Here's one that actually happened at my LGS eleven years ago when the shop owner was foolish enough to give a friend of mine the power to be the judge at a friendly, unsanctioned T1 tourney.
259. I can no longer put eight Cheatyfaces into play while my opponent is taking a bathroom break.
My thoughts are with the friends and family of the Orlando Shooting victims and with the rest of the LGBTQA+ community.
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Necarg, please don't acknowledge this in any way whatsoever.
True Name Mafia (Win),Clan Contest IX Mafia (Win), Bravely Default Mafia (Loss), BOTAS (loss), BfV (Loss), Ace Attourney (loss)
Rules Advisor before they were eradicated
263. Cardboard Carapace isn't allowed in casual, non-sanctioned tournaments at my LGS unless I hand-sew together a short-sleeved shirt made entirely of that card. Challenge accepted.
Another thing that I was just one mana short of actually doing:
264. No playing Rout in response to Biorhythm in a ten-player, five-team match with an entry fee of five bux.
268: im am no longer allowed to act like myself when i acheive delerium, nor am i allowed to continue to make stardates with strange names when ikt is my upkeep, like stardate 156 pineapple blueberries phallus, when i have achieved delerium
I buy HP and Damaged cards!
Only EDH:
Sigarda, Host of Herons: Enchantress' Enchantments
Jenara, Asura of War: ETB Value Town
Purphoros, God of the Forge: Global Punishment
Xenagos, God of Revels: Ramp, Sneak, & Heavy Hitters
Ghave, Guru of Spores: Dies_to_Doom_Blade's stax list
Edric, Spymaster of Trest: Donald's list
259. I can no longer put eight Cheatyfaces into play while my opponent is taking a bathroom break.
I buy HP and Damaged cards!
Only EDH:
Sigarda, Host of Herons: Enchantress' Enchantments
Jenara, Asura of War: ETB Value Town
Purphoros, God of the Forge: Global Punishment
Xenagos, God of Revels: Ramp, Sneak, & Heavy Hitters
Ghave, Guru of Spores: Dies_to_Doom_Blade's stax list
Edric, Spymaster of Trest: Donald's list
Check out my Newborder Peasant Cube here! http://www.cubetutor.com/draft/37467
True Name Mafia (Win),Clan Contest IX Mafia (Win), Bravely Default Mafia (Loss), BOTAS (loss), BfV (Loss), Ace Attourney (loss)
Rules Advisor before they were eradicated
Another thing that I was just one mana short of actually doing:
264. No playing Rout in response to Biorhythm in a ten-player, five-team match with an entry fee of five bux.
272: Not allowed to play any combo that requires twenty or more cards.
273: Not allowed to play any combo composed of obscure cards the judge has never seen before written in a language the judge does not understand.
274: Not allowed to take an all-land mulligan when playing an all-land deck.
275: Not allowed to take a no-land mulligan when playing a no-land deck, either.
276: Not allowed to use live animals as tokens.
277: Not allowed to use dead animals as tokens.
278: Not allowed to treat Savage Punch as a dexterity card.
279: Not allowed to perform magic tricks using cards in any zone.
280: Not allowed to ask the judge for a ruling on Shock.
RWU
GUB
WBR
URG
BGW