I was at the liqour store a few days ago and I hear the cashier say to the guy in front of me online "Can I see your ID sir".
Upon this request, the man hunched over and began to dash about the store on all fours. Sniffing people's crotches, pulling up women's shirts, smashing bottles. defecating in the isles and just screaming and grunting the whole time.
Store security ended up dragging the poor guy out, I don't think they got the joke. People need to lighten up.
I really don't believe you man. Regardless, **** a joke that clown needs to grow up. I wouldn't have given him liquor either.
But I really can't even believe you saw that. If you did, man what a life.
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I really don't believe you man. Regardless, **** a joke that clown needs to grow up. I wouldn't have given him liquor either.
But I really can't even believe you saw that. If you did, man what a life.
I don't believe "other people" saw it, but I certainly did. Nobody saw the "Body Mist" incident happen to me either if that helps put things in perspective.
I personally don't really agree with the whole Freudian thing, but I still thought it was a really solid bit and that security was being kinda myopic in just dragging him out like that. I even gave the guy a thumbs up as he was being dragged out, he nodded and smiled.
It was cool that we sorta had that moment right there.
Jolly would be better if he were a girl member like the name and avatars imply, he pulls off the sassy girl on the internet well, but as it stands I'm not sure what he is going for
Jolly would be better if he were a girl member like the name and avatars imply, he pulls off the sassy girl on the internet well, but as it stands I'm not sure what he is going for
I'm still going for "sassy girl on the internet", so I guess I'm good.
As someone who actually enjoys watching people vomit, I've never been one to vomit while watching others vomit, but I find the phenomena of it all terribly interesting.
I like to imagine that the original vomiter is sounding a sort of call to arms, and singing a battlecry in hopes that others will join them in their fight, their fight being the act of vomiting, their song being the sound of heaving and gagging.
It's interesting watching the people around the vomiter begin to cover their mouths and dry heave as if they know they want to join in the chorus but are trying to deny their own nature.
I always wished I could do that. But at the same time I saw it associated with annoying kids too often
Yeah, I cloud blow regular spit bubbles but alas not these amazing magical "floating" ones, that's just miiiiiind blowing.
I hear what you're saying though, you could sorta associate it with that nasty lil dirty kid too who played too rough cause his parents were too high to raise him right. Them kids did it too.
I was just a harmless class clown though, never looking to hurt no one.
When I was a kid, my dad use to say to me, "That wasn't a fart. That was a preview of things to come!"
As a child, I never quite understood what he was talking about. But now, I get it. I get it now.......
I see many people on these boards making an effort to be very mature. What are some things you heard as a child that you didn't understand then that you now understand now that you're more mature?
As a child, you sometimes miss these small details in your parent's dull and likely pointless adult life. Like I'd see my father go in to the bathroom and then come out with cuts all over his face. I would ask why, and he'd say that he was shaving. Since I never noticed he was getting a 5 o'clock shadow, I always assumed he was just going in the room to cut his face with a razorblade. So one day, I too wanted to feel like an adult and just before school I went and did some shaving of my own!
Boy oh boy were my friends impressed! The school psychiatrist was so impressed my my new found maturity that he even gave me the whole day off!
Depravity is one of the few things I know a lot about. It's kind of a broad category though, and can be pretty subjective. Many of the things I see as commonplace fun, others might view as absolute depravity. So you tell me a depraved subject you'd like to speak about it and I'll speak at you about it. And easily nevertheless.
I was sitting in a hot tub when a man across from me quickly leaned over and started to kiss me. He wasn't attractive, or a good kisser, but I slipped him some tongue and waited for him to finish. Seemed like it wouldn't have been right to pull away, who am I to take that kiss away from him?
I was traveling by frontage roads alongside the interstate so I could get to Chicago in my own time and without having to think too far beyond there's that big road. I passed a billboard pointed more towards those fast lanes with a single message written on it over and over in big bubbly colorful letters, the sort you'd see on a candy wrapper or the Turtle Blimp. Just 'Why Me?' Why me why me why me in different colors and overlapping each other. There wasn't any blank space to speak of on the board. I slowed from about 14 miles per hour to a crawl, just studying the board. Less than a quarter mile there was a dilapidated billboard overgrown with bushes vines and saplings. You could still read the peeling message someone had painted over the add for a hotel that doesn't exist anymore. What Now? in block letters of breaking black paint. I pulled the car over at the next bridge and got in the stream just sitting in the water playing with mud and chewing on leaves. A couple in a pick-up truck stopped and asked what the hell I was doing. I just laughed, it was the only honest answer.
Alas, this is just MTGS and I worry that I wouldn't be able to speak of those sort of things here. In the same vein though, I don't really have any gross "habits" outside of the normal picking and scratching your average humans do from time to time. They're more of "gross interests". Of course, I don't really consider them gross but you know, most other people would.
Cute lil trails of glow in the dark retard stars. Awaken cracked out with skin peeing like egg concealing muscle. Learn to live and grow your own way. Leaving no room unfilled with raw meat pulsating through the hallway of the house with eyes. Skinny lil house.
Wonder if I've been there all along. Bits keep peeking out around corners and bushes. Flash of color or movement, shadow? But I know I tell myself it was nothing, and what does that make me?
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I really don't believe you man. Regardless, **** a joke that clown needs to grow up. I wouldn't have given him liquor either.
But I really can't even believe you saw that. If you did, man what a life.
I don't believe "other people" saw it, but I certainly did. Nobody saw the "Body Mist" incident happen to me either if that helps put things in perspective.
I personally don't really agree with the whole Freudian thing, but I still thought it was a really solid bit and that security was being kinda myopic in just dragging him out like that. I even gave the guy a thumbs up as he was being dragged out, he nodded and smiled.
It was cool that we sorta had that moment right there.
I too also liked your previous avvy more, Jolly.
I'm still going for "sassy girl on the internet", so I guess I'm good.
I like to imagine that the original vomiter is sounding a sort of call to arms, and singing a battlecry in hopes that others will join them in their fight, their fight being the act of vomiting, their song being the sound of heaving and gagging.
It's interesting watching the people around the vomiter begin to cover their mouths and dry heave as if they know they want to join in the chorus but are trying to deny their own nature.
Is it all really part of some great cosmic song?
Don't hurt the poor boy by making lots of money though.
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I'm not sure what you mean.
It remains one of the more magical childhood memories that I have.
Yeah, I cloud blow regular spit bubbles but alas not these amazing magical "floating" ones, that's just miiiiiind blowing.
I hear what you're saying though, you could sorta associate it with that nasty lil dirty kid too who played too rough cause his parents were too high to raise him right. Them kids did it too.
I was just a harmless class clown though, never looking to hurt no one.
As a child, I never quite understood what he was talking about. But now, I get it. I get it now.......
I see many people on these boards making an effort to be very mature. What are some things you heard as a child that you didn't understand then that you now understand now that you're more mature?
Boy oh boy were my friends impressed! The school psychiatrist was so impressed my my new found maturity that he even gave me the whole day off!
I was pretty popular in school.
Depravity is one of the few things I know a lot about. It's kind of a broad category though, and can be pretty subjective. Many of the things I see as commonplace fun, others might view as absolute depravity. So you tell me a depraved subject you'd like to speak about it and I'll speak at you about it. And easily nevertheless.
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Alas, this is just MTGS and I worry that I wouldn't be able to speak of those sort of things here. In the same vein though, I don't really have any gross "habits" outside of the normal picking and scratching your average humans do from time to time. They're more of "gross interests". Of course, I don't really consider them gross but you know, most other people would.
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