65. If I spot a player who perhaps is in need of a belt, the polite thing to do would be to inform them quietly or simply ignore it. Not take pictures.
69. I am no longer allowed to use Soldier of Fortune in multiplayer edh just to make my opponents shuffle their library every time they attack me.
Private Mod Note
():
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
Standard
>implying Modern
>implying Legacy UWMiracles/Countertop EDH UUUMemnarch, Steal your grillUUU RWUZedruu, Queen of ChaosRWU GWUBRReaper KingGWUBR My Trades
72. I'm no longer allowed to solicit the prostitute around the corner from the shop
in between matches with boxes of bulk commons. She says they're not a viable form of currency.
Pfft. Whuteva.
Private Mod Note
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Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
-VINTAGE- BUB Reanimator UBU TezzTinkerToys
-LEGACY-- RUR SpellDelver UWU Superfriends with Benefits
-MODERN- GBG B/G GoodGrief GRG R/G Go[o]dstuff
-CHROME- GGG Mean Green WUB Spirit Tribal
-PAUPER-- WBG Enchantments RUG RUG Delver
-1v1 EDH-- UB Lazav's Grindhouse BB Death by Sheoldred
If I had a dollar for every time I missed playing a Counterspell ...
I'd be missing my Mana Drain s instead.
74. I'm no longer allowed to kick my opponent in the shin during a crucial turn and claim...
"Maybe it was that dog I saw in here earlier... you saw it didn't you?"
Private Mod Note
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Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
-VINTAGE- BUB Reanimator UBU TezzTinkerToys
-LEGACY-- RUR SpellDelver UWU Superfriends with Benefits
-MODERN- GBG B/G GoodGrief GRG R/G Go[o]dstuff
-CHROME- GGG Mean Green WUB Spirit Tribal
-PAUPER-- WBG Enchantments RUG RUG Delver
-1v1 EDH-- UB Lazav's Grindhouse BB Death by Sheoldred
If I had a dollar for every time I missed playing a Counterspell ...
I'd be missing my Mana Drain s instead.
If I do break rule 59...
60. I'm no longer allowed to dance on said opponents back while he cries about his mutilated eye.
(This is phooey crap too... I was so justified. And that guy was a ***** anyway...)
-LEGACY-- RUR SpellDelver UWU Superfriends with Benefits
-MODERN- GBG B/G GoodGrief GRG R/G Go[o]dstuff
-CHROME- GGG Mean Green WUB Spirit Tribal
-PAUPER-- WBG Enchantments RUG RUG Delver
-1v1 EDH-- UB Lazav's Grindhouse BB Death by Sheoldred
If I had a dollar for every time I missed playing a Counterspell ...
I'd be missing my Mana Drain s instead.
Standard:
UBHidden StringsUB
Commander:
UBGDamia, Sage of MudUBG
Free Sword of the Meek?
MJOLNIRHammer of Purphoros should belong toTHORKeranos, just because he is a god of thunder and lightning.-LEGACY-- RUR SpellDelver UWU Superfriends with Benefits
-MODERN- GBG B/G GoodGrief GRG R/G Go[o]dstuff
-CHROME- GGG Mean Green WUB Spirit Tribal
-PAUPER-- WBG Enchantments RUG RUG Delver
-1v1 EDH-- UB Lazav's Grindhouse BB Death by Sheoldred
If I had a dollar for every time I missed playing a Counterspell ...
I'd be missing my Mana Drain s instead.
BG Spanish Inquisition BG
RG Belcher RG
Modern
UBRG Necrotic Ooze ComboUBRG
Standard
Ha Ha!
Pauper
B Suicide B
EDH
UG Momir Vig, Simic Visionary UG
Casual
BURW Tokens BURW
UR Grand Affinity UR
Tiny Leaders
W Rune-Tail Soul Sisters W
>implying
Modern
>implying
Legacy
UWMiracles/Countertop
EDH
UUUMemnarch, Steal your grillUUU
RWUZedruu, Queen of ChaosRWU
GWUBRReaper KingGWUBR
My Trades
weighted trick dice I stole from a Las Vegas casino craps table.
-LEGACY-- RUR SpellDelver UWU Superfriends with Benefits
-MODERN- GBG B/G GoodGrief GRG R/G Go[o]dstuff
-CHROME- GGG Mean Green WUB Spirit Tribal
-PAUPER-- WBG Enchantments RUG RUG Delver
-1v1 EDH-- UB Lazav's Grindhouse BB Death by Sheoldred
If I had a dollar for every time I missed playing a Counterspell ...
I'd be missing my Mana Drain s instead.
in between matches with boxes of bulk commons. She says they're not a viable form of currency.
Pfft. Whuteva.
-LEGACY-- RUR SpellDelver UWU Superfriends with Benefits
-MODERN- GBG B/G GoodGrief GRG R/G Go[o]dstuff
-CHROME- GGG Mean Green WUB Spirit Tribal
-PAUPER-- WBG Enchantments RUG RUG Delver
-1v1 EDH-- UB Lazav's Grindhouse BB Death by Sheoldred
If I had a dollar for every time I missed playing a Counterspell ...
I'd be missing my Mana Drain s instead.
"Maybe it was that dog I saw in here earlier... you saw it didn't you?"
-LEGACY-- RUR SpellDelver UWU Superfriends with Benefits
-MODERN- GBG B/G GoodGrief GRG R/G Go[o]dstuff
-CHROME- GGG Mean Green WUB Spirit Tribal
-PAUPER-- WBG Enchantments RUG RUG Delver
-1v1 EDH-- UB Lazav's Grindhouse BB Death by Sheoldred
If I had a dollar for every time I missed playing a Counterspell ...
I'd be missing my Mana Drain s instead.
77. One cannot simply say bushido or No-daichi. It must be screamed at the top of your lungs and then by everyone else in the immediate area.
78. To make bad Magic Puns.
79. To lick other people's cards.
80. To lick other people's sleeves.
81. To ask the judge if I can hug him or her.
82. To hug the judge without approval.
83. Denial to hug a judge is not something to appeal to the head judge.
84. Using other cards in my Magic deck that are not Magic cards is illegal, but funny.
85. You are not a planeswalker. You are a plain walker. There is a difference.
86. Plainswalking and Planeswalking are two different things.
87. You do not get to argue with me about what goes on backstage at MtGSalvation unless you are a moderator at MtGS.
88. There is a time and place for porn. The cardshop is not one of them.
89. Offering sexual services exchange for victory is immoral, illegal, and disgusting.
"normality is a paved road: it is comfortable to walk, but no flowers grow there."
-Vincent Van Gogh
things I hate:
1. lists.
b. inconsistencies.
V. incorrect math.
2. quotes in signatures
III: irony.
there are two kinds of people in the world: those who can make reasonable conclusions based on conjecture.