [Jon] Jon puts Shifting Wall into play from Library
0:05:26 [Jon] Jon puts Shifting Wall to Graveyard from Play
0:05:37 [Jon] Jon puts Phyrexian Marauder into play from Library
0:05:40 [Bob] <Bob> that's an illegal play....your hulk was never in play
0:05:43 [Jon] Jon puts Phyrexian Marauder to Graveyard from Play
0:05:46 [Bob] <Bob> therefore it's ability never triggers
0:05:49 [Jon] <Jon> read the oracle text again
0:05:50 [Jon] <Jon> You may put a creature card from your hand into play. If you do, sacrifice it unless you pay its mana cost reduced by up to 2.
0:06:00 [Jon] <Jon> It DOES come into play
0:06:06 [Jon] <Jon> MWS doesn't have Flash's oracle text
0:06:16 [Bob] <Bob> yeah....and you didn't pay it's mana cost
0:06:19 [Jon] <Jon> You may put a creature card from your hand into play. If you do, sacrifice it unless you pay its mana cost reduced by up to 2.
0:06:21 [Bob] <Bob> so it didn't go into play
0:06:23 [Jon] <Jon> INTO PLAY
0:06:28 [Bob] <Bob> dude you're stupid
0:06:29 [<System>] <System> Player Lost
0:06:32 [Jon] Jon shuffles library
0:06:32 [Jon] Jon stops looking its Library...
0:06:37 [Jon] <Jon> time to log this
"If I do go to heaven, I'll smack god across the face and tell him to get me a grilled-cheeses sandwhich and then say 'Yea what now god!? Say some'in! I dare you!' "
"If I do go to heaven, I'll smack god across the face and tell him to get me a grilled-cheeses sandwhich and then say 'Yea what now god!? Say some'in! I dare you!' "
"If I do go to heaven, I'll smack god across the face and tell him to get me a grilled-cheeses sandwhich and then say 'Yea what now god!? Say some'in! I dare you!' "
"If I do go to heaven, I'll smack god across the face and tell him to get me a grilled-cheeses sandwhich and then say 'Yea what now god!? Say some'in! I dare you!' "
Gorky--- I think he only gets 2 tokens (not 4) from the Boom/Bust. The text of the card is:
Choose a card type. Target opponent reveals his or her hand. Put two 1/1 green Saproling creature tokens into play for each card of the chosen type revealed this way.
You reveal your Boom/Bust, Fertile Imagination asks, "Are you a sorcery?", both halves say "Yes!", and Fertile Imagination says, "Okay, this card is indeed a sorcery, two saps for me." Then they both go out and get a beer.
"If I do go to heaven, I'll smack god across the face and tell him to get me a grilled-cheeses sandwhich and then say 'Yea what now god!? Say some'in! I dare you!' "
I am pretty sure that to count something, it asks each card whether it is one, and it gives a Yes/No answer.
In this case, Fertile Imagination asks each card "Are you of the chosen type?" Both halves of Boom//Bust answer "Yes", so the answer is "Yes", hence two tokens.
It works the same for magnivore, each card in a graveyard is asked "Are you a sorcery?", as one of the split halves of the card would answer yes, the entire card answers yes.
A split card in the graveyard is only one card. It is not two.
"If I do go to heaven, I'll smack god across the face and tell him to get me a grilled-cheeses sandwhich and then say 'Yea what now god!? Say some'in! I dare you!' "
"If I do go to heaven, I'll smack god across the face and tell him to get me a grilled-cheeses sandwhich and then say 'Yea what now god!? Say some'in! I dare you!' "
"If I do go to heaven, I'll smack god across the face and tell him to get me a grilled-cheeses sandwhich and then say 'Yea what now god!? Say some'in! I dare you!' "
"If I do go to heaven, I'll smack god across the face and tell him to get me a grilled-cheeses sandwhich and then say 'Yea what now god!? Say some'in! I dare you!' "
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I'm sorry that wasn't funny at all.
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I actually didn't know the p/t thing either ^^;
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HILARIOUS!
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That crap is SO fun.
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The only time you ever play LD on MTGO is if you want to get *****ed at by just about every bad player on there (read: 3/4 of MTGO).
Yes, I know you were not playing LD, just doing the best play in the situation.
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You do know he can indeed play two Might of Old Krosa in responce to eachother before yuo ever get to play the Sudden Death, correct?
He gains priority first before you do after playing the first Might, and can then play anything in responce to it he can.
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For those who don't understand spanish, he said
"You have a big ass.", something that he spelled really wrong, and "How do you say '****'" spelled really bad.
One from me.I was playing the Flash Protean Hulk combo deck:
0:00:00 [Jon] <New Game: waiting for opponent>
0:00:00 [Jon] Jon shuffles library
0:00:00 [Jon] <Jon> I am ready.
0:00:00 [Jon] Jon draws 0 cards
0:00:00 [Bob] Bob shuffles library
0:00:00 [Bob] <Bob> I am ready.
0:00:00 [Bob] Bob draws 0 cards
0:00:00 [Jon] <-------- New Game Started -------->
0:00:00 [Jon] Jon's Security Code: A82E7E42 [Type 1.5]
0:00:00 [Jon] Bob's Security Code: 1918A32F [???]
0:00:00 [Jon] It is now turn 1 (Bob)
0:00:00 [Jon] It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
0:00:03 [Jon] <Jon> hi
0:00:03 [Bob] Bob rolled a 8, using a 20 sided die
0:00:03 [Jon] Jon rolled a 19, using a 20 sided die
0:00:07 [Jon] <Jon> draw
0:00:07 [Bob] <Bob> hi
0:00:09 [Jon] It is now the Precombat Main Phase
0:00:11 [Bob] Bob draws 7 cards
0:00:13 [Jon] Jon draws 7 cards
0:00:15 [Bob] <Bob> kp
0:00:18 [Jon] <Jon> Thinking
0:00:34 [Jon] Jon plays Gemstone Caverns from Hand
0:00:39 [Jon] <Jon> Thinking
0:00:47 [Jon] Jon puts Summoner's Pact to RFG from Hand
0:00:53 [Jon] Gemstone Caverns now has 1 (+1) counters.
0:01:11 [Bob] <Bob> Ok?
0:01:14 [Jon] <Jon> go ahead
0:01:16 [Bob] Bob plays Mountain from Hand
0:01:17 [Bob] Bob taps Mountain
0:01:19 [Bob] Bob plays Lava Spike from Hand
0:01:22 [Jon] Jon's life total is now 17 (-3)
0:01:23 [Bob] Bob puts Lava Spike to Graveyard from Play
0:01:24 [Bob] <Bob> End my turn
0:01:26 [Jon] <Jon> EOT
0:01:28 [Jon] Jon taps Gemstone Caverns
0:01:36 [Jon] Jon plays Mystical Tutor from Hand
0:01:41 [Jon] Jon is looking its Library...
0:01:48 [Jon] Jon plays a facedown card from Library
0:01:49 [Jon] Jon shuffles library
0:01:49 [Jon] Jon stops looking its Library...
0:01:50 [Jon] Jon shuffles library
0:01:52 [Jon] Jon puts Mystical Tutor to Graveyard from Play
0:01:53 [Jon] Jon puts a facedown card on top of Library from Play
0:01:56 [Jon] It is now turn 2 (Jon)
0:01:56 [Jon] It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
0:01:57 [Jon] Jon untaps his/her permanents
0:01:57 [Jon] It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
0:01:58 [Jon] It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
0:01:58 [Jon] Jon draws a card
0:01:58 [Jon] It is now the Precombat Main Phase
0:02:04 [Jon] Jon plays Lotus Petal from Hand
0:02:05 [Jon] Jon taps Gemstone Caverns
0:02:08 [Jon] Jon plays Disciple of the Vault from Hand
0:02:09 [Bob] <Bob> u have to reveal the card u searched for
0:02:18 [Jon] Jon plays Flash from Hand
0:02:20 [Jon] <Jon> sry
0:02:21 [Bob] <Bob> Ok
0:02:22 [Jon] Jon puts Flash to Hand from Play
0:02:24 [Jon] It is now the End Phase, End Of Turn Step
0:02:25 [Jon] <Jon> End my turn
0:02:29 [Bob] It is now turn 3 (Bob)
0:02:29 [Bob] It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
0:02:31 [Bob] Bob untaps his/her permanents
0:02:31 [Bob] It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
0:02:31 [Bob] It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
0:02:32 [Bob] Bob draws a card
0:02:32 [Bob] It is now the Precombat Main Phase
0:02:33 [Bob] Bob plays Mountain from Hand
0:02:36 [Bob] Bob taps Mountain
0:02:37 [Bob] Bob plays Chain Lightning from Hand
0:02:41 [Bob] <Bob> Thinking
0:02:57 [Jon] Jon's life total is now 14 (-3)
0:03:00 [Bob] Bob puts Chain Lightning to Graveyard from Play
0:03:01 [Bob] <Bob> End my turn
0:03:13 [Jon] It is now turn 4 (Jon)
0:03:13 [Jon] It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
0:03:14 [Jon] Jon untaps his/her permanents
0:03:14 [Jon] It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
0:03:15 [Jon] It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
0:03:15 [Jon] Jon draws a card
0:03:15 [Jon] It is now the Precombat Main Phase
0:03:21 [Jon] It is now the Combat Phase, Declare Attackers Step
0:03:22 [Jon] Jon taps Disciple of the Vault
0:03:22 [Bob] Jon taps Disciple of the Vault
0:03:25 [Bob] Bob taps Mountain
0:03:27 [Bob] Bob plays Shock from Hand
0:03:32 [Jon] Jon puts Disciple of the Vault to Graveyard from Play
0:03:33 [Bob] Bob puts Shock to Graveyard from Play
0:03:34 [Jon] It is now the End Phase, End Of Turn Step
0:03:34 [Jon] <Jon> End my turn
0:03:36 [Bob] It is now turn 5 (Bob)
0:03:36 [Bob] It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
0:03:37 [Bob] Bob untaps his/her permanents
0:03:37 [Bob] It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
0:03:38 [Bob] It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
0:03:38 [Bob] Bob draws a card
0:03:38 [Bob] It is now the Precombat Main Phase
0:03:40 [Bob] Bob plays Mountain from Hand
0:03:46 [Bob] <Bob> End my turn
0:03:48 [Jon] It is now turn 6 (Jon)
0:03:48 [Jon] It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
0:03:50 [Jon] Jon untaps his/her permanents
0:03:50 [Jon] It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
0:03:51 [Jon] It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
0:03:51 [Jon] Jon draws a card
0:03:51 [Jon] It is now the Precombat Main Phase
0:03:59 [Jon] It is now the End Phase, End Of Turn Step
0:04:00 [Jon] <Jon> End my turn
0:04:03 [Bob] <Bob> EOT
0:04:04 [Bob] Bob taps Mountain
0:04:05 [Bob] Bob taps Mountain
0:04:06 [Bob] Bob plays Incinerate from Hand
0:04:11 [Jon] <Jon> resp
0:04:17 [Jon] Jon plays Summoner's Pact from Hand
0:04:25 [Jon] Jon is looking its Library...
0:04:25 [Bob] <Bob> Ok
0:04:28 [Jon] Jon puts Protean Hulk into play from Library
0:04:32 [Jon] Jon puts Protean Hulk to Hand from Play
0:04:33 [Jon] Jon puts Summoner's Pact to Graveyard from Play
0:04:34 [Jon] Jon shuffles library
0:04:34 [Jon] Jon stops looking its Library...
0:04:37 [Jon] Jon taps Gemstone Caverns
0:04:37 [Jon] Jon taps Lotus Petal
0:04:39 [Jon] Jon puts Lotus Petal to Graveyard from Play
0:04:40 [Jon] Jon plays Flash from Hand
0:04:46 [Jon] <Jon> flashs' oracle text:
0:04:46 [Jon] <Jon> You may put a creature card from your hand into play. If you do, sacrifice it unless you pay its mana cost reduced by up to 2.
0:04:54 [Jon] Jon plays Protean Hulk from Hand
0:04:55 [Jon] Jon puts Flash to Graveyard from Play
0:04:59 [Jon] Jon puts Protean Hulk to Graveyard from Play
0:05:05 [Jon] Jon is looking its Library...
0:05:13 [Jon] Jon puts Disciple of the Vault into play from Library
0:05:17 [Jon] Jon puts Disciple of the Vault into play from Library
0:05:19 [Jon] Jon puts Disciple of the Vault into play from Library
0:05:24 [Jon] Jon puts Shifting Wall into play from Library
0:05:26 [Jon] Jon puts Shifting Wall to Graveyard from Play
0:05:37 [Jon] Jon puts Phyrexian Marauder into play from Library
0:05:40 [Bob] <Bob> that's an illegal play....your hulk was never in play
0:05:43 [Jon] Jon puts Phyrexian Marauder to Graveyard from Play
0:05:46 [Bob] <Bob> therefore it's ability never triggers
0:05:49 [Jon] <Jon> read the oracle text again
0:05:50 [Jon] <Jon> You may put a creature card from your hand into play. If you do, sacrifice it unless you pay its mana cost reduced by up to 2.
0:06:00 [Jon] <Jon> It DOES come into play
0:06:06 [Jon] <Jon> MWS doesn't have Flash's oracle text
0:06:16 [Bob] <Bob> yeah....and you didn't pay it's mana cost
0:06:19 [Jon] <Jon> You may put a creature card from your hand into play. If you do, sacrifice it unless you pay its mana cost reduced by up to 2.
0:06:21 [Bob] <Bob> so it didn't go into play
0:06:23 [Jon] <Jon> INTO PLAY
0:06:28 [Bob] <Bob> dude you're stupid
0:06:29 [<System>] <System> Player Lost
0:06:32 [Jon] Jon shuffles library
0:06:32 [Jon] Jon stops looking its Library...
0:06:37 [Jon] <Jon> time to log this
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Aahahahaha. I thought the same thing myself.
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I agree to some level.
I put KNOW THE RULES into my games, because I actually do know the rules.
But I agree, sometimes I go to know the rules games and they are complete dumbasses with the rules.
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Like honestly. What the ****.
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You're correct.
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A split card in the graveyard is only one card. It is not two.
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But uh... hm.. someone *****ing about you using a better, inexpensive version of another card.
Yea... that makes sense.
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