211. When my opponent casts Hypergenesis in THG, it is rude to ask them to explain how said card works in the format and then call them out on slowplaying to a judge.
2011: Best Mafia Performance (Individual) - Best Newcomer
2012: Best (False?) Role Claim - Worst Town Performance (Group) - Best Mafia Performance (Group) - Best SK Performance - Best Overall Player
2013: Best Non-SK Neutral Performance
2014: Best Town Performance (Individual) - Best Town Performance (Group) - Most Interesting Role - Best Game - Best Overall Player
2015: Worst Mafia Performance (Group) - Best Read
2016: Best Town Performance (Group) - Best Town Player - Best Overall Player
232. I will not begin to contemplate existence whenever a) a creature dies or b) I play a creature with "Philosopher" in its name.
233. Referring to #232, I have been told to add c) whenever my philosopher creatures die. Doing so will result in a three minute time-out, during which I am also not allowed to contemplate existence, reality, the mind or any other abstract concept that has no place at a casual (or otherwise) card game tourney.
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A giant dork. Who likes to eat with forks. Never used a spork.
Decks: Casual R Burn R
EDH R Godo Voltron R RUG ETB Overload RUG BW Clerics Pain and Drain BW GW Spirits!!! GW RUG Landfall Silliness RUG
240. Everyone knows my Elvish Piper / Quicksilver Amulet / creature cheater of choice is capable of "flopping it out onto the table". Yes, it's probably big. No, it isn't funny.
244. Just because I think it's funny to sing Karma Chameleon by Culture Club at the top of my lungs whenever someone plays Chameleon Colossus does not necessarily make it so.
2011: Best Mafia Performance (Individual) - Best Newcomer
2012: Best (False?) Role Claim - Worst Town Performance (Group) - Best Mafia Performance (Group) - Best SK Performance - Best Overall Player
2013: Best Non-SK Neutral Performance
2014: Best Town Performance (Individual) - Best Town Performance (Group) - Most Interesting Role - Best Game - Best Overall Player
2015: Worst Mafia Performance (Group) - Best Read
2016: Best Town Performance (Group) - Best Town Player - Best Overall Player
246. I will not repeat "stop hitting yourself, stop hitting yourself" in an annoying sing-song voice whenever I attack someone with a 'mind controlled' creature they own.
247. When we order food, I will not call a judge over upon discovering that the sub place next door put pickles on my sub, even though I said no pickles.
248. I will not yell "JUDGE" and raise my hand for situations unrelated to magic. (Although, I did this once at a Red Robin and from across the restaurant I heard, "keep your hand raised I'm on my way.)
RW Blaze Commando Soldier Swarm BW Edgewalker Clerics i.e. All the prevention R Ogre Menial (Fallen Feromancer) Tunnelin' Infectors GB Shaman of the Pack Elves URReclusive Artificer Artifact Control GBCatacomb Sifter Sac-Attack
Tiny Leader Decks
WU Geist of Saint Traft WKembha's Cats WRG Marath Slide Control
{мы, тьма}
2012: Best (False?) Role Claim - Worst Town Performance (Group) - Best Mafia Performance (Group) - Best SK Performance - Best Overall Player
2013: Best Non-SK Neutral Performance
2014: Best Town Performance (Individual) - Best Town Performance (Group) - Most Interesting Role - Best Game - Best Overall Player
2015: Worst Mafia Performance (Group) - Best Read
2016: Best Town Performance (Group) - Best Town Player - Best Overall Player
WUBRGCommander Decklists - PaperWUBRG
CCCCCommander Decklists - TheorycraftCCCC
Sig Credit: Pegasus Bishop
Which consisted of just 60 swamps. Atleast I can't complain about being mana-screwed!
UR Niv-Mizzet, The Firemind
WUR Narset's Coinflip Casino
Modern
UB Mill
220. I am not allowed kick player away from table while performing the above.
221. I am not allowed to play 'card basketball' with my opponent's discarded cards and the wastebin across the room.
222. Even if I get it in 'with no net'.
223. Not allowed to say 'There's always room for Jell-o' When playing Gelatinous Genesis.
224. Or Gutter Grime.
225. Or S.N.O.T.. Ew.
226. Casting knights with Nykthos, Shrine to Nyx does not make them 'The Knights Who Say Nyx'
227. Playing Temple of the false god does not make me a Pastafarian. Also, some people may find that offensive.
228. No, we must not act out our turns like scenes in a play simply because Thespian's stage is on the battlefield.
229. Am not allowed to make eating noises when playing Thromok the insatiable or Omnath, locus of mana. This includes when saying their names.
230. I am not allowed to eat my opponent's Ghave, guru of spores, even if 'Fungus Shaman' essentially means 'Magic Mushroom'.
231. Likewise, if a creature with devour eats aforementioned creature, it is not considered 'trippin balls, yo'.
233. Referring to #232, I have been told to add c) whenever my philosopher creatures die. Doing so will result in a three minute time-out, during which I am also not allowed to contemplate existence, reality, the mind or any other abstract concept that has no place at a casual (or otherwise) card game tourney.
Decks:
Casual
R Burn R
EDH
R Godo Voltron R
RUG ETB Overload RUG
BW Clerics Pain and Drain BW
GW Spirits!!! GW
RUG Landfall Silliness RUG
236. When casting a Dragon spell, I will not quote Daenerys
TargaryenStormborn.237. Also, when casting Encase in Ice, I will not sing the Metallica song, "Trapped Under Ice."
"You will call them... Commander!":
UGKruphix, God of Horizons
RGW Marath, Will of the Wild
RWB Kaalia of the Vast
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239. No playing my all-foil deck in direct sunlight.
My Stupidly Large Number of Current Decks
PucaTrade with me!
The Multiplayer Power Rankings
Cube: the Gittening (My Multiplayer Cube) - MTGS Cube List | @ CubeTutor
The N00b Cube (Peasant cube for new players) - MTGS Cube List | @ CubeTutor
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244. Just because I think it's funny to sing Karma Chameleon by Culture Club at the top of my lungs whenever someone plays Chameleon Colossus does not necessarily make it so.
{мы, тьма}
2012: Best (False?) Role Claim - Worst Town Performance (Group) - Best Mafia Performance (Group) - Best SK Performance - Best Overall Player
2013: Best Non-SK Neutral Performance
2014: Best Town Performance (Individual) - Best Town Performance (Group) - Most Interesting Role - Best Game - Best Overall Player
2015: Worst Mafia Performance (Group) - Best Read
2016: Best Town Performance (Group) - Best Town Player - Best Overall Player
247. When we order food, I will not call a judge over upon discovering that the sub place next door put pickles on my sub, even though I said no pickles.
248. I will not yell "JUDGE" and raise my hand for situations unrelated to magic. (Although, I did this once at a Red Robin and from across the restaurant I heard, "keep your hand raised I'm on my way.)
EDH DECKS:
GBCatacomb Sifter Sac-Attack
252. Winning against a black deck is not a hate crime.
255. I will not insist that the elder dragons are actually aliens from the planet Zeist.
Most of my decks: http://tappedout.net/users/thraashman/